02x11 - The Dark Side of the SWAT Kats

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Well, Razor, you said you needed a
lousy night to test your new radar.

Looks like you got it!

No problem, T-Bone!

This Dimensional Radar scanner should
let us see other aircraft and buildings

with incredible 3D detail.

Bingo!

I gotta hand it to you buddy,
this makes night flying a snap!

Hey! Check out that Enforcer Chopper!

Well, well, look who's flying.
Mr. Personality himself!

Commander Feral.

Hey Commander! What are you
doing out in a storm?

Looking for a donut shop?

What the...?

Did you forget to shave
this morning, Commander?

I don't know how you can see me,
but get off my frequency you clowns!

This band is for Enforcer business only!

You hotshot jerks!
One of these days I'm going to...

What a grouch.

Why don't you get yourself a nice prune donut.

Yeah, that outta relax ya!

Let's head home, buddy!

This is quite a storm, Razor.
I can barely see out the c*ck!

Hang loose. Radar's already
locked in our hangar.

Aw crud!

That was one mega lightning bolt!
Everything okay back there?

Still checking...
Dimensional Radar's down.

That was too close, buddy.

What was that?!

It's Feral! He's gone crazy!

I guess he didn't like our donut joke.

Felina! Move in!

Felina?

I got 'em, uncle!

What's with the lieutenant?

This outta get her off our tail.

sh**t! Ugh... they got away, uncle.

Don't worry, Felina.
Those renegades can't evade us forever.

Eventually we'll nail their tails.

Roger that. Heading back to headquarters.

What's that all about?

I don't know, buddy.

Feral and his niece have totally lost it.
You'd think we were criminals or somethin'.

Razor, somebody's trashed our place!

I'll check the upper security seals.

I've never seen a Glovatrix like this before.

The alarm didn't go off and
the security seals are intact!

Oh yeah? Then what the heck are those
things and how did they get in here?

You got me, buddy.

What are these?

Huh? A Creepling!

Crud! Our place is crawling with Creeplings!

Enough!

Dark Kat!

Why are you attacking my Creeplings?
We're all on the same side, remember?

What are you talkin' about, Dark Crud?
And how did you get in here?

Same way I always do,
the key you gave me.

This is gettin' really weird.

Yeah, let's just play along.

Why are you two acting all strangely?
Did you get the Mega-Detonator or not?

Uh... we ran into a little trouble with Feral.

Feral! He has been a thorn in all our sides!

But, I promise you...
Get me that Mega-detonator

and my b*mb will disintegrate
Enforcer Headquarters once and for all!

You're gonna blow up Enforcer Headquarters?

No! You're going to blow it up. With my b*mb.

Or have you forgotten that Feral
has put a price on your heads?

Uh, who could forget something like that?

Well, then what are you waiting for?

Get to Puma-Dyne and steal that detonator!

Razor, what the heck is goin' on?

I dunno. Let's just get in the jet
and get outta here!

Dark Kat is our friend.
Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies,

And we're wanted for every crime in
Megakat City. Something's screwy.

Yeah... Ever since we got hit by
the lightning, the world's gone crazy.

You're right, T-Bone.

The lightning must have
hit the Dimensional Radar

and somehow thrown us into
a quirky, alternate dimension!

Hold it, hold it. Are you telling me
that somewhere in this world

are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?

You got a better theory?

Oh, negative. So why don't I just
find us a nice big storm cloud

so we can get hit by lightning again
and get outta this screwy dimension, huh?

Excellent idea.

But first we've gotta stop Dark Kat from
getting his claws on that Mega-Detonator.

You don't mean...

Yeah, we're gonna steal it before
our evil counterparts can!

Next stop, Puma-Dyne!

Your flying stinks, T-Bone!

Ah, choke on a fur ball!
You think you could fly any better?

Watch it!

Wanna make something of it?

What are you two doing back here?

We live here, remember?

But the detonator...

Keep your cape on. We'll get it for ya.

But there was a new bank
that needed robbing first.

Yeah, we'll just load up some more Deadhead
missiles and pay Puma-Dyne a visit!

But, I just watched you
SWAT Kats fly off to Puma-Dyne!

Are you crazy?

Whoever you sent, it wasn't us.

Hmm... if it wasn't you...

Those impostors must be stopped
before they get my detonator!

Impostors?

Well, you don't have to
worry about that, Dark Kat.

Yeah, this town isn't big enough
for two sets of SWAT Kats!

What?

That was a pretty good workout.

And we're not through yet. Look.

Ugh, this could take all night...

We better split up.

Roger.

Watch it you hairy oaf,
you almost tripped the alarm!

Stay out of my way, scuzz-ball.

Fine with me.

Bingo!

I got it buddy.

Now let's get our tails out of here before Dark
Kat finds out we're not who he thinks we are.

He already has.

What?

T-Bone, what the... you're not T-Bone!

Yes I am, but not the one you think.

I don't know what your game is,
but it's up as of now!

Did ya find them yet?

'Them'? I thought there was
only one Mega-detonator.

I meant the imposters, stupid.

Oh, yeah. I think I just spotted one.

-T-Bone! It's me!
-Yeah, sure.

Oops. Sorry, buddy!

But won't Feral be surprised when we turn the
Mega-detonator in along with this kat scum?

Launching mini-megatons...

You stupid fool! You'll blow up the detonator!

Let's make sure those two are finished.

There they are!

This time your luck's
run out, SWAT Kats.

I've been waiting a long time for this.
Cuff 'em, Felina!

My pleasure.

You got the wrong SWAT Kats!

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Yeah, The bad ones are getting away!

There's nobody in here!

Except for you lying SWAT Kats.

You're going to be spending the rest
of your nine lives in the slammer.

Get 'em outta here!

You're makin' a big mistake, Feral.

We're not the SWAT Kats
that you think we are.

Yeah, the other SWAT Kats
got away with the detonator,

and any second, this place is going
to be blown to dust!

Your pathetic lies won't save
you now, SWAT Kats.

Listen, Feral. If you don't believe us,
then where is the Mega-detonator?

Yeah! What do you think we were
doin' at Puma-Dyne anyway?

That's obvious! Trying to steal weapons.

We were sent there to steal
the detonator for Dark Kat.

Yeah. The evil SWAT Kats got it first,

and Dark Kat's going to blow up
Enforcer Headquarters with it!

Ha! Do you really expect me
to believe a story like that?

Just check out Puma-Dyne
for that Mega-detonator.

I don't take orders from criminal scum.

-Take me to Puma-Dyne!
-Yes, sir!

Great. We're in some crummy dimension,
we're mistaken for the bad guys,

and to top it off, we're going
to get blown to smithereens.

What else can go wrong?

You blundering fools!

Miss Briggs!

Boy, are we glad to see you!

You clowns are screwing up our plan
to take over Megakat City!

Your plan?

-You mean, you and Dark Kat?
-As if you didn't know.

If I didn't need your help to get
that detonator, I'd let you rot in here!

One of the perks of being Deputy Mayor.

I'm sorry, Deputy Mayor.
Only Enforcers have roof clearance.

No problem. Here's my clearance.

Hurry up!
Now get that detonator to Dark Kat.

I can't believe that Callie is a bad kat!

Guess you were right, buddy.

We don't know who's good and
who's bad in this screwy dimension.

But one thing's for sure,

we've gotta get back to the hangar before
those evil SWAT Kats take off with the b*mb.

Goodbye, Enforcers.

Commander Feral, come in!

The SWAT Kats have escaped!

I should have known it was all a trick.

-Head back to Headquarters!
-Yes, sir!

-Aw, nice flyin'
-Shut up!

I'm wonder if Feral knows we're missing yet...

That oughta answer your question.

Listen Feral.

Would it do any good to tell you that
Deputy Mayor Briggs helped us escape?

You're lying kats will say anything
to save your stinking tails.

Didn't think so.

Uncle, come in. Do you copy?

Not now, Felina, I'm busy!
I'm in hot pursuit of the SWAT Kats.

You're in pursuit?
But I'm in pursuit of the SWAT Kats!

Impossible! I've got the
SWAT Kats right in my sights!

What the...?

Looks like the g*ng's all here.

How do you explain that, Feral?

Then you SWAT Kats were telling the truth.

Duh, Commander.

Then... that means...

You got it! They're on their way
to blow up Enforcer Headquarters.

The Enforcers will handle this.

There's a statement that transcends dimensions.

Got enough targets
back there to hit, Razor?

Just keep the jet steady, dodo.

Crud!

-Next time, sh**t with your eyes open!
-Oh, yeah? Watch this.

This Deadhead m*ssile
is just for you, sweetheart.

Can't see!

Nice catch, Razor!

Guess I owe you one, SWAT Kats!

Now let's take care of our deadly doubles.

Don't just sit there, you jerk. Do somethin'.

Aw, don't choke on a hairball.

Death Spike m*ssile locked!

Our tail is clear.

-Crud! We'll never stop 'em in time, buddy.
-T-Bone, they're changing course!

What are you doing, you jerk?
Let's just drop the b*mb.

Ah, Headquarters can wait.
I'm gonna kick these ticks off my tail.

You fools! Don't chase them,
just drop the b*mb!

I've spent years waiting for this moment.

Then I guess a few minutes won't k*ll ya.

Chill out. This won't take long.

So long, you goody two-kats!

Crud!

Bingo!

Now we're ready to fry the Enforcers.

We're lucky our Speed of Heat shields held up!
Engaging jet boosters.

Crud! That last m*ssile must've
damaged my targeting scope.

But there's always my Dimensional Radar...
I hope.

Yes!

Crud, they're back.
But not for long.

Keep the jet steady, pal.

I've only got one chance
to block that b*mb.

I'm going to cement up those
b*mb bays before we go.

The b*mb's stuck!
You stupid...

No!

I spent years developing that b*mb.

All my plans are ruined.
I'm outta here!

Going somewhere, Deputy Mayor?

I guess those good SWAT Kats were
telling the truth about you, too.

-We've gotta bail out.
-No way!

Power's back. I've got control.

You stupid hotshots!

One of these days, I'm gonna put
you two clowns behind bars!

I guess we're back in our own
dimension, buddy.

Music to my ears!

I don't care how many times
you saved this city...

I'm gonna string you up
by your tails!