03x10 - The Birth of Micro Man

[bunniefuu]

[Rumbling]

[Siren Blaring]

Prisoner Escape! Prisoner Escape!

Ha Ha Ha! Miss Me Already, Do You, Boys?

Ha Ha Ha!

You'll Never Catch Me.

No Good, Warden. He Got Clean Away.

Which One
Was It, Warden?

Pretoris.

Professor Pretoris?

The Most Diabolical, Vicious Mind

Ever Known To Science.

Captain, If He Isn't Retaken Immediately,

I Shudder To Think Of The Consequences.

Don't Worry. We'll Hunt Him Down.

[Dogs Barking
And Growling]

Man: Ok, Let Them Go.

I Pity Pretoris Now.

[Dogs Barking]

Dogs. Ha Ha Ha!

They'll Never Catch Me.

Boy, That Sure Was A b*mb Of A Party.

I Had To Get Away.

I Hate Driving
This Road.

Pretty Hard To See Anything In The Fog.

Well...

[Yawns]

I'll Be Back In Town Pretty Soon.

Hey!

[Tires Screech]

You Crazy, Standing Out In The Road Like That?

I Want A Lift.

You Must Want It Pretty Bad. Hop In.

What Were You
Doing Out There?

When One Is Surrounded By Disagreeable Friends,

One Endeavors To Escape Them, N'est-Ce Pas?

Yeah. I Know
What You Mean.

Ha! Really?

Yes. So Someone Picked Him Up In A Car.

Must Be An Accomplice.

Man On Telephone: Listen, O'brien,

I Want Pretoris Back,

And Before He Gets Into His Lab.

Yes. They're Heading For The City.

We'll Get Him, Governor.

We'd Better.
Have You Forgotten

The Grudge The Man Holds For Society?

Have You Forgotten What He Promised

The Day
We Locked Him Up?

[Gasp]

The Kingdom-Come
Machine!

Yeah, This Is
My Lab Here.

Thank You
Very Much.

Ok. Hope Your Friends Don't Catch Up With You.

Don't Worry. Ha Ha Ha.

They're Never
Gonna Catch Me.

Hmm...Now There's A Mysterious Guy.

Radio Announcer: We Interrupt This Broadcast

For An Important News Bulletin.

The Mysterious Professor Pretoris

Tonight Escaped From Clogstume Prison.

Holy Cats!

It Is Thought He Is Being Driven

To His Laboratory In The City By A Youthful Accomplice.

Hey! That's Me!

[Siren Blaring]

Better Undo
What I've Done.

Drat. They're On My Tail So Soon. No Matter.

Ha Ha Ha. They'll Never Catch Me.

Good.
Just Where I Left It.

Ha Ha Ha!
Come, Kitty.

You'll Put Them
Off The Scent.

[Snap]

[Sirens Approaching]

In There.

Ha Ha Ha. They'll Never Catch Me.

Good.
Just Where I Left It.

Ha Ha Ha!

Come, Kitty. You'll Put Them Off The Scent.

Now, Don't Get
In The Act.

[Snap]

[Siren Blaring]

In There.

[Dogs Barking]

[Snarling]

What Made You Think We Were Hunting A Cat?

But He Went
In There.

Who?

Professor Pretoris.
I--

How Did You Know The Professor Escaped, Huh?

It's On
All The Radios.

We're Grateful For Your Interest, Spider-Man.

Did You See Pretoris Go In There?

I Could Have
Sworn--

Webbed Wonder, You Had Better Get Glasses.

Get The Dogs Downstairs.

We'll Try To Pick Up His Scent Outside.

Pretoris Is A Madman, Spider-Man, But A Genius,

Capable Of Anything.

The Governor Is Convinced His Kingdom-Come Machine Exists.

We've Tried To Find It Before,

But If We Don't Find It Tonight,

This Town May Be Blown Sky-High.

Warden.

Spider-Man: Hi, Puss.

Of Course! If I Were Eluding Dogs,

I'd Put A Cat At The Place I Disappeared From.

Hmm...

What Else?

[Snap]

Let's See.

What?

Hey!

Am I Still A Man...
Or A Mouse?

I Guess It's All The Same To Him.

Cornered...

Like A Rat.

Right.

[Pretoris Laughing]

Where Have I Heard
That Before?

[Snarling]

Pipes!

[Pretoris Laughing]

Guess I'll Just Follow The Plumbing.

Hmm...

And Don't Bother
To Knock.

[Crash]

Great Scott!

A Pint-Sized
Atomic Pile!

Yes, But Big Enough
To Blow You

And This Whole City To Kingdom Come.

Wait A Minute, Professor--

You Wait A Minute.

How Did You
Get In Here?

How Did You--
Huh? Ah!

Let's Just Say
I Saw The Light.

Get Him!

[Monkey Chattering]

[Bang]

That Ought To
Hang You Up.

There's Nothing
You Can Do.

The Atomic Reaction
Has Begun.

It's Too Hot
To Handle.

Yeah? This Ought To Cool It Off.

No! All My Work!

Warden: That's It?

Spider-Man: The Kingdom-Come Machine.

Doesn't
Look Like Much.

When You're Dealing With Atoms, You Don't Need Size.

Speaking Of Size, You Were Lucky

The Blue Light Reversed The Reaction

And Brought You Back.

Well, I Figured If The Professor

Found A Way To Use It On Himself,

It Would Work
As Well On Me.

Goodness.
All That Work.

Yeah. Down The Drain.

[Both Laughing]

[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪