02x10 - In the Heist

[bunniefuu]

[vehicle horns honking]

[theme music playing]

[Lunella] ♪ Ooh, my feet
touched the ground ♪

♪ Here I am, world ♪

♪ Hear that trumpet sound? ♪

♪ Yeah, I have arrived ♪

♪ And me and my girls
'bout to dip and slide ♪

♪ Swerve, better make way ♪

♪ Skurt-skurt,
I got rules to break ♪

♪ Workin' nonstop ♪

♪ Now it's time to drop ♪

♪ Ooh, honey, boom ♪

♪ Cute, smart, and clever ♪

[singer]
♪ If you didn't know it ♪

♪ Now-now you know,
Moon Girl magic ♪

- [Lunella] ♪ Yeah, I'm magic! ♪
- [singer] ♪ Thought you knew? ♪

[Lunella]
♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪

[singer]
♪ Genius inspiration overflow ♪

♪ Moon Girl magic ♪

- [Lunella] ♪ Moon Girl magic ♪
- [singer] ♪ Thought you knew ♪

[Lunella] ♪ Thought you knew, baby! ♪

[giggles]

[announcer] Three, two, one!

[all] Happy Dog Show Week!

This is gonna be
the best year yet,

I feel it in my gut.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, yeah!
It's Fou-Fou! Fou-Fou!

The Pomeranian who won
"Best In Show" last year.

Oh, I know. I'm a member
of her pupper-azzi.

Ooh! And that must be this
year's new host, Kat Swan.

Welcome to the pack, Miss Swan!

And Fou-Fou, I love you, girl!

Although I broke my

"solid ten hours of sleep" rule
for this,

I'm really glad I'm here.

Uh. Me too.

TBH, it's kinda nice to turn off

the ol' Moon Girl brain
once in a while.

- Aww. Oh, my goodness!
- Aww! Que preciosos!

The only threat on the agenda
this week is cuteness overload.

They are so adorable
I could barf.

[dogs howling]

[Pops] Hey, what's this now?

A call of distress?
From man's best friend?

[Pops]
I know every breed's bark

like the back
of my lucky skates.

- But this one's...
- [dog howling]

[whimpers]

[sighs] Different.

Hmm. No tags
and he's not chipped.

Definitely not a show dog.

[dog whimpering]

Pops, wait, maybe
we should take a--

- [dog growls, barks]
- [Pops] Whoa!

[girls yelling]

...take him home with us!

[chuckles] Oh, oh, oh, now...

[mellow music playing]

[whimpering]

Is that dog real ugly
or real cute? I can't decide.

I'm gonna name him Franklin,
after my favorite dollar bill.

I don't believe it.
Look! No allergies!

Sit! Not you, baby.
But you. Good boy.

[barks]

- [Mimi] He is cute.
- [Adria] I just fell in love.

You need your own little
corner, don't you, Franklin?

- Yes, a bed!
- With cozy blankets!

And the good pillow!

Yes, Lafayettes! We're
dog-people now. Let's do this!

Got it!

- Wha...?
- Soft and snuggly,

coming right up!

Pops, look! He--
Eee... Aww...

I swear, Franklin was just
casually standing on two legs,

like he was browsing
at the book store.

Well, what an interesting fella.

Interesting, yeah...

♪ Let me talk it out ♪

♪ Lately, I've been picking,
picking up on you ♪

♪ Every time you come
around, it's something new ♪

♪ So, let me in your mind
Yeah, let me read the room ♪

♪ You know ♪

♪ All I got to say is... ♪

♪ I'm running out
of patience, hey, hey ♪

♪ No more playing ♪

♪ I'm running outta,
I'm running outta... ♪

[both] No, you're the cutest.
You're the cutest.

[grunts]
Casey, something ain't right!

This is not a normal dog.
What if he's after something?

Like a nice, loving
Fur-ever home?

- [Franklin barks]
- Chin down, Isaac.

Like Moon Girl--

Um, lo siento, client crisis.

Hey, Lu, yeah,
I can hear the gears

of your brain grinding,

but maybe this isn't
about Moon Girl at all.

Sometimes a dog is just a dog.

Or is it an evil mutant
or bionic robot

sent to hurt me
and my precious Pops?

So what are you gonna do?

Run some complicated
DNA test to prove--

I'm gonna run some complicated
DNA tests to prove it!

Yup, I walked right
into that. Call me after.

[gasps]

[elevator bell dings]

Ah! The results are in!

- [buzzer sounds]
- Oh, not 100% canine?

These are alien genetics!
Franklin's an alien!

[gasps] I gotta warn Pops!

[Franklin panting]

But first, we've got
a dog alien to tail...

a Tail-ien!

[suspenseful music playing]

[Devil Dinosaur snarls]

Where are you off to, alien dog?

- [Devil Dinosaur grunts]
- A whistle?

[Devil Dinosaur grunts]

I don't hear anything.

Jewelry? What's going on?

[Franklin barks]

Whoa, there's
a whole pack of 'em.

Cash?

Limited Edition Beast 0-3s?

And a chicken bone!

Oh, you definitely
shouldn't have that!

[howls]

He's controlling them.

- [dog barks]
- [Moon Girl groans]

[growls, barks]

I got your number now,
Franklin.

[elevator bell dings]

Pops! There's something you
need to know about Franklin--

Shh! Hold on, baby girl,
it's about the neighborhood!

I'm here on Orchard Street,
where a large number of dogs

have gone missing,

along with their owners'
most prized possessions.

[Franklin whimpers]

Joining me now is Bubbe Bina,

of Bubbe Bina's Knish Niche.

My beautiful Zelda is gone

and so are
my grandmother's pearls!

Stealing stuff is bad enough,

but you gotta be a special
kind of evil to steal dogs!

Now, for those of you
who still have

precious pups at home,

there's still time
to enter them

into the 84th Annual Dog Show!

[upbeat theme playing]

Dog lovers of NYC,
Kat Swan here,

and we're looking
for the finest--

Listen, Franklin's
not a normal dog--

[barks]

[Pops gasps]

You're right...
he's not a normal dog...

He's a show dog!

Wait, what?

It has always been my dream

to compete in a dog show.

And now, I finally have
the perfect partner!

N-n-n-n-n-n-no.

That's right, Franklin, yes.

- No way.
- Yeah, we're going to the show!

You can't. He's a bad dog!

[all gasp]

[Franklin whimpers]

I think Franklin's behind
those missing dogs.

I've been observing him,
collecting evidence,

plus I analyzed his DNA!

- You did what now?
- The data all points

to the same thing, Pops...

Franklin is an evil alien

and is likely very dangerous!

[laughter]

What's dangerous is
not giving Franklin a chance.

Whatever facts
you've been finding,

you're adding 'em up wrong.

Sometimes you gotta
stop living up here...

and spend some time right here.

Now, Franklin and I
are competing

in that dog show,
and that's that.

You wouldn't get
in between an old man

and his lifelong dream,
would you?

No! [scoffs]
No, Pops, of course not.

Oh. Atta girl.

[Lunella]
For Franklin, a dog show

is basically
an all-you-can-eat buffet!

And Pops could end up
being collateral damage.

I need to get into that dog show
to protect Pops and those dogs.

Ugh. It's impossible to get past security
at these arenas!

So unless you have something that
can growl and run on all fours...

[Devil Dinosaur growls]

[growling]

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

If it's that we should use
the Tincture of Tininess

to shrink down Devil and dress
him up in an adorable costume

and then go undercover
at the dog show,

then... yeah, I am!

Heh. This exact scenario
is on my bucket list.

[upbeat music playing]

[both] Aww!

Que preciosísimo!

All right. Let's teach this old
dog show some new tricks!

[chill music playing]

[rousing rock music playing]

[intriguing music playing]

So much cuteness!
Oh, I can't--

- Casey, focus!
- [Casey gasps]

We need eyes on
the evil alien dog, now!

- [Devil Dinosaur snorts]
- [Franklin whimpers]

Hey, Pops.

Now, Lu, if you're
here to stop me--

Actually, I'm here to join you.

[feigned chuckle]
Meet, uh--

Dennis! My dads are fostering.

[vocalizes]

A red-coated Worcestershire
racing terrier?

Those are super rare!

Yep! He's... one of those.

Heh-heh! I knew
you'd come around

and get in the dog show spirit.

- [door slams]
- [crowd cheering]

Hello! Hello! Hello!

You-- bang trim. Ugh!

You-- more class, less tongue.

You-- where do
I even... Groomer!

[whimpers]

And you need to come
with me, love.

Ahh! Fou-Fou!

It's Fou-Fou!

[growls]

[growling]

[growling]

D, he's moving in on a target!

[purring]

Ugh, forget it! I'll get him.

[crowd cheering]

Chef's kiss!

Um, it turns out
Fou-Fou is not very nice.

- Where's my friend?
- I don't know,

but you must get out there!
It's show time!

Oh, no, no.
We're just here to watch.

My masterpiece
cannot go to waste!

The world needs to see this.

I understand.

I shall bear this burden.

[both] I've got this.

♪ All your fancy papers
don't mean much to me ♪

♪ Everything you stand for
ain't what it seems ♪

♪ No
No-oh-oh ♪

♪ No
No-oh-no ♪

♪ Hurry before
we run out of time ♪

♪ You know the right way
is on our side, whoa ♪

♪ Oh, way, oh
Oh-oh-oh ♪

- ♪ But me and all my friends ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪

- ♪ Got the power in our hands ♪
- ♪ Come on! ♪

♪ There's nothing
you can do to stop us ♪

♪ Finishing our plan ♪

♪ We're on the move ♪

♪ Saving the day
Get out our way ♪

♪ Just move ♪

♪ We're on the move ♪

♪ We're the alpha generation ♪

♪ We're leaders of the nation ♪

♪ With constant innovation ♪

♪ The alpha generation ♪

♪ We're leaders of the nation ♪

♪ With constant innovation ♪

♪ The alpha generation ♪

♪ We're on the move ♪

♪ We're on the move!
We're on the-- ♪

- [crowd gasps]
- Out!

You and your mutts
are disqualified

and banned forever!

[Lunella yelps]

Oh, that was R-U-F-F ruff.

But as it happens,
getting thrown out

of a major convention center

is Number 12 on my bucket list.

Lunella, how could you?

The evidence doesn't lie.
Franklin is no good.

What did he ever do to you?

Other than fetch your slippers
and snoozle your neck.

I am disappointed in you, Lu.

What? Without me, all these
dogs would have been in danger,

and who knows what would
have happened to you and--

Has anyone seen my dog?

Wait, that doesn't make sense!

- [man] Ronin! Ronin!
- [woman] Pipi?

- [man 1] Yofi?
- [man 2] Muffin?

- Potato? Little Potato!
- [man 2] Where's Muffin?

But... if these dogs
are missing, then...

- [Lunella] Franklin's innocent?
- [Pops] Franklin's innocent!

[Franklin] Obviously.

I have a serious bone
to pick with you, young lady.

Dog pun!

[chill music playing]

[chill music playing]

Franklin is innocent,
and dogs can talk?

And have a Scottish brogue?

Ha! I told you so,
and I told you so!

Well, yes and no, Pops.

Totally innocent, swear to dog,

and I speak this way because
it's just incredibly cool,

but your girl was right
about that whole alien thing.

See, I'm kinda from a pack
of intergalactic superheroes,

watching over
the canine species,

aka, the Guard Dogs.

Anyway, I didn't
come here to steal dogs.

I came here to save them.

Save them from what exactly?

I'm so glad you asked!

From... a plot to hypnotize dogs

and use them to steal
from their people.

[vocalizes dramatic music]
Dun-dun-dun!

Well, that's re-pug-nant.
Who would do such a thing, boy?

Guess! Guess! Guess!
No, I'll tell you.

It's Kat Swan.

Once upon a time,
young Kat loved dogs.

Only they didn't love her back.

Yeah. So sorry,
could you pause for a sec?

Isn't this villain backstory

sort of
The Beyonder's department?

I know, right?
But dude's been MIA

ever since
that whole Wish-Tar thing.

Oh, I'm sorry, is the superhero
space dog boring you?

Apologies. Carry on.

[Franklin] The rejections
hardened into a primal wound.

So when Kat
happened upon a garage sale

and found
a certain dog whistle...

she was very happy.

Not only would dogs like her,

they'd do her bidding.

Kat figured, dogs have access

to everything valuable
in a human's life.

And if she couldn't
control their hearts,

she could control their minds,

and use that to collect
an unimaginable bounty.

I just needed the perfect
human partner to stop her.

Doug, our IT guy,
found that you were

the number one dog show fan
in New York City.

I figured you were my best shot
at infiltrating the show

and getting my paws
on that whistle.

I was this close to
stopping Kat the other night...

but someone was tailing me,

and she slipped through
my paws!

Heh. Oops.
Franklin, I am so sorry.

I misjudged you completely.
I feel awful.

Lu, even when you're not right,
you can do no wrong in my book.

But I put every dog in that
convention center in danger.

Oh, no, you didn't.

You put every dog in New York

and parts of
New Jersey in danger.

That Kat's gonna blow
that whistle on live TV!

What?

Well, that is not happening!

Not on my live
dog show broadcast!

Casey, whaddya say
we call Moon Girl for help?

Absolutely! I'll ping her
right now! Pinging!

Okay! And I'll...
get the authorities!

[chuckles] You-- pack it up.

You-- light my good side!

And you-- mic me up.
We're on in five.

Okay, we're in position.

We're gonna need
to bypass check-in.

Emergency selfie stick
order for a Kat Swan.

[upbeat music playing]

Wait. I need a new dog.

- This one's too cute.
- [dog whimpers]

It'll pull focus.

- [dogs bark]
- No. No.

- [barks]
- Okay.

Ready. Roll camera!

[Moon Girl screams, grunts]

There she is!

[Franklin]
Get that whistle!

- [Kat Swan grunts]
- Oh! Miss Swan! Oh!

No!

[high-pitched whistle blowing]

[dogs barking]

Hey, that's my purse!

[woman]
My diamond necklace!

[woman 1] Hey!

[laughs]
"Dog is man's best friend."

Ha! With a single blow
of this whistle,

they just turn on a dime.

There's no true bond.

That's not true.
Tell me that's not true!

Of course it's not true!

- But what do we do now?
- It can be reversed!

We just need that whistle!

Fetch me if you can!

[music playing]

♪ I'm just minding
my own business ♪

♪ Trying to find a home ♪

♪ Looking for love
in a dog house ♪

♪ So, people,
don't be so cold ♪

♪ I'm here to make it happen ♪

♪ Your thoughts I can't control ♪

♪ Don't judge a dog
by its collar ♪

♪ My greatness will unfold ♪

♪ I'm in a different place ♪

♪ Just trying to
find my space ♪

♪ In a world
with no dog like me ♪

♪ I'm full of super-fun ♪

♪ Yes, I do more than run ♪

♪ There is more to me
than you can see ♪

♪ You don't treat me
like a friend ♪

♪ Sometimes you are so cruel ♪

♪ If you listen closely
to my bark ♪

♪ You'll love me too ♪

♪ I come from many miles away ♪

♪ To help some needed friends ♪

♪ Depending
when you let me in ♪

♪ And my good deeds
will begin ♪

♪ I'm just minding
my own business ♪

♪ Trying to find a home ♪

♪ Looking for love
in a dog house ♪

♪ So, people,
don't be so cold ♪

♪ I'm here to make it happen ♪

♪ Your thoughts
I can't control ♪

♪ Don't judge a dog
by its collar ♪

♪ My greatness will unfold ♪

Heh! Nailed it!

The whistle, Franklin!

Only those with
the purest canine love

in their hearts
can reverse this.

Blow, Pops, blow!

[high-pitched whistle blowing]

[dogs barking]

[gasps]

[Kat Swan grunting]

Zelda! My shana madela!
Mommy loves you!

Gorgeous! I love that angle.
Kisses. Can I get a testimonial?

Look at that.
The sacred bond. Reinstated.

Oh, hey! There you all are!

Lu, you missed it!

Moon Girl came
and it was a whole show down!

And they even gave us
Best in Show!

Wow! That's amazing!

Heh, so, whatcha
gonna do with that one?

[Franklin] We're taking
her back to my planet,

for a dose of some
much needed puppy therapy.

- [Kat Swan] Ew!
- Again, Franklin,

I am really sorry
for everything.

I'm just grateful
I got to spend time

with the best humans on Earth.

Especially you, Pops.

So, I, uh...
I guess this is goodbye?

I wish I could stay, but...
I gotta get back to my post.

But whenever
you need me, I'll come.

Like a good boy.

You handled the whole

Franklin's-an-alien
thing pretty well.

I'm just happy
he told me the truth.

When you really care
about someone,

you wanna love them
for all of who they are.

No secrets.

Now, let's find Fou-Fou.

I need to get a paw-tograph!

She should be askin'
for your paw-tograph!

Mr. Best in Show!

[both laughing]

[upbeat music playing]