01x09 - Episode 9

[bunniefuu]

Is this really the proper path
for a knight such as I?

What's that noise?

I'll go check it out.

You b*stard.

I still haven't gotten
the hang of using this thing.

What do you think?

Does it look good on me?

What are you doing, Minister?

This is blatant treason!

Treason?

Oh please!

It's comical how ignorant you are.

I'm merely fulfilling my duty
as a minister of the Kingdom.

Because these are
Her Majesty's orders!

What about the princess?

She better be safe!

The princess is
the least of your worries.

All these colors are tacky.

Where is my mother?

What have you done to her?

I disposed of her.

But why?

The more deaths there are,
the more my powers return to me.

Thus I set out to instigate w*r
between the Kingdom and the Empire

and cause countless deaths.

Borrowing your mother's appearance
made it quite simple.

Did you really think
you could k*ll me with this?

The sacred sword your people once
used to rob me of my powers is

stuck inside that shark's belly.

There is no one
who can stand in my way now.

You were always such a good girl.

An obedient little puppet
who didn't even realize

that her mother was an imposter.

It's a pity to lose you.

Are you okay, Princess Fione?

I'm fine.

Damn imposter.

Who the hell are you?

I suppose there's no need
to stay hidden any longer.

Let me show you!

The Undead King? That means...

This w*r was all your doing?

Such a sharp mind.

That's right.

Your fiancee lost her life
in all the fighting, didn't she?

You should feel honored.

That pathetic maggot
didn't fall for my bait, huh?

My deepest apologies!
I'm afraid they've escaped.

Then find and dispose of them.

I am going to steep
the royal capital in death.

Mother...

You must be strong!

You're the Kingdom's only hope now!

But...

They're in here! Hurry and get them!

Come, we must make haste!

Don't make me laugh.

If you're so afraid
of disobeying Mommy

then why don't you be
her little puppet forever?

The look on my face
really is pathetic...

Princess?

Break it down!

Huh?

Just surrender, Princess.

You can run, but you can't hide.

I've been holding back for so long.

Because I was convinced

it was what my mother
and our subjects needed from me.

But... that was wrong.

This is my life.

My happiness is what matters most.

And so...

What are you muttering about?

Take pride in this moment.

Because you, dear Princess

are going to sacrifice your life
for the sake of our kingdom!

I'm f*cking done holding back!

Huh? What?

"For the sake of our kingdom"?

Get out of here with that sh*t!

Take this! You stupid as*h*le!

- Take this...
- Um... Princess?

Cecil!

Y-Yes?

Time to fight back!

Rally together everyone
who isn't undead yet.

We'll attack them head-on!

Right!

I didn't realize that
she had so much pent-up stress...

It's the undead! Run!

These screams are music to my ears.

Beautiful.

Cower in fear at the world of death,
lowly humans.

You have all spent your lives
revering an unworthy queen.

And now you shall die for it.

You can do nothing except curse
the hand that fate has dealt you.

That's not true!

Listen to me! You mustn't be afraid!

Don't let yourself become numb
with fear and despair

because that's exactly
what she wants!

Rest assured.

Those of us at the castle will fight!

So come to the castle!

I am not going
to hold back any longer!

So the puppet thinks it can defy me?

Too bad!

Oh no, the castle!

Well, if it ain't the princess!

She's gonna make
for a real special dinner!

Jackass!

Where the hell'd you come from?

Not Harley! You no eat her!

Get bent!

Take this!

Oh no!

Mr. Fish!

Harley?

No!

Who that?

What should I do?

You won't get any stronger
from changing your makeup.

The castle will collapse soon.

Don't you see there's absolutely
nothing that you can do?

Well, it's good
that I'm not alone, then.

What?

Guess who's here?
You little skeleton b*tch.

You fools interfere with my plans
at every turn!

sh*t.

Talk about a chaotic mess.

It's like armageddon and doomsday
are happening at the same time.

Hey, when the hell
did the princess go off the deep end?

Teenage rebellion much?

Hey, does anybody have a mirror?

Does my hair look okay?

Great, she's using Harley
as a role model.

The education system
has clearly failed her.

Well, I hope the transition is
only on the outside.

Let's hurry and take care
of this mess before the world ends.

Cuz I'm not busting my a*s
for nothing.

All we gotta do is defeat
the boss b*tch up there, right?

That's a fair bet.

Look.

It's Nana!

Huh? Looks like he's in trouble.

What are we gonna do?

Our first order of business
should be saving Princess Fione.

Let's split into two groups.

Ah yes.

The "rescue the princess trapped
in a castle" routine never gets old.

Then you're in charge of that.

Cuz I'm going zombie hunting.

Me too! I freakin' love zombies!

That settles it.

Harley.

Take this.

What's this?

A walkie-talkie.
I only have one pair.

Let me know if something happens.

Oh yeah, this thing!

Wait a minute.

Have you been holding out
on any other goodies like this?

Nope.

Good.

A'ight!

Let's kick some a*s!

Annoying insects.

Enchantress!

Don't give me that look.

You know what will happen
if you fail to obey me.

I figured I'd get
another shot at you.

Time for some sweet revenge.

Cecil. Please go and assist them.

But...

Please.

You and those people are the only
ones left who can save the Kingdom.

I'll do what I can to help, too.

Very well.

Please stay safe, Princess Fione.

I will. You too.

Hot damn!

Having a front-row seat to the zombie
apocalypse is a dream come true!

Whaddya think?

I call it the Anemone of Death!

Quit screwing around and fight!

How dare you!

I'm putting on
an Oscar-worthy performance here!

Oh, come on. It's a Razzie at best.

What?

Damn, our boy is losing his fight.

You handle things here.

Sure. Go give him a hand.

And in the meantime...

Looks like we get to have a showdown
with the blade maiden.

You can survive a sword slash or two.

So I say you take her.

Seems like it's our destiny
to fight each other.

Damn it!
What the hell's with this guy?

Me not lose!

Hell yeah! Now send him flying!

Nice one, Sea Leviathan.

You're the best brother
a croc could ask for!

Eat sh*t, finhead.

You need somebody watching your back
if you wanna mess with us!

He does!

Huh?

America!

All we're doing is running away!

What else can we do?

One hit from those things and we'll
be joining the friggin' zombies!

- Screw it!
- Wait!

Hey! Why don't you stop
being a coward?

Get your a*s down here!

Are you sure you have time to chat?

Run, Harley!

Oh sh*t.

Clayface!

Why aren't you finishing him off?

Hey, jackass! Are you trying
to get me k*lled or what?

Wait! Why are you leaving now?

That's not how this scene works!

Hey!

- Hold on!
- Huh?

Wait, Clayface!

What?

Whoa. I'm still alive?

Yeah.

What the hell is that?

Arty?

Is that you, boy?

Arty!

Seriously?

- How does he grow that huge so fast?
- You've gotten so big!

- Did he molt or something?
- Who's a good boy?

Shucks, you came to save Mommy, huh?

She can block our b*ll*ts
and dodge friggin' fire!

This is getting us nowhere!

Check out this bone!

It's so easy to smack them
around with! See?

Will you just use your brain
for once?

Huh?

I am, thank you very much!

Like... uh... none of our normal
attacks work, so...

Gimme time to think, dammit!

Maybe...

Hey, what is that?

Huh?

Didn'tcha know that implants
can make your boobs glow?

Not that I have any.

Who cares!

Oh. It's this thing.

What's with that gem?

Why's it glowing?

I know!

It's magic!

Huh?

Don't start talking like
that friggin' hack of an actor...

No, I'm serious!

It really is magic!
I know this feeling!

Hey!

Just watch this!

Look out, Arty!

That's never going
to work on me, you know!

Bang!

What the?

How dare you!

Guess I'm just in the way, huh?

Dammit! This sh*t never ends!

No way I'm dying here!

Yeehaw!

Aw jeez! No...

Watch it, you idiot!

I thought you'd be dead by now.

Gee, thanks,
you trigger-happy maniac!

That's a pretty crazy outfit
you've got on.

Don't make fun of it.

This is the armor of a legendary hero
that's been infused with magic.

So, how'd you like those bad boys?

Well, they're not bad.

I'll have to teach you how
to aim properly when this is over.

You're gonna k*ll one of us
sh**ting like that.

So hey, what's your goal here?

Nothing.

Quit lying.

Something seemed off between you
and that skeleton b*tch.

Plus, using all this magic
made me realize something.

You're the one who
stopped those b*ll*ts that one time.

Isn't that right?

Now that's an expression
I've seen before...

Ah!

It's how people look

whenever Puddin's holding
something of theirs hostage!

Bingo!

That looks familiar.
Isn't that the dragon from before?

Hey! Look over there.

Doesn't she look
a lot like Enchantress?

Whenever a character
with the same face as another appears

there's always
a good plot reason for it!

I knew I was destined for this!

I'm about to bask
in the spotlight, baby!