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01x09 - The Ghost Pilot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron". Aired: September 11, 1993 – January 6, 1995.*
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Series takes place in the fictional metropolis of Megakat City, which is populated by anthropomorphic felines, known as "kats".

01x09 - The Ghost Pilot

Post by bunniefuu »

Come on now, a little muck
never slowed you down before...

Got a hold of something big...

Kats alive, that's an old Megawar II fighter plane!

Not just any plane, sonny, it belonged
to the greatest pilot who ever lived.

Wow! A real w*r hero!

He was no hero, sonny.

He was the most evil kat who ever
took to the air: The Red Lynx.

Yes, according to Megawar II
veteran Abner Doolittle,

this is believed to be the plane
flown by the infamous Red Lynx.

It was Abner's crane that dragged
the plane from its watery resting place

where it has remained since being shot down
in one of the greatest air battles of the w*r.

Yep, saw it with my own two eyes.

Oh, that Scaredy Kat really cracks me up!

You think you can stop laughing
long enough to spot me?

Sure, the show's over anyway.

Yep, the Blue Manx, and his archenemy,
the Red Lynx were going at it tooth and nail,

'til there was only one left in the air.

Hey, they're talking about the Rex Lynx.

Yep, the Red Lynx was the
greatest pilot in Megawar II.

You ain't kidding old-timer,
even if he was on the wrong side.

Chance!

And so, this aviation antique will be moved to Megakat
City Museum of History for further study and display.

That's the Red Lynx's plane!
We can go see it, buddy!

What's the matter, too proud to ask for help?

A few more seconds and I might've
been as extinct as the Red Lynx.

I can't believe that I am going to get
a chance to see the Red Lynx's plane.

So, come share with us the
greatest dogfights of Megawar II!

Aw, please, Chance, not this one again.
You've seen this tape at least 100 times.

There's the Blue Manx,

And there's his archenemy, the Red Lynx.

This stunt fooled them every time.

Chance, aren't you forgetting that the
Red Lynx was the most evil pilot in history?

Yeah, he was a bad guy,
but he was also the baddest pilot around.

Well, next to the Blue Manx of course.

You know, Dr. Sinian, for a 50 year
old airplane she's in pretty good shape.

Yes, the cold waters of
Megakat Bay must've preserved it.

It will make a fine addition to the museum.

Goodnight Charlie.

Goodnight Dr. Sinian.

What the...?!

Holy Kats!

Time to settle an old score.

Manx! My mortal enemy!

And, if re-elected, I, Mayor Manx promise to
dedicate myself to serving Megakat City.

I wish he'd dedicate himself
to writing his own speeches.

You see, there's a long tradition of
courage and bravery in the Manx family,

which is why I am proud to christen this new jet,
the Blue Manx, in honor of my great grandfather...?!

End of the line, Manx!

And now, for the coup de gras!

Looks like he's gone.

That's not Manx,
and it's Manx that I want!

That looked like the Red Lynx's plane,
but can't be!

Well, whoever he is, he's in big trouble.

I better call the SWAT Kats.

It's Callie!

Yes Ms. Briggs?

The Red Lynx's plane just attacked the Mayor's office,
and shredded three Enforcer choppers.

But the Red Lynx is dead.

Maybe so, but he's using live ammunition.

We're on our way.

Ah, that Callie, simply amazing.

She's finished my dedication speech already.

I hope she remembered to put in that
business about courage and bravery.

Not to mention, honesty...

Hello?

Mayor Manx, the Red Lynx's
plane shot up your office!

You'll have to speak up Callie,
I can't hear you-

What do you want with me?
Don't you know who I am?

I know just who you are, and I've
waited a long time for this, Manx!

This guy obviously doesn't
want to see Manx re-elected.

Let's give this Red Lynx imitator the big veto, buddy.

Roger. We're loaded,

locked.
Deploy!

Did you see those moves?

That guy really is the Red Lynx!
I shoulda seen it coming!

I've studied every one of the Red Lynx's moves.

Well did you study his disappearing act?
Because I've lost him on radar.

It's not over yet, Manx!

If only great granddad hadn't shot down the Red Lynx.

Now that evil ghost is after me!

The Blue Manx was a hero, Mayor.

Yes, well I'm not! I'm a politician!

Callie, cancel today's dedication to the Blue Manx Jet.

There's not need to worry, Mayor.

My Enforcers can protect you
from some old Megawar II pilot.

Yes, of course...but will you SWAT Kats be there?

Very well then, I shall go.

Guess you do have some of the courage
and bravery of the Blue Manx, Mayor.

Yes, well, it's all in the genes,
and I owe it all to great granddad.

And besides, it's probably bad idea to cancel
a public apperance this close to election day.

How the Red Lynx came back to
life is a mystery to me, Callie.

It's positively supernatural.

Maybe his hatred for the Blue Manx
never died, even though his body did.

Great, how do we k*ll a ghost?

I don't have an answer for that one yet.

I'll keep checking and let you know
as soon as I find something.

I just hope it's not too late for Mayor Manx.

My great grandfather was one of
the greatest pilots of Megawar II,

but I wish he could have flown this brand new
Enforcer jet that does everything but vote.

Where are those SWAT Kats?

Who needs them, Deputy Mayor?

My Enforcers can handle anything, and that
new jet is going to make the SWAT Kats obsolete.

There's a long tradition of courage and
bravery in the Manx family, which is why-

Choppers!
Intercept!

Sorry! Mayors and children first!

This Manx isn't even a worthy opponent!

T-Bone and the Red Lynx, face to face, and he blinked!

Just gotta love this guy's moves, Razor.

This dead guy is some flyer.

I've been telling you that for years, buddy.

Got him!

Looks like you missed, sure-shot.

Uh, not completely.

That does it, this guy's dead meat!

Tell me something we don't already know.

Time to clip his wings, Razor.

Roger. Launching Turbo-blades.

Fools! You can't stop me!

The old ghost was good,
but old T-Bone was better.

Hey, you also had a little high-tech
edge with the old Turbokat.

Razor, it's the pilot, not the plane.

If I agree with you will you promise
not to watch that old tape again?

Well, it's all over folks.

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The SWAT Kats have taken care of things.

Now where was I?
Ah, yes.

There's a long tradition of bravery
and courage in the Manx family,

which is why I'm proud to christen this new jet,
the Blue Manx in honor of my great grandfather.

Manx...

A pity you didn't have a chance to show
up those SWAT Kats today but you will.

Guard it well.

Yes sir!

What is it?

Hey!

Get away from there!

And now Manx, you will join me in the grave!

What?! How could you let a
multi-billion dollar jet get hijacked?

I want it found now!

Have I mentioned I'm running for re-election?

Good to see you, cute baby.
Can I buy you lunch?

Here, take a button!
No need to thank me.

Thanks for fixing the window.

Now I have a perfect view of
Mayor Manx working the voters.

Mayor's office, Deputy Mayor Briggs speaking.

Callie listen. I think I found out
how to destroy the ghost pilot.

Thanks anyway, Abby. But the SWAT Kats
have already taken care of him.

Now all I have to worry about is the Mayor's next speech-

On second thought, how do you k*ll a ghost?

The Red Lynx!
In the Blue Manx!

I was almost sorry to see the Red Lynx go down.

SWAT Kats! The Red Lynx is back
and he's flying the Blue Manx Jet!

We're on our way!

I'm going to go get the Mayor!

According to Dr. Sinian, the only way to stop the Red Lynx
is for a relative of the Blue Manx to sh**t him down.

Mayor Manx?

Locking on target now.

This is almost too easy!

You'll have to do better this time!

Razor, can you get a lock on this guy?

Hold it, locked, launched!

Warning. Enemy missiles locked.
Institute anti-lock missiles.

Mayor Manx?

Mayor Manx! Wait

That ghost means to k*ll me, Callie!

Yes, and you're the only one who can stop him.

Me? Then we're doomed!
Doomed I tell you!

Manx is mine!

Over my dead body!

Mine's already dead!

Where'd he go?

Better let me drive Mayor.

I know just where to find you
something to fight back with.

So long, Red Lynx!

What's Callie doing?

She and Manx are sitting ducks down there!

Crud!

Maybe Manx is the only one who
can bring down the Red Lynx.

It's up to you now, Mayor

It's just you and me, Manx!

I can't!
I'm too scared!

Manx blew it!

Now how can he sh**t down the Red Lynx?

With our help!

Ready to try again, Mayor?

You were no match for the Red Lynx!

Now Mayor! Launch blowtorch missiles!

Nice try Manx!

You must be getting old, Lynx!

Falling for your own trick!

Take your best shot, Mayor!
Or you'll never get re-elected!

As Razor would say, bingo!

Is he gone?

He's history.

Nice shootin' Mayor.

Oh, it's all in the genes my boy.

After all, I am the great grandson of the Blue Manx,

and I hope to have your
vote on election day.

You are registered, aren't you?