01x33 - Fountain of Terror

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[Energetic Music Plays]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Dramatic Music Playing]

This Could Be The Find Of All Time.

This Will Be
The Final Test,

And If My Theory Is Right,

I've Discovered The Fountain Of Youth!

[Zip]

No! No, It Can't Be!

You Drive A Hard Bargain, Parker.

Here's Your Money For The Pictures.

Thanks, Mr. Jameson.

Yeah, It's More Than They're Worth.

You Teenagers Think Money Grows On Trees.

Now, When I Was A Boy--

Betty: There's A Bulletin Coming In, Mr. Jameson.

I Can Hear, Miss Brant! What Is It?

Dr. Curtis Connor--

Famous Florida
Scientist--

Was Reported
Missing Today

By His Wife.

Oh, No. Not Dr. Connor.

Ha. Most Scientists Are Absent-Minded.

Maybe He Forgot
To Come Home.

Now, As I Was Saying--

Parker,
Where Are You Going?

I, Uh, Have To See A Sick Friend.

I Didn't Know He Had Any Friends.

My Husband Found Something In The Swamp,

Something So Astonishing, He Couldn't Tell Anyone.

He Said He Had One More Test To Run.

Then He--He Went Into The Swamp

And Just Disappeared.

If Anybody
Can Find My Dad,

You Can, Spider-Man.

Thanks For The Vote Of Confidence, Billy.

I'll Sure Try.

Think I'll Check The Lab, Mrs. Connor.

It Might Give Me A Clue.

Water.

Just Plain Water.

Man: Connor Must Carry The Secret

In His Ruddy Head.

Well, I'll Force Him To Give Me The Formula.

Spider-Man: Quite The Litterbug,

Aren't You?

Spider-Man!

You Were Expecting Count Dracula?

Take This!

Right Back At You.

Spider-Man,
Look Out!

[Bonk]

Are You Ok?

I've Felt Better.

Where'd He Go?

That Man?
He Ran Away.

Who Was He, Spider-Man?

His Name's Clivendon.

And,
If I'm Not Mistaken,

The Game He's After Is Your Dad.

Let Me Go With You, Huh? Please?

There's An Old Saying,
Billy.

He Swings Fastest Who Swings Alone.

You Stay Here. I'll Find Your Dad.

[Dramatic Music Playing]

Spider-Sense Tells Me There's Something Odd

About That
Little Object.

I've Gotta Know Why.

A Spanish Doubloon!



Things Are Getting Curiouser And...

[Rustling]

Curiouser.

Hey!

I-It's Me,
Spider-Man!

I Thought I Told You To Stay Put.

I Just Wanted To Help You Find My Dad.

[Thwack]

Spider-Man: Hit The Dirt, Billy!

I Know You're In There, Spider-Man,

And I Know The Way To Flush You Out!

Spider-Man: Just Keep Moving, Billy.

Old Spider-Sense Is Working Overtime.

Billy: Spidey,
I--I'm Stuck!

Quicksand!

No Point Wasting Arrows On You, Old Boy.

You've Had It.

I Leave You To Your Untimely End

While I Find
Dr. Connor

And His
Million-Dollar Secret!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I Thought
He'd Never Leave.

Wallopin' Websnapper, That Was Close.

Boy, I'll Say.

Do You Know Where My Dad Is, Spidey?

I'm Not Sure,

But I Think He May Be At The Old Spanish Fort.

The Only Way To Get There Is By Water.

All Set, Billy.
Climb Aboard.

[Engine Starts]

Look! Gators!

Don't Look Now,

But There's Something Worse Than Gators.

He's Comin' In Fast!

I Don't Know How You Escaped The Quicksand, Spider-Man,

But A Good Hunter Always Finishes The Job!

[Snap]

Hope You Don't Give Those Gators Indigestion, Spider-Man!

Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Swim For Shore,
Billy!

I'll Handle
The Gators.

Hurry!

I'll Let The Gators Take Care Of Spider-Man

While I Get On To Connor's Trail,

And I Jolly Well Think I Know Where He Is.

The Old Fort's
Not Too Far,

So Hang On, Billy.

This Must Be Some Kind Of Nightmare.

Me, A 20th Century
Scientist,

Held Prisoner
By A 15th Century

Spanish Conquistador.

And The World
Will Never Know.

[Door Opens]

Dr. Connor: You Must Let Me Out Of Here.

They'll Search For Me.

Sooner Or Later, Someone Will Come.

And When They Do...

Dr. Connor, Sighing: I Get The Message.

Now That I Know
His Secret,

He'll Never Let Me Out Of Here Alive.

[Boat Motor Buzzing]

A Boat!
Someone's Coming.

If My Hunch Is Right,

Connor's
Million-Dollar Secret

Will Soon Be Mine.

Is This Where My Dad Is, Spidey?

We'll Soon Find Out,
Billy.

Quick!
Get Me Out Of Here

Before
He Comes Back.

Are You Dr. Connor?

Yes. I'm Being
Held Prisoner.

Hurry, Get Me Out.

Certainly,
My Good Doctor.

On Condition You Tell Me Your Secret Discovery.

Dad!
It's Me--Billy!

Billy!
And Spider-Man!

Stop! Stop!
That's My Son!

Stay Behind This,
Billy!

I'll Make You Wish

You'd Stayed With The Alligators!

Attaboy, Spider-Man! Give It To Him!

Billy, Stay Down!

You're In A Rut, Clivey Old Boy.

How's About
A Change Of Pace?

Like This?

Pretty Tricky.

Too Slow,
Spider-Man.

I'm Coming, Dad!

So, The Invincible
Spider-Man

Runs From A Fight.

But You Can't Run From My Knife.

[Thud]

Now For
The Death Blow.

Dad, Are You In There?

Yes, Billy.

Use The Big Key Hanging On The Wall.

Good Boy, Billy!

Come On, Dad. Now That I've Saved You,

I've Got To Save
Spider-Man.

Say Your Prayers,
Spider-Man.

You're A Real Cut-Up,
Clivey.

It's Time That You Were Tamed, Clivendon.

Spider-Man!

Thank Heaven
You're All Right.

Everything's Wrapped Up, Dr. Connor.

Shucks.

I Wanted To Save
Spider-Man.

Wallopin' Websnappers!

Dad! Spidey!
Hit The Dirt!

[Boom]

The Fountain!

Ohh!

What's This
All About, Connor?

That Just May Have Been The Fountain Of Youth.

Spider-Man:
And The Old Guy?

Just May Have Been...

Ponce De León!

Now The Truth Will Never Be Known.

Speaking Of Youth,

There's One Who Deserves A Medal

For Saving My Life.

I Don't Have
A Medal, Billy,

But Here's Something To Remember Me By.

Gosh.

Thanks, Spider-Man.

I'm So Glad
You're Back, Peter.

How's Your Sick Friend?

Well? What's He Saying?

Yes, I'll Tell
Mr. Jameson.

Tell Me What?!

Peter's Said His Friend Had A Severe Case Of...

Ponce De León?

[Music Playing]