01x07 - The Creature and The Cavegirl

[bunniefuu]

Hey, I'll bet all you true believers

figure if you've seen one desert, you've

seen 'em all. Well, take it from me,

Stan Lee. This desert's

different. This is the desert in New

Mexico, which houses America's greatest

army base. The desert went

wells ... The

Incredible Hulk. Let me help,

Bruce. Please, tell me what went wrong

between us. We used to be so close.

I'm sorry, Betty.

But I just can't.

Bruce, look out!

What was that thing?A leopard lizard.

They're all over this part of the desert.

I'll bet you're thinking you'd rather do

the driving. I wasn't going to say aword.

Meanwhile, in the concrete canyons of New

York City, a strange

experiment is taking place at the

laboratory of the famous scientist, Dr.

Brandon Jones.

Any second now, we'll know. Yes. Either

my time projector works ... Or it's back

to the drawing board.

It worked! But that's a creature

that became extinct billions of years

ago! Then we'd better send it back

there... before it destroys the

lab and us!

Come on! Come on

It's not working! The

keyboard's jammed! The manual override!

I'll send that thing back where itbelongs!

Finally, it's gone!

But we know the time projector works!

All ready to go, eh, Muchacho?Yep. Well,

aren't you gonna say so long to Rita?

Where is she, anyway?This morning, my

daughter and the high school film club

are in the desert, working on their movie

project. I already said my goodbyes to

her. Well, enjoy

your visit with your uncle in New York,

and don't get into any trouble. How can

I?The doc and Betty won't let me. The

professor and Senorita Ross are going,

too?Sure. To check out that time

projector gizmo. Time

projector?That's crazy.

It's got to be a cover for something

else. And this time,

I'll find out what. General Ross will

hear about this. Back to the base.

You never told me why you're so

interested in my uncle's invention, doc.

Because, Rick, it may be my last hope of

ridding myself of the monster inside me

once and for all.

How can a time machine do that?by taking

me back... to the day I was

caught... in that gamma

b*mb test, while trying to protect you

from it.

The day when the gamma rays changed my

body, and the Hulk was born.

If I can go into the past and prevent you

from entering the test site, all that

followed will never have happened.

It'll prevent the Hulk from being created

in the first place. Good idea, Doc.

Cut! The dinosaur is supposed to trample

the hut. Maybe if I move him closer

to it. Careful, Rita. Those leopard

lizards are dangerous.

Ohh Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!Why did your father and Talbot

insist on coming?They think the time

projector might be important to the army.

I hope they don't get in the way.

Mr. Rio!

She... She got bitten by a desert lizard.

Call a doctor. Quick!

Gentlemen, Ms. Ross. Get that,

will you, Rick?We'll wait.

Hello?Rick, Rio here. I

got to talk to Dr. Banner right away.

It's about Rita. She's sick. It's

serious. The doctor took a blood sample,

but he can't analyze it without a special

kind of computer. Like the one Doc

Banner's got back at the base. It's the

only one in the state. Yes, but nobody

can use it without the access code. And

only Banner knows the code. Don't worry,

Rio. I'll get it right away. What

the heck?Oh, oh, what a

quick! Keep calm! Everyone! We

overloaded! It's just a temporary power

failure! Uh, we've got a crisis of our

own right now, Rio. The doctor will call

you right back. Doc! Doc! Come quick!

Rita's been hurt! Rita?Stay there. I'll

find you. [Rio's

Doc's, RickRick?Where

are you, Rick?Hurry, Doc! Please!

Over here!

Where?Where

Oh, no! I'm locked

in!

Doc?Doc?Where are you?

Dark! Hulk hate the

dark! Hulk!

Here?Run! Run!

Suddenly, the power is restored. At the

very worst possible time. For the

unexpected blaze of light...

temporarily blinds the green Goliath.

Stop panicking! He won't hurt you! Says

who?

Greasy, fella. No! Not Patch

Hulk!

Oh, no! Doc's turned into the Hulk again!

Hulk! No!

The entire main lab! It's gone back into

the past!

ohh This

place strange,

ugly,Hulk not

like it.

Hulk must go home!

Hulk?

Hulk!

Bruce and Rick were left behind. At least

they're not in this mess with us. Neither

are the guys who got us into it. Notice,

all the eggheads are safe at home, along

with the control room. And we're probably

stuck here for the rest of our lives.

Meanwhile, back in the present, in the

New Mexico desert... Ohh

Rita's growing weaker, Mr. Rio. She's

becoming delirious. There's nothing you

can do?That computer is our only hope.

It's even too late to fly her to the

nearest hospital. I don't understand why

Dr. Banner hasn't called yet. He's never

let anyone down before. But he was never

trapped a million years in the past

before.

Hulk

not want to hurt animals.

HuhBaruta.

Bawanakuta.

Hannah. You not

afraid of Hulk?

No runaway.

Not want hurt woman...

woman... friend!

Ummila...

Umila! Hulk! H... H...

H... H...

Maybe I'm crazy. But I'd swear old

Greenskin likes her. An awful lot.

But I gotta get him away from her. So we

can change back to Doc Banner. 'Cause

unless the doc fixes a time machine and

we go home, Rita is done for. And so

are we.

Nakita! Ohh Nakita!

Oh, a jealous boyfriend! Nah.

Nah, Nagira! Oh, Mila, hug!

Nagira!

Hulk! Hulk!

Nagira strong! Hulk

stronger! Hulk! Hulk!

yeah

I've got to stop him! All right, you

two!

Oh no!

We alive!

Rick! Rick!

Look out behind you!

ohh Thanks, Hulk.

Get up.

Hulk's sick of fighting.

Hulk find woman.

And go! But the

savage land is vast. And the

Hulk is but a stranger. Thus,

hours later...

She's disappeared! You'll never

find her! No! We'll

find!

After... Hulk... sleep!

What?Where are we?

Last thing I remember ... uh ...

Rita. She needs your help, doc.

Back in the 20th century, it seems as

though it may already be ... too late.

Meanwhile, one million years earlier...

two weary adventurers return to

their isolated lab.

What happened to you two, Banner?Before

the Hulk disappeared, he accidentally

made that hole. And after we arrived

here, uh, Rick and I fell through it.

We've been trying to find our way out

ever since. Major?

What What are you doing with those

poisonous plants?Making dinner.

Of course not. Just getting rid of 'em.

It's finished. Let's only hope it works.

No force ... using a gas!

A knockout gas!

Too late!

Hulk in machine place again!

Ohh Hulk want omila!

Hulk! Hulk!

Omila!

Hulk.

Accident, unwittingly,

mindlessly, the green-skinned Goliath

activates the time projector!

Oh, Mila!

HuhNamoka hug!

Namoka!

Omila! Omila!

Not leave, Hulk Omila!

Not leave! Not

leave!

What happened?Where'd you go?Look!

We came back the exact same moment we

left! Then there's still time to

save Rita! The

very next evening, back in New Mexico...

Well, she's doing fine, Doc. But what's

with you?I don't know. I feel like I've

... lost something. And it hurts.

Bruce Banner may not clearly remember,

but Rick Jones does.

Rita has recovered, and she and Rick

are together again. But Bruce Banner

is still the green Goliath,

and he must be ever

alone.