02x01 - The Origin of Spider-Man

[bunniefuu]

[Energetic Music Plays]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Music Playing]

[People Chattering]

Narrator: On A Bright School Day In September...

Hey, Moose. How's About Asking Some Of The Girls

To Come And Have A Soda With Us?

Ok, Sal.

But One Of The Girls Will Have To Drop Out

'Cause There's Just 2 Of Us And 3 Of Them.

Yeah, Moose, But That's The Breaks.

I Wonder Which
Of The 3 Girls

Are The Lucky Ones.

Hi...

[Indistinct Chatter]

Hey, Sal. They Won't Go

Unless We Find Another Cat To Come Along.

They Just Won't Split Up.

Hey, Parker. Hold It.

[No Audio]

So, What Do You Say,
Parker?

They're All Ready.

All You Gotta Do Is Give The Ok Sign

And We're Off.

Gee, I'm Sorry, Fellas, But I Have To Catch

A Demonstration Of Radioactivity

Over At The Lab.

My Professor's Expecting Me Now.

Can You Beat That?

A Bona Fide And True To Life Bookworm!

And That, Gentlemen,

Is A Run-Down
On The Equipment.

Now We'll Demonstrate

How Radioactivity Is Controlled In The Lab.

[Thinking] One Day, I'll Get Even.

Bookworm Schookworm.

I'll Get Even.

[Whirring]

[Zapping]

Ouch. Something Bit Me.

Oh, It's Just
A Spider.

Then Why Do I Feel So Strange, So Different?

I'd Better Go Get Some Fresh Air.

[Music Playing]

[Thinking] I Can't Shake This Feeling...

As Though My Entire Body Is Charged

With Some Sort Of Fantastic Energy.

Could Just One Spider Bite Do That?

I Wonder If The Radioactivity In The Lab

Might've Had Something
To Do--

Nah. That's Just Too Farfetched.

Hey, Look Out, Mac.

This'll Teach You
To Watch

Where You're Walkin', You 4-Eyed Prowler!

I...Hardly Felt It.

[Bonk]

[Creaking]

[Thud]

Now What's Going On?

My Reflex Action Worked So Fast,

I Could Hardly
Control It.

And That Steel
Lamppost...

I Snapped It
In 2 With--

With One Punch.

Let's Get
Outta Here, Pal.

That Cat's A Tiger.

[Thinking] Something's Happened To Me.

I Have Changed.

But How? Why?

[Car Horn Honks]

That Car...
It Doesn't See Me.

I Have To Leap Aside Fast!

[Tires Screeching]

What's Come Over Me?

Am I Going Mad?

I-I'm Scaling This Wall

Just As Easily
As I Can Walk.

My Fingers Alone
Are Adhering,

Supporting Me.

I'm Like Some Sort Of Giant Insect...

Like A Wall-Crawling Human Spider.

[Spider-Man Theme Playing]

It's Either A Crazy Psychedelic Dream...

Or There's Only One Other Possible Answer.

[Zapping]

It's The Spider.

The One That Bit Me.

Somehow, Being In The Lab During The Experiment...

He Must've Become
Radioactive.

And When His Venom Reached My Bloodstream,

It Affected Me.

In Some Strange,
Uncanny Way,

I've Absorbed The Proportionate Power And Abilities

Of A Living Spider.

I've Got To Test Myself...

Got To Learn The Full Extent Of My Newfound Power.

Perhaps I Can Cash In On It In Some Way.

If I Could Give
Exhibitions,

Become A Professional Stunt Man Or Some Such Thing,

Then I Could Finally Pay Aunt May And Uncle Ben Back

For The Years They've Devoted To Me,

For Raising Me After The Death Of My Parents.

Is Peter Studying
Again, May?

Yes, Ben.

The Dear Boy Is
So Industrious.

[Music Plays]

Narrator: In The Frantic Days That Follow,

The Ingenious Youth Creates His Web sh**ter.

It Works Like A Charm!



With My Newfound Spider Power,

I Can Control It Like A sharpsh**ter!

And I'll Keep Modifying The Fluid

Until It's Just The Right Consistency.

Now I Need One Thing More...

A Costume!

If I'm Gonna Get Into
Show Biz,

I Might As Well Look
The Part.

And I Might As Well Call Myself...

Spider-Man!

Ok, World, Better Hang Onto Your Hat.

You're About To Meet The Original Web-Swinging Wonder!

My First Stop Will Be The Nearest Tv Studio.

I've Just Gotta Be The Answer To Ed Sullivan's Prayers!

[Mrrrow!]

Now To Make A Real Dramatic Entrance...

Man: Stop! Thief!

Stop, Thief!

Guard: You In The Costume, Grab Him!

If He Makes It To The Elevator, He'll Get Away

What's With You,
Mister?

All You Had To Do
Was Trip Him

Or Hold Him
Just For A Minute.

That's Your Problem,
Not Mine.

Sorry, Pal. I'm Through Being Pushed Around.

From Now On, I Look Out For Number One--

And That Means Me.

Your Audition Was Just Great, Son.

If You Can Do
The Same Thing

In Front Of The Lights And Cameras,

You'll Have It Made.

Sir, I'll Be The Best.

[Siren]

A Police Car In Front Of Our House?

What Could Have Happened?

W-What Happened?

Brace Yourself, Son. I Have Bad News.

Your Uncle Ben
Has Been Shot--

m*rder*d.

Uncle Ben--Dead?

No! No, It Can't Be!

Policeman: It Was A Burglar Who Your Uncle Surprised.

But We'll Get Him.

He's Trapped In The Old Acme Warehouse

At The Waterfront.

I've Got To Go.

I've Got To Get Him!

I Know The Old
Acme Warehouse.

It's Been Deserted
For Years.

He Can Hold Off An Army In That Moldy, Rotting Dump.

But He Won't Hold Off Spider-Man!

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time... ♪

The Warehouse Is At The Other Side Of Town.

But I'll Be There
In No Time!

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up... ♪

There It Is. Just Ahead.

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Commotion, Overlapping Chatter]

Uh...Who's On The Wall?

Who's That?!

You'll Find Out Soon Enough!

What--

A Guy Who Walks On Walls

And Shoots A Web
Like A Spider?

Let Me Outta Here!

There's No Place On Earth You Can Run To Escape Me.

This Is For The Man You k*lled!

That Face, It--

Oh, No, It Can't Be.

But It Is!

The Fugitive Who Ran Past Me The Other Day--

The One I Didn't Stop When I Had The Chance.

If I Only Had Tackled Him When I Had The Chance...

But I Didn't, So He Escaped, And Now...

Uncle Ben Is Dead.

Yes, Uncle Ben Is Dead,

And In A Sense, It's Really I Who k*lled Him.

Because I Didn't Realize In Time

That With Great Power

There Must Also Always Be Great Responsibility.

Spider-Man: But I Know It Now.

And So Long As I Live,

Spider-Man Will Never Shirk His Duty Again.

Robbers, K*llers...Beware.

Spider-Man Is Here.

Narrator: Thus, A Legend Is Born...

As A New Name Is Added To A Roster Of Those

Who Make The World A Fantasy,

The Most Exciting Realm Of All.

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There ♪

♪ There Goes
The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives
Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪