02x15 - Blotto

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♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Eureka! I've Done It!

I've Done It!

Yes, Clive.
Yes, You Have.

Through Was I? An Old Fool Was I?

There! What Do You
Say, Colin?

They Were The Fools.

Yes! How They Snickered When I Told Them

I Was On The Very Verge Of A New Screen Breakthrough

That Would Metamorphosize The Movies.

A Has-Been
They Called Me--

Me, Who Chilled Millions With My Eerie Epics.

The Public, They Said, Would No Longer Pay

To See
My Weird Depictions.

They Scorned My Cinematic Claims.

How, They Scoffed,

Could Anyone Bring The Darkest Human Emotions To Life

And Then Set Them Loose From The Screen?

How, Indeed?

But That Was Before I Invented The Spirit-Scope.

Yes. Now You
Have Done It.

And Now The Public
Will Pay.

[Thunder]

Blotto!

It's Alive!

Yeah.

And Hungry With My Spirit Of Ambition.

Quick, Open The Door, Before It Feeds On Us.

Thus, Will
The Long Years

Of Failure And Frustration Be Ended, Eh, Master?

Yes. Blotted Out!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Both Laughing]

It's Nice
Of You To Appear

At The University, Miss Babowal.

The Kids Sure Get A Bang Out Of Your Pictures.

I Always Like To Cooperate With Youths.

Say, Why Are We Coming This Way?

A Shortcut. Dodge All The Mid-Town Traffic.

But The Streets Are So Deserted.

Yeah. That's
Why I Picked Them.

[Engine Sputtering]

Gee. Ha Ha Ha.

We're...
We're Out Of Gas.

I Think I Heard That One Before.

No. Honest.

Ok. What
Happens Now?

Holy Bat Blot!

Never Mind The Comments. Let's Motor.

No Gas.

Really?

Time To Web Out.

Mmm. Boy,
She's A Heavyweight.

Ah...Wha...
What?

Never Mind. You'll Be Safe Up Here For A While.

[Siren]

Something Tells Me Those Boys Are Gonna Need Help.

Ok, Blotto, Time You Took A Bath.

Spider-Man, Run!

Where?

Well, What Can't Go Up Goes Down.

Good. My Eyes Adjust Well To This Light.

Now, Let's See. If I Follow The Sewers...

Yikes!

Wow! Almost Lost
My Head.

I've Got To Make It To That Door.

Well, He's Not
In Here Yet.

Hmm...Wonder What's Going On Upstairs.

[Screaming]

Man: He's Spread Out All Over The City.

The Only
Safe Places Now

Are The Riverbanks And High Building Tops.

Soon These Will Go.

There Must Be Something We Can Do.

Clive: There Is. Ha Ha Ha! There Is.

Surrender.

Man: What's That?
How--

A New Signal Plugged Into Our Feed, General.

Shh.

People Of The City,
Now You See

What Wonder I, Clive, Have Wrought.

Surrender Your City To Me,

And Maybe
I'll Let You Leave

Before I Destroy It.

Just Maybe.
Ha Ha Ha!

Stay Tuned
To This Channel

For Further
Instructions.

Welcome To My Parlor.

Here Is A Bulletin
From Clive.

This City Has But A Few Hours Left.

All Those Who Wish To Survive Its Demise

Should Depart
Immediately.

Soon Blotto Will Move Against The Foundations

Of The Tallest
Skyscrapers,

And The Walls Of This Great City

Will All Come
Tumbling Down.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

This Will Be My Greatest Spectacle.

I Will Even Outdo The Fall Of Rome.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Do You Think He Means What He Says?

Mr. Mayor, We're In The Hands Of A Madman.

Well, Can't
He Be Stopped?

Can't We Blot Blotto Before He Blots Us?

[Screaming]

[Buzzing]

Some Hotfoot. Let's Hope The Head Gets The Message.

How Long Will
The Power Last?

At This Rate, Not Long. It Could Go Any Time.

Well, It's Up To The Bombers Now.

No Good, General.

He's Transparent.

The Bombs Will Pass Right Through Him

And Hit The City.

The Only Thing
They Might Do

Is Shake Him Free From The Circuit.

Well, What
Do We Do Now?

[Generators Whirring]

Got To Make It To The Power Generators Fast

Before We Blow A Fuse.

So, This Is How You Use The Time I Gave You--Schemes.

Very Well. You Shall Have No More.

You See? I Am Transmitting From The City Power Station--

A Likely Place
To Telecast.

But I Shall Survive Because Of The Lead Roof

Shielding This Building.

Shall We Prepare For The Jolt Of Doom?

Spider-Man! I Will Dispose Of You

While I Still Have
My Audience.

Watch Out! Don't Just Stand There!

Don't Worry. He Won't.

This g*n Can Bring An Inanimate Object To Life.

But What It Can Do To Living Tissue

Is Equally Interesting.

Watch.

[Bang]

[Bang]

Colin!

You're Responsible
For That!

Yep.

You've Sure Got
A Kick Coming.

[Crash]

Uh-Oh. Power's Beginning To Fail.

I've Got To Gamble.

All Right, My Webby Wonder, The Game Is Over.

One Sudden Move, And I Throw The Switch.

Now...

Come Down Slowly.

I Want The Satisfaction Of Getting You Personally.

Why Not? It Looks Like You're Going To Win Anyway.

Very Realistic.

If This Gamble
Doesn't Pay Off,

I'm Plastered For Sure.

[Bang]

Eureka! I've Done It! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I've Got Him!

My, What A Trophy!

I Think I'll Do Him Over In Bronze.

Surprise.

[Pow]

How's That
For A Blackout?

Uh-Oh.

Looks Like Blotto's Breaking Out.

Hope I Can Work
This Thing.

And I Hope
It Works On Him.

I'll Just Get One Shot Before I Hit.

[Bang]

Gee, A Paper Tiger.

So, The Ray Blast

Reverted Him To His Original Form.

Though
Somewhat Larger.

Well, I Think We Can Live With Him Now,

Until The Sanitation Men Come To Fold Him Away.

What Happened To Clive And Colin?

Colin Responded
To Treatment.

The g*n
Brought Him Back.

And As For Clive,

We're Locking Him Up

And Throwing Away
The Key.

He Was A Brilliant Man, Spider-Man,

But This Episode--

I Know. It's A Blot On His Record.

Ouch!

[Both Laughing]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪