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01x09 - The Show Off

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

01x09 - The Show Off

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatch upset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis and so unknown to

even her closest friends rick mason and

cindy lee

she became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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okay guys let's set it up right here

there that does it let's hold it up and

see how it looks

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just looking up there makes me dizzy hey

stephanie

give me the corner of that poster what

for i'm gonna put it up but mr young can

he do it and he should be here soon well

who wants to wait hey this orders were

not to go up that ladder what does he

think we're too scared to do it

ourselves i'll show him who's scared

steve please don't

he's got mushrooms and uh pepperoni

meatball strawberry jam onions

strawberry jam

well yeah but you have to see it to

believe it

how's eight o'clock this i have to

believe eight o'clock okay

pizza and strawberry

jam come on down steve

yeah

you don't have to show off for us

hey hey don't worry

it's a cinch

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hold it steve i'll go get another ladder

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i'm slipping

come on hurry get some help

hurry

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mighty eyes

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come on quick get get some help huh

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!sis

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what's going on

it's steve the ladder fell while he was

all the way up if it wasn't for !sis

uh-huh

there's no telling what would have

happened okay i'll go upstairs okay you

didn't have to pull me up i could have

done it myself there's no shame in

needing help yeah you think i'm a puny

weakling just because i'm small well

listen i don't need your help everyone

needs help sometimes that's easy for you

to say you can do anything steve you're

smart enough to know that's not the

point if !sis wasn't trying to put you

down she just wanted to make sure you

didn't get hurt

taking dangerous chances doesn't prove

your man oh yeah but there was nobody

what's about it

what steve has to do is remember to use

the muscles he has the ones between his

ears

come on we better get back to our

classrooms thank you very much !sis

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i really don't understand about steve

he should have known better

well let's hope he learned a lesson and

doesn't try anything like that again

excuse me okay

i should have known

you know i think you're missing

something about ted no about steve oh

haven't you noticed something curious

about his behavior only that he walks

around as if he's the most important boy

in school that's just it he's obviously

showing off

show off

show up

show off sure to get attention the

trouble is that steve showing off could

cause more problems

you mean the science club expedition

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maybe so but i still think that between

us we can handle steve and his need to

show off

well i hope so everybody's looking

forward to this trip i don't want

anything to spoil it have you seen my

new hat

oh rick

by any chance are you planning to do

some fishing on this expedition i sure

am well then i think you should leave

that thing at home where you'll frighten

the fish away

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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george you want to pull that for me

can i help you miss thomas let's see uh

we'll need some more kindling for the

fire why don't you and cindy get it oh

sure

hey cindy

what's up we have to get some firewood

for miss thomas

okay but don't go too far i don't want

anyone to get lost oh no sweat i've got

my compass but watch your step there are

traps set traps right padded ones the

rangers trap animals and tag them for

research then let them go they don't

hurt and they're marked with signs but

keep your eyes open oh don't worry miss

thomas i'll look after cindy

thanks but i can take care of myself

come on

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hey cindy

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[Applause]

cindy quit goofing off

hey i'll bet he has a nest of nuts

you know i've never seen a squirrel's

nest before i'm gonna go take a look

hey steve you can't go up there

who says i can't

remember what happened last time you

climbed up

oh

oh no

are you all right cindy i'm fine

oh look at that the warning sign must

have fallen down

all right let me take a look at that

why don't you just call the ranger so he

can tag me and then let me go

let me try to get it open okay

come on steve we'll be here all day if

you don't go back for help look let me

just try and get it open i think i can

pry it loose

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never mind here they come

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i wonder what happened to you old bundle

but walked herself right into one of

those traps you warned us about let me

see it's okay miss thomas i think i've

got it

well you sure put your foot in it this

time didn't you the sign fell

a likely story

release trap press down firmly on arm

and hole

there we go that was easy looks like i'm

not the only dummy it's only an accident

it's fine

hey steve

oh nothing i ever do is right i mean i

may be little but i could have gotten

down from that ladder yesterday and i

could have gotten cindy out

steve where are you going oh just leave

me alone

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i wonder what's bugging steve do you

want to make him go out in the woods

like that

i was afraid he'd ruined the trip

don't worry you'll still get a chance to

scare off those fish i'll go after steve

why don't you go back to the campfire

and start that barbecue okay come on

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hi miss thomas

hi steve

hey look at that

now those are bubo virginians

owls baby owls

you know a lot about birds kind of

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what's the latin name for that crew

it's corvus korax only that's not a crow

that's a raven oh yeah he's a cousin to

tut very good

you see ravens are a little bigger and

have a lot more ruffled feathers than

crows

well i'm quite impressed steve no i just

fooled around

bird watching silly

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steve

don't put yourself down bird watching

ornithology as you'd call it is a fine

science

you know a lot about birds and people

who are good at what they do aren't

silly

miss thomas

you really don't think that bird

watching is foolish steve the only

people who are really foolish are the

people who pretend to be something

they're not i guess you mean me huh one

of the biggest lessons you can learn is

the importance of being just you

in fact there was a very famous and

brilliant philosopher socrates

who once said that the most important

thing in life is to know thyself yeah

well

i don't know i mean i mean what are the

girls gonna think about a guy whose only

muscles are between his ears like what

mr mason said

anyway after today i'm not gonna have

any friends especially if i have to be

myself

you'd be surprised

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let's go back to camp

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well what's the verdict

it's a little well done to me

i mean how was the walk why don't you

ask steve

i i guess i owe everybody an apology huh

listen it's easy to come unlike tarzan

compared to the guts it takes to admit

you're wrong

fortunately there is more than one type

of hero i'm proud of you

good it's settled tell everybody that

the hike we planned is on right mr mason

okay good

i don't know how you did it my dear but

i take my hat off to you let's just hope

it lasts

it has to i don't want anything to upset

my plan plans

yeah there are a couple of fish out

there with reservations in my name for

tonight's fish fry

that's so yeah

according to this trail guy the fishing

hole is just at the base of those

mountains in craggy glen

you sure you don't want to come thanks

but some of the gangs do want to see the

ranger station okay just so everybody

knows where everyone else is in case

something goes wrong right let's say we

meet back in the campsite at three

o'clock three it is with enough fish for

a feast

everyone who wants to go fishing come

with me

by the way

i'll do the cooking tonight that's a

deal okay come on to the ranger station

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[Applause]

hello hi

you folks the camping group from the

high school yes we are well i don't want

to worry you folks but there's a an

escaped gorilla in this area

did you say a gorilla his name's roofu

i'm his keeper he was being shipped to

the henry zoo when his cage broke and he

got free is he dangerous well not

normally no but right now he's probably

hungry and pretty frightened he was last

seen around craggy glenn well that's

where the rest of our camping group is

going we'll head over there as fast as

we can meanwhile you better get back to

your campsite rufu won't come near where

people are about i'm the only one he

trusts

craigie glenn

come on let's get back to camp

come on slow folks

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man it sure is rugged around here

yeah awesome

is that why they call it craggy glenn

that's

right all right you could stay here and

i'll try to catch up with mr mason all

right okay

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mr mason

can we hold it a minute i'm pooped okay

everybody take five

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[Applause]

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oh never winds which blow on high with

me now so i can fly

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it's a landslide quick everyone in that

too

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oh no

[Applause]

i think we're

trapped listen carefully and don't panic

all right everything will be okay we'll

just have to wait here until someone

comes to help us

okay no no moves just cool take it easy

whatever it is is just as scared as we

are

i hope

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rick

rick mason

we're in the cave we're trapped in here

with some kind of wild animal

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hang on

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okay

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[Laughter]

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!sis the cape's collapsing

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oh great horses from time long past help

me hold this mountain fast

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it's holding !sis it's holing

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[Applause]

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jungle animal awesome sight

help my friends with all thy might

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oh

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everybody out

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huh

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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!sis

please

back off

it could be dangerous

dangerous

i'd say i have a friend for life

i'll be

i never thought oh roof would trust

anyone but me

i have a way with animals

you sure have

okay come on come on that's a good help

come on come on

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come on here we go

hey did you see the way rufu pushed that

boulder boy you talk about strong you

mean you're not gonna try and show us

that you're stronger than he is i might

have yesterday

but not anymore

hey look at that

you know that's a burrowing owl it's one

of the few birds that actually makes its

nest on the ground

why steve you're an ornithologist yeah

i'm an ornithologist

hey hey look at that one over there

come here

[Applause]

thank you !sis we couldn't have done it

without you it's a good thing you

dropped your hat that's how i found you

oh did you like it

well uh be careful it might frighten the

fish away

honey

it's just what andrea said

hey she couldn't be

no

could

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[Applause]

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you