02x12 - Dojo Mojo

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this is going to be great okay we start

Saturday 9:00 a.m. be prepared to work

late not hearing the magic word Naomi

please no

money you're going to have to settle for

Polie you drive a hard bargain I'm in

yeah me too thanks how about you Ash I

still don't get what you want me to do I

mean I don't know anything about

self-defense oh that's why you were

going to be the victim victim I don't

want to be the victim sure you do you're

the one the audience always likes they

root for you to survive and in the end

after you get k*lled They Mourn you

tragically Naomi this isn't a martial

arts movie the documentary about

self-defense and if you don't finish it

by Monday you're going to fail Civics

exactly why I need your help please all

right I'll be the victim but I have to

be done by 6 cuz Dylan's coming with me

to the Julian schavel exhibit at the

Museum sounds like Dylan's a

victim oh look turns out I can't make it

on Saturday night why not forgot my aunt

and my uncle having my family over for

dinner no you're just trying to weasel

out of the Art Exhibit oh I am not we we

can go in the afternoon I can't I told

Naomi I'd help her with the documentary

for civic class another one yeah this

one's about

self-defense uh what does that have to

do with Civics something about the

empowerment of women in urban America ah

so basically she's shoveling Manu

something like that was to tell you got

to leave early um me your house and we

get the museum by 3 wait so you're

really willing to come with me to the

museum

absolutely okay tell

you can't do this to me but he's got to

go to dinner with his aunt and uncle I

don't care if he has to go to the moon

come on Naomi you know I'll be gone a

couple of hours just sh**t Germaine

getting knocked out or something sh**t

Germaine getting knocked out or

something it's not that easy I have a

schedule A Vision a plan you are so

overreacting and besides I'm just victim

exactly the heart and soul the very

essence of my artistic statement I'll be

back as soon as I can I promise you know

this may sound like an alien concept but

can't you go just one day without seeing

Dylan okay M that's not fair okay I'm

warning you when you move your schedule

around for a guide you can lose yourself

in the

process says Oprah well Oprah's

boyfriend didn't agree to go to the

Schnabel exhibit with

me okay just be back as soon as you can

I need you

okay I thought she was perfect before

now it's even worse she's a black belt

sure so now she can kick your butt while

she's leading you on she's a leading me

and she's working through her stuff yeah

yeah call it whatever you want look you

can't go on like this forever man you

got any advice you're asking me for

advice on women I haven't had a date

since the 20th century I thought when

she broke up with Jason i' have a chance

but it's making me crazy you know what

you need you need another girl I want

another girl I want Kim that's what I

meant another girl to make Kim jealous

think that'll work don't ask me I can't

find one girl let alone another girl to

make the first one

jealous wait a minute I know a girl

perfect girl she's beautiful sexy even

better she knows

me I can't do that are you insane of

course you can it'll be easy you just

flirt with me a little kimc she gets

jealous she wants me it's all good you

make it sound so easy isn't it

absolutely not and where' you get an

idea like this my boss Benny no wonder

come on Naomi give it a shot besides

worst thing that can happen is I'm back

where I

started okay but you owe me your M no I

agree to be in your documentary to

stting your documentary now we're even

deal everybody let's get it together

we've been here for over 5 hours and

I've only got half my shots Naomi I have

to leave soon it's almost 2:30 Ashley

please I told you I would get you out of

here and I will now just follow

directions and it'll be

fine okay everybody find your marks

there's only three of us doing this okay

okay how about if I just go Ashley

please time is money hello we're working

for

free

whatever okay car

camera

action oh oh see like that booah booah

he's so money he doesn't even know like

that second quarter oh yeah they're

looking good pton is on fire dude go

where you going I'm just meting

as oh we need a championship who's your

mother

running get him get him get no what is

that what was that I'll back by 6:00 I

promise go just

go can I go

too you know what we could all use a

break uh Kim would you mind for Jermaine

for a sec I just wanted to go over some

performance details yeah no

problem so far so good now what don't

ask me this was your

idea

yes baby we're going all the

way someone get the phone get the phone

I'll let the machine pick it

up Huskies pack 10

Champs

hey hi You' reached the Robert's family

nobody's here we'll call you back

Dylan where are

you come on guys come

on see see yeah this how

you so

close

hi honey

you were working with naomi today i was

i'm just taking a break so dylan and i

can go to the schnabel exhibit

oh wait a minute i thought you were

doing that tonight we were

but no one couldn't do that tonight so i

switched it

and now he's late maybe he's stuck in

traffic

mom he rides a skateboard

oh yeah good point

you're making yourself nuts

you know honey you can't schedule your

whole life so that you and dylan can be

together

i'm not doing that

could have fooled me

good unbelievable oregon state hits the

three-pointer at the buzzer

to beat washington 72-71

things just fell apart for washington in

the final minute

i'm gonna take a nap call me when your

mom gets home

or next season whichever comes first

time is it 3 30 ash is going to k*ll me

what

wow that's so awesome

jermaine you really do look great on

camera

naomi kim just went to go get a drink

and drop the egg

no i can't she's right behind you look

at how graceful you

are i mean you move like a panther

you know you could be an actor easy you

have the looks

the body

i was thinking in the next scene we have

your shirt

rip off

and cut now that was a perfect take when

you say

ash he's here come on in

you should be careful

ashley hey hank i'm sorry i'm late i got

caught up in the game

what a game well not just a game a

championship game and oh man we almost

had him

dylan i've been waiting for over an hour

you know i thought something happened to

you

oh no no no i'm fine no worries uh you

about ready to go

no worries yeah it's uh four o'clock the

museum's open until seven we'll be fine

fine this is not fine i bailed on naomi

so we could be together and you didn't

even think to call me

uh no um dylan i rearranged my whole day

to fit your schedule and you can just

walk in here and tell me no worries

i'm going back to the dojo

ash wait up

naomi was just doing what she does

messing with people you don't get it do

you

she likes you so she's flirting with you

right in front of me

why do you care you said you weren't

ready to jump into a relationship

obviously i was right considering you're

ready to hook up with the first girl who

bats her eyes i know

wait a minute you got it all wrong no if

you want to hang out with naomi

fine i'm going home

i gotta take care of this oh what about

me

what about my movie

ash would you please slow down

ashley wait ash

that's what i've been doing all day

waiting for naomi waiting for you

waiting for a call that didn't come i

said i'm sorry you know things just

happened no things don't just happen

it only just happened with you we made

plans i lost track of time and it's not

the end of the world

yeah it's the end of my movie you're too

late jermaine and kim

left there's nobody in this whole place

to help me

how can you do this to me man we relax

relax

you're the one who screwed this up if

ash wasn't so worried about hanging out

with you i'd be finished already

you owe me fine anything

hope you look good in a ghee

naomi i told you i don't want to be the

victim just do it

okay dylan you ready i don't know how to

do this

so what first rule of acting fake it

okay and action

you call that a kick at least try to

make it look real

all right okay ready

and actions

i am not a victim

hmm

that's you all right

i'm not the victim i'm not doing this

anymore dylan

you know if you want to see me call me

if i don't have plans fine but if i do

i'm not rearranging my

life for you

nice i mean cut print

you expect me to believe that you told

know me to flirt with you to make me

jealous

seemed like a good idea at the time why

would you do something like that

that's insane that's exactly what naomi

said but i didn't know what else to do

turns out i'm not a very patient guy i'm

sorry

don't be patience is overrated

so do you realize we had our first fight

yeah i guess we did

so how'd we do not bad

i mean the whole thing was a lot my

fault

it was i thought you were the victim

i made myself the victim you did yeah

because i never told you what i needed

you know i thought you already knew

yeah i didn't have a clue

what was it you need it again

i needed you to know how hard i worked

to make time for us to be together and

appreciate it

i do i'm sorry

you know maybe fighting isn't such a bad

thing if it

helps us work things out yeah maybe we

should fight more often no

no i don't think i so

and why do you say that because fighting

is all about making them catch it

stop kissing i got an a

excellent so the teacher liked it are

you kidding he asked me to videotape his

daughter's wedding

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