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02x05 - Year of the Dragon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secrets of !sis". Aired: September 6, 1975 – October 23, 1976.*
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!sis is the alter ego of Andrea Thomas, a seemingly normal schoolteacher, who transforms into the Egyptian goddess when presented with crises a mere mortal cannot resolve.

02x05 - Year of the Dragon

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[Applause]

oh my queen said the royal sorcerer to

hachipset

with this amulet you and your

descendants are endowed by the goddess

!sis with the powers of the animals and

the elements you will soar as the falcon

soars run with the speed of gazelles

and command the elements of sky and

earth

three thousand years later a young

science teacher dug up this lost

treasure and found she was heir to

the secrets of !sis and so unknown to

even her closest friends rick mason and

rennie carroll she became a dual person

andrea thomas teacher

almighty !sis and

!sis

dedicated foe of evil defender of the

wake

champion of truth and justice

[Applause]

so

[Music]

what's going on

i really want to be around when you try

to fly that kite i can fly it what i

want to do is see you eating with those

i think it's like this you put one stick

there and then you put the other one

there's nothing to it oh

when did you become the chopstick expert

among other things it takes a little

practice you start with soup and work

your way up to jelly look there's julie

julie

julie chen

hi hello julie

hi miss thomas mr mason hi what brings

you here

doing some shopping and sort of

celebrating the chinese new year yeah

the year of the rabbit oh it's the year

of the dragon

isn't it how should i know

well because because i'm chinese

i don't know so all right i didn't mean

any offense julie

are you coming home oh i don't live here

my father's story is

over there oh that's right you told me

that your father owned he's still in the

import business but you told me that

you've i've always been intrigued by

oriental art no

whenever you start browsing it takes too

long and it's getting late all right

some other time i'd love to see it

sure see you tomorrow julie it's a big

day the awards how can i forget okay

later bye-bye

julie

what's going on your father isn't an

importer please winnie don't tell anyone

why not if you're my friend you'll keep

quiet about it see you in school

[Music]

hi dad

[Music]

what's the matter you know i worry when

you are late

couldn't help it i had to work on my

chemistry project the award

how is it going it's finished and i

think i have a pretty good chance to win

even if you do not win

somehow we will find a way for you to go

on studying

you know what

i love you

come on i'll help you set up the tables

[Music]

for tomorrow using equations explain why

the litmus paper turned blue you may

work in groups of two if you wish

here's the word

i just picked it up in dr barnes office

the results are in this envelope

now the winners are

dave parker and julie tim

[Applause]

you both deserve it you know this is too

important to drop here let's keep the

certificates and present them at

assembly it's a wonderful idea and i

think that your parents should be

invited

okay class that's all thank you that's

great my dad's been looking for an

excuse to look over the lab

congratulations thank you

what about your father julie uh i don't

think he can make it well that's too bad

he travels a lot you know

i don't see much of him myself go check

with him i'm sure he'd want to be here

wait i'll walk you out i'll meet you

outside

that kite's a beauty mr mason i bought

it in chinatown

all right how soon will be ready to fly

patience

i could use a little assistance oh okay

yeah i think this part goes here no wait

no no no no no it goes over here oh okay

here try no okay okay you guys let the

experts do it

here julie because the chinese invented

kites it automatically makes me an

expert oh no uh i only met we were the

experts

you know the winners

[Music]

julie

hey what's wrong with you oh i get so

tired of it why do people assume i know

everything from charlie chan movies to

chop suey they don't it's just your

imagination

hey forget it

let's get something to eat

i'll drop my books off at home i'll meet

you meet me i'll walk you home come on

well

no dave

you mean no it's no problem come on look

thanks anyway

it just wouldn't work out

i really gotta go

julie

and julie

[Applause]

so

[Music]

[Music]

then she just disappeared

i hope she didn't go in there

all right you take a look over there

i'll check around here okay

[Music]

oh mighty !sis

[Music]

[Music]

ah

wheels and gears now heed my plea

stop your motion

set julie free

[Music]

oh gentle wind use your charm and hold

this girl to keep from harm

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

are you all right just a little scared

thanks !sis what are you doing here i

know i shouldn't have come here but

someone was chasing me well that was me

i was trying to return these

you dropped them

i

didn't know

are you sure you're okay

i'm fine

really

hey

miss thomas is out there looking for you

she'll give you a ride home i don't want

a ride home

why don't you leave me alone

[Music]

hi dad

julie

we're out of tea at home got a little

extra right there

which one

if only you had gone to chinese school i

know

i could tell tea from ginger root but

then i wouldn't have as much time to do

the things i'm really interested in

like chemistry

you did not tell me you win

i i i was getting around to it

you are not pleased i am

about the award

the ceremony doesn't mean anything

julie

julie

what about the invitation forget about

it it's going to be a dull boring waste

of time

and i don't want to put you through that

hassle

i wouldn't go myself if i didn't have to

hello julie

oh

hi your friend oh yes this is my father

renny

hello remy so glad to meet you mr chen

oh i see you got the invitation i hope

you come

i am very proud of julie

and i am honored good i'll tell miss

thomas thank you

and excuse me

[Music]

i know i should explain

right

you lied to miss thomas and mr mason now

when your father comes to school you'll

have he's not coming to school but he

just said my father's different he has

old customs old ways

you know how people are they won't

understand i think they will i can't

take that chance i love my father i

don't want to put him in any situation

where

he'll be laughed at julie you're wrong

my father is not coming to school

i'll say that the awards were cancelled

so don't say anything

please

[Music]

you forgot your teeth

uh

i didn't know

it is i who did not know my daughter you

don't understand perhaps it is you who

do not understand

but i am proud of you

[Music]

julie

don't you think this has gone far enough

it's my problem

look you're getting in deeper and deeper

i know you won't like this but i phoned

your father you what

i thought you were my friend i am julie

and it's the duty of a friend to do

what's right

so i asked your father to come to the

awards you had no right

what did he say

he said he'd love to come

but not until you ask him

please julie ask him

i wish i could

but i can't

he'd be out of place his language the

way he dresses

i can't really not to think you're

selling your father's short

and your friends too the way a person

speaks or the way he dresses those

aren't the important things

the way a person is that's all that's

important

i can't help it

it's the way i feel

just leave me alone rennie

i have to think things over

i wish i'd never won that dumb award

julie

[Music]

hello kim lab miss thomas

oh miss thomas i am sorry to bother you

it is julie

i have not heard from her since this

morning

she promised she would come home early

to help me

she hasn't been in school this afternoon

excuse me mr chen

rennie do you know where julie is

may i speak with mr chen

mr chen

this is rennie

i told julie that you and i had talked

and she was very upset

said she wanted to go and think things

over

thank you rennie but do not blame

yourself

you are a good friend to julie but where

could she be

i see

well i hope she comes home soon

goodbye mr chen

[Music]

um

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

and so julie said she wanted to go and

think things over

mr chen said that when she was a little

girl she used to go to hidden meadows

whenever she had a problem he was going

there to look for her

renee you go on home

i'm sure all this will work out

i sure hope so

see ya

[Music]

by the !sis

[Music]

julie

julie

are you here daddy

help me

daddy

[Applause]

[Music]

daddy

help me

stay calm julie help me

[Music]

[Music]

oh

listen carefully

i am going to slide past you

when i stop

i want you to put your feet on my

shoulders

oh daddy you fall jury do as i say

[Music]

be careful daddy

[Music]

uh

[Music]

i can't do it daddy

[Music]

[Applause]

get help

hurry

[Music]

!sis thank heavens my father he's in the

well please hurry please

[Music]

oh broken ladder with rungs too few

restore thyself as good as new

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

daddy daddy

how could i ever thank you !sis i thank

you too !sis

a very amazing rescue i'm glad i could

be of help i must go now !sis

before you go may i introduce you to my

father

mr chen mr chin my pleasure

how nice it is to hear a daughter speak

with such pride of her father

let's go home father

[Music]

julie that was a lovely speech you made

at the awards

i was very proud i was the one who was

proud

[Music]

that looks delicious it's called mogu

gaipin it's made of mushrooms bamboo

shoots snow peas and chicken

it is a traditional chinese dish you

know we chinese are not only proud of

our kites and firecrackers but also of

our good cooking

here here this is delicious best thing i

ever tasted

[Music]

mr mason

perhaps you prefer a fork uh no not at

all

ancient chinese prophet

yukon

china

made a move on sick which means men who

try to save face too long wind up with

empty stomachs

[Music]

do

[Music]

you