01x06 - Elliot Messed Up

[bunniefuu]

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it's about to start

and where do you think you're going

young lady I

know Mommy it's on right now and I don't

want to miss any of it please let me

watch Mommy please please please

oh no you're not I'm fed up with that

junk you watch today you're going to

watch something nice and wholesome like

Uncle Arnold's household yeah none of

that you're coming with me honestly I

don't know how you kids can watch that

stuff

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wow

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foreign

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and

don't bother to call home either

so who needs you

one thing I don't need is to be captured

by humans and dissect this is where they

saw the UFO so what everybody sees UFOs

these days big deal come on let's go

hi I'm an Ralf you got anything to eat

r-a-l-f what's that

r-a-l-s rejected alien life form

rejected well we don't want any either

what do you want I'm from another planet

and I'm all alone here I have no place

to live I'm hungry all right you can

stay in our garage tonight but tomorrow

you'll have to go what about food I'll

check the fridge you go to the garage

and try not to make any noise

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reject where are you I brought food

what's this

where I'm from we serve jelly with

peanut butter oh yeah where are you from

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it's right there pretty cute tomato huh

George what's going on

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Katie what are you doing up I heard a

noise

that's reject he's from another planet

he's awful cute awful is right I don't

about the cute part though well send

them home and come to bed bad that's

little kid stuff come on let's have some

fun

that you'll wake the entire neighborhood

come on George let's go to bed

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to dream our nightmare I don't know hey

what did you bring me for breakfast

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I wasn't a nightmare it's real come on

let's go raise the fridge mom's not

gonna like this we've gotta get rid of

him but how

thank you

on my planner this is what we call a

sandwich if your planet's so great why

don't you go back there hey relax

it's not bad there's just not much of it

what do you what are you talking about

you just cleaned out the entire

refrigerator George and Katie cutie oh

what happened here

and who is that hi Mom this is reject

he's from another planet hi there cutie

that's Mrs cutie to you now get him out

of here I've got enough mouths to feed

with you kids

what do we do with him I don't know

maybe scientists would want him

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hi we're George and Katie cutie and we'd

like to see the man in charge of UFOs

we have an alien and we thought you

people might be interested in him I

doubt it but I'll ask

hello Dr Brian this is reception there

are two kids with an alien out here

they'd like to see you

okay go right in first door on the left

C reject we'll get you home I don't know

I'm beginning to like it here

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so you interested in our alien hmm not

really aliens are a dime a dozen just

like rocket scientists haddock quiet

reject he can help you these days

everybody seeing them don't you read

trashy newspapers in supermarkets well

we can't people he's eating outside of

house and home he's a real pain and he

complains about everything then call his

parents and have them pick him up they

don't want him either they told him not

to call home but well there's nothing I

can do for you I've got more important

stuff to do besides babysitting unwanted

alien yeah like perform brain surgery on

yourself come on reject oh we'll figure

out something else can we do it after

lunch I'm starving

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somehow we've got to get your mom to let

you come home yeah well in the meantime

let's get something to eat

I'm hungry and that was my last Apple

hey what's up that's a supermarket you

mean there's food inside wait let's go

in

hey get me back control of my bike relax

and enjoy the ride I know I will

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all that food made me thirsty you can't

eat the food till you pay for it stop

them

that was great now let's head for the

dessert section I don't think we're

gonna have time

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okay

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herb wake up huh what's up I don't know

some kind of disturbance I think we

better give Chase oh all right if you

insist

you are in trouble I'll give you trouble

see

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green cheese

do you have to eat everything I'm hungry

I don't think we're out of trouble yet

give us our money who's gonna pay for

this food I want to be paid now

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I promise you'll all be paid somehow

reject we've got to get you home somehow

I can't go home this is the fifth planet

my folks have dumped me on in two months

well now and even said

call your mom to come pick you up all

right

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what's that my heart phone every one of

my planet has a direct line home

hi Mom can I come home now

ah come on there's almost no food left

on this planet and I'm starving

great thanks what's for dinner

that again reject

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I mean terrific when can you pick me up

oh okay mom says I can come home but she

can't pick me up she's got a bridge club

how am I gonna get home with Thai for

dinner I'm getting hungry again

oh

I'd recognize that stomach growl

anywhere they're in the garage

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I'm sure you understand that we just

can't send the rocket up any old time we

want to

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well it looks like Richard's gonna get

home in time for dinner

before he ate the entire planet

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kids do you need protection from bullies

not anymore

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what you need is the bully kicker hey

hey don't be bothered by bullies again

I'm so scared

the bully kicker a small step for kids a

large boot for bullying

and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

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come to order who can tell us what we

saw at the Museum

Mrs Gallagher I I saw a mummy that was 3

000 years old oh really whose mom was it

thank you

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I don't know what to do Patty my mom's

not gonna like my report card

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come on boy let me have that back

I've gotta have it to show my mom you'll

never believe a dog ate it come on doggy

nice doggy

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hey cut it out Point down down

he likes you Elliot yeah you're a good

old dog aren't you all right boy time to

go home go on scat

is he still following us yep

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it looks like you've got a dog Elliot

Elliot I'll see you tomorrow I've gotta

go

Elliot isn't today the day you bring

home your report card ah gee

what happened do you report card Elliott

the dog sh**t it oh I've heard some bad

excuses Elliot but a dog Judah Takes the

Cake what dog this dog he really

followed me home from school and he

doesn't have a car or anything so he

needs a home can I keep a mom can I if

you can't raise your English grade

you're going to be grounded what about

Kenny can I keep him

having a dog is an all-blanked that

should roll over you have to feed him

you walk and bathe him you'll never know

he's here

really couldn't add in the paper if no

one claims him we'll see

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yo

get this out of my chair

come here Kenny get the ball

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I'm sorry about dinner tonight Harvey I

I just don't know what happened to that

recipe book

yeah

oh what are you doing on the floor what

am I that oh never mind

Jima I thought dinner was terrific so

did Kenny

Kenny

go get em boy

my slippers

my slippers

sorry Dad he tried his best speaking of

trying One's best Elliot shouldn't you

be working on your book report

yes Mom come on Kenny let's go to my

room uh-uh the dog goes outside for the

night

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it's bone too

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Kenny

you can stay here tonight but you have

to be very quiet so no one will know

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what's going on

somebody call the police

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did you get any sleep at all not after

three in the morning

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eat your breakfast but Mom I don't have

time I'll be late for school Elliott you

have a job to do and have you fed Kenny

yet hey Mom I really don't have any time

this morning could you do it thanks bye

I'm warning you Elliot if you don't take

care of this dog he's gone

thank you

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I win next victim

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wiped out Elliot must have been up all

night playing with your new dog yeah

Elliot you're really lucky actually

Kenny won't go full neighborhood with

his barking now Mom says I can't keep

them that's terrible I was really

looking forward to playing with him

game's over

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I've got an idea why don't we take turns

keeping Kenny that our parents won't

mind as much great idea can I have him

tonight

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what can happen it's only for a night

look I gotta get home I got a book

report due this week and I haven't read

the book yet have fun with Kenny tonight

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no

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Hattie

what's going on in there my face and my

plants and my lamp gee mom we were only

playing well play somewhere else like

outside

come on Kenny let's go

Patty I want that dog out of here

well it's my turn Kenny you'll be a good

boy and behave right

Who let that filthy dog into this house

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everybody else got to play with you me

I've gotta give you a bath

okay and you go

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Dwayne Dwayne

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didn't you see the water running over

okay

where do you think you're going young

man

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they're all wet boy what happened

oh well whatever it is you could stay

here for the night if you're quiet

careful Kenny this is my book report

it's due tomorrow I'm gonna raise my

grade two Hallmarks with this

time for school Kenny and I'm all ready

I've got my book report and

what happened it's gone

did you take it Kenny

did you eat it

did you bury it

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Elliot Kenny ran away from my house last

night I guess he just came back here I'm

glad he's okay he won't be okay if I

can't find my book report

skinny buried your book report it's not

funny Dwayne without my book report I'll

flunk English what's going on

hey am I my home's in there

album no wait let's follow him maybe

he'll bury it in the same place he

buried mine

there he is

look at that everything's down there my

report mom's recipe book Jazz paper

Elliot what are you doing in my roses

it's the police oh no what did you do

now Kenny

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are you Elliot mess he's not after

Guinea he's after you yes

oh no

Kenny said boy I'm sorry I just had him

a couple days and I haven't been able to

train him he does this to everybody down

mark bark heal boy do you know him sure

do the lost dog you advertised in the

paper is mark bark a valuable police dog

there's a hefty reward for it really

absolutely you can claim it at the

station house I'll claim it and if

there's anything left over after all the

repairs I'll make sure you get it now

off to school

thanks Mom

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hey Mark bark come back here Johnny come

back here with my book report

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this is the party pooper he can turn my

best party into us

I hate parties that's boring

oh I hate Dancing

Dolls

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I hate ice cream the only answer to the

party pooper is the party pooper scooper

hello

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foreign

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