03x03 - Trouble With Snow

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♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Narrator:
It Was A Windy Day,

Bitterly Cold.

The Temperature Had Dropped To Frigid Chill.

A Heavy Gale Whipped The Trees,

Setting In Action

An Extraordinary Sequence Of Events.

Keep Watching.

In A Corner Of A Field

Stands A Common, Ordinary Snowman.

Children Put Him Together On Their Way To School.

Huge, Clumsy, And Comical You Think?

Watch This.

A Fantastic Combination Of Circumstances--

Extremely Frigid
Temperature,

A Half-Congealed Mass Of Ice And Snow

Containing Trace Chemicals From An Upriver Industrial Plant,

And A Sudden Blast Of Electric Power

Of A Certain Voltage--

A Combination
Of Accidents

That Could Not Be Precisely Duplicated

In A Thousand Years.

Aw, Why Not, Susan?

There's A Swell Picture Playing At The Bijou.

And We Can Have Sodas

At Pop Bigelow's Ice-Cream Parlor After The Show.

I Told You,
Peter Parker,

I'm Going Ice-Skating With Roy Robinson.

Who Wants To Go To A Dumb Old Movie

When You Can Go Skating?

Just Because You Don't Care For Winter Sports,

Don't Think That I'm Going To Stay Home--

Ah! What...
What Is It?

Looks Like A...

A Walking Snowman!

But That's Impossible!

Great Leaping--

Look Out!

[Crash]

[Buzzing]

Faith And Victoria! Am I Apt To Losing My Mind?

You There, You Lumbering, Monstrous Great Thing Of Snow,

What Do You Think
You're Doing?

Stop Or I'll sh**t!

The Creature Vanished In The Snow!

Peter, What Was That Fantastic Thing?

I...I Don't Know, Susan.

But I...You Go Home.

I've Got To Go
Back To School.

I Forgot Something.

It Hardly Seems
Possible,

But That Giant Snowman Was...Alive.

Lucky I Caught This Chunk Of Snow

That Was Knocked Off Him When The Bus Collided With Him.

We'll Soon See
If There's

Anything Unusual About This Snow.

This Snow Is Filled With All Sorts

Of Unusual Trace Chemicals And Rare Elements.

I Wonder...
Could It Be?

I Was Right.

Some Kids Must Have Molded That Snowman

On Their Way To School In This Vacant Lot,

Since The Footprints Lead Here And Stop.

And This Is Right Next To The River.

The Snow Must Have Been Contaminated

With Trace Chemicals

From Those Big Industrial Plants Upriver From Here.

That And The Broken Electric Lines

Brought The Snow Thing To A Semblance Of Life.

But, Golly, How Do You Destroy Something Like That?

Well, No Sign Of Him After He Broke That Neon Sign.

Maybe He's Gone For Good. Let's Hope So.

Narrator: But The Snowman Had Not Gone,

And In The Next Few Days, He Appeared In Many Places,

And The Most Alarming Thing About The Fantastic Ice Monster

Was His Size.

[Crash]

[Buzzing]

[Crash]

After Every Snowfall,

The Monster Was Seen To Be Larger.

He Grew And Grew,

Just Like A Snowball Rolling Down A Snow-Covered Slope.

And The Police Feared

That Soon He Would Be So Gigantic

As To Be
Beyond All Stopping.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

[Bang]

So Get Out There

And Get Me A Good Picture Of That Snowman!

I Don't Care If You Have To Stand On A Street Corner

Until You Freeze Solid

Waiting For Him To Make An Appearance!

But, Mr. Jameson, I--

Get Me A Picture!

Or Don't Come Back!

All Right, Mr. Jameson.

Great. I Got To Be One Of The Good Guys

And Freeze
My Web Off Up Here

While Ordinary Folks
Stay Home,

All Cozy And Warm.

Boy, Let Me Tell You,

It Sure Is No Fun Being A Superhero.

Well, Let's Get To It.

Boy, That Sure Was A Heavy Snow We Had Last Night.

Hey!

Holy Cats! Has He Grown!

The Falling Snow Must Have Settled On Him

And Somehow Become Part Of His Body.

Gee Whiz. If We Don't Stop That Thing Soon,

He'll Be Too Big
To Knock Over

With Anything Smaller Than An Atom b*mb.

Here Goes.

Let's See If We Can't Bring You Down,

You Animated
Avalanche, You.

Wow!

He's So Cold, He Freezes My Webs.

Now How Am I
Going To Stop Him?

[Buzzing]

[Bang Bang Bang]

Good Thing I Brought My Flash Camera.

At Least I Can Get A Couple Of Pictures

And Save Peter Parker From Losing His Job.

Hold It, Cutie Pie.

Whoops!

Ok, Buster, If It's A Fight You Want...

[Buzzing]

Hey, I Felt
An Electric Shock.

That Big Bozo Is Charged With Electricity.

So I Was Right Back There At The School Lab.

It Was A Massive Dose Of Electricity

That Brought That Walking Avalanche To Life,

And He's Still Charged With Enough Edison Juice

To Fry A Herd Of Hippos.

Why, No Wonder He Keeps Being Attracted

By Neon Signs, Traffic Lights, And Power Lines.

He Must Be Leaking Electricity From Every Body Surface.

The Charge
Is Draining Off,

And He's Trying To Replenish It.

Wow! That
Gives Me An Idea.

That's It.
And Away We Go!

No. Over Here.

Come On.

[Whistles]

Hey, Spider-Man! Hey, Spider-Man!

Just Let Me Borrow This Copper Cable

For A Couple Of Minutes, Fellas.

I'll Give It Right Back.

That's It. Come On, You Big Bozo.

Just A Little Further.

Now!

[Buzzing]

[Bang]

Parker, Where The Blazes Have You Been?

I--

Shut Up!

What A Life.

Spider-Man Conquers The Snow Master

In A Fantastic
Street Battle

With Half The City
Looking On,

And I'm
Willing To Bet

You Didn't Get A Single Picture!

Well?

I...I Was Busy At The Time, Chief.

Parker, You Numskull!

I Don't Know Why I Keep You On The Staff!

The Most Spectacular Story Of The Year,

And You're Too Busy To Get A Picture!

You Feeble-Witted
Moron!

You...
You Unbelievable...

I Don't Know What!