03x05 - Sky Harbor

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♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

h* h*!
It's Working Perfectly.

We're Airborne.

Of Course It's Working Perfectly.

Didn't I Design It?

Man: Jawohl, Baron Von Rantenraven.

Haven't We Been Laboring All These Years

Towards Its Ultimate Perfect Perfection?

Jawohl,
Mein Commandante.

And Haven't I Personally Overseen

The Entire Operation?

Jawohl.

All These Years, Since The Great w*r,

Secluded In Our Mountain Stronghold,

Working For The Day We Again Take To The Sky

And Return
To Our Former Glory!

Well, Now That Day Is Here, And Now The World Will Know

We Haven't Been Wasting Our Time!

Baron, Radar Reports Approaching Aircraft.

Baron: Good.

Arm All Available
Fighters.

Laser-Load
The g*n Belts.

Feed All The Racks With Dispersion Dust Bombs.

Prepare To Launch
Aircraft.

Schultz, We're Now Going To See Sky Harbor

Pass The Ultimate Test.

Attack!

Man: Scramble!
Scramble!

[Engines Starting]

Turn Her Into The Wind.

Hey, We've Got
An Escort.

Probably Just
Heading Our Way.

I Don't Know.
Radar Shows

Some Unusual Activity In This Area.

I'll Say. Look!

Holy Cow!

A Flying Circus!

This Is The Baron. Use Your Lasers On The Fighters.

Then We'll Dispersion-Dust The Liner.

I Want To Take Hostages. All Right...Dive!

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[expl*si*n]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Boom]

Now Let The World Know The Sky Belongs To The Baron!

Thus Worldwide, All Air Travel Has Ground To A Halt.

Passengers And Crew Of The Plane

Are Being Held Hostage Aboard The Flying City,

Rendering It Safe From Military Retaliation.

Meanwhile, In New York,

The United Nations Meets In Emergency Session

To Consider The Baron's Demand For Rule Of The Sky,

As The Great City Itself Falls Under The Shadow

Of Von Rantenraven's Menacing Machine.

He's Promised To Powder Us, You Know.

And If That De-Energizer Dust Hits The Whole City,

We'll Be Paralyzed. The U.N. Will Have To Give In.

Mr. Mayor, With All Those Hostages Aboard Sky Harbor,

I Can't Take Action
Against It.

Spider-Man: I Know,

But I Can.

Spider-Man!

Exactly.
I Came As Soon

As I Got Your Message, Mr. Mayor.

But What Can He Do Against Sky Harbor?

Who Knows? Maybe I'll Use Mirrors.

Oh. There's My Pigeon Now. Better Move Fast.

What? Who's That Costumed Clown?

Ha Ha Ha! Well, He Better Move Fast.

Ok, Baron,
Do Your Thing.

Mayor: Sky Harbor!

What Can You Do
Against It?

Who Knows? Maybe I'll Use Mirrors.

What Did He Mean
By That?

Let's Watch.

Uh-Oh. Here Comes
My Pigeon.

Better Move Fast.

This Is What They Call Double Dealing.

Ok, Baron,
Do Your Thing.

Tck, Tck. 7 Years Bad Luck For The Baron...

Beginning Right Now.

Look! He's
On His Tail!

Amazing!
What A Paratrooper

That Boy Would Make!

Heh Heh Heh. Smashed That Gnat Like Glass.

Hmm...Speed Too Great. Can't Reel In.

I Hope He Doesn't
Spot Me Now.

h* h* h*!
If That Is All

The Miserable Opposition They're Going To Offer,

I Might As Well Dust Off The City Right Now.

Then, With New York In My Paralytic Grip,

The Rest Of The World Will Beg For Peace On My Terms!

No Planes Will Fly But My Planes.

I'll Be King Of The Air

And Master
Of The Earth Below!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Baron, There's One On Your Tail. Look.

What?

Uh-Oh. Here's Where The Ride Gets Rough.

I'll Shake That Flea.

Hold Still, Baron. I Will Remove The Insect.

What? Dummkopf!

Sky Harbor! Emergency! Emergency! Sky Harbor!

Baron Going Down Over River! Intercept With Runway!

Intercept!

Well, At Least I Am Rid Of That Airborne Yo-Yo.

Correction, Baron.

This Yo-Yo
Is Still With You

And Still Pulling
The Strings.

No! Don't Do That!

Happy Landings!

[Boom]

[Boom]

Mayor: Well, Spider-Man,

I Guess Now The U.N. Can Go Back To Its Regular Work.

The Von Rantenraven
Menace

Is Removed
From Its Doorstep.

We'll All Breathe Easier Now The Baron's Behind Bars.

I Must Say, You Punctured His Dream

Of World Domination Quite Neatly.

Yeah, Because Like Most, It Was Full Of Hot Air.

[Laughing]