03x19 - Down to Earth

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[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪

[Music Playing]

Newsman: And There It Is Now, Rabbit-Ear Meteor--

The Space Traveler That Has Everybody Guessing.

You Decide!

Is It Terrestrial? Is It Celestial?

Man-Made On Earth

Or Merely Made From A Hunk Of Inanimate Meteor?

Or Perhaps Made In Space By Creatures Other Than Man.

It Certainly Has The Earmarks.

Yes, These Are The Pictures Beamed To Us

From Our Satellite Tracking Stations

As The Curious Comet Whirled Into Our Atmosphere,

Emitting A Strange, Curious Code.

And These Are The Questions

On The Lips Of Space Experts Today--

Where Does It Come From? Who Made It? Who's Inside?

Should Our Planet
Now Prepare

For The Landing Of Visitors Not Of This World?

Thus Rages A Great Debate...

Which May Soon Explode

Into The Most Important News Story

In The History Of All Mankind.

Bah! Now, There's A Story I'd Sure Like To Cover.

But How Do You Cover It?

Get Close-Up Pictures? Any Ideas?

If We Only Knew Where That Meteor Was Coming Down,

We Could Put A Photographer Smack On The Spot--

Boy, Would
That Be A Scoop!

Yeah! Something New!
Different!

Our Circulation Would sh**t Sky-High!

We'd Sure Sell Plenty Of Papers.

Why Not? That's What The People Want--Excitement!

If We Could Only Give It To Them.

Sure! Instead
Of This Stuff.

Same Old Stories, Same Old Faces.

You Know What's Wrong With Your Pictures, Parker?

No Sock! They Want Something Imaginative,

Something New,
Something Like--

[Ring]

Hello! Olsen?

What? What?!

The North Pole?

Olsen, You're Sure You're Sure About This?

Ok, Good Work, Olsen! Get Everything Ready.

I'll Clear The Details!

Hello? Operator!

Operator, This Is Jameson! Call The Airport Quick!

Tell Them To Warm Up
The Plane.

[Click]

What Happened,
Mr. Jameson?

Rabbit-Ear Meteor
Came Down

And I've Got
The Word On Where.

It's Landed Smack On The North Pole

And We've Got The Drop On The Rest Of The World!

Parker, You're Gonna Find That Meteor

Before
Anyone Else Does!

Me?

Olsen's Standing By Now To Go North With You.

You're Gonna Bring Back That Rock,

Or At Least Get Me A Good Set Of Pictures!

Yes, Sir!
Oh, And, Parker,

If There Are Any Little Green Men Inside,

You Can Bring Them
Back, Too.

Yes! I Can See The Headlines Now!

"Great Space
Mystery Solved!

"Meteor Found
By The Bugle!

"Little Green Men
Rescued.

Say They Owe It All To J. Jonah Jameson."

Ha Ha Ha!
Yes, Sir! Yes, Sir!

"Read It All
In The Bugle!"

[Dramatic Music Playing]

[Thunder]

Wow! First Time I Saw A Thunder Snowstorm!

How Close Are We
To The Pole?

Pretty Near!

We're Icing Up. Controls Freezing.

Got To Radio
Our Fix.

Hello! Hello! This Is Osa Olsen,

Piloting
The Daily Bugle

Snow Scoop,
Calling Anyone!

Caught In A Bad Storm Just Short Of The Pole!

We Are Bogging Down.
Mayday!

Mayday?!

It's No Good, Peter! We've Had It!

Do You See
Any Shelter?

Peter: I Don't Know.

It All Looks Pretty Unfriendly To Me.

Well, For Better Or Worse, We're Conking Out.

Osa, This Place Is Completely Uncharted.

Take Your Pick
Anywhere.

We'll Be Landing Clear Off The Map.

That Is If We Land In One Piece.

Hang On!

Peter: Iceberg!
Pull Up!

Osa: Too Late!

[Thunder]

[Wind Howling]

[Crash]

[Music Playing]

Osa! Osa, Are You Ok?

Osa! Osa!

Guess She's Outside.

Footprints!
Here At The Pole?

And Shoeless.

Something Made Off
With Her.

Maybe Some Sort Of... Abominable Snowman.

Where Could They Have Taken Her?

I've Got To Find Out.

One Thing's Sure...

She Won't Last Long In This Environment.

Who Could?

[Dramatic Music Playing]

Holy Abomination!
Snowmen!

[Eerie Yelling]

Hey! Ol' Rabbit Ear! The Missing Meteor.

Great God Of Warmth,

Giver Of Fire And Light,

Your Brother God, The Air, Has Dropped

Out Of The Goodness Of His Breath This Gift.

May It Please You, O Mighty Ferno!

We Offer You The Great Heavenly Egg,

Which You May Hatch Into The Heat

To Warm The Heart Of Our Caverns!

May It Please You, O Great Ferno!

[Boom]

So That's It!

The Snowmen Live In Underground Caves

Warmed By Their Geyser God.

And Now They're Going To Throw The Meteor Down The Geyser

Like Fuel To A Furnace.

Oh, No! The Meteor Will Plug The Pipe,

The Pressure Will Build, And Pow!

The Whole Pole Will Go Up!

The Melting Ice Cap Could Flood The World.

For Their Own Good, I've Got To Stop Them.

It's The Only Way!

Wow!

[Dramatic Music Playing]

[Roars]

Unh! He Must Be
Super Snake!

What A Grip! Unh!

[Roars]

Baby, You Need A Bridle.

[Hissing]

That'll Teach Him To Keep His Mouth Shut.

And Now For Those Snowmen...

Before They Blow The Whole Place Sky-High!

Better Go Slow.

[Slurp]

These Tendrils--Unh! Just Like Iron!

[Snap]

[Poink]

Ok, Better Take
The Air Route!

There They Are Now. If I Could Only Find--

Spider-Man!
Osa!

How Did You--

When You Send Out A Mayday, You Never Know Who'll Turn Up.

Spider-Man,
I Made A Test

On That Meteor, Or Whatever It Is,

It's Highly Radioactive.

The Snowmen Are Going To Drop It Down The Geyser.

You Know
What That Means!

I'm On My Way!

[Whoosh]

[Snowmen Yelling]

Oh, No! How Do I Make Them Understand?

And--And How Do I Get Out Of This One?

[Snowmen Yelling]

Uh-Oh. Time To Go Upstairs.

[Snap]

[Yelling]

Sure Hope They Had Medicare.

Ooh, Better Keep Moving.

Here's Where I See What's Inside.

Uh-Oh. I Don't Like The Looks Of This Place.

Better Move On.

I Keep Getting A Wild Sensation...

Like Something's Watching Me. Like--

[Snarling]

[Roaring]

Sorry, But I'm Not Sticking Around

To Shed
Light On This Subject.

This Place Is Full Of Surprises.

One False Step And--

[Growling]

Spider-Man: What Now?!

Better Get Airborne.

[Grrr]

[Growls]

[Grrr]

Cornered! But By What?

[Growling]

[Crash]

[Grrr]

[Roaring]

Looks Like...Lights Out!

[Grrr]

[Grr]

He's Sure Rolling Out The Red Carpet...

For Me!

Don't Think
I Care To Oblige.

[Growling]

Daylight! I Can Take Care Of Ol' Hell-Mouth

And Get Myself Out Of Here All At Once!

If I'm Lucky.

Only If I Keep My Energy Up.

Unh!

[Roaring]

Spider-Man: How's This For Fallen Idols?

[Crash]

That'll Cool Him Off!

The Geyser!
I Almost Forgot!

I've Still Got The North Pole To Save!

[Dramatic Music Playing]

Look! The Devil Man!

Come Out Ice Cavern To Haunt Us Again.

This Fiery Stone Must Be His Home.

Throw It To Our Great God Of Warmth!

Let His Heat Consume It And Give Us Warmth!

If They Drop The Meteor Down That Well,

They've Got No Idea How Fast It'll Get Warm Here.

Hope Osa Kept Up With Them. I've Got A Feeling

We May Want To Get Out Of Here Fast!

Ain't It Like A Woman To Keep You Waiting.

Got To Act Soon.

Spider-Man!

There You Are! I Was Afraid You'd Vanished

For Keeps
Inside That Cavern.

I'd Almost Given Up Hope You'd Ever Return.

Sorry I Got
Sidetracked, Osa,

But I Had
My Hands Full.

So Did I, Trying To Think Of A Way

To Stop Them From Dropping That Radioactive Meteor

Down That Geyser And Blasting The Whole Pole Apart.

Not To Mention Us.

I Tried Leading Them On False Trails,

Wild-Goose Chases, But Nothing Would Work!

Ok, Ok, Osa. I'm Here To Help Now.

Now It's Too Late!
Look!

Spider-Man: Great Sacrificial Meteors!

Once The Fire Burns Through Those Logs,

The Stone Will Fall To The Bottom Of The Geyser!

Pow! The Whole World Will Feel It!

What Can We Do?

Spider-Man: Gamble!

O Great Ferno,

Take This Gift,
We Beg You.

Exchange
Its Great Radiance

For The Heat Which Warms Our Caves!

If I Can Just Get Enough Lines On It In Time...

[Cracking]

Uh-Oh!

[Crack]

Let Go!

I Can't!

[Hissing]

Holy Rocket Rocks!

[Boom]

Great Disguised Spaceships!

Better Bail Out Before We Go Into Orbit!

[Plop]

How's That?

All Clear.

[Music Playing]

How About That, Pete?

The Meteor Turned Out To Be A Spaceship After All.

Guess The Radioactivity Came From Its Nuclear Engines.

It Sure Took Off
In A Hurry.

The Green Men Went Back Where They Came From.

Yeah. Guess They Resented The Hotfoot.

Shucks! And I Didn't Even Get A Picture.

Boy, Will Jameson Be Mad!

Maybe You Can
Redeem Yourself.

Get An Interview With Spider-Man.

Gee, You Think You Can Arrange It, Osa?

Sure.
I'll Talk To Him.

Heh Heh. Yeah. Maybe Sooner Than You Think.

[Peter Laughing]

[Music Playing]

[Energetic Music Playing]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Does Whatever A Spider Can ♪

♪ Spins A Web Any Size ♪

♪ Catches Thieves Just Like Flies ♪

♪ Look Out ♪

♪ Here Comes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ Is He Strong?
Listen, Bud ♪

♪ He's Got Radioactive Blood ♪

♪ Can He Swing From A Thread? ♪

♪ Take A Look Overhead ♪

♪ Hey, There ♪

♪ There Goes The Spider-Man ♪

♪ In The Chill Of Night ♪

♪ At The Scene Of A Crime ♪

♪ Like A Streak Of Light ♪

♪ He Arrives Just In Time ♪

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man ♪

♪ Wealth And Fame He's Ignored ♪

♪ Action Is His Reward ♪

♪ To Him, Life Is A Great Big Bang-Up ♪

♪ Wherever There's A Hang-Up ♪

♪ You'll Find The Spider-Man ♪