01x06 - Ship of Ghouls

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Vincent:
Scooby, dear Scooby,
ghost chaser supreme

those monsters and ghouls,
have made our dog scream

his courage, it's gone,
he no longer has any

because Scooby-doo has seen,
one ghost too many

Yes?

May I help you?

Yes, we'd like to go on a trip.

To calm my uncle Scooby's
nerves.

Travel agent: Oh, yes.

He's a wreck, isn't he?

Who? What? Where?

But a vacation will fix him up.

Something relaxing
and luxurious.

Spare no expense, my good man.

Uh, just make it cheap.

Oh, I have just the ticket.

An ocean cruise to Bermuda
aboard the queen mertyl.

Sounds great, hey, Scooby?

I don't know, flim flam.

Why, once we're sailing along
with the fishies...

you'll forget all about
those creepy ghosts
and monsters.

Yeah, no monsters.

Yikes, a monster!

Where?

Over there.

Shaggy:
Who turned out the lights?

Shaggy:
No need to panic, scoob, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, it's only a mask.

And your monster is just
a picture on this travel poster.

Oops!

Sorry.

Your tickets, madam.

And have a wonderful vacation.

Oh, I'm sure we will.

That's what they
think, right, weerd?

Right, bogel,

this trip will spook
Scooby-doo out of his wits.

And out of his life.

We're gonna scare him to death.

Vincent:
This is a warning
to all living mortals...

that whosoever opens
this chest of demons...

will release 13
of the most terrifying
ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.

Scooby:
Yikes!



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return the demons
to the chest.

Scooby & shaggy:
Why us?

Vincent:
Because you let them out.

Phew!



We now return to
the 13 ghosts of Scooby-doo.

You'll see, uncle
Scooby.

A vacation is just what
the doctor ordered.

Vincent:
I ordered no such thing.

Scooby:
Yikes!

Hey, that sounds like
Mr. vanghoul.

But where is he?

Vincent:
I'm in here.

And next time,
pack me with the clothing.

Now, what's all this
about a vacation?

You should all be
out chasing ghosts.

Ghosts?

Poor Scooby's seen one too
many ghosts, Mr. vanghoul.

He needs some time off.

Shaggy:
Yeah, like, he's really jumpy.

And if you liked that jump,

just watch this one.

Yikes!

See what we mean?

Yes, I'm afraid I do.

So why not join us, Vince?

You could use a
little fun in the sun.

That's not such a bad idea,
flim flam.

Scrappy,
activate the crystal's
transporter.

Sure thing, Mr. vanghoul.

Uh-oh! The transporter
beam's blown a fuse.

Oh, not again.

Too bad, Mr. vanghoul.

Looks like you'll
have to sit this trip out.

Man:
Pardon me.

Oh, boy, here we go again.

Man:
I'm sorry i
startled your friend.

I just wanted
to welcome you folks aboard.

I'm captain ferguson, at your
service.

If you're in the
market for a first mate,

I'm your man, cap, old buddy.

Actually,
the position is filled.

Good, then it's a deal.

I won't let you down, cap.

Now, how about you showing

your new first mate
around the ship?

What do you say, cap, old pal?

Ferguson:
I don't know.

Scoob, what are
you doing in there?

Scooby: Hiding.

Hiding from what?

From ghosts and monsters.

Then you're in
the wrong place, bub.

Scooby:
Shaggy, ghosts!

Scooby, stop playing around
and come out of there.

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Both:
Whoa!

You know, scoob,

your nerves are starting
to get on my nerves.

This here's their
stateroom, weerd.

Let's see what they're
up to, bogel.

Scrappy:
Come on, uncle Scooby.

Daphne:
What you need is some exercise.

Shaggy:
A jog will, like,
calm your nerves.

Scooby: I doubt it, shaggy.

You're doing great, scoob.

Thanks, shaggy.

Weerd: Ha, ha,
we're brilliant, bogel.

Brilliant.

Yikes!

Bogel & weerd:
Boo.

Scooby:
Ghosts!

One more scare like that...

And Scooby-doo will be out
of the ghost-chasing business

permanently.

Ta-da.

Help, flim flam!

Ghosts!

Hello, Scooby.

Still seeing ghosts, eh?

Uh-huh.

We've gotta get your mind
off those ghosts, old pal.

Maybe what you need is a hobby.

A hobby?

Yeah, a hobby.

Like stamp collecting,

or making model airplanes.

Or maybe even

magic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Magic.

I like it.

All right.

Let me teach you a trick.

Now, look inside the box.

It's empty.

Precisely.

But watch.

I'm going to close the top.

When I knock three times,

open the crate.

Got it?

Got it.

Oh, no! Flim flam,

where are you?

Here I am.

Amazing.

And it's easy too.

Now you give it a try.

All right.

First, open the box and get in.

Booga, booga!

Scooby:
Ghosts!

Yikes!

Like, what's wrong, Scooby?

Ghosts. In the box.

He's about to crack, folks.

Vincent:
And for good reason.

Mr. vanghoul,

what do you mean?

I'm afraid I have bad news.

My spectral chart indicates

spirit activity in
your immediate area.

In fact, I believe there are
ghosts aboard your very ship.

- G...? G...? Ghosts?
- Shh!

We can't let Scooby hear this.

It'll upset him.

Upset him? It's

upsetting me.

Then stay here
and keep an eye on Scooby.

We'll check out Vincent's ghost
report.

Vincent:
We're getting closer.

Closer.

I feel spectral vibrations
coming from behind this door.

The ship's bridge?

That can't be.

This is where the cap hangs out.

He's my pal.

Hey, I don't get it.

Where is the cap?

Scrappy:
Nobody's steering the ship.

Unless nobody's
a somebody with no body.

A ghost.

What's going on in here?

Haiy!

Hiya, cap. Where you been?

I was giving my pals here
a little tour.

And my pals were wondering, cap,

who's steering the ship?

Why, the automatic pilot,
of course.

That's what I told them.

They didn't believe me.

It's a normal procedure.

You see, our course
is preset for Bermuda.

We're heading
for 70 degrees west

and 27 degrees north,

right on schedule.

Seventy degrees west,



Why does that sound familiar?

We'd better be shoving off.

Shiver your
timbers and all that.

Not so fast.

All:
Huh!

S... s... something wrong, cap?

Yes.

I forgot to invite you
to dine with me tonight.

Ferguson:
I'd like you to all
be guests at my table.

You betcha, cap.

It'll give you and me a chance
to talk shop,

or ship,
or whatever you call it.

We'll be there.

Scrappy: Uncle Scooby,
we've searched the ship.

There are no ghosts.

Daphne: So come on out.

We're having dinner
with the captain.

Shaggy:
There'll be food, scoob. Food.

No way. I'm not going.

Huh?

Hop in, the water's fine.

Ghosts!

Ghosts in the bathtub!

yikes!

Shaggy:
He's all right. He's only dazed.

For once, he looks pretty calm.

And I know just how
to keep him that way.

Relax, Scooby, and sleep.

That's right.

Sleep.

Sleep.

Now, just imagine

you're floating through the sky

on a warm sunny day.

Gently floating.

I'm floating.

Flim flam:
You feel good.

I feel good.

Flim flam: You're relaxed,

and you're not going
to be scared anymore.

Not anymore.

Instead of being scared,

you're just going to laugh.

Flim flam:
Right.

Now, when I snap my fingers,

you're going to wake up
feeling wonderfully calm.

I feel calm, relaxed.

It worked, flim flam.

Naturally.

I'll bring your leash, scoob.

We don't want you
floating away on us.

Vincent: They're heading
toward 70 degrees west,



Oh, no, it can't be.

That's the Bermuda triangle.

It will destroy them all.

Delicious.

My friends,

welcome to the 50th reunion...

of this ship's final cruise.

Like, did he say

"final cruise"?

ohom!

Yes,



we were all right
here in the ballroom

when this ship sank.

I get it.

It's a joke, ha-ha-ha.

He's pulling our leg, ha-ha-ha.

Funny, eh, scoob?

Heh, yeah.

It's no joke.

Hey, cap,

what gives?

You're our travel agent.

And you're also a ghost.

Ghosts.

I laugh at ghosts.

Very funny.

They're all ghosts.

All ghosts.

Funny.

Boo.

I can't stop laughing.

Let's get out of here.

g*ng:
Yikes!

Scour the decks.

I want those mortals found.

Gee, uncle Scooby's not scared
at all.

That power-of-suggestion stuff

really works, flim flam.

Ah, it weren't nothing.

Well, let's not
tell him the truth,

for his own sake.

And for heaven's sakes,

keep him quiet.

Scoob, shh!

You gotta pipe down.

Why, shaggy?

Why? Because, uh....

We're playing a game,

hide-and-seek.

And we don't want
the captain to find us.

In here. Quick.

Find me, ha, ha.

Find me, ha, ha.

Hide here, Scooby.

In the magic box.

And while you're in there,

practice that magic
trick i taught you.

Scooby:
Ok.

Peekaboo, ha-ha-ha.

Mr. vanghoul,

we're in deep trouble.

This ship is crawling with...

Ghosts.

Why are you whispering?

Daphne:
We don't want Scooby to know.

Well, you'd better know this,

there's worse news.

That ghost ship of yours

is on a direct course
for the Bermuda triangle.

Oh, what?

Ha, ha, you mean the place
that swallows ships in one gulp?

That's the place.

And once that ship
enters the triangle,

the demon chest will burst open.

The captured
spirits will be set free

to destroy us all.

We're doomed!

Not if we can
get into the bridge

and turn this ship around.

You can practice
the trick later, Scooby.

We're playing a new game now.

Really? Oh, boy.

Another game.

Like hide-and-seek?

No, uncle Scooby,

this game is more like football.

You see, if we get
to the steering wheel

before the captain,

we score a touchdown.

Football?

Oh, boy, my favorite!

All right, team,

we need a score

and we need it now.

I want you to go out there

and fight, fight, fight.

Fight, fight, fight.

Score, score, score.

Score, score, score.

Win, win, win.

Win, win, win.

Now, let's get them.

All:
Yay!

Fifteen,





hike.

Now I've got you.

Stop him.

Oh, if we let them get in here,

the captain will k*ll us.

How can he k*ll us?

We're ghosts.

Scooby:
Touchdown.

Daphne:
Quick, turn the ship around.

Daphne:
Shaggy, steer us out of here.

Like, I'm trying.

The chest,

it's starting to open.

Wee!

A trampoline.

I like it.

Mayday, mayday.

Mother's day, flag day,

Doris day.

No!

Hey, heh, howdy, neighbor,

what can we do you for?

Weerd:
Run for your afterlife!

Yikes!

Ah!

At last,

our fellow spirits are free.

No!

No, not us.

We're on your side.

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

Hello, everybody.

Both:
No.

Weerd:
Help!

Both:
Yikes!

you know, weerd,

We always seem to get ours

in the end, you know?



Daphne:
This way.

Maybe we'll be safe in here.

Oh, boy.

A movie theater.

I love movies.

Roll them.

Zoinks,

like, this movie's in 3-d.

Three-d?

Oh, boy.

Vincent:
I am not enjoying this.

So lifelike.

Oh, am I dizzy.

Mr. vanghoul,

the transporter beam,

it's finally working.

Shaggy:
So, like, transport
us out of here.

First, we must
transport this ship

out of the Bermuda triangle.

Right now.

Daphne:
Our ship's out of the triangle.

But what good does that do us?

We're still here,

and so is that.

But now the chest can be locked.

So all we have to do

is trick the demons
back into the box.

And I know just the trick.

Flim flam, what are you doing?

The movie's over, Scooby.

It's time to perform
your magic trick.

My magic trick.

Oh, boy.

Ladies and gentlemen,

and demons of all ages...

i present to you
the one, the only,

Scooby the magnificent.

Good evening.

Empty.

Now watch.

Uncle Scooby, you did it.

You caught the ghosties.

Bravo.

Thank you.

Why, thank you.

Shaggy:
Like, what's happening?

Vincent: Well, it
stands to reason

that since the
ghosts are defeated...

their ship is defeated as well.

Oh!

Whoa!

Daphne:
Scooby, you're amazing.

I've never seen anyone so calm

and cool in the face of danger.

Oh, danger's nothing
for guys like me and Scooby.

It's a snap, right, Scooby?

Yeah, it's a snap.

Where am I?

Yikes!

I guess we showed
them, eh, bogel?

You betcha, weerd.

Bogel & weerd:
Yikes!

Vincent:
And once again, we bid adieu

to the 13 ghosts of...

Scooby:
Scooby-dooby-doo!