01x09 - An Egg citing Adventure

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oh boy our favorite show are you kids

watching TV again turn that thing off

honestly if you don't stop watching so

much TV you're gonna turn into couch

potatoes

I don't know what it is with kids today

always glued to the set quiet will you

I'm trying to watch my favorite show

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thank you

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thank you

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lemon meringue

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I don't mind getting b*mb banged and

bashed but I hate getting pied good and

dry cleaners

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may I help you yes it seems that my suit

is in desperate need of cleaning your

name please gland

James Bland Master Bland I've been

expecting you

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it's an operation you have here

what do I owe you

100 100

where am I supposed to come up with

money like that all I have is

a thousand dollars

strange I don't remember having this

kind of money this is most mysterious

fingers I recognize those fingers they

work for gold thumb this laundry is a

front for that crook what gives you that

idea oh just a lucky guess wait a second

you're our jerk gold thumbs nasty

henchmen

you're not going to give me a peddling

object

and no stop please

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lucky I brought my handy laundry press

defeater unit

all right

gold thumb Has Not Seen the Last of

James Blunt

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waiting for you James

nice cat Rodney well what is it today

double or nothing girl thumb is up to

something and I'm on to him em good

family he's a bad penny

sorry no offense Penny money how do you

want to proceed one of two

my weight around that dry cleaners and

see if anybody shows up or I go to his

racehorse Farm well which is it I don't

know we have to decide somehow Penny

money your head please heads it's the

racehorse Farm Tails it's the dry

cleaners hey

the racehorse Farm it is

is

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this is your wristwatch it does more

than tells time

Aaron your new shoes have multiple

purposes which is my left foot never

mind and please don't wear them out as

quickly as you did your sneakers keys

you of course recognize your super go

cup

always it's fully equipped

you've had it now gold thumb

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there's Master goal that I'm expecting

you no but I'll go tell him I'm here

sure

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odd jerks have you taken care of our

friends

Master plant I thought I cleaned your

clock at the laundry no I slipped right

through your fingers well in that case

you can help celebrate operation oink

boom jangle whatever operation oink boom

jangle is you'll never get away with it

gold thumb who's gonna you

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you can give me a manicure anytime you

can see that escape is impossible so

please enjoy yourself on my compound

until I've completed the greatest crime

of all history but Master Bland do not

go near the secret Factory

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yeah

good maybe I can see what's going on

ah this must be my Periscope pen

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and now I will unveil operation oink

boom jangle

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now let's get off to the real estate

operation oink boom Django means the

fiend is going to rob the piggy bank at

Fort nuts

one move out of you and I'll do it again

no no not again

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with a yo-yo

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may we trigger it now we have to wait

until the big hands on the three and the

little hands on the twelve

this is Bland oh you've reached the

opposite of the British secret service

we're not in right now but if you leave

a message at the sound of the beat get

right back to you send in the glove

trigger it at the count of three one two

one

how do you like banana Walnut master

plan

my turn on jerk and you're gonna get

rhubarb

so much for your rhubarb pie master

Bland how unfortunate I've run out I

haven't you've had it now

haha you missed by a mile master plan

try and stop me master Bland

to give up go thumb never you're such a

sucker Gotham I grow weary of your

pathetic puns

AKA that is let me out

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congratulations

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the golden foot nuts who's nothing

here's your watch back don't take the

watch

oh really double or nothing I guess I

hit the jackpot

whoops look at the time class I almost

forgot to give you homework

have you ever wished the school bell

would ring early well now it can with

the fake school bell

good morning class time for a pop quiz

the Bell already all right let's dismiss

it's recess all day with the fake school

bell

and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner that dog is good for nothing and

he eats us out of house and home come on

mommy's

you'll scare off any crook that comes

along

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hey turn on the TV where's the

popcorn what's up Dwayne I'm dead taking

care of this egg for his boss at the zoo

but my mom and dad are celebrating their

anniversary tonight so I have to exit

it seems like it's trying to hatch but

Dad said it wouldn't what candy bag is

it I don't know I know how to find out

well then are we gonna watch an egg all

night or party we'll party kid in the

other room

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all right everybody let's party

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what's that

lullaby music it's only an egg Duane not

a baby aren't you taking this a little

too far maybe you're right I'll just

check on him and be right back

oh no my dad'll k*ll me

what's wrong what is it Dwayne

relax Dwayne it's an egg it couldn't

have walked very far

no but it could have rolled under this

chair

oh I'm gonna put you where it's nice and

safe

that is fine good now let's have some

fun

oh no

wow look at it what is it so cute it's

an ostrich what am I gonna do an egg is

one thing but an ostrich

maybe he's hungry hungry yeah let's try

a bottle

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don't think he wants the bottled Wayne

well what does he want I don't I don't

know trying

trying

ouch

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thank you

you want to try

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I think he scared himself

let me try watch this ostrich

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a giraffe that's great Patty

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I like snakes

all right all right one at a time

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that was great Patty yeah and did anyone

notice no more crying the ostrich must

have gone to sleep

he's not crying because he's gone what

am I gonna do my dad trusted me relaxed

Wayne he couldn't have gone far

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wreck at the house and meet back in the

living room

to raise the fridge

I'll check out the kitchen

he's nowhere in the house did you check

the trash kids we're just gonna have to

check out the neighborhood don't worry

we're gonna ostrich go

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come on the lights changed let's look

over here somewhere

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thank you

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did we look in there can't we're

supposed to be looking for an ostrich

not having a good time yeah come on we

gotta do some serious looking

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thank you

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mama

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he's nowhere on Earth

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is his mother

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whoa I don't know about that but he just

blew me a kiss and called me mama oh

well ostriches don't fly now why would

he think our airplane was his mother

please look Rocky no no all right just

for you Al

yeah I think you've had your head in the

clouds a little too long ago

I tell you Roger there was a baby

ostrich hopping on the wing

anywhere we better call someone what are

you gonna tell your dad Dwayne

nothing I'm gonna give myself up to the

police before he gets home

thank you

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that was a perfectly wonderful evening

George aren't you glad we went out yeah

I just hope Dwayne didn't have any

trouble with my ostrich egg don't be

silly how much trouble could an egg be

he's a baby ostrich he's just a couple

hours old and he can't fly or anything

Dwayne who are you talking to

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anybody how's my ostrich egg oh never

mind I'll go check in on him myself

it wasn't my fault my egg it hatched

congratulations George you're a mommy

yeah right where's my ostrich Dwayne

what have you done I'll be fired I'll go

quietly

happy birthday

mama you mean he was asleep in that

model airplane the whole time you did a

great job son in fact I may be able to

use you next Saturday I have to take

care of this baby elephant and oh no

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Beware of the teacher's pet he's always

buttering up the teacher

good morning Mrs Gallagher good morning

Theodore good morning class

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my you look lovely today here's an apple

can I do anything else for you why yes

Theodore you can change my tires but

effect this morning

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