01x12 - The Land of Odd

[bunniefuu]

I'm the family dog here and if you think

it's an easy life you've got another

thing coming I gotta go out in the rain

for a paper that I can't even read

get that wet dog out of my house

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the stupid kitty lives here keeps

throwing his bowl away and I'm supposed

to go get it yeah and what do I get for

all my hard work

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it's a dog's life

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oh

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[Applause]

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thank you

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all right

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be or not to be that is the question

whether it is no blur in the hearts of

men

what'd you stop for I was just getting

started who am I gonna play for there's

nobody here to listen I'm doing my best

to attract a crowd it's just that nobody

wants to hear the classics anymore not

from a monkey they don't listen kid

you're talented but nobody wants Hamlet

from a monkey that's what people want

from a monkey

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when I have so much more to give than

just

I know you do Andy but not if you work

for me what are you saying you're fired

Andy I'm sorry

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I will be successful I will be

successful I will be successful

winky dank agent to the Stars well

that's it I just need the right agent

going to Louisiana my true love for to

see Oh Susanna don't you cry for me I'm

going to Louisiana with a banjo on my

knee yeah yeah that's great but what I

need is something new something original

someone cute and perky someone like like

like a little girl yeah that's it a

little girl

foreign

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no I can't come home I gotta follow my

dream ah thanks Ma I love you too

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like like

a little girl I'll give them something

original after all

I am an actor I can play any part

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don't call us we'll call you

kid

okay kid show me your stuff oh I went

down South for to see myself singing

polly wally did a long day my style she

is a happy girl singing all day

foreign

Bravo you're gonna be something kid yes

sir with those dimples you surely are

gonna wait a minute

surely dimples that's it surely dimples

bring me the big bucks contract I'm

gonna make you a star kid

I can see it now surely dimples and big

bright lights up and down Broadway

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thank you

that's a lovely little girl and a fine

actress too her parents must be so proud

of her

what's this

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excuse me a stowaway

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I'm just a little girl who's lost and

hungry did you eat all these bananas

maybe that's why I've got a tummy ache

you have a tummy ache well the only call

for that is to dance

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thank you thank you thank you thank you

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thank you

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mommy daddy what's for you're not my

mommy and daddy

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thank you

foreign

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so you're seven years old how old were

you when you knew you wanted to be an

actress ever

oh that's fake

well you're a sweet little girl we wish

you continued success especially on your

new Saturday morning show thank

you

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phew playing a little girl is harder

than I thought

Excuse Me Miss dimples hello hello

sorry to disturb you Shirley I just

wanted to tell you that when I grow up I

want to be just like you

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you look just like Shirley dimple thank

you Mommy

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thank you

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and the winner for best actresses the

suspense is k*lling me

and the winner is surely

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me

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me you never know how hard I've

worked for this award and I want to say

to all you other monkeys out there that

it really doesn't matter who you are and

what you are never give up

follow your dream finally I'd like to

thank my mom and dad who made me what I

am today

oh I didn't make them into that

that's our son

I know we get weird if he went to

Hollywood

kids has this ever happened to you

who knows the answer to this problem

Bobby

what you need is the bird brain

guaranteed to work or your money back

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um the square of the hypotenuse is equal

to twice the sum of its two sides Bobby

how did you know that a little Bernie

told me well you're wrong better get

your money back

and now it's time for a garbage pail

groaner

if I may suggest the vicious Bernard is

very excellent fine I'll find shall have

the show very good sir

enjoy

oh waiter what is it sir oh what's that

man doing in my soup it looks like the

backstroke to me

hurry hurry step right up and take a

thrilling ride in the world's shakiest

balloon Cheryl perro

show business is my life right this way

folks I love Carnival time the rides the

excitement and the food

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hey what's going on there must be a

storm coming up

ew Dwayne watch it with that stuff this

isn't just a storm it's

you know

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okay

I can't see this thing

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look a rainbow I can't believe it we're

actually going somewhere over the

rainbow uh make that through the rainbow

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hang on Cottage at six o'clock

give me that broom not a chance now my

pretty hand over those ruby red Beach

thongs or I'll give you such a Zack it

warms you mean old witch

stop

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me yet Theory

oh my aching Gondola we'll fix you up

okay Patty the hole's taken care of

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I'm as good as new tomorrow or less no

problem thank goodness you're okay we

wanted to thank you for rescuing us from

old haggy Maggie I'm Dottie and these

are my friends tin kid pleased to meet

you Freddie cat hi don't hurt me and the

Scarecrow

welcome to the land of lads

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I think I know I'll come

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here's a meatball to go with that

spaghetti

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there goes our ride home we better find

Johnny and her friends if we want to get

out of here they went that away who said

that you see any other talking trees

around here listen if you want to find

Dottie Follow the yellow brick toad

oh

breath don't you mean Follow the yellow

brick road

no smart breath Yellow Brick toad have a

nice trip

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hey we thought you guys were lunch for

sure how'd you get away from the

munchkins they bit off a little more

than they could chew where are you going

now to see the wizard yeah he said if we

brought him the wicked witch's broom

he'd give me some brains ah and me a

heart send me some muscles as for me I

just lost my home yeah and maybe he

could send us home can't hurt to ask

come on let's go not so fast my pretty

Maggie

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[Laughter]

give up Dottie

we better make tracks so why is this

witch chasing you anyway because you

tried to take a room no

no she wants my fabulous ruby red Beach

thong did they have some sort of secret

magical otherworldly power no they just

look cool yeah they look terrific but

How's that gonna get us to the wizard oh

Lord the yellow brick toad can you take

us to the wizard of odd in Green City

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let's go

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road construction what does that means

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hovering off the edge well Green City is

over there but I guess this is the end

of the road for you

you but I thought you were taking us to

see the wizard

nope

I work foreign

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can save you now

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everyone

everyone

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here she comes

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make their trip

give me a boost up there you guys

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little kid like you went into my

wonderful Madness

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oh great wizard we brought you the

wicked witch's broom uh yo Wills anybody

home

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are you the wizard of odd baby will I

used to be until one of my ears spells

went wrong now I'm the lizard of odd you

got the broom are you gonna use its

magic to turn you back to normal no I'm

such a rotten wizard I thought I'd just

try my luck as a janitor

but you promise to help my friends are

you sure you want me too what do we got

to lose yeah okay you asked for it for

the tin kid a real heart real candy that

is

thanks

a pocket calculator for the scarecrow's

brain

six times six is sixty six three times

three is 33. it works well

and then yeah for you my would-be mother

k*ller friend a copy of Glinda the good

witches video workout I'll treasure it

always uh you got it in beta but what

about Dottie she lost her home yeah but

okay okay yeah just let me get my

balloon ready

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okay

okay k*ll set

what

it was terrible

you're telling me I'm scared of ice now

how will I get a home you can hit your

ride with us Dottie yeah we still have

our balloon

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home Cheryl

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fast

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thank you

that was some storm and I don't see any

sign of Dwayne Patty or Kent hi guys

where were you guys

wait till we tell you excuse me but I

thought I was gonna get a home but Daddy

this is home not my home where do you

live in that little cottage you crashed

through in munchkinland mice kid land oh

no my aching balloon

beware of nosy neighbors

they just won't mind their own business

they spy on you in the street

spy on you in your yard and they even

spy on you in your own room

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yes the only way you can defeat them

nosy neighbors is to get them to spy on

themselves

all right

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thank you