03x13 - Chapter XIII: Goblin w*r!

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Well, what do we have here?

You look like you can fetch old
Lenny some pocket change.

Tiger, I do worry. I love you.

And now that we're together,
I'm really happy.

But then, when I think
back on Dormammu...

Come to me. Trust me.
Obey me.

And that cult.

This institution's purpose is to
make you content and fulfilled.

And Eddie Brock and Venom.

Now we're one and
now you're gonna pay.

From now on,
we call ourselves Venom.

And before that, Hydro Man.

Get away from her.
She belongs to me!

Do you understand?
I love you.

Tiger, I don't think it's
safe to be near me.

Mary Jane, these things happen.
It's New York.

Sometimes I feel like
you and I attract trouble.

Listen. This is all that matters.

I guess you're right.

Good. Now stop worrying.

She's right about one thing.

As long as I'm Spider-Man, our
happiness will be compromised.

Maybe it's time for me
to give up web slinging.

Ah, who am I kidding?

It's not something I can
part with that easily.

- How much can you give me for it?
- What is it?

Why, it's a digital restitution analyzer.

A servo control and
incendiary optometry.

Er... makes coffee.

Coffee? No kidding, how's it work?

It's just a simple matter.

You've got to hit this lever fibber
jibber over here, then maybe uh...

Holy Toledo, what's that?

Turn it off.

- Turn it off!
- I-I can't.

Hey, what's the deal?

Isn't that one of those
things we saw at the fair?

It's a big news, and...

I know, I know.
You've got to cover it.

But, be careful.

Hold on there, old-timer.

You two stay put here.

If I guess is correct.

Yes. It is the time
dilation accelerator.

I just hope there's enough power left
in this thing to seal off that portal.

Back off, wall crawler.

The Hobgoblin!

That machine is mine.

What the matter, Spider-Man?

Losing your grip on reality?

Have a nice trip.

Well, that's too close!

Can't I ever be rid of you?

Sorry, I can't stick around.

But I've got things to steal.

No buildings around.
Experiment time!

Hey, it worked.

BANK

Drat machine.

This could be my-my arm... or-or leg.

You must be running out of power,

but I know where there's more.

Are you nuts? The Kingpin
will find out I'm spying for you.

Get me a power pack for the
time dilation accelerator.

And we won't need fear
the Kingpin ever again.

This is the last one.

The Kingpin ordered us
to stop making them

when he lost the accelerator.

The last one?
I don't think so.

The city is still baffled
by the strange holes

which have caused valuables to
literally vanished into thin air.

Thin air my eye.

But Ohn and his machine
were lost in the vortex.

Guess who?

I see you've redecorated
since my last visit.

I can assure you this
will be your last visit.

I've got a proposition for you.

The time dilation accelerator?

Oo, good eye.

Now, as you know,
this little baby can revolutionize

the theft and smuggling business.

Why do you need us?

What I need is a power pack for it.

It all becomes clear now.

You need my technology.

Exactly.

I was thinking of hitting the
federal reserve gold repository.

Most appealing.

Just be here at midnight.

Be there or be square.

In your case, it'll be
easier to just be there.

My time dilation accelerator

in the hands of that
indolent low life.

If only we knew who he was,

we'd be one step closer
to destroying him.

Perhaps that information is
accessible from an old friend.

Felicia and I want to
thank you all for coming

to celebrate our engagement.

This lovely woman has made
me the happiest man on earth.

I'm trying just to be
contend as Peter Parker.

But the Spider-Man in me is still
worried about the Hobgoblin.

With that time dilation accelerator,
who knows when he'll pop up again.

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Well, maybe to you

but I'm holding the most
beautiful girl in the room.

I couldn't agree more.

- Uh, Harry.
- So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry.
You're my friend.

If you look up "friend"
in the dictionary,

it says nothing about
stealing away girlfriends.

- Listen, I didn't steal...
- But you did.

And for that, I can
never forgive you, ever.

Thanks a lot, friend.

He's got to accept the fact that
I'm not his girlfriend anymore.

I'm going to go talk to him.

Parker, what are you doing here?

Why aren't you developing those
pictures of that hole in the sky?

- It's all taken care of, Mr. Jameson.
- Peter.

- I...
- Excuse me, Mr. Jameson.

I have to borrow Parker
to say hello to my fiancée.

Sorry, social obligations.

Jason, you remember Peter Parker.

But of course. Wonderful
to see you again, Parker.

My spider sense is going berserk.
But why?

Peter Parker, it is so good to
see you looking so healthy.

Ah, hello, Mr. Fisk.

The Kingpin. He must have
set my spider sense off.

I really must apologize
again for that little mishap

that put you in jail, my boy.

You have no idea
how deeply I regret it.

If you will excuse me.
Oh Osborn.

Personally, I find these
soirée to be ever so tedious

but Felicia absolutely
revels in them.

Did she tell you she's
redorating the east wing?

My spider sense was
right about the danger.

I'm in danger of being
bored to death.

But I bet Fisk and
Osborn's conversation

just might be a bit more
enlightening than this drivel.

Uh, could you excuse
me a second, Jason?

Of course, old thing.

Let me get this straight.

The mighty Kingpin asks my help?

Demands.

I need to know the true identity

of a new associate of mine,

one with whom I
am going to rob

the federal reserves
gold repository.

How would I know?

Because you created him.

He's the Hobgoblin.

Hobgoblin?

Oh, I don't want
to talk about him.

I don't want to talk
about any goblins.

I need to go.

Go you shall, once you have
told me who the Hobgoblin is.

Leave me alone.

As you wish.

But I cannot make the same
promise about your son.

Meet me at OsCorp at 2:00 am,
I'll tell you everything.

I going to have to
abandon MJ again

if I'm going to stop
that repository heist.

Will Spider-Man always
keep coming between us?

So, are you here to
wish me good luck?

Felicia. Uh, yes, good luck.

Do you really love
this Jason Phillips guy?

And why should
you care about that?

Unless you've got
a better offer?

This is crazy.

I can't love one woman
as Peter Parker

and another as Spider Man.

No I don't. I just
want you to be happy.

So do I.

Norman, don't you understand?

I'm your friend.

There was only one true goblin,

the Green Goblin!

I'm the Green Goblin.

Not that you'll live long
enough for it to matter.

For justice is blind, no longer!

No. Not again?

I'm your friend, Norman.

You're not my friend.

You're some monster.

No. The others,
they're the monsters.

Kingpin, the Hobgoblin,
Spider-Man.

They're all trying to hurt you.

Squeeze you, crush you.

Yes. That's exactly what
they're doing to me.

And that's why you
should let me stop them.

It would be wrong.

Wrong is what
they're doing to you.

And what they want
to do to Harry.

- I... I can't.
- You can. You must!

Let me out, Norman.

Let me out now!

No no. Noooooo!

Hobgoblin, do not disappoint me.

I'll handle my end.

You just make sure
your g*ons do their part.

What is keeping them?

Sorry, your boys
are a little tied up.

Make that webbed up right now.

But I'm sure the police will
find them a nice new home.

No, not this time.

Careful Hobbie.

If I go kaboom,
your toy goes up too.

The only one who will
go kaboom is you.

I'm going to break you in two.

He crushing me.

Stand back for the real goblin.

- What?
- The Green Goblin.

I thought you were just a rumor.

You're going to wish I was.

Should we not do something?

No. With any luck,
they'll both destroy each other.

How did you lift that?

Because I'm the real deal,
you cheap imitation.

I must have gotten hit hard.

I'm seeing double.

You rank amateur.

Sorry, but there's no profit to
be made in my own annihilation.

You don't deserve
to wear that mask.

Blast!

Once again that time
dilation accelerator

has slipped through my fingers.

Who are you?

Where did you get
all those weapons?

I thought Osborn gave
me his best stuff.

Osborn's got a new
best friend, me.

You're mine now, imposter.

Au contraire mon frère.

No!

Get off me, you meddling insect!

Listen up, Osborn.

I know it's you behind that mask,

so let's touch down
and talk this over,

Spider to Goblin.

Norman Osborn's gone, you fool.

You're dealing with
the Green Goblin now.

I play for keeps.

Now I must rid Norman Osborn's
world of that other goblin imposter.

So many enemies
and so little time.

Ugh. Well Jason, your study
is positively cramped.

Maybe if I got rid of this wall...

Funny, it sounded hollow.

Urgh!

Now you've done it.

Hobgoblin.

For once in my life, I had
everything. Everything!

And then you had
to find this room.

Why are you here?

Can't you guess?

Jason?

Jason Phillip Macendale,
to be precise.

Former petty crook, ex hired thug,

and now, your husband to be.

You're a criminal?
No. No, I can't believe that.

Oh, I'm afraid it's true, my dear.

This house, my money.

Everything that drew you to me

it all came from crime.

What have I done?
I can't marry you.

Oh, but now that you
know who I am, you must.

Or else, I can't let you live.

What are you saying?

You? Here?
How did you know who I am?

I know all your secrets.

I even know that it was Norman
Osborn who created you.

And now I will undo his mistake.

I'm reclaiming everything that ever
fell into your misbegotten hands.

Fortunately, I've had access to the
Kingpin's plans of Ohn's technology.

I've studied up on
how to use this thing.

Now get in, both of you.

No! It's too low on power.

We could be trapped in limbo.

Think of it as your big chance
to get away from it all.

The Goblin's trail has gone cold.

Maybe I'll pick it up again in
Norman's old hangout at OsCorp.

Look, whatever Osborne is paying
you, I'll double it, triple it!

You think I'm in this for money?

Well, what then?

To make life easier for my
creator Norman Osborn.

Once I've eliminated
all his enemies,

then he won't have
to suffer anymore.

Jason Phillips was the Hobgoblin?
Poor Felicia.

She sure knows how to pick 'em.

You know, that laugh
is getting on my nerve.

You, still alive?

Alive and sticking.

Who needs a glider when I can simply
leap through other dimensions.

Spider-Man, help us!

I must saviour this moment.

Since I hate you most of all,

it's hard for me to believe this,

but at last, I will be rid of you.

Two can play at this game.

Spider-Man, hurry!

Now to do this.

What have you done?

Forget it, Goblin.

Now that accelerator is
useless to everybody.

I've destroyed it for good.

Don't go in!
It's too low on power.

You'll be trapped.

I'd rather take my
chances in limbo

than be defeated by you.

Why Jason? Why be a criminal?

Because I had
nothing to begin with.

Everything I have, I owed
to crime, including you.

So you see my precious darling,
I had no choice.

I have to know.

Did you ever love me? Really?

Well uh... I don't know.

I love things about you.

Your wealth, your beauty,
your... your refinement.

That's not love.

I've experienced true love,
and it's nothing like that.

Everytime I lose my heart
to someone, disaster strikes.

I'm like a black cat, bringing
bad luck into everyone's path

including my own.

I am sorry, Felicia.
Truly and deeply sorry.

Uh, well.

There was just enough residual
charge to get me back here.

And that's bad news indeed
for all of Osborn's enemies.

The Kingpin, the Hobgoblin
and especially Spider-Man.

Because once I complete
my own modifications

on this time dilation accelerator,

they'll see what a
real goblin can do.