02x08 - Caverns of Horror

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I'm tellin' ya, Mr. Conklin,
we're not goin' back down there.

I pay you to mine agracite, Taylor!

Now get down there and dig, or
pack up your stuff and get outta here!

And that goes for the rest of you, too!

-This place is cursed!
-We're not goin' back down there!

No way I'm goin' back!

The Enforcers?

-Who called them?!
-I did!

Tiger Conklin, president of
Megakat Metallurgical Company.

Lieutenant Felina Feral.

I've been informed about
problems in the mine, Mr. Conklin.

Aw, nothin' serious, Lieutenant.
Nothin' the company can't handle.

Five miners have vanished
down there in the last month.

You don't call that serious?

That's why the Enforcers are here!

We're prepared for anything
we might find down there.

And if they find anything,
Kat's Eye News will be there to cover it!

Are you reading me, Jonny?

Loud and clear.

What about the picture?

Crystal. Ann, what if you get
caught sneakin' around down there?

Hey, you can't break a story
without breaking a few rules. Gotta go.

Glad you Enforcers could come
out here to reassure my men,

and get 'em back to work.

Every hour they're not digging agracite
costs my company millions!

And you'll see...

the tunnels, they're perfectly safe.

They've been checked and double checked.

My company runs a clean operation!

-How did the miners disappear?
-One by one.

Each working alone, separated
from the rest of the crew.

When we got back to the lift,
we discovered they were gone...

without a trace.

Show me.

Stick together, everybody.

-Ready with the live feed, Jonny?
-You're on the air, Annie.

This is Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News,

coming to you live from the agracite
mines of Megakat Metallurgical Company,

where five miners have
mysteriously disappeared.

In these tunnels ninety-five percent of
the world's supply of agracite is mined.

Agracite, the precious mineral that's used
to make super-strong metallic megalloys.

My momma musta put agracite in
my cereal when I was a kitten, Jake.

That's why I'm so strong.

Yeah, well, I'll see your three,
and raise you two!

Okay buddy, I'll see your two...

and raise you three.

Hey, easy pal. Don't throw your
tail out of alignment.

Guess your momma shoulda
given you a little more agracite.

Better luck next time, buddy.

Yes!

As I speak, Lieutenant Felina Feral and her Enforcer
crew are searching these tunnels for clues.

Clues to the mystery of
the missing miners.

Who screamed? Are all the
miners accounted for?

One's missing!

Crud!

Let's hit it!

-Just what I needed. The media.
-Annie? Is that you?

-Lieutenant Felina Feral, Enforcers.
-It's Lieutenant Feral.

Lieutenant Feral!
Somethin' grabbed Annie!

sh**t! She can't hear me!

The Enforcers will handle this.

Start drilling, there!

Nothin'. Just solid rock.

She couldn't just
vanish into thin air!

The others did!
This mine is cursed!

What the...?!

Wait! Hold your fire!

We don't want to cause a...
Cave-in!

-Run!
-Watch out!

It's comin' down!

Get back to the lift
before we get buried!

Hurry!

The main shaft's collapsing!
I dunno if the lift'll hold!

The SWAT Kats!

That shaft is totally collapsed!
This is gonna cost me millions!

Lieutenant! Where's Ann?
She's not still down there?

Everything caved in before
I could find her.

I need that mine reopened! Now!

It'll take weeks for a team to
dig that shaft out!

Maybe we can help!

Yeah, be right down!

We'll be able to tunnel in a little
faster with the Turbo-Mole!

-Looks like the g*ng's all here.
-Let's go buddy, time's a'wastin'!

What are you doing here, uncle?

I caught your little unscheduled
TV appearance, Felina.

Did you have to let a member of the press
disappear in front of two million viewers?

Don't worry, uncle. I'll get her out!

Felina! No!

Didn't I just hear
your uncle tell you "no?"

I don't take "no" for an answer!

Then you'd better buckle up,
Lieutenant. We're goin' down!

Good luck.

I've been waitin' to test
this baby for ages!

How's it handle?

Well you need to work on
the shock-absorbers, buddy!

You mean you've never tried
this thing before?!

Well, not on a real mission.

But this is what it was designed for!

Yeah, it was either the Turbo-Mole
or wait around for two weeks!

Hold it! This is where
Ann Gora disappeared!

Roger. Shutting down mega-drill.

Razor! It's not responding!
I can't stop!

Crud! All that jolting must've
loosened the wires!

And that jolt must've
loosened my kidneys.

Good thing you remembered to put
seat belts in this gopher-go cart.

Wow. Guess we've landed
in agracite central.

We're eight miles below the surface.
Deeper than any kat's gone before!

I'm afraid not. Look.

Helmets?

From the missing miners.

Whatever dragged them down here
probably did the same to Ann Gora.

Let's check it out.

This doesn't look good, buddy.

Claw marks.

-Lieutenant!
-Lieutenant!

Deploy Turboblades!

Crud!

These things must be armor-plated!

Yeah, must be all the agracite
their mommas put in their cereal!

Jump!

Don't look now, buddy, but there's
a big bug brigade behind us.

Yeah, and I got a crazy idea
that just might get 'em off our backs!

-Why are we slowing down?!
-I told ya! It's a crazy idea!

Rock and roll!

Nice work, pal. Those mega-scorpions
are nursing a mega-headache.

Now we know what grabbed
the miners and Ann Gora.

But she'd need more than nine lives
to stand a chance against those things.

Still alive. That's a good sign.

But that isn't.

Jonny! Come in!
Can you hear me?

If I don't get my tail out of
here before that thing gets back...

I'm going to be breakfast!

T-Bone, kat-scanner's
pickin' up something!

That way! It's gotta be Ann!

How do you know it's not
one of those bugs? Or a rat?

Bugs are coldblooded. The kat-scanner
only picks up warmblooded creatures,

and a rat would be too small
to show up as a blip.

Nice goin', pal. The scanner led us
right into a quicksand pit!

Engage mega-thrusters!

Got any other ideas?

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Activating Mega-Winch m*ssile!

I think I know what turns some tiny rock
scorpions into into giant mutated monsters!

This stuff isn't quicksand!
It's a lake of toxic waste!

Don't tell me Megakat Metallurgical's been
doing some ill*gal underground dumping.

Yeah. Conklin runs
a clean operation, alright.

When I get back up top,
I'm gonna bust his tail!

Signal's gettin' stronger, T-Bone.

Yeah, I can hardly wait to see
what's at the end of this tunnel.

Crud!

T-Bone, this bridge will never
hold the Turbo-Mole!

Better stay here, Lieutenant.

I don't take "no" for an answer,
remember?

Now that you mention it, yeah.

Activate jetpacks!

-Not bad, buddy.
-Yeah, practice makes perfect.

Now which way?

The mini-scanner says down there.

Just around that corner.

Right. Ready to grab her
and get our tails outta here?

Let's do it!

What the-?!

Nice goin', Razor!

We almost get ourselves shredded
to rescue a bunch of sleepin' bats?!

Well, the kat-scanner
didn't make a mistake.

They were a big warmblooded object.
Unfortunately, they weren't Ann Gora.

But that is!

I can find this one
on my own, buddy!

Gotcha!

T-Bone, get these two
back to the Turbo-Mole!

I'll cover your tail!

We'll cover your tails!

-Lieutenant!
-Lieutenant!

And I'm not taking
"no" for an answer!

You are one stubborn she-kat!

This Bow-zooka smoke arrow
should give us some cover.

Crud!

Run!

Eagle lightening grenade!

Hang on!
We're gonna fly across!

Look out!

Here, catch!

Razor! That long-necked creep's got us!

Deploying mega-winch!

The mega-laser's not stoppin' that thing!

This is our last chance!

Nice work, pal.
Think you can find a way outta here?

The onboard computer tracking system
should be able to get us topside.

If it's still operational.

Bingo!

Just don't lead us to
a buncha bats, buddy.

They've been gone too long.

Can't your crew dig any faster?

Felina!

Annie! It's a miracle!

No, it's the SWAT Kats.
Give me a hand out of here.

Now get your camera!
Have I got a story for you!

Any other survivors?

I'm afraid not. And you can blame
your boss, Tiger Conklin!

I believe he's been illegally
dumping toxic waste underground.

Nonsense! All our waste is taken
outta the city for proper disposal!

What about these?

Oh, that's just oil
for our drills.

Really? Then explain this!

Well, I, I...

You're under arrest, Conklin!

I thought we toasted
that termite!

Look out!

Time to give this toxic shocker
a taste of the Turbokat!

If he doesn't get a taste of us first!

Razor, he's gonna tear us apart!

Go to Speed of Heat!
Now!

I kinda figured that toxic crud was flammable.

Guess it was kind of expl*sive, too.

Roger that, buddy.

Yes, today the SWAT Kats, with the
help of Lieutenant Felina Feral,

made the most dramatic
rescue of their careers,

and saved the career of
one very grateful reporter.

Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News