03x15 - Rhino

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[Theme Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey There, There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene
Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak
Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

Nothing Like A Quiet Sunday In The City.

On Days Like This, I Get So Bored,

I'd Almost Enjoy Some Criminal Action.

Hey.

What's Going On? My Spider Sense Is Tingling.

[Crash]

Walloping Web-Snappers! What Was That?

It's Coming
From Wall Street!

Wow! What A Mess.

Whoever Went In Must Come Out, And Right Into My Web.

Might As Well Get A Shot For Old Jameson.

[Rumbling]

[Crash]

Got Away.

How Do You Capture A Charging Catastrophe?

No One's Money
Is Safe

Until The Rhino Is Stopped, Parker!

This Is Bad News! Though Good Copy.

What Do You Mean,
Mr. Jameson?

The Government
Is Shipping

A Load Of Bullion Through The City.

The Train
Carrying It

Is Headed
For The City Now.

If The Rhino Gets That Bullion,

We Could Be In For A Real Crisis!

That Gold Is Supposed To Go To Fort Knox,

And The Government
Needs It.

Yeah, But I Guess The Rhino Does, Too.

[Train Horn Blowing]

Spider Sense Is Tingling. Something's Wrong Up Front.

[Train Horn Blowing]

What In The Name Of J. Jonah Jameson Is That?

[Crash]

I Am The Rhino.

Nothing Can Withstand Me.

I Must Have More Gold,

And Then I Will Control The World.

Wow! What Hit Us?

I Don't Know. It All Happened Too Fast.

Either I Was
Seeing Things,

Or We Were Hit
By A Rhinoceros.

It's Beginning
To Make Sense.

What Do You Mean,
Mr. Jameson?

There Are Reports

That Spider-Man Was Sighted On That Train,

Which Can Only Mean
One Thing,

Just As I Suspected
All Along

And Just What I Told The Governor--

Spider-Man Is The Rhino's Partner!

Right On Schedule.

$15 Million
In Gold Bullion

From The International Exchange.

[Slam]

That Would Sure Make A Lot Of Tooth Fillings.

No Armored Truck Can Stop The Rhino.

Man: All Secure.
Let's Go.

Look! The Rhino!

[g*nshots]

What Happened?

The Rhino.
He Pushed The Truck,

Gold And All,
Into The River.

The Truck's There, But The Gold Is Gone.

I Was Right!
I Was Right!

Spider-Man Is In With The Rhino.

The Last Shipment
Of Gold

Is Due In Today,

Only The Rhino
Doesn't Know

That This Shipment Will Be Guarded By Submarine.

All He Has To Do Is Show His Face,

And He'll Be Eating
Torpedoes!

Spider-Man:
There's The Sub.

And There's The Rhino!

Unidentified Object Approaching Bow.

Prepare To Fire.

Fire!

[Explosions]

Ready Torpedoes.

Fire One!

Oh, No.

[Alarm Blaring]

Abandon Ship!

[Crash]

Here We Go Again.

He Got Away.

That Rhino Has Got To Be Stopped.

Dadblasted Spider.

I Let Him Find Me.

I'll Keep Destroying Till He Comes Swinging Down,

And Then
We'll Have It Out.

[Rhino Grunting]

Beautiful. Beautiful!

Only The Great
And The Strong

Deserve A Monument To Their Fame.

And As I Am The Greatest And The Strongest,

My Statue Will Be
Solid Gold!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Gold. Solid Gold.

Oh, Spider Senses Are Acting Up.

I Must Be Getting Warm.

Well, What Do You Know?

No Michelangelo He,

But Talk About A King-Sized Ego!

[Crack]

[Crash]

Hey! Spider-Man!

[Thud]

[Crack]

[Crack]

[Crash]

[Roar]

Spider-Man Is Destroyed!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Must Have Been
An expl*si*n.

Hey, Mac,
Over Here, Look!

It's The Box Stolen From The International Exchange!

But The Gold Is Gone!

Whoever Took It
Must Have--

Over There!

It's Spider-Man!

Hold It Right There, Spider-Man!

You've Got Some Explaining To Do.

Sorry, But I've Got A Date With A Rhino.

[g*nshots]

[Sirens Blaring]

He Knows My Secret.

I Must Destroy Him.

But First, I Must Hide My Statue

Until I Am Ready
To Unveil It.

You'll Be Safe Here

While I Draw Out
Spider-Man.

I'll Cause Such A Ruckus That He'll Come Running.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

And That About
Wraps It Up.

And The Navy Divers Recovered The Gold

That The Rhino
Left Underwater.

The Police Found The Gold He Had Stashed

In The Warehouse And The Sewers.

I Guess Spider-Man Really Wasn't

The Rhino's Partner
After All.

Parker!
Get Out Of Here!