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01x04 - The Sound of Silence

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x04 - The Sound of Silence

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and cindy lee

she became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

weak

champion of truth and justice

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[Applause]

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are we ready to start the experiment i

will be as soon as i finish this

demonstration watch closely

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you can see for yourselves how the

leaves fly away from each other

now watch where i take the rod away

and you'll see

they stay apart

and that's the principle of the uh force

field that you're going to demonstrate

force field that's science fiction

andrea that's what they said to

alexander graham bell when he told him

about the telephone

miss thomas

i'm sorry i'll come back later it's all

right bill please stay and come in and

watch i think this might interest you

excuse me rick

everyone ready yeah you're ready

it's on right

nothing's happening

when does it start to work there's a

baseball behind you on the camera

okay

throw it at me

oh no uh my insurance doesn't cover

beaming teachers who think they're

invulnerable try your fastball cindy not

me i don't have enough friends as it is

your turn

come on bro

go ahead it's all in the interest of

science

i think uh wait a minute i'm gonna get a

picture of this

throw it as hard as you can

that is a force field

it must work like an electroscope

like paul's repel right

and now switch it off

not bad remarkable except this little

gadget emits a force field that repels

all other objects that was an excellent

observation you made bill this will

prove very valuable to the police once

it's perfected well it could be pretty

valuable to the other side too

yes it

could

time to go to work sunday rick may i see

you in my office before you go to class

sir i have a new program i'd like to

discuss with you see you later andrea

that was good thinking bill you're

really up on your physics sure

i'm a genius

for all the good it did me

the science contest that's right i lost

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i'm sorry it's not fair after all the

work i put into that paper i know it was

a brilliant piece of work i knew what i

was gonna do with that money

i was gonna buy a car i told everybody

now i look like a dummy no you don't

there will be other chances and you'll

get your car well you bet i will

and this time i'll make sure of it

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hey

hi bill where you been i've been waiting

for you for an hour hey get out of my

face you're not my mother i don't have

to tell you where i've been i'm sorry bj

i'm a little uptight oh i never would

have noticed hey look you used to work

at jack evans didn't you hey

use two is right man but i've been

straight for two years and i'm gonna

stay clean all i want to know is where i

can find it hey forget it billy boy that

dude's bad news

that dude's gonna buy me a car the only

kind of car he'll buy you have bars on

the window look bj i can take care of

myself

now you're gonna tell me where i can

find him or not

good morning rick not necessarily this

is the best part of his day from here on

it's all downhill look at these

i developed them this morning and

they're all ruined

you don't suppose there's something

wrong with photographer do you like a

hand over the lens maybe it was the

camera not me

i hope we didn't hurt his feelings

can't win them all

let's go to class

let's have the petri dishes set up

before class

it's gone what the circle guard it's

gone it can't be what champions somebody

stole a circle guard

we're the only ones that even knew who

was here

no there was one other person who knew

bill that's right he was here bill

wouldn't do anything like that remember

what he said about the circle guard

being valuable to the other side too

well let's not jump to conclusions

you're right doctor

oh no what's the matter it's the

electroscope the leaves have collapsed

only radioactivity could have done that

radioactivity from where the circle

guard is powered by a uranium pellet

there must be a leak when it's turned on

that's it that's what ruined my pictures

then we were all exposed to it including

bill

it wasn't on long enough to do us any

harm well we don't know if bill took it

but whoever did whoever did if he uses

it is gonna light up like a christmas

tree we can't take any chances

cindy you knew bill fairly well who were

his friends where would he go well he

used to date sherry carter and i think

his best friend is bj tanker all right

let's not waste any time cindy you try

to find sherry maybe she knows where

bill is

you check out bill's house right and

andrea you see if bj knows anything i'll

notify the police and tell him what's

happened

i hope we're wrong about bill but if

we're not he may be in very great danger

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it really is a force field

yep it's a trick right boss i could

break it down if we wanted to huh of

course jocko why don't you try

you know he's really got something there

boss

that's right jocko he does

and jocko

yeah boss

i've told you many times the name is mr

evans not boss

oh sherba

i mean mr evans that's better

all right son you can turn that thing

off now

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bj where are you

here here i am

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oh hi miss thomas hello bj i'm looking

for bill do you know where i can find

him

bill

gosh how would i know miss tom vijay

this is important

what did he do bill could be badly hurt

unless i find him

i knew he'd get in trouble fooling

around devin evans

not jack evans

the main man himself

bill asked me where he could find him

i told him okay now you can tell me

yes ma'am

very interesting gadget you have here i

must say oh thanks

i'm very happy that you brought it to my

attention bill thanks mr evans

well i gotta get back so if you'll just

give me my

just a minute kid if i'm going to lay

out that kind of cash i think at least i

deserve a demonstration

i just gave you one

i mean a practical demonstration you

heard the boss kid

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almighty !sis

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[Applause]

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blow on high lift me now so i can fly

some of the boys are going to make a

cash removal from the bank tonight after

it closes

i think it would be a good idea if you

took your gadget and made sure that no

one bothers them wait a minute mr evans

i don't want to get involved in anything

like that you should have thought of

that before bill

but you don't need me

well i i can show jocko how to operate

it

jaco has trouble tying his shoelaces

ah boss

that was the front gate

we expecting anyone i don't think so

boss let's have a look

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it's my teacher miss thomas she must

have found out i took the circle guy

jacko go in the back door and let her in

and keep her in don't let her out of

your sight right boss

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hello

hello i'm looking for bill cady well

come to the right place come on in

make yourself at home

where is he

what are you doing

don't get excited lady

just sit down

be quiet

okay

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what's your name

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they call me jocko

you can't keep me here forever mr jocko

not mr just choco and if the boss says

to keep you here that's what i do

here's a funny book

read

all right we'll be waiting

see you later tony

bye all right the boys will pick you up

when it gets dark and you'll be in and

out of the bank by midnight

anything no sir there was nobody home

how about you cindy no luck sherry

hasn't seen bill for two weeks well

maybe andrea's having better luck than

we had

dr barnes dr barnes this is b.j b.j mr

thomas has been looking for you i know

didn't she get back yet back from where

i know i shouldn't have told her told

her what

where jack evans lives

she went to see jack evans

yeah him and his pet gorilla jackal

where does evans live

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ah

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uh

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that you tony

tony

wise guy

all right i'm coming i'm coming

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hey where are you

cars

you'll have a car for every day in the

week working for me boss hey boss yeah

she's gone she got away oh she'll go to

the police i'll relax it's a long walk

to the nearest telephone just the same

i think we should be moving along

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oh mighty !sis

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[Applause]

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oh zebra winds which blow on high lift

me now so i can fly

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[Applause]

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what did i tell you we're home free

they'll never find us now pull over

jocko

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[Applause]

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let's find a safe place to stay until

tony picks us up tonight look mr evans

what if we just gave the circle guard

back are you kidding

yeah you kidding i said that jocko

i'm getting sick and tired of your

griping now if you don't like it you can

just leave hey boss look at that it's

!sis

what do we do now

i'll tell you what we're gonna do go get

your gadget go on get it

hurry up

now turn it on

we'll soon find out if we're in trouble

or not

uh-oh

i turned it on

i better back off before they get too

much radioactivity

she's leaving bo she's going away i see

that jocko i didn't think anything could

stop !sis well whatever that thing does

she doesn't like it come on let's get

going

come on bill

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

strike lightning and let thy aim be true

[Music]

it must have been !sis

what are we going to do now we make a

run for it on foot it's no use mr evans

i don't want to hear any more talk out

of you now get your gadget let's go

come on

[Music]

come on bill okay hey look

let's get out of here come on

mr evans

wait up

my ankle

i can't get up well that's the brakes

kid

come on let's get the gadget we'll get

out of

here trees of the forest

i need thy aid surround these men

so they behave

in the front on the right

twice again in the back on the right one

more time

the front again to the left now complete

she's got us trapped

billy

billy pick up the circle guard

go ahead pick it up

billy go ahead

[Music]

now

turn it on before she gets here hurry up

turn it on

[Music]

it's a big decision isn't it bill

maybe you ought to think about it for a

minute before you make it

because once you do there's no turning

back

turn it on billy before she can touch us

it's your decision don't listen to her

billy turn it on

[Music]

why didn't you turn it on

bill well i've just had a pretty good

look at my life and what it would be

like if i did

i don't like what i saw

i'll take my punishment

and when it's over well

i'll get my car even if it's the hard

way

at least i won't have to keep looking

over my shoulder to see who's chasing me

i think you've just passed the hardest

test you'll ever take

tell me something

this thing really stop you

turn it on and you'll see

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i should have known

is that you tony is that you tony

is that you tommy

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[Laughter]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

you