01x36 - Double Identity

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A Collection Of Rare Books

Will Make A Great
Picture Story

For The Daily Bugle, Mr. Grayson.

Happy To Oblige,
Parker.

Now Take This Antique Volume Of Shakespeare.

[Softly] That's What I Had In Mind.

Huh?
What I Meant Was,

Would You Mind
Posing With It?

Of Course!

How's This?

Great. Just Great.

Did Anyone Ever Tell You

You're Very Photogenic, Mr. Grayson?

[Alarm Blares]

The Museum. A Booknapping, Maybe.

Walloping Whip-Snappers! It's...Me!

Ok, Whoever You Are, Hand Over That Book!

Try And Get It.

Let's Get Out
Of Here, Brutus!

[Brakes Screech]

It's That Insect
Spider-Man!

Erase Him, Brutus!

If The Pictures Turn Out, I'll Send You Some!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

This Really Bugs Me!

I Wonder How Old Jameson's Gonna React

To The Second Peter Parker.

Peter Parker A Thief?!

J. Jonah Jameson Doesn't Hire Thieves, Captain O'malley!

I Don't Care What Grayson Said!

I'll Bet The One Behind These Robberies Is Spider-Man!

[Slams Down
Phone]

It's Wonderful Of You To Stand Up For Peter!

No Credit To Parker, Miss Brant.

I Just Can't Have The Daily Bugle Involved!

Ohh...Under That
Gruff Exterior

Is A Gruff Interior.

Ah, What A Rogue And Peasant sl*ve Am I...

Ha Ha Ha... To So Worship Beauty

That I Must Take It From Such Dolts.

Only I, Charles Cameo,

Renowned Actor And Master Of Impersonation,

Could Get Away With It.

Now, Who Shall Be My Next--

Gadzooks! Of Course.

Salvidore Fricaso,

The Great Abstractionist Painter.

His Paintings Are On Exhibit Now,

And He Is In Europe.

Another Job, Boss?

Don't Be Crude, Brutus.

Let's Just Say
We Are About To

Beard The Varlets
In Their Den

And Take Their Treasure.

This Is An Outrage!

You Have Hung One Of My Paintings Upside Down!

Upside Down?
But I Thought--

I'll Not Have My Lifework

Left To The Mercy Of Soulless Sops!

Remove Them At Once!

You Can't Do This. What About The Exhibit?

What Shall I Do?

That Looks Like Salvidore Fricaso!

But It Can't Be! He's In Europe.

Old Spider Senses
Jangling.

Please Reconsider,
Mr. Fricaso.

Never!

That Face Cinches It!

Get The Paintings
In The Van!

I'll Take Care
Of Spider-Man!

Let's Get Out Of Here, Fast!

I Think I Just Created A Work Of Art.

Another Art Robbery, And Spider-Man

Was At The Scene Of The Crime This Time.

But Mr. Jameson, Spider-Man Tried To Save The Paintings,

Not Steal Them.

Bah! He Probably Hired Someone To Pose As Fricaso.

He May Be Able To Fool The Police,

But He Can't Fool Me!

Speaking Of The Police, Aren't You Supposed To

Pick Up The Police Memorial Statue At Bodinsky's Studio?

That's Right! And I Shall See To It Personally

That It Doesn't Fall Into The Hands Of Spider-Man!

Old Jameson's Taking No Chances

With The Bodinsky Statue.

Police Chief O'malley Will Thank You Personally

At The Unveiling,
Mr. Bodinsky.

Creating The Statue

Was An Honor In Itself, Mr. Jameson.

Walloping Web-Snappers! It's Old Pie-Face Again!

[Siren]

It's That Web-Slinging
Weasel!

[Siren Retreats]

That Takes Care Of Spider-Man...

And No Encores, Please.

Are You Hurt?

I'm All Right. The b*llet Just Grazed.

But Those Two
Were Imposters!

He May Not Like Me,

But Even Jameson Wouldn't sh**t Me.

Bodinsky? Jameson Here.

Sorry I Was Delayed.

Had To Call Off A Phony News Item.

Some Crank Called In--

What Do You Mean, I Picked Up The Statue?

The Nerve Of That Swindling Spider-Head!

Now He's Using Someone To Impersonate Me!

Take A Bow, Cameo,

For Your Inspired Performance

As J. Jonah Jameson.

Perhaps You Can Do Me One More Favor

At The Antique Show
Preview.

I'm Sure This
Bottilini Goblet

Will Be The Hit Of The Antique Show Tomorrow.

Thank You, Mr. Jameson.

We Appreciate
The Publicity

Your Paper
Has Given Us.

I'll Be It's That Imposter Again!

It's Really Beautiful. Mind If I Hold It?

Please Do.

Ah-Ah! Mustn't Touch!

What's Going On Here?

A Little Trick Called An Ounce Of Prevention.

You've Gone Too Far This Time, Spider-Man!

Let's See Who
You Really Are.

Yeeooowww!

It Is You! But My Spider Sense--

You'll Pay For This, You--You Bug!

The Imposter
Was The Manager!

Looks Like I Got Caught In My Own Web!

Jameson: Get Me Out Of This Web!

James: You Catch Spider-Man, O'malley, Or--

Jameson, Hold On A Minute.

I Want You To Make
Spider-Man

Your Personal Case!
Understand?

I Suggest...We, Uh, Set A Trap.

I'll Print An Item In The Daily Bugle

That'll Bring Spider-Man Running

Right Into Our Hands.

Yes, Yes, Yes. Ok.

The Noted Credenza Renaissance Tapestries

Will Be Moved From The Dock Warehouse Tonight.

How Nice Of Jameson To Supply The Plot

For My Next Performance.

Mark My Word, O'malley,

As Soon As Those Tapestries Are Unloaded,

Spider-Man'll Show!

Where's The Policeman?

He's On His Way, Jameson. Just Relax.

[Siren]

What's The Meaning Of This?

There He Is. You'd Better Be Right, J.J.

There He Is! Get Him!

What For? He Hasn't Done Anything Yet.

Quick, Brutus.
Put 'Em In!

See? I Told You! Now Capture Him!

Which One?

I Don't Care
Which One!

Get 'Em Both!

That Man's
An Imposter!

That Man
Is The Imposter!

There Can't Be 2
Spider-Men.

Let's Take Them
Both In.

Hold On A Second. We'll Have A Showdown

To Prove Which Of Us Is The Real Spider-Man,

And You Can Unmask
The Loser.

That's Fair Enough. But No Tricks.

Duplicated
My Web Power!

Let's See If You've Got The Spider Strength

To Go With It!

He's Trying To Get Away!

They're Getting Away!

I Told You They're Working Together!

What's The Matter? Run Out Of Spider Powers?

I'll Have Your Badge
For This!

You Let 'Em
Get Away!

Calm Down, Jameson.

Spider-Man
Brought Him Back.

Here's A Little Present From Your

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, O'malley.

Cameo:
Brutus, Save Me!

Drop That g*n!

Jameson: He Got Away!

Spider-Man Got Away!

Uh-Huh. And Here's
The Imposter

Who's Been Stealin' The Art Treasures.

Charles Cameo-- Sometime Actor,

All-Time Crook.

Your Next Performance Will Be In Front Of The Judge...

Thanks To Spider-Man.

Oh, Gadzooks.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪