02x03 - The Class Clown

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oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hatshepsut

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis

and so unknown to even her closest

friends rick mason and rennie carroll

she became a dual person andrea thomas

teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

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well as big as this is i think you'll

find we try to take a personal interest

in each of our students

what happened at my old school dr barnes

i sure appreciate you not holding it

against me

as far as we're concerned you're

starting with a clean slate but what you

do with it from now on is up to you oh

excuse me just a moment rudy i want to

have a word with one of our teachers

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as i was saying rudy

life is really a matter of taking

advantage of every opportunity

oh i'll go along with that dr barnes

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it's called a desalination youth what it

does is get rid of salt after the next

experiment we'll show you how it works

andrea glass hope we're not interrupting

come in dr barnes andrea this is rudy

horton he's just transferred to our

school rudy miss thomas welcome rudy

happy to have you thank you now rudy if

you'll just take a seat

i have an announcement

the contest

the all-state results have just been

announced the awards will be presented

tomorrow and the winning school will

send a delegation to farmout

it promises to be quite an occasion for

the winner and who is the winner dr

barnes oh my goodness didn't i say

the winner

and the boy that has brought honor to

himself and to our school stanley crane

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stanley we're all very proud of you

and

thanked all the rest of you that entered

the contest

well now on with your work

and thank you all thank you doctor

well now we have just a few minutes left

why don't we have the contest winner

come up and tell us about his

prize-winning entry

stanley

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well

my entry was on the way men can survive

at sea many sailors owe their lives to

this device

the life raft

by pulling this release the raft is

inflated and is big enough to hold four

men careful stanley this room is a

little smaller than the pacific ocean

oh

i wasn't gonna open it in here

now then what happens is that when this

is pulled a cartridge of co2

all right that's all thank you class see

you all tomorrow rudy i'll walk out

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i certainly enjoyed your class miss

thomas thank you rudy of course it isn't

always that entertaining now then about

that gum

you know that practical jokes can lead

to people getting hurt there's only a

little joke

but it did get a big laugh

making people laugh doesn't mean you're

making friends

people like somebody they can respect

you mean like stanley

no

i mean like rudy

andrea

rudy mr mason rudy horton new student

rudy good to meet you nice to meet you

mr mason look dr barnes thought it would

be a good idea if you get your class

together and we'd take them to the

awards oh wonderful good now i'm gonna

go and get a bus but what i need from

you is a list of your students i'll go

back to my classes oh i'll be glad to

run back miss thomas thank you rudy

seems like a nice boy he is too bad he

doesn't know it

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so

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c

a2

co2 ah

i don't get it you're a straight a

student right

right well i've asked you four questions

and you haven't answered any of them oh

i knew the answers

then why didn't you tell me

i thought that guys like to feel smarter

than girls

i know karate

oh my gosh i promised miss thomas i'd

feed tuck

see you later

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foreign

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okay that soup's on

ah

what will it be

one number four coming right up hmm

sounds good afterwards let's stop for

chow mein my tree oh it's a deal here

you honest thomas

sorry it took so long thank you rudy

welcome to thomas

bye

bye mr mason see you rudy

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oh

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almighty !sis

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please

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stay where you are

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granny are you all right i think so but

thank heavens you're here

these fumes

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oh powers over smoke and fume direct thy

winds and clear this room

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oh time turn back and thus restore these

broken beakers on the floor

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rick

take care of that

all right renny what happened here i

don't know

i was feeding tut and and then the live

strap started to open and it knocked

those things over in the completely i

sure never heard of one of those opening

by itself

neither of irick

neither have i

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missed thomas

mr mason

you sent for me

something wrong i hope not

did you hear about the excitement we had

the whole school's talking about it

you were up there rudy just before it

happened

oh sure

stanley's raft blows up and right away

it's my fault

it's a good thing i wasn't around when

the titanic sank

nobody's accusing you

but if there's something you'd like to

say

it was only a joke

it was no joke rudy it could have been a

tragedy

we'll have to talk to dr barnes about it

when he gets back

and i don't think you should be allowed

to go on the field trip with this

i don't think anybody will miss me

i'll miss you

debbie

family ready

take this

sure

offset rick except for one thing

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now if you two ladies will get on board

i'll give you the scenic route

rick rennie and i are going in my car

hey i'm an expert driver nothing

personal i have some work to do we'll

follow in about a half hour

come on

women

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randy if you'll help me with these

papers we'll be out of here in no time

sure

hello tut

miss thomas you know um

rumor has it that rudy was involved with

what happened true

i suggest that we forget about rumor and

get back to work

i get the messes

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is

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okay everybody out let's make this a

quick lunch

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oh

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ow that's enough for work let's have

some fun oh wait

why don't we take my car i'll drive and

you enjoy the scenery thank you it's a

deal ground a wire to manually

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um

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here we go

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all right

everybody out of the bus on the double

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everybody stay away from the bus hear me

stay back stay away i'm gonna call the

fire department

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hey what's happening beats me the engine

just went crazy better not get too close

well why don't you fix it

i don't know what's wrong

oh i thought you were the class genius

hey i wouldn't go near there if i was

you

but you're not me

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mr rick mason yes i'm at kimmel's cafe i

have a school bus it's on fire

that'll do it

start it up

not me we better wait for mr mason

okay

i'll do it myself

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well there's more than one way to start

this thing

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i'll get mr mason

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ready get out of here hurry up

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so

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i'm going down there

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almighty !sis

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you all right

just uh twisted my leg a

little how do we get out of here

i don't know i i think it's i think it's

that way but i'm not sure with all this

smoke

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it's !sis

that way you two

a wind put right this way where joke and

foreman stairs is acrid smoke

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so

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rick rudy are you all right yes thanks

to !sis

she was just here

spices

andrea did you see it she formed a

stairway of smoke

stairway of smoke she did

i mean it's right down here look

well

it was there

be careful andrea

!sis isn't here now

yes rick but fortunately you are

i just left dr barnes he's with rudy and

his parents now how's rudy a very

changed boy his father wanted to pay for

the damage but rudy said it was his

responsibility sounds as if he finally

got the message by the way are we still

going to the game tonight you bet i have

the tickets right here

wait a minute

remember

you gave them to me

what do we have here andrea don't open

that

my goodness why not

you wouldn't believe it

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