03x03 - This Is the One the Suit Was Meant For

[bunniefuu]

♪ Look at what's
happened to me ♪

♪ I can't believe it myself ♪

♪ Suddenly I'm up
on top of the world ♪

♪ It should have
been somebody else ♪

♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪

♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪

♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪

♪ Who could it be ♪

♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪

♪ Just like the
light of a new day ♪

♪ It hit me from
out of the blue ♪

♪ Breaking me out
of the spell I was in ♪

♪ Making all of my
wishes come true ♪

♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪

♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪

♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪

♪ Who could it be ♪

♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪

♪ Who could it be ♪

♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪♪

NASA control to Zephyr One

ground crew. Do you read?

This is Zephyr ground.

Go ahead, Control.

We have T-minus four minutes

and 37 seconds and counting.

What's your status? We're
ready for a final check.

Stand by for relay.

Interior c*ck
temperature stabilizing

at 47 degrees Fahrenheit.

Computer terminal activated.

Atmosphere
sensitizer at maximum.

Automatic pilot set
at Zebra 52 frequency.

Taxi speed: 20 knots.

Launch speed: 150 knots.

Cruising speed:
Mach 6. Roger, control.

Check affirmative. Zephyr
One is prepared for takeoff.

We have T-minus

17 seconds to launch.

Stand by for takeoff
on runway four.

Countdown: 10, nine,

eight, seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one.

Ignition.

Climbing to 1,200 feet.
Thirty-five hundred feet.

Decreased altitude, 3,000 feet.

Check altitude program.

Confirmed. Three
thousand feet, dropping.

Alert all monitors...

Zephyr One losing altitude.

Cruising at Mach
6 on vector nine.

Uh, check stations.

Zephyr One still dropping.
Down to 2,300 feet.

Deviating from flight pattern.
Prepare for computer relay.

Zephyr One,
dropping below radar.

Switch all monitors
to "scan" frequency.

No sign of it.

Radar transmission negative.

Scan all monitors.

Zephyr One is off the
scope. It's dropping.

Comin' through here, kid!

Ralph! There are
hostages in the vault!

No! God!

This dame is strong!

Ralph, there's two
more in the elevator,

headed for the roof.

Ralph! Ralph!

Going...

Get back down here, kid!

- Bill, are you all right?
- Thanks, kid.

I'm-I'm late. I got to meet Pam.

I'll see you later.

Nice of you to drop in, Ralph.

Honey, I am so, so sorry.

It was a little bit more
involved than I anticipated.

There were five
bank robbers, not two.

There was a guy
running around in drag,

and Bill got in a fight.

There were hostages,
and we had to rescue 'em,

Things just got out of hand.

Oh, looks like things
just got started.

Uh, what's this? Let me guess...

From the guy in drag?

Oh. One of the hostages,
uh, a woman, she gave me

a kiss on the cheek.

She was so excited because
I let her out of the bank

vault. It was nothing.

Am I late? Late?

No, you're not late, Ralph.

You were late the
time I waited for you

in the rain for two hours...

while you and Bill were
busting some drug ring.

And you were late the time
you promised to take me

to dinner for my birthday.

But you showed up for dessert,
because you and Bill were...

nailing some international pimp.

That was late, Ralph.

This isn't late.
This is a clean miss.

Did everybody go home?

Hours ago. The party's over.

Well, honey, don't be so upset.

Upset? Why should I be upset?

Because you stood me
up in front of all my friends?

I'm sorry I was
late to your party.

Oh, Ralph, don't you
see? This has nothing to do

with the party.

You know what it is.

What, what, what, what, Pamela?
You're talking about the suit?

Yeah.

Ralph, the fact is, as
long as you have that suit,

you have no time for me.

That's not true, Pamela.

It's not true.
Now, listen to me.

This is only a couple
yards of material.

But this suit is not
gonna come between me

and somebody that I love.

Oh, Ralph, I want
to believe that.

It's just not the way it is.

All right. Uh, honey,
I tell you what.

Tomorrow's Friday. Why don't you

go in to work...

and tell your boss
that you need a break.

You need a week off. And
then you and I can go away

on a... on a little vacation.

I got a friend of mine, Frank,
has a cabin up in Big Sur.

We'll go up and spend
some time together alone.

I mean, no Bill, no scenarios,

no red suit.

I won't even wear underpants.

Okay? Come on.

What do you say? Come on.

Sounds good.
Yeah, but what's Bill

gonna say to all this?

Well, he's pretty reasonable.
I mean, he'll understand.

Well I don't understand.
No more scenarios, no more

Maxwell, no more suit.

Are you going off the deep
end on me again, Ralph?

Now, what is the
matter with you?

Well, Pam and I are going away
for a week, and we are not going

to be disturbed by anyone.

Not for any reason.
Our relationship

is on the line here.

Okay. I read you

loud and clear, kid, but
you can do it next week.

Come on. This one...

I'm telling you, this one
right here, this baby...

I know, I know, Bill.
That baby right there is it.

Yep. That's the big one,

the case to end all cases.

The one that'll put you
in charge of the bureau.

The case that the
suit was meant for.

How did you know? Come on, kid.

I'm telling you, this
one's gonna be neat,

and we're gonna have some fun.

Because what we're
gonna do... Forget it, Bill.

Just put it out of
your mind, all right?

Forget it. Pam and I are

going away for a week.

Hello? Yeah, hi, Frank.

Uh, we were just about
to head out for the cabin,

and I wanted to call...

and, uh, check and see
if the key was still in the

power box in the back of the...

What?

When?

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

No, I-I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, all right.

Uh, I'll talk to you soon, then.

Yeah. Bye.

What's the matter? It's gone.

What's gone?

The cabin. It, uh,

caught fire and burnt down
to the ground, to ashes.

Oh, boy. That's terrible, Ralph.

That's really tough
luck there. No kidding.

I'm really sorry to hear that.
Uh, but maybe it's a sign.

Yeah.

It means that my
future with Pamela

just went up in smoke.

Oh, come on, kid.

Counselor isn't like that.
She's gonna understand.

What's the counselor

gonna understand?

Oh, hi. Uh, hi, honey.

Uh, listen. We got

some bad news I got to tell you.

Uh, I called Frank to
check on the whereabouts

of the key...

and make sure it was
still in the power box

out in the back,

and he said that, uh...

He told me that the
cabin burned down.

Burned down? Yeah, see,

there was a...

There was a little squirrel
I guess they found out...

that brought in a piece of
burning timber from a campfire,

and it caught the drapes, and...

Well, I thought you were doing
pretty good there till you got

to the part about the squirrel.

Uh, Pamela, I'm
telling the truth.

I mean, if you don't believe me,

you can call Frank yourself.

I don't need to
call Frank to see

what's going on here.

Bill has a case.
Don't you, Bill?

Oh, now, let me guess.

This is it.

This is the one the
suit was meant for.

What do you guys,
rehearse this stuff?

Come on, now, honey.

Just because we can't go to
the mountains doesn't mean

we can't take a nice vacation.

We'll find a decent
place to stay.

Yeah?

Have you ever tried getting
into a place at the last minute...

A decent place...
Without a reservation?

Well, we'll try, and if we can't
find a decent place to stay,

we can stay right here,

as long as we're
together, and alone.

I give up. I give up.

Well, wait a minute.
Before everybody flies

off the handle, please,

can we just sit down like
nice, grown-up people and talk?

- Huh?
- Okay.

Talk. Well, I will.

Because, uh, I happen to
agree with both of you that

you do need a vacation.

There's no question about
it. You've been drawing

a lot of extra time...

I mean, what, between
me and the suit.

And even the bureau,
you know, gives everybody

two weeks off.

Uh, as a matter of fact, they
pitch right in there and help us

to find some real nice place...

and-and-and give
us a break with it, uh,

down in the tropics.

But I mean, you know me.
I'd rather spend my vacation

in the, uh...

The ballistics lab, uh,
anyhow, uh, sometimes.

- Bill, what are you getting at?
- Well, what I'm getting at is,

why don't I just...
give you my vacation?

Because, I mean,
if I'm probably not

gonna use it anyway,

why, it'll just be going
to waste, so, uh...

I believe I have
a... a brochure.

Yeah, here. I even got

a brochure here. Oh, boy.

Yeah. Look at this.

Oh, yeah. Forget about

cabins in the
mountains and that stuff.

Look at this. Oh, boy!

Wait'll you feast
your peepers on this.

Ralph, it's gorgeous.

Very, very nice.

Bill, we can't accept this.

Yes, we can.

Yeah, well, sure.
I mean, of course.

Now, that's the spirit. See?

Uh, all I have to do now is just

go over to the bureau...

and pick up your tickets
and your reservations

and stuff,

and you guys are
off... Off to paradise.

Well, Bill, this is
very nice of you.

It's, uh, highly
unusual, but very nice.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, I can
probably take care of this case

all by myself,

and, uh, the important
thing is that, uh,

you know, the two of you have

a wonderful time.

Peace. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

What time are we supposed
to pick up Stanislov?

His boat arrives
at 2:00 tomorrow...

if everything went as planned.

Well, the plane's
here. I'd say we're

right on schedule.

Don't get overconfident.

Till Stanislov gets here,

reprograms the plane and gets it

to Russia,

anything can happen.

There is a big difference
between writing a brief here

and writing one in my office.

It's so far away
from everything,

including Bill.

This really was a very
nice thing he did for us.

Yes, it was.

I wish he would have
explained about the roommate

situation, though.

Well, these singles resorts
always give you a roommate.

They think it makes it easier

for you to meet people.

Great. So I have to

put up with Alejandro
for the next week,

with his buttonless shirts
and his Italian shoes.

A swinging single?

You should see this guy's
collection of room keys.

Well, at least he's
not there very much.

- Yeah.
- You know, honey,

your back is red.

I think you should cover up.

I do not burn.

Yeah, right. Well, would you put

some of this on?

For me? For you,

Anything. Anything.

I'm gonna go phone this in.

Excuse me. Mr. Hinkley?

Yes.

You have a message.
Oh, thank you.

"There's a surprise waiting
for you in your room."

All right, Pamela.

Pamela.

Honey?

Oh, cupcake... I
knew you couldn't

live without the suit, kid.

No, no, no! Okay, kid.

Now, before you
start yapping at me,

you gotta let me
explain this here.

Bill, what are you doing
here? What are you doing here?

What's that suit doing here?

I didn't want to do
it this way, Ralph.

I swear to you.

But, uh, well, we're talking
about national security here.

I had no choice.

Oh, I see. Suddenly the light

dawns on me.

You just didn't happen to
have two tickets that were laying

around not being used.

This was all a plan to
get me down here, Bill,

wasn't it?

Now, come on. Admit it.

Ralph,

you're making me
sound like a real creep.

No, I'm not, Bill.
That sort of thing

comes naturally to you.

Okay.

All right. Originally

the-the two tickets
were for you and for me.

I tried to tell you that,
but you wouldn't listen

to me, see?

And then the counselor
was throwing the towel in,

and I thought, well,

what's a better way
than to try to, you know,

get the two kids together,
and they would have a

little couple of days,

and, uh, still get the job done.

What's wrong with that?
Nothing's wrong with it, Bill,

but nothing's gonna happen.

You know why? Because I'm not

putting the suit on,

and you are leaving
here immediately.

Right now. Go, go.

All you have to do is
just holograph off of this.

See? Just holograph
off of this, and that's it.

It's over. You're finished.

That's the end of
the caper for you,

and, uh...

And that's all you
have to do, see?

You and the counselor
can go off and snorkel

your little brains out.

What is this? That's Zephyr One.

It's a top-secret,
pilotless aircraft.

One of a kind.

It's a prototype, sent
up on a test mission,

and it's gone.

We lost it. I... We...
Nobody knows.

But, uh, it only had enough
fuel for a hundred miles

in any radius.

So it's gotta be
down here someplace,

no matter how you figure it.

So I figured you'd
just, uh, zoom in on it,

you know,

and I'll go fish it
out of the ocean

or wherever it crashed.

I thought you were
on bank robbers

this week, Bill.

What, isn't this
a little bit out

of your jurisdiction?

I got a friend that's

in international affairs,

and sometimes he asks
me for... so I have to help

him out, you know?

So, uh... Come on, Ralph!

What are we arguing about?

We gotta find this
thing before the guys

with the vodka breath...

get a drift that it's gone,
and they come after it too.

Come on. Where's the old spirit?

Come on. Just put the suit on

for a couple of minutes.
Holograph in, and it's over.

You go swimming.

All right, Bill. All right.

All right. Fine.

I will do it. I will do it.

But if Pamela finds
out about this, it's over.

I'm telling you.
It's absolutely over.

Now, if you can live with
that on your conscience,

then fine, Bill.

Well, sure. I mean, come on.

Who's gonna tell her?

You know I'm not gonna tell her.

Ow! What happened, kid?

What's the matter?

Oh! The suit is
tearing up my back.

Oh, boy. Look at you, Ralph.

I'm afraid you're
really burned here.

I don't burn.

Right.

Okay, now, uh...

What do you get?

She's sitting
under a tent, Bill.

What? Barren country.

A couple of shacks,
camouflage cover over it.

Somebody reprogramed
her computer.

She's been kidnapped!

Okay, what else do you
get? Where is this, uh...

Where-Where is it?

Um...

Ralph?

I'll be right with you.

Ralph, are you in here?

I'm in here, honey!

Ralph, is anything
wrong? Oh, hi.

No, no, no. I just,

uh, got a little bit
too much sun is all.

Crept up on me,
which is unusual, 'cause

I usually don't burn.

So I-I-I came in. Oh.

I wanted to let you know
that I got cornered into a game

of tennis with Phil and Bunny.

Couldn't really get out of it
'cause they reserved a court.

Is that okay?

- No!
- Uh...

Did you say no? Uh, no.

Uh, I-I don't mind. Oh, great.

Then I'll meet you
down at the tennis courts

in about 15 minutes?

Sure. Sure. Okay.

You all right? Yeah, yeah.

Ralph, you cannot
possibly think about

going to play tennis...

when a top-secret
government project

has just been sabotaged.

You can't do it! Bill,
now, I-I-I promised

Pam a week together.

- Alone. You're gonna have to

go find the plane yourself.
- Come on, kid.

This is the kind of thing
that the suit was meant for.

Attorney, huh?

Well, I've just about
had my fill of attorneys

since my divorce.

What a battle, let me
tell you. Yes, they can be

unpleasant at times.

Honey, mine wasn't
unpleasant. It was World w*r III,

let me tell you.

And then Marilyn...
That's my ex-wife...

She ended up with everything
except my toothbrush.

Turn your head, lamb chop.
Oh, she's a heartless, conniving

witch, let me tell you.

I think you already have.

Hi, g*ng.

Oh, here he is. Sorry I'm late.

A little, uh, chilly,
are you, Ralph?

Oh, I got too much sun, so
I thought I would cover up.

Would you like some zinc
on your nose, sweetie-pie?

Well, what do you say
we get this m*ssacre

underway?

I ought to warn you
sports first that, uh,

I could have gone pro.

Oh! What the hell's the matter

with you Bunny?

You're supposed to
punch on the volley.

- Punch!
- Punch!

- Punch.

Welcome, Colonel Stanislov.

How was your trip?

Terrible. I hate boats.

I prefer planes.

Well, your plane is
waiting for you now,

ready for your expertise.

My expertise?

I hear the United
States is preparing

a covert search mission.

We must not waste
time. There's nothing

to worry about.

Everything is going
exactly as planned.

I gotta get a new racket.

I seem to have broken
a string on this one.

Psst! Ralph! Over here!

Okay, now, listen up.

There's only three places
on the island that look

like they've got barracks.

Wiki Wiki Falls,
something called, uh,

Treasure Hunt Park,

and Pirates' Hideaway.

I'm betting my coconuts on
that one, 'cause it's the only one

close to anything like a runway.

Wiki Wiki Falls? Pirates'

Hideaway? Bill,
that's a tourist map!

Well, yeah. So what?

Come on. It's gonna

get us there. Let's go.

Well, I can't, we're at
ad-in and I'm up serving.

Look, kid. It ain't Wimbledon.

Go on. Get out there and

give 'em the old super-serve.

Right down the throat.
You got the suit under there.

I got it. Hey, Ralph!

You gonna pay or
play or what, huh?

- Yeah. Uh, I'll meet you

around back in five minutes.
- Sic 'em!

Honey, I'm gonna
finish these guys off.

Why don't you go
way up to the net there.

I'm gonna serve to his backhand.
Move right up against the net...

and turn around.

No, turn around some
more. Some more.

Okay.

Game, set, match.

That was, uh, quite a
serve you got there, Ralph.

Where did it come
from all of a sudden?

Well, I don't know. I
guess that little break

did me a lot of good.

Honey, I want to run
out and get some lotion

for my sunburn.

I'll be back in a few
minutes, all right?

Sure.

Take your time. I'm
gonna go get a nap.

Okay. Here.

Thanks for the game.

Oh, I loved that guy's
face when you put

the hole in his racket.

That was the smoked-turkey look.

Where are we going?

Pirates' Cove first.

I got us some wheels,
and I don't want

to hear a lot of crabbing,

because it's the
best I could find.

That sounds great. What
did you get, a wheelbarrow?

Well, not exactly.

You could call it sort of

an off-road R.V.

A what?

Bill, where did
you get this thing?

Well, Carlisle's been
nagging me about expenses.

It's cheaper than a car.

No, I meant the shirt.
Alejandro, your roommate.

My room... Ralph,
I took a shower.

I can't be wandering
around the islands

wearing a suit.

Needed something inconspicuous.
I don't know how well I'm doing

with these Ali Baba shirts here.

Alejandro. Huh?

The sleeves. What?

Forget it.

♪ There's more than
one way to get to the scene

of a crime ♪

♪ Got to pick up the
pace We'd better not waste

any time ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ There's danger around
us and trouble ahead ♪

♪ And this is the
best you can do ♪

♪ Just me and you on
a bicycle built for two ♪

Bill, we were by
here 10 minutes ago.

You got us going
around in circles.

Well, it's gotta be
here someplace.

Uh, give me the map again.

It's here in your pocket.

Huh? Oh.

We're okay now.
This road leads us

right to 'em.

♪ There's danger around
us and trouble ahead ♪

♪ Just me and you on a
bicycle built for two ♪♪

Okay. There's some shacks,

a camouflage net,
and there's baby.

Now all you got to do is
take out Buster Brown and

his pal down there, and, uh...

And you're home with
the counselor in time

for shuffleboard. Nothing to it.

Looks like I'm gonna
get into a little game

of shuffleboard right now.

Ralph!

Bill, where are you?
Yeah, Ralph. Over here.

Bill, I took care of the guards.
What do you want me to do?

Get to the nearest phone and
call Ron Jarrett at the bureau.

Tell him I got the plane.

All right. Do you want me to,

uh, get the local
authorities involved in this?

I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about it.

Just get in touch with Jarrett
and nobody else, and it's back

to the counselor for you.

I told you you'd be
done for shuffleboard.

Yeah.

Excuse me. Mr. Hinkley.

Yes.

You have a message.

Pamela?

Oh, Ralph, I couldn't help it.

I mean, I've never done
anything like this before.

I've never just thrown
myself at a man.

But today, Ralph,
out on the courts,

I could feel that there was
a chemistry between us,

a certain kind of heat.

It was just me sweating.

Oh, no. It was us, Ralph.

Our energies were communicating

cosmically, Ralph.

And you know how
I knew? Don't pull

at my sleeves, all right?

You know how I knew we
were communicating, Ralph?

How'd you know?

I knew it when you kept
hitting the ba*ls over to me,

and you didn't even have to.

That's because I
have a weak backhand.

Now, Bunny, listen
to me for a minute.

I have a girlfriend... No,
more than a girlfriend,

a fiancee, and you have Phil.

Oh, who cares about
Phil? All he talks about

is his ex-wife.

Ralph, do you understand
what I'm saying?

Red underwear and a cape?

I love it.

Bunny! Bunny!

I don't believe it.

Oh! Masher!

Oh! How disgusting!

Pamela, she was in the
room when I got here.

I had nothing to do with this.

I don't know what I'm
more upset about...

- the fact that you
were mauling her neck...

- She was mauling my neck.

- or that you're
wearing that suit.

- Oh.

Okay, where is he?

Who?

Oh, come on, Ralph.
Where goeth the suit,

so goeth Bill Maxwell.

Oh. He's at the plane.

What plane? Uh, Zephyr One.

It's a secret government
plane that turned up missing

in this area.

And Bill asked me
as a favor if I would try

and help him locate the plane,

and I and did, and it's
all taken care of, and so

there's no reason to be mad.

You know, Ralph, I
wanted to believe...

that we could have
one week to ourselves.

I wanted to believe that you
could take a vacation from that

stupid suit for one lousy week.

But you can't.

So why don't you just
admit that to yourself

and stop lying to me about it?

I'm not lying to you
about anything, Pamela.

I didn't know about
anything until this morning

when Bill got here.

He's the one who got
me into this whole thing.

I'm innocent.

Oh, I see.

And I suppose Bill
held a g*n to your head

to force you into the suit...

the same way Bunny
held a g*n to your head

to force you out of it?

Oh...

Give me a break. Of course not.

So then why do you keep
blaming other people...

for the fact that you
sold out on a promise

you made to me?

I didn't sell out on a
promise I made to you.

I did what I had to do.

- And I don't recall
having neglected you.

- That's not the point, Ralph.

The point is, this
was supposed to be

a vacation from work.

Well, let me remind you,
Pamela, that you brought

work from your office.

I have a little work
that I have to do.

We're adults.

Work follows us
sometimes. I think there's

a substantial difference...

between jotting a few
notes down on a legal pad...

and searching for
a missing aircraft.

Ralph!

Ralph, come in!
- Go ahead.

Your master calls.

Ralph!

Ralph! Ralph, come
in! I'm in trouble here.

I'm out of a*mo.
There's more guys.

I thought we had 'em all.

- Ralph. Ralph, come in.
- Yeah, Bill. Go ahead.

Let go of me, ya bum!

Bill? Bill? Come in, Bill.

Get this fed out of here.

He's probably called for help.

What's the matter? Oh, boy.

They got him.

They got him. Who did?

The same guys
that stole the Zephyr.

Not that you should
be concerned.

Bill, come in please.
Come in. Bill?

Ralph, it sounds
like he had to leave

without the communicator.

Oh!

Okay, Ralph. What
are you looking for?

I'm looking for the shirt that
Bill left here this morning.

I need something
to holograph off of.

Okay. What does it look like?

Uh, well, it's blue
with long sleeves.

All right.

I don't see a shirt,
but there are all these

buttons on the floor.

Buttons? Yeah, six
matching buttons.

That's Alejandro's. He cut

the buttons off of Bill's
shirt, and now he's wearing it.

We've got to find him.

Ralph, I just want
you to know...

that, uh, it's over between us.

I mean, I'm gonna
help you look for Bill,

but then it's over.

I just... I can't do it.

It's your choice.
If you can't take it,

you can't take it.

Okay. Uh, wipe the
lipstick off your mouth.

Thank you.

I think you're making

a mistake, comrade.

We should k*ll him and
not have to worry about him.

Are you crazy? Do you
know who this man is?

This is Agent William
Maxwell of the Federal Bureau

of Investigation.

This man is the United States's

top field agent.

The Kremlin has a
file an inch thick on him

and his impeccable record.

And today we have seen
some of his skill at work.

Tell me, Mr. Maxwell,

how were you able to
single-handedly dispose of

a dozen men with r*fles?

Stick it in your ear, commie.

He had help, comrade.

Some of the soldiers
said they saw another man

in red with a cape.

No doubt. Now bring him below.

You know, Mr. Maxwell,

I think you and I
have a lot in common.

Not really. I hate your guts

and vice versa,

but after that, it's a wash.

True, we are enemies in
history, but in our hearts,

we are soldiers.

Loyal, dutiful soldiers.

And what do we
have to show for it?

Well, after 20 years,
I get a pension.

The way this one's
going, you're gonna get

a free vacation to Siberia.

With your record, you should be

running the country.

But instead, your government
sticks you at the desk

in the Federal Building.

But the soldier in your blood
keeps you in the b*ttlefield.

Yeah, okay. So?

We are dinosaurs,
Mr. Maxwell. A dying breed.

We are top soldiers
in our countries.

But we are being pushed
around. Doesn't that bother you?

- You bother me, pal.
- That is the attitude

I am talking about...

Forceful, strong, fearless.

A soldier.

Your country has designed
an incredible aircraft.

Well, everybody back at the
home office is gonna be real pleased

that it meets your approval.

But you see, a plane
like that is what makes

soldiers like us obsolete.

Well, why don't
you just give it back,

and we'll call it square.

But I have decided...

to use this
remarkable aircraft...

to prove that a true
soldier cannot die.

And at exactly 4:45,

Zephyr One and Air Force
One will meet in the sky...

500 miles off the
European coast.

What?

Yes. And in one swift stroke,

we will be rid of the men...

who are trying to sign away...

the life of soldiers.

♪♪

Excuse me. Alejandro?

Yes.

Hi, I'm Pam Davidson,
Ralph Hinkley's friend?

Oh, yes. Pamela.

Oh, it's so wonderful
to finally meet you.

This is Ralph's fiancee. You
know my roommate, Ralph?

You know him, Cindy, don't you?

It's Sandy.

Oh, Pam, it's so wonderful

to see you.

You know, you're exactly
like Ralph described you...

Just beautiful.

- Thank you.
- And, uh, you're a...

Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Uh, an attorney, right?

Right. Wow, that's...

That's really something.

I mean, you must
have read a lot of books

to be one of those.

Yes, a few.

Well, you see, the reason I
know all this is because Ralph just

talks about you all the time.

Yeah. He's quite
a talker, Ralph.

Quite a talker.

Quite a talk...
That's a great line.

That's a funny line, Pam.
Alejandro, uh, could...

Listen, Pamela. I was wondering

if maybe the three of
us could get together,

get away from
all this party stuff.

You see, I've made a lot of
friends since I've been here,

like... like you and Ralph,

but let's face it,
there are a lot of real

superficial people here.

You know what I
mean? I mean, just

everywhere you go, it...

Hey, look who's here!
Hey, Ralph, buddy.

How you been?

Hey, look who I've got, huh?

Listen. I need your shirt.

Well, sure, sure, Ralph
boy. I mean, I got a whole

closet full. Take any you want.

I need this shirt. What?

Come on. I want

this shirt right now.
What's the matter with you?

I need this shirt
right now. Come on!

Let me have it. Okay!

All right!

Here. Here.

Boy, just when you think you
found a nice, normal couple.

Superficial. They're
all superficial.

It's not yours.
It's Bill Maxwell's.

And let me tell you one
more thing, Ralph, buddy.

You just find yourself a new
roommate and your own clothes,

because I've had it!

Getting anything?

Left over from Alejandro.
Must be his cologne.

Come on.

What? It-It's Bill.

He's all right. He's alive.

Where is he?

He's in a boat.

Listen, honey. I'm
gonna go get him.

You get the police, and
you get 'em down to Pirates'

Hideaway as fast as you can.

You know, the
compound. All right.

Okay.

Comrade, don't you think
you should reconsider?

This is treason.

I am the one who
has been betrayed.

I am the one who has
had my integrity as a soldier

compromised.

But they will have
you k*lled. I can't let you

do this, comrade.

And there is nothing
you can do about it now.

Bill?

Bill?

Ralph, down here.

Whew! Bill! What are
you doing in there?

Get me out of here.

I'm telling you,
Ralph, this maniac...

is gonna crash the Zephyr One

into the president's plane.

Where is he? He's down there.

Stanislov, hold it right there.

It's too late, Maxwell.
She's already airborne.

Call it back. Impossible.

I'll get it. Careful, kid.

She does Mach 6!

I think we're too late.

I think there's
something on the scope.

And whatever it is, it's
moving a lot faster than we are.

We're on a collision course.

So, he's a little bit
late. I mean, come on.

He had to chase that
plane for a long, long way.

He'll be here. Will
you please sit down?

You're giving me the willies.

He's never been this much later.

Bill, even you said Ralph has
never been up against anything

like this plane before.

Anything could have happened.

Well, nothing happened
to Air Force One,

we know that, so at least
he stopped the Zephyr.

- That was over two hours ago.
- Well, maybe he ran into, uh,

you know, that
clear-air turbulence

on the way back.

- Yeah, if he's on his way back.
- Davidson, will you shape up?

What is the matter with you?

Bill, I told him I
couldn't take it anymore.

As if Ralph asked
to have that suit.

He was only trying to
do the best he could.

And I couldn't handle it.

I choked in the line of duty.

And Ralph never did.

Whoa-h*! I'd know

that crash anywhere!

Ralph, what are you
doing hanging around here?

Whoa! Look out!

Look out!

She was traveling at Mach
6. Mach 6! Do you know

how fast Mach 6 is, Bill?

No, I don't. Tell me.

I-I mean, my face
was back like this,

and I couldn't even breathe
and my eyes were watering.

It was incredible!
You look okay now.

You got all your pieces back.

Everything's fine.
I had to put her

in the ocean.

There wasn't any other place
to dump her, and she was gonna

hit Air Force One,

so I put her right
in the ocean, Bill.

Come on!

They can always
build another airplane.

The important
thing is, you're okay.

That's it, really,
and, uh, after all,

you did save the
premier and the president.

And so the world,
once again, owes, uh,

the three of us...

peace and
tranquillity, Ralph, uh...

Pamela, Bill's right.
You know, we're a...

We're a team.

You and Bill are a team,
Ralph. You don't need me.

What makes you say that?

I let you down, Ralph.

I didn't know whether
you were dead or alive.

And the only thing I
could think about was

the last thing I said to you.

And I said to you...

I said, "It's your choice."

A few minutes ago, I
was chasing that m*ssile.

And I didn't know...

what was going to happen
in the next few moments.

And I was thinking...

about a very beautiful
woman who I love very much,

and how lucky I have been...

to have had such
a wonderful person

to share...

To put up with...

So many difficult experiences.

And I made a choice.

Pamela, I love you very much.

And... I would like
us to be a real team.

- Ralph, are you
asking me to marry you?

- Yes, I am.

Yeah.

Hey, Bill!

Well, go on. Say it. One
of you say somethin'!

Pam and I are gonna be married.

Wow!

Come on! Let's go break out

the champagne!