02x18 - Cold Storage

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[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Bell Tolling]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Alarm Ringing]

[Engine Revving]

Help!
I've Been Robbed!

Hang On, Louie.

Man: Millions!

Ah!

When The Clock Strikes, We Strike.

Neat Haul,
Huh, Dr. Cool?

My Midnight Hauls Are Always Neat.

Aren't They, Garth?

Better Put
The Ice On Ice.

Wow. What A Front
For Hot Ice.

Yes. We Will Set The Nuclear Thermostat

For Absolute Zero.

In This
Super-Frosted Form,

It Will Be Impossible To Discern

Our Hot Ice From The Ordinary Variety.

Then, Right Under The Noses Of International Customs,

We Will Make The Customary Shipments

At Customary Profits.

Yeah, Doc. A Real Gem Of A Setup.

I Wonder What We'll Get For This.

About 10 To 20 Years, I'd Guess.

Spider-Man!

Of Course, There's Always Time Off For Good Behavior.

And You Fellas Are Going To Behave, Aren't You?

Oh, Yeah?
Well, Get This!

Sit Down!

[Crash]

Garth, I Suggest You Take This Gentleman's Advice.

But, Doc...

It Appears He Has Us At The Advantage.

I Bow To
Your Good Sense.

Just What
The Doctor Ordered.

[Bang]

[Thud]

How Cold.

Tie Him Up.

If You Can Hear Me, Webbed Wonder,

In Your Semi-Stupor,

Know Then That I Prescribe For Your Meddlesome Intrusion

This Chilling Fate.

When We Leave Here,

The Temperature Will Drop To Minus 459 Degrees--

Absolute Zero.

At That Temperature,

All Your Body's Molecular Motion

Will Suddenly Cease!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And Since This Refrigeration Unit Is Nuclear Powered,

You Will Probably Keep Forever...

On Ice! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Door Slams]

And You Have Heard, Have You Not, Webbed Wonder,

Of The Incredible
Delusions

That Come On The Mind As It Numbs?

Yes, People Imagine All Sorts Of Things

Before Their Frozen Doom.

Now You Shall See.

[Clang]

Sweet Dreams.

[Groans]

Hard To Get Leverage.

[Groans]

Still Weak.

But I've Got To Get Loose Before The Cold Takes Over.

The Mercury's
Dropping Fast...

Toward Absolute Zero.

[Suspenseful Music Plays]

It Sure Feels Good To Move Again.

I Guess The Nuclear Power Ran Down In Record Time.

[Rattling]

Wow! How Long Have I Been Sleeping?

All This
Wasn't Here Before.

I Would Have Remembered When I Came In.

And How Long Ago
Was That?

[Crash]

[Creak]

Good Grief!

[Squawking]

The Beasts Have Taken Over! But How? Why?

[Footsteps Approaching]

Caveman!

[Speaking
Caveman Language]

[Shouting]

I've Got To Keep My Senses, Got To Keep My Head.

Despite All That's Going On, However It Happened,

And However I Got Here,

I've Got To Survive.

Now...Get Cracking.

[Speaking
Caveman Language]

Get Set
For A Bring-Down.

Say, Stick Around. I May Use You.

[Speaking
Caveman Language]

[Shouting]

[Squawk]

Uh-Oh. It's Time To Get Some Altitude.

[Speaking
Caveman Language]

Hmm...Better Hang On.

[Squawk]

[Squawk]

Looks Like The End
Of The Line.

[Squawk]

[Squawk]

Wonder What--

Hey! What's This?

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

[Mammoth Trumpeting]

Just One Chance.

His Trunk's As Strong As A Truck.

[Crash]

Got To Work Fast.

[Trumpets]

[Trumpets]

Hang On, Boy. Here Comes The Blow.

[Trumpets]

[Trumpets]

Now To Tie
The Final Knot.

Well, The Bigger
They Come...

[Crash]

Uh-Oh.

[Shouting]

[Growling]

Uh-Oh. Looks
Like More Trouble.

And Here It Comes.

[Roar]

[Crash]

[Squawk]

[Squawk]

Time To Split.

I'm Not Out Of This Yet.

[Squawking]

[Shouting]

[Click]

[Door Opens]

[Crack]

Man: Spider-Man,
Ain't It?

Yes, But Who...
Who Are You?

The Ice Man.

I Just Stopped In Off My Regular Run

To Pick Up A Load.

Figured I'd Get Caught Up On My Work, You Know.

Ha Ha. Lucky
For You I Did.

Boy, It Sure Was
Cold In Here.

I Know My Ice,
And I Figure

You Must Have
Been Like That

At Least 24 Hours.



Yeah. You Was
Almost A Goner.

Somebody Turned
The Thermostat

Way Down
To Absolute Zero.

Boy, He Must Be Some Kind Of A Nut.

No. No, He's A Mighty Cool Customer.

Well,
In Your Racket,

I Guess You Meet
All Kinds.

You Say This Isn't Your Regular Run?

No, I'm Not
Supposed To Pick Up

The Ice Here
Till Morning.

But I Got
A Little Ahead,

And I Figured,
What's The Harm?

You Sure Figured Right.

Like I Was Saying.

But Who Could Have Froze You Up Like That?

Hmm...They Obviously Planned To Do Away With Me

Before The Ice Man Got Here.

So I Guess I Can Soon Expect Another Visit

From The Crooked Dr. Cool. What Time Is It?

It's Midnight.

[Bell Tolling]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Alarm Ringing]

[Engine Revving]

Gee. What Are You
Gonna Do?

I Think I'll Get Set For A Hot Reception.

Yeah, Doc, A Real Gem Of A Setup.

I Wonder What We'll Get For This.

This Time, You'll Get The Cooler.

Spider-Man!

No!

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Ice Cubes Rattling]

I've Got To Hand It To You, Spider-Man.

They Sure Were A Pair Of Slippery Characters.

How Did You Handle It?

I Don't Know.

I Guess You Could Say I Just Kept My Cool.

[Laughter]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪