01x02 - Floor Toms and Spider Webs

[bunniefuu]

♪♪ [rock]

And the stadium explodes!
Names are chanted!

Roses fly through the air!
[imitating crowd cheering]

Yeah! We totally k*lled it!

Although-- brainstorming here--
as I was singing the chorus,
a whole new verse came to me.

M.J., stop!

You can't keep tweaking songs
every time we play them.

I know.
I just want us to be perfect.

And we will be, someday.
But we're still in high school,
you know?

Garage bands are garage bands
for a reason.
[cymbal crashes]

And its name is the two hours
of pre-calc homework
I still have.

Look, let's call it a day
and go home.

Gloria cannot fail calc.
Betty can rearrange
her YA first editions again.

You can record your tweak,
and if it's still better

in the morning,
we'll listen to it, okay?

Fine.
But it's gonna be so great,

you'll be dying
to change it.

See ya around, Stacy.

Bye.

So, how are you doing,
Gwen?

[crying]
No.

You know me, Glory.

All's fine and dandy
in Gwenlandia.

I thought you had
mountains of homework.

I do.
I just wanted to talk.

We haven't really talked
since Kevin's funeral.

[crying]
And you really need to talk.

It's not healthy.

Neither are cookies,
but you know how I--

Hey! I'm serious, Gwen!

I know. But Kevin
is seriously gone, Glory.

My best friend
was taken from me,

and until I find out
who did it,
there's nothing to say.

"Who did it"?
Ghost Spider did it!

[laughing]
Wow, Gwen!

You have powers?

No, she didn't.
The real criminal--

The Ghost Spider is responsible
for Kevin's death, Gwen.

You've got to accept that.

Even if she didn't do it,
whoever did had powers,
and you don't.

You can't go after people
like that, Gwen.

It's not gonna end well.

Just because you're a superhero
doesn't mean

I'm gonna finish
your book report.
Ah, but you will.

What, you think my dad
just stops doing the right thing
because it's dangerous?

Even cops know when to call
the Avengers.

Listen, I'm on your side.

That's why I want you
to be careful.

I know.

And it's really annoying.

[chuckles]
Hmm?

[chuckles]
On that note,

take it easy, Stacy.

[chuckles]
See ya.

Sorry, Gloria,
but I know who did this,

and I'm bringing her in--

her and her friends.

[helicopter blades whirring]
I nearly had her last night,

but I was too stupid to think
that she'd bring backup.

Who are you?
Why did you go after Kevin?

Huh?

[grunts]

They may have gotten away,
but I'm not out...

yet!
[yells]

Hi. My name's Patriot.

You're under arrest
by order of S.H.I.E.L.D.

A little late to the party.

I've had the NYPD
after me for months.

Yeah, but they weren't trained
by Captain America. I was.

We can do this
the easy way, or--
[gasps]

[grunts]

Captain America
should have trained you better.

[straining]

[grunts]

No, you don't!

[yells, grunts]

Okay. Now I'm annoyed.
[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[yells]

[both grunting]

Huh? Where'd she go?

What?

Ugh! You gotta
be kidding me.

[beeps]
Agent Johnson,
circle around to Point 2.

I've located the Ghost Spider,
and believe it or not,
she picked the hard way.

Patriot out.