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01x05 - Reseda Rose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Greatest American Hero". Aired: March 18, 1981 – February 3, 1983.*
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Ralph Hinkley is a Los Angeles teacher of remedial education high school students who encounters extraterrestrials that give him a suit which endows him with superhuman abilities.

01x05 - Reseda Rose

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♪ Look at what's
happened to me ♪

♪ I can't believe it myself ♪

♪ Suddenly I'm up
on top of the world ♪

♪ It should have
been somebody else ♪

♪ Believe it or not,
I'm walkin' on air ♪

♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪

♪ Flyin' away on a
wing and a prayer ♪

♪ Who could it be ♪

♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪

♪ Just like the
light of a new day ♪

♪ It hit me from
out of the blue ♪

♪ Breaking me out
of the spell I was in ♪

♪ Making all of my
wishes come true ♪

♪ Believe it or not,
I'm walkin' on air ♪

♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪

♪ Flyin' away on a
wing and a prayer ♪

♪ Who could it be ♪

♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪

- I can't ask them to postpone,
you know the timetable.

- I need 24 hours.

What good is the operation

if security has been breached?

- It was your job
to see that it wasn't.

- Ask them.

- You have until
midnight tomorrow.

Pick up will be as scheduled.

You want any help?

- No, I'll find a

couple of those low
foreheads the Americans

breed so well.

I'll handle that security leak.

- I don't know how
many times I told you

stay out of my jewel box.

- I never went near it ma!

It's probably in
there with all the

rest of that junk.

- Junk?!

Let's see, I wore it yesterday.

Terrific, I got one earring.

What am I supposed
to do what one earring?

Rhonda if you took it...

I never went near it!

You got homes
pretty late last night.

You feeling no
pain, that's for sure.

- Just watch it kid.

- I'm just saying that maybe

it fell off in the car

or in the street or
whatever, I don't know.

- It was my favorite pair too.

This outfit needs a
little class you know.

- It looks alright.

- Okay babe, I
gotta get to work.

So what are you up to tonight?

Huh, you staying in
or you staying out?

- I got some homework.

- Yeah, with what's
his name, Tony?

- Homework for class.

- Yeah well don't you
do anything I wouldn't do.

Get yourself something
to eat okay kid?

I don't think there's
nothing in the fridge.

- Well I'll grab a
hamburger later ma.

- Say what about tomorrow
we're take in a movie huh?

Would you like that?

I'm dying to see that
thing with Elizabeth Taylor.

Oh boy!

She really knows how to dress.

I'll see ya kid.

Bye.

- Relax rose.

We have a little talking to do.

- Okay Jose, you got
everything in here?

Did you bring a toothbrush?

Mom's gonna buy
another one if you didn't.

- I packed it.

It's mom!

- Hi!

How ya doing?

- It's only for the
weekend Ralph.

- Well I think it's good
the guy sees his mom.

Just didn't expect so much
enthusiasm, you know?

- He'll miss you.

- Hello Ralph, Pam,
how've you been?

- Mom says that we got a
baby at Marine Land dad!

- Oh hey that's terrific
huh, how about that?

Hello?

Yes she is, hold on.

It's your agent.

- Oh I'm so sorry,

I told him what time I
was picking up Kevin.

Yes Jerry.

Yes.

They did?

I did!

I got a TV commercial!

Oh Jerry that's great!

Yes, yes.

Today?!

Jerry I can't do it today.

You know this is my
weekend with Kevin.

We've made plans.

No Jerry, I can't do it.

- It's okay mom.

- Hold on just a minute.

Now Kevin, we've been
talking about this all week.

Now I don't want
to disappoint you.

I'll get another TV commercial.

- This is your first
TV commercial isn't it?

- Oh yes after a
thousand cattle calls.

But I'd have to be
on the set at noon.

What rotten timing.

What do you think Ralph?

- Well I don't know,

I guess Pam and I could
take Kevin to Marineland.

What do you say Pam?

- Of course, if that's
okay with Kevin.

- Sure, it's okay.

- Oh thanks honey.

Jerry I'll just run by the
house and get my makeup kit.

Can you meet me there?

Terrific.

Disneyland tomorrow,
how does that sound?

- Great!

- Terrific.

I hope you didn't have any
special plans for the weekend.

- Oh no.

I'm just gonna drive
up the coast you know.

- Santa Barbara?

- Yes.

- Ah, the Mermaid Inn.

- Yes.

- Oh you'll love it.

Fireplace in every
room, right on the water.

Gee, I wonder if Old Papa Joe

still has that fish shanty.

Darling place.

Well, walk me out sweetheart.

See you tomorrow!

- Don't forget your broom.

- You did the right thing Ralph.

Only next time,

let's not make it the
Mermaid Inn okay?

- Yeah.

Okay.

What a set up.

I bet she had that commercial

before you walked
through the door.

You just think my
memory is lousy.

Morning.

- Good morning.

- How ya doing hot shot?

I gotta tell ya, everything
worked out terrific.

Powell got time
off, Cane did too.

Genesta promoted this
little cabin right on the river.

You wanna know
how long it's been

since I've been fishing?

- You gotta see this
woman in action Bill.

Doesn't know the
meaning of straight.

It's always got to be
some kind of game.

- Right the ex.

- Unbelievable, unbelievable.

- Okay counselor you
want to come along,

'cause we've got to get going.

- Bill, what's going on?

- Oh it's a routine check

the bureau runs every
year on the bad guys.

Keep the addresses current
or nearly it's four day you on

but with Ralph on
the suit, six hours tops.

I show him a picture he
holographs in on a guy,

he's either home
or he's in or he's out

or he's not there.

And wham zam I'm
pulling in steelhead,

right Ralph, please.

- Oh no.

- Don't tell me you forgot?

- Is that today Bill?

I got Kevin.

I'm ready.

So am I.

- Bill you said six hours.

Do you think if we pushed,
we can make that three?

- Oh sure.

- Ralph!

- Pam, why don't
you guys go ahead

and see a couple shows

and I'll join you at the
Japanese gardens for lunch.

Pam I promised, what
do you want me to do?

- Alright alright,
we'll meet you at the

Japanese Gardens
about 1 o'clock.

Now if you can't
make it will you call?

- Yeah.

I'll make it.

Come on Kevin.

- You still got the hoot
san of the clothes?

- What suit?

- Sharp kid Ralph.

Come on, you two run along.

I'll join you for lunch.

Miss you.

- Miss you too.

- It is a far far better
thing he does counselor.

So long big fella.

Bye, bye.

- Great kid Ralph.

Dynamite potential, he's
nothing like me, I can tell.

He's right.

- Right.

Okay, that does it.

You're pulling in quite a
crowd this morning Ralph.

Make it short.

What's wrong Rhonda?

- My mother didn't
come home last night.

She didn't call or nothing.

This morning I
find a car outside

and the key sticking
right there in the door.

Something's
happened to Mr. Hanley,

I really think so.

Did you check at the c*ck
lounge where she works?

- Are you kidding,
she'd k*ll me.

See the guy who
owns the joint, Manny,

he know she's got a kid.

But...

We're back.

I think she told them
I'm like 10 years old

- or something.
- Come on Ralph.

She worries about her age.

Dad.

- What?

Ralph.

- What?

Forgot the camera!

- What!

Did you check with the police?

- Yeah I called the cops.

They said they can't
do anything for 24 hours.

What am I gonna do
Mr. Hanley, what am I gonna do?

All right, Rhonda why
don't you go home.

I will check out the lounge

and I'll get back to
you later, all right?

- Okay thanks
Mr. Hanley, Thanks.

- Now don't worry,
we'll find her.

Bill we gotta stop
over at the lounge

on Grand Oak Avenue.

It'll just take five minutes.

- Well if it's a
lounge, it's not gonna

be open at this hour, we
can hit a couple of addresses,

maybe at 10 or 12.

Where are you going now?

- I forgot the ootsay.

♪ Any time you need me ♪

♪ You don't have to fear ♪

♪ You don't have to worry ♪

♪ Because I will be near ♪

♪ Coming to your rescue ♪

♪ Flying to your side ♪

♪ Oh when your heart is broken ♪

♪ When your hands are tied ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

♪ Anytime you call ♪

♪ Oh anytime you need me ♪

♪ Oh anytime at all ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

♪ Oh anytime you need me ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

♪ Lord anytime you need me ♪

♪ Anytime you need me ♪

- Yeah.

Yeah Belinda Frazer.

- Is this her?

She's a security risk?

What did she do?

- Goldman International
Pictures contract player,

1974 observed at c*ck party

in conversation with
Jimmy the Dipper Fontan.

- 1974 and she
talks to some hood

at a c*ck party
and she's on the

bureau's list ever since?

- Yeah it seems kind
of sketchy doesn't it?

Well, she's on the list
so we check her out.

Okay do your thing.

She's second apartment in
from the right second floor.

- Whoa!

- Don't tell me,

we don't get two
know shows in a row.

- No, she's home I think.

It's hard to tell.

She's got something
all over her face

and she's wearing a mask.

- Mask?

What kind of mask?

- Black.

You know, keep the light out.

She's asleep Bill.

Well I hate this, I hate it!

I feel like a peeping tom!

- Ralph, you're
not a peeping tom

you're a peeping fed,
you ought to be proud

you're doing your
country's business.

Okay, next up.

- Next stop is the lounge.

I promised Rhonda I would call.

Let's go.

Are all the security
risks we're checking out

as flaky as this one?

That first guy, the
Gregory Walters

we went by who wasn't home,

what did he do?

- Well he was observed
going to the Bolshoi Ballet.

What?

- Well he went to all the
performances they gave

when they were in the city.

All 10 performances.

- You know, the more
you tell me about the

inner workings of the bureau
the more appalled I get.

This government
actually has a guy

under surveillance because
he went to the ballet?

- Well Ralph, there
is it red spy network

in this country.

We're almost positive.

Now look, we're not
gonna waste a lot of time

with this mother thing are we?

Because we got ground to cover.

- It will only take a
couple of minutes.

I'm sure there's a
very logical explanation

for Mrs. Harris's disappearance.

- She's out, that's
where she is.

O-U-T out, fired!

Look, I got a Friday
night crowd here.

One lousy waitress!

She don't even bother to call!

So I end up working the bar,

the cash register,
half the tables.

I own the joint!

And I'm hopping
drinks like some bimbo!

That's it.

That's the end of the
line for Reseda Rose.

And you can tell her I said so.

- That's the problem
Manny we can't

because we don't
know where she is.

We were hoping that
you would help us.

A little girl is very worried.

- You see this?

I'm not even open
yet and two gorillas

plow in here and they trash me.

Now I got that to
thank her for it too.

But they're looking
for some letter

they said she left here.

He make me open the safe!

Well there ain't no letter.

Which I already told them!

So they'd beat on me some more.

I probably ought
to see a doctor.

- Maybe you ought
to see the police.

She's obviously in trouble Bill.

We should do something.

- Come on Ralph.

She's not home, she's not here,

where would you
suggest we start looking?

- Well you tell me.

- You could start
over at Technitron.

- A c*ck waitress
at Technitron?

They make component
parts for weapons systems,

what does she do there?

Stuff the olives?

- No, she's got a
part-time gig as a file clerk.

Wait til they find out she
don't know the alphabet.

- Did you tell these
guys that came in here

about Technitron?

- They already knew.

- You know Bill I just,

I have a rocky feeling
about this whole thing.

Whoever those guys were,

they did a real number on Manny.

If they have Rose she's
definitely in trouble Bill.

- Okay, as long as you
drag us all the way over here.

Can we please do
this by the book?

Case before entering.

Turn on your thing.

Can you see anything inside?

- There's a couple of
guys on the third floor.

They are breaking in.

What do you think
you're doing here?

Hey, come on!

They got one of the guards.

- Let's move kid.

- You'll never
make it in time Bill!

I'm stuck.

Stupid designer jeans.

- Hold it Gordo!

- I was doing fine on my own.

At least you got the
machine to pay off.

- Said I got nothing to say

and I got nothing to say.

And Lenny, he got
nothing to say neither.

- On the hood, spread
'em, watch the antenna.

- There was a
third guy up there,

I saw him but he got away.

- Don't sweat it
kid, our friends here

are gonna tell us where he is.

FBI.

- Oh boy.

- That's right, you really
bought it this time Bonzo.

- We aren't talking,
Leonard and I

ain't scared of no plastic
badge and long johns.

Right Leonard?

- What'd you do
with Rose Harris?

Where is she?

- They ain't talking
Ralph, they ain't scared.

I wonder how my friend
Lenny here feels about heights?

- I know how I
feel about 'em Bill.

- You want to find
Rhonda's mother?

We're running out of time.

I got they key, wait a second.

I got it, I got it.

- Oh Jack please,
those are 25 bucks!

I have to pay for those.

Come on Lenny,
it's your lucky day.

Right there, hold it.

Great swide kick!

- You ain't seen nothing yet.

You're up next Merv.

- Oh.

- Who on earth are you?!

How did you do that?!

Get me off of here!

Please get me off of here!

- Where's Rose Harris?

- I don't know.

Just get me down.

Come on mister.

Give me a break!

A guy could get k*lled!

Merv!

Do something for god sake!

- Gee, I sure would hate to
leave you way up here Lenny.

- Leave me?

No, don't do that.

Merv and me, just
hired on that's all.

To help grab some dame.

- Rose?

- Yeah right, he
called her Rose.

I think he was gonna pop her.

But she says she
left this letter behind.

- What's his name?

Who hired you?

- Simpson.

He works at this joint!

He said we was to get the letter

while he got some
stuff on his den.

Oh please mister.

I think I'm gonna pass out.

Get me down okay!

- Where do I find
this guy Simpson?

- A house out in Tarzana.

14301 Canby.

That's all I know, I swear!

- Okay.

Well I'm not too good
at landings Lenny,

but I'll try and put
you down easy.

Bad landing Ralph.

- Sorry Lenny.

Bill I got it.

14301 Canby in Tarzana.

Some guy named Simpson,
he works for Technitron.

Apparently Rose some
steal some kind of papers.

- What kind of papers?

Everything in this place is
marked burn before reading.

They're into
miniaturization, lasers,

it's all heavy top-secret stuff.

- Not anymore it ain't.

- Okay here's the M.O.,

I'm gonna call these guys in,

get them picked up
and we go after Simpson.

- Boy he's got a heck
of a head start Bill.

- That's right.

So, I'll meet you there.

There's no other
way to do it Ralph.

We got to stop him.

God knows what's in
these papers he stole

or what he'll do to Rose

if he gets there before we do.

- But all of a sudden
Rose has become very

important to you huh?

- Well she was
important to you I thought.

- No!

Listen I'm lost.

I don't know the Valley at all.

Is this Tarzana?

I'm trying to get
to 14301 Canby,

I don't know the cross street.

DO you have a map or a...

Oh I see it, thank you.

It's an emergency,
I really hate it.

Thank you very much.

Oh no!

- Who are you?

- I was just about to ask
you the same question.

You can't be Simpson, I
know I had to beat him here.

Oh let's see here.

John Smith, is that
your real name?

- This is a private home,
you can't break in here!

- Come on, let's go up.

- Put me down!

- Hang in there pal!

- I demand to know who you are!

- You do huh?

Don't worry Mrs.
Harris you're safe now.

I'll be right back.

- Hello.

Ralph!

- Bill, made good time.

- Cops came double quick.

- Simpsons not here yet.

- Well he's not about to come.

Next time don't hang the
meat next to the light switch.

Simpson had to be ahead of me.

He's been warned off, they
got a signal light outside.

- Oh gee I'm sorry,
I didn't even see it.

- Who's the pinata?

- This is John Smith.

- Oh the Smith
family, now 'em well.

I busted a whole
bunch of 'em in my time.

Lookey, lookey,
what we got here.

Made in the USSF
of R, all warmed up

and ready to send.

I better call the cops and
the bureau on this one.

Ralph what the
heck are you doing?

- Mrs. Harris is
in the other room,

I don't want her to
see me in my jammies.

- Well they fit better
what you're putting on.

Go on, leave Mrs. Harris
to me, get out of here.

- I wanna make
sure she's all right.

Oh it's all right Mrs. Harris,

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm your friend.

Okay you're fine now.

You're free.

I know it must have been awful.

- Who are you?!

Who are you?!

- I'm Ralph Hanley.

- There Russians in there.

Honest-to-god Russians.

They're spies.

They was gonna k*ll me.

- Well they're not gonna
hurt you anymore, I promise.

- Mr. Handle, Rhonda's teacher.

- Mr. Hanley.

- Yeah, what the heck
are you doing here?

- Well Rhonda was very worried

and well, it's a long
story Mrs. Harris.

- Make it Rose okay?

- Rose...

- After all I only had Rhonda
when I was 16 you know.

Boy what I've been through.

They kept asking me
all these questions.

Yammering, yamering away at me.

Didn't even give
me no water to drink.

Look at that?!

Do you know how much
these things cost me?

I have to get 'em
at this special place

that makes dance stuff.

First time I wore 'em too.

Boy I'll tell you something,

I hope they throw
the book at them guys!

- I'm sure they
will with your help.

Come on Ralph!

- Okay.

- Look, if there's
anything at all

that I can ever do for you,

you just say the word okay?

I owe you one.

- As a matter of fact
there is something

you can do for me Rose.

Next Friday night at school
there's an open house.

Now Rhonda would
love it if you'd show up.

- You know something,

you got it.

- All right, let's go.

- Yeah.

Wait a second.

The only problem is
Mr. Simpson got away.

- Yeah well is his name ain't
Simpson, it's Semenenko.

Lousy spy, and he's another one.

Who's he?

Maxwell, William FBI, howdy.

- Well Mr. William,
take a look at that.

That's a business
expense you know.

Just so we're on the record,

I'm gonna deduct it
from my income tax.

- No ma'am, that's the IRS.

- Yeah well so,
you guys don't talk?

- Mrs. Harris...

- Make it Rose okay?

- Right, Rose okay.

Mr. Simpson or Semenenko

or whoever he is got away

with some papers he
took from Technitron.

Do you know anything
about that by any chance?

- I was gonna tell
Mr. Wilson Monday.

It's just that I kind of
needed the weekend

to figure out how I was
gonna do it you know?

I mean it's how much you
know makes you valuable right?

Right, so?

- So I kind of looked around.

- Oh.

Where did you look around Rose?

- Around.

- Rose.

- Okay, so I went
through a couple of desks.

Big deal.

Only in Mr. Simpson's desk

I find all these kind
of things he ain't

supposed to have.

- What kind of things?

- It's stamped eyes
only and things like that.

I would have told
Mr. Wilson Friday

if I'd know they was commies.

- How did Simpson or Semenenko

tumble to the fact
you're on to them?

- Beats me.

He must have been spying.

They was gonna k*ll me you know.

This letter, which I never...

You better shag it kid.

- Yeah.

I'm gonna tell Rhonda
that you're alright.

I'll bring her over to my house,

Bill drop the off after...

Ralph would go!

- Well I am!

Oh no!

Bye!

- Afternoon boys.

There's a part of your
package, ain't he cute?

Your mom is just fine.

She should be at
my house shortly.

Thanks for helping Mr. Hanley.

- Pam?

Kevin, yo!

- Where've you been daddy?!

You missed everything!

- Well I'm sorry champ.

Hey, did you have a good time?

- It was great daddy.

Pam and me had a lot of fun!

- All right, good for you.

- You could have called.

Five minutes, that's
all it would have taken.

And a dime which
I didn't have Pam.

I had to walk all the
way to Rhonda's house.

And time to pick up
that snappy new outfit.

- Hey look it's my
fault Mrs. Davidson.

I asked Mr. Hanley
to find my mother.

See these spies
they kidnapped her

and they was gonna
k*ll her if it wasn't for him.

- Spies huh?

- Commies I bet, huh dad?

- Sounds like he's
been talking to Bill.

- Hey, what do ya say sport?

- I say my name is Kevin sport.

- I don't need that today kid.

- Rhonda!
- Oh mom!

Ralph, this thing
couldn't be any worse.

We got major espionage
here and no leads.

Nothing, zip!

- Oh I'm so sorry Mr. William.

- Rose it's not
William it's Maxwell.

- Oh, I thought you
said it was William?

- I did Rose, it's both.

- How could it be both?!

Are you a spy too?

- I'm getting crazy.

Ralph, bail me out of this.

- No Rose, he's not a spy.

- I never even knew
you had that other job.

If you needed money you
should have said something.

I'm not a kid anymore.

- You look a lot older
than what you are

and don't you forget it.

Say listen you guys, Rhonda
me we like to kind of take off.

Unless you need us
for something else.

- No, if anything
comes up unexpected

I'll drop by the
lounge cutie doll.

- I'll never forget what
you've done Mr. Hanley.

- I'm glad I could help.

- Okay.

Come on kid, come on, come on!

Come on, come on
kid, come on come on.

Bye.

- What a dreamy day.

- You interested in
a rebuttal on that?

- Alicia, you haven't
met Bill Maxwell.

This is Kevin's mom.

- How do you do?

- Lousy, how are you?

- Oh I am on such a high Ralph.

I can't tell you
how great it was.

My motivation was there.

It's national you
know, it's not just local.

- I could use a local
myself right now Ralph.

- Is your bag still ready honey?

- Yeah, I'll get it.

- I was just fixing dinner.

- A little late isn't it?

Kevin really should eat by 6:30.

- We were waiting for Ralph.

- I thought you
said you were going

to take Kevin to Marineland?

- Well Pam Pam took him, yeah.

- Ralph, if I'd known
you weren't even

going to spend any
time with him, really.

Now this is why I think this
custody case is so important.

- Alicia.

- No one seems to be
spending any time with the child.

- Alicia.

Come on mom!

- He must be starving.

- Good night sport!

Uh, Kevin.

- I was once married
to that woman.

- Yes has definitely been
that kind of day for everybody.

I got my hands on the
hottest case of my career.

I got to stop these guys
and I don't know what to do!

- What about John Smith's house?

Maybe there's still some vibes
hanging around in the area.

Yeah!

That's terrific!

Okay, come on kid!

I'm coming too.

Counselor...

I have not seen Ralph
all day, I'm coming.

- Oh wait a minute
Bill I gotta change.

Be right back!

- Ralph, bring it,
change in the car.

That's ill*gal Bill,

you can't break the seal.

- A little more that counselor,

we can leave you

at the next bus stop.

You're kidding Ralph.

Slip out of your duds
and wander around.

Check out the vibes

and get me some
'cause I'm done in here.

- Ah ha, I've never actually
seen one of these before.

- Don't touch it
counselor, please.

Let Ralph do it first.

Would you just find
some place to sit down

and out of the road?

Better yet, find us a
hat for Ralph to wear.

- Hat huh?

- Mmm hmm.

- Does that mean I'm moving up

from coffee golfer to wardrobe?

- Hats happen to be very
important on a deal like this.

Right Ralph?

Well, it depends on how
long since it's been worn.

Electrical impulses don't
seem to last very long.

- Ah ha, hats.

Mr. Smith has
terrific taste in clothes.

- Ah ha, now we're cooking!

Come on Ralph, try this baby on.

- Gee Bill, that's looks
big enough to fit your head.

Love it, love it.

- Okay now, what do you got?

- Nick Plodcofprodnitsky?

- Wow, terrific,
what does it mean?

- Nothing, I was just joking.

No words, no
pictures, no nothing.

- I'm dying here and
you're making jokes!

Ralph get serious!

- Mr. Smith may not be much
in the wardrobe department

but he's got great taste
in dance company's.

Ralph, we should have got
the tickets when they were here.

The Bolshoi Ballet.

He's got three programs.

No no four.

- Bolshoi Ballet.

- That's right.

Same as that guy, Walters
that's in my list out in the car.

- Well when you get down to it

if a man's been in
this country as a spy

for six months a year,

Russian company comes
to town, he goes to see it,

he's homesick.

- That's right.

See, you see Ralph.

You thought it was pretty silly

wandering around checking
out bad guys addresses.

But the bureau
knows what it's doing.

Oh god I love this outfit.

Okay we've got him.

We've got him by
the garbanza beans.

Come on Ralph.

- What is that all about?

- I love it when
he gets excited.

- Okay, this is the guy.

Do your stuff kid.

- What if he's not home?

- Well don't say that,
he's gotta be home.

He's the only
thing we got Ralph.

- The Bolshoi collection?

If you ask me...

- Nobody did.

- It's pretty thin.

- Nope, nothing.

- What do you got?

What do you see?

There's gotta be something.

Try it again, we can't lose him.

He's our only contact.

- Bill I call 'em
like I see 'em.

This time I don't see anything.

- Do you want that
bum to get those plans

out of the country?!

- Of course not.

Hello, are you deaf?

- We nailed his two g*ons,

we found his house,

we found his partner, his radio,

he's compromised, totally
he's fallen through space.

He's gotta make a move now.

Now, today, tonight!

He's out of time, so are
we, try it again, try harder.

- Bill that's him!

- Shh!

- Bill I think that's him!

- Hey hey hey.

- Will you lay out of
this Miss Davidson

let Ralph think.

- Well Ralph can
think all he wants

but that's the
man in the picture!

Hmm?

She's right, that's him Bill.

- Yeah it is him.

Ralph what are you doing to me?

Why didn't you see him?

- You said 23G, I guess
I was concentrating

on the apartment
and not the guy.

- Objection your honor,

it's not 23G it's 24G.

Bill you gave him
the wrong apartment!

- 24G huh?

- Oh, well sorry Ralph.

- We could have missed him!

Look at that suitcase,
he's going bye-bye!

- This is where you
bail out counselor.

- Thanks, but I'm
staying with you.

- I said out Mrs. Davidson.

- When you call
me Miss Davidson,

Bill I could suddenly eat nails

and spit out their heads.

Now we can sit here and argue

but you're gonna lose your tail!

There he goes Bill he's
headed for the beach.

I know kid, I don't need a
play-by-play commentary.

Who knows what you need Bill.

- Good counselor.

I don't trust that road.

From here on it's on foot.

Please counselor,

stay in the car.

- What is he waiting for?

- What is this guy
doing way out here?

Look there's somebody
else down there.

Over on the left, you see it?

Two guys, it doesn't matter.

I can handle that.

- What's happened?

- I told you, I asked
you to wait in the car.

- Stay down alright?

- There are three of them.

- k*ll the light.

Three, it doesn't matter,
Ralph and I got it covered.

- Two more!

What are they
having down there?!

A beach boys convention?

How many make that, eight?

- 13.

- A baker's dozen.

Should I call the police?

- I think it's a little
late for that counselor.

Holy Caesar look at that.

Okay that's it, if you
got to stop 'em kid,

if they're willing
to risk one of their

own subs in our
territorial waters,

whatever those guys are
carrying is double double dynamite.

Sick 'em.

- Oh god.

- Hey, I'll be alright.

I hope.

- Be careful.

All right, everybody freeze!

FBI, you're in the
bag surrounded!

First guy who moves
a pinkie loses it!

Okay McCaffrey,
cordon off that road!

Halsey, bring in the vans!

Ferguson, show yourself,

get the guys down
here and drop the net!

- I think he's bluffing,
make a break for it.

- Tada!

Gentlemen, right
here against the bank.

- Come on everybody,
let's drink up.

Just pass that on
honey, pass that on.

- I was just gonna
make a like a toast ma.

- Well you can make
like a toast with this.

- Shouldn't we wait
for Mr. Maxwell?

- Yeah.

- I wonder what's been
holding him up anyway.

- Oh the
congratulations probably.

Imagine capturing all
those men single-handedly.

- Bill!

Hello!

- Oh boy, we were so afraid
you wasn't gonna make the party.

- No way I'd miss it Rose.

Impossible.

Boy you wouldn't
believe what's going on

down at the bureau.

There's gonna be
some toasted tootsies

in the crime lab tonight.

I can hear 'em crying
all the way to here.

That's sweet music.

- What was it they
were trying to steal Bill?

- Sorry counselor
that's classified.

Let's just say they've
pretty well covered

every weapons system we got.

- You mean more
than just the mirror?

- Hmm?

- The mirror from
the laser cannon

that Technitron's
been working on.

- Laser cannons, what
are you talking about ma?

- Yeah, Technitron
is building this mirror.

You see it's like a light,

it's like a what do you call it?

A generating thing.

You see 10 years from now

everybody's gonna
be going laser.

Strictly laser.

- You don't have a
security clearance.

You're a file clerk, how
do you know all that stuff?

- Well,

a girl likes to know
what's going on.

- Rose that's terrible!

With all this looking
over people's shoulders

you're a walking,
breathing, security risk.

- Bill, if she hadn't looked
over a few shoulders

now and then they
would have gotten away

with what they wanted.

- That's right, you should
be thanking my mom

instead of climbing
all over her case.

- You tell him Rhonda.

- Okay, here we
go, give me a hand.

Alright, there we are!

French fries will be up
in a couple of minutes.

Hey, you know Rose,

she's a big girl for 10.

- Glands.