01x10 - Scooby in Kwackyland

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Vincent:
This is a warning to all
living mortals...

that whosoever opens
this chest of demons...

will release 13
of the most terrifying
ghosts...

upon the face of the earth.

Scooby:
Yikes!



Let's get them, bogel.

I'm with you, weerd.

Only you can return the
demons to the chest.

Shaggy & Scooby:
Why us?

Vincent: Because you
let them out.

Phew!







I wonder what demondo is gonna
do with these newspapers, weerd.

Weerd: Search me, bogel.
Just keep the presses rolling.

But, weerd, you gotta see these
comics.

They're a regular scream.

Yikes!

It's alive.

Whoa!

Yikes!

No, demon of the comics.

Return to the page.

Your time will come.

I'll help you, weerd.

Bogel,

that's enough.

Let me go.

Good hands, boss.

Rah! I've entrusted my plan to
turkeys.

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Let me explain.

This liquid is made of spectral
elixir.

The newspaper monsters
printed with this ink are in my
power.

These papers
will be delivered around the
world...

and on my command,

these monsters will rise up

and live.

Aah! Hey, this guy's a sicko,
weerd, heh.

Yeah, isn't he great?

But the first thing I have to
do...

is get rid of Scooby

and his little band
of ghost hunters.

But how?

I'm going to fill this pen with
cosmic ink.

Then I'll use it to imprison
Scooby and the others

on this comic page.

This pen is the key
back into the real world.

And it fits a door
i have hidden inside this page.

The time has come.

Demondo?

Deliver this special edition
to Scooby and his friends...

and I'll do the rest.



Oh, what a wonderful night's
rest.

I must've had 20 nightmares.

Now for some breakfast.

I'm famished.

He's awake.

Oh, no.

Oh, we've been waiting on Vincent 24 hours
a day for a solid week.

Yeah, who knew it would take
this long for him to have his
castle re-cobwebbed?

But now he's turning into

the thing that wouldn't leave.

See what he wants,
will you, scoob?

Okay, shaggy.

I can see the headlines now:

"Bogel and weerd
defeat Scooby-doo."

Good morning.

Vincent:
Well, it's about time someone
came.

The service around here is
terrible.

Is my breakfast coming?

Absolutely.

Well, then don't just stand
there.

Unh, fluff my pillow.

Okey-dokey.

Oops!

Well, never mind.

Just get my morning paper and
get out.

Scooby:
Yes, sir.

Get ready, bogel.
Their house is just up ahead.

Here comes the Sunday special
edition.

Especially for you,
Scooby-doo.

Let her rip, boge old buddy.

Scooby,

no!

Oh, boy.

Scooby:
I'm coming.

Vincent:
Ah! My newspaper at last.

I must check my "horror-scope."

What section do you want?

The comics.

The comics?

Here, take it.

Just leave me in peace.

Thanks.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
The comics.

Let me read "Astrid 2000,"
scoob.

That Astrid. Zoinks,

what a fox.

No, shaggy.

I know, you wanna
read "platypus duck."

Scooby: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

platypus duck, my hero.

Quack! Don't look now, pal,

but you're in for a quack-up.

Huh!

Scooby:
Yikes! Shaggy.

What's going on?

I am demondo.

Yeah, sure, of course.

Whatever you say.

He's one of the 13 ghosts.

Yes, but you'll never get me
back into that chest.

Your ghost-chasing days are
over.

Vincent:
Where's my breakfast?

Yikes!

Scooby:
Help.

Hmm? Let go.

No! My pen!

Come back here with my pen!

Oops!





Your eucalyptus soup, bub.

Thank you, miss.

Scooby:
Yikes!

Excuse me, miss,

but there's a dog in my soup.

Sorry, but I'll have to
charge you extra for that.

Huh!



Entering quadrant 3.5.

All systems activated.

And it looks like I have
company.

Demondo:
Whoa....

That big mutt.

When I get my hands on him....

Hail, demondo,

master of the universe.





Where are we?

You're in the funny papers,
honey.

The funny papers?

The funny paper?

Is there an echo in here?

That no-good demondo
must've done this to us.

But how do we get out of here?

Don't care for the food, huh?

Maybe you should talk to the
owner.

Who's that?

"Who's that?"

"Who's that?"

Why, the star of this strip.

Who else?

Platypus duck.

My hero.

♪ howdy, folks?♪

♪ What's the good word? ♪

♪ I've got a beak, but I'm not
a bird ♪

♪ I'm a mixed-up mammal
and a crazy cluck ♪

♪ quack, quack, quack! ♪

♪ I'm platypus duck ♪

♪ hi-ya, Scooby.
How do you do? ♪

fine.

♪ I hear you've got yourself in
quite a stew ♪

yeah.

♪ so let me help you out of
your bad luck ♪

♪ quack, quack, quack! ♪

♪ I'm platypus duck ♪

♪ I can take you to the wacky
wizard ♪

♪ he's always helping people in
a jam ♪

♪ but if we run into the lousy
lizard ♪

♪ everybody better scram ♪

♪ let's hit the river and away
we roam ♪

♪ to find the wizard
who can send you home ♪

♪ we can make it with a little
bit of luck ♪

♪ quack, quack, quack! ♪

♪ I'm platypus duck ♪

so there they are.

That mutt must still have my
pen.

It's the key back to the real
world.

And I will get it back.

This is where my comic strip
ends.

Everybody quack out.

But, like, how do
we get to the wacky wizard?

Oh, he's three strips down
under.

We'll have to go
through the trap door,

which is around here somewheres.

Look, the door.

Quack!

No,

not that door.

Yikes!

Shaggy:
It's lousy lizard.

Hey, you guys, I think I found
the door.

Wow!

Everybody jump.

Shaggy: Nothing's gonna make me
jump through that hole.

Except him.

Geronimo!

Won't demondo be
proud of us, weerd?

You betcha, bogel.

We're gonna grab that funny
section with the kids trapped
inside.

And take it
to the newspaper recycling
plant.

They'll be shredded into
confetti.

If those kids don't
come up here soon...

I'm gonna have to conjure up
someone to talk to.

Oh, I'm bored.

Weerd, look, the chest.

Boy, demondo must have really
taken them by surprise.

Mwah, mwah! It's ours, finally.

Come on, weerd, let's get it out
of here.

First, let's get rid of Scooby
and his friends.

We'll come back for the chest
later.

Good idea.

Aah! Whoops!

Uh-oh!

I knew I should have done this
myself.

I'm sorry, weerd.

Don't let that comic page blow
away.

Bogel:
Hey, come back here.

Weerd:
Stay with it, bogel.

It went in here.

Bogel, how do you do these
things?

It just comes naturally, heh,
don't you know?

Astrid:
Platypus duck.

What are you doing here?

Taking a shortcut to the wacky wizard.

What else, Astrid?

If you need to get to
the wacky wizard comic...

my ship can take you there.

Platypus:
All right.

Lock onto that ship.

Hey, what's going on?

Uh-oh! It's demondo.

Yikes!

I've been waiting for you,
Scooby-doo.

Scooby:
Who, me?

My pen, give it to me.

Huh?

He doesn't have the pen.

Yeah, what pen?

Lies, all lies.

I'll make you give me the pen.

Gee, that pen must be really
important.

Then we'll have to find it
before demondo does.

Help!

You let go of my uncle Scooby.

So the choice is yours,
my dear Scooby-doo.

- Oh, no.
- Demondo: Give me the pen...

or fall through space for
eternity.

No.

Demondo: Well, are you going to
hand over that pen or not?

I don't have it.

Demondo: Then prepare
to become space debris.

All:
Whoa!

What?!

Excuse me.

Rah! You've run out of excuses.

Scooby:
Uh-oh!

Shaggy:
Duck, Scooby.

No! You'll pay for this!

Hey, we're running out of
galaxy.

Platypus: And we're flying
straight into the next comic
strip.

"The wacky wizard."

Scrappy:
Weee!

It's the wacky wizard himself.

Oh, my. Oh, dear.

Oh, goody, you're here, heh.

I'm so excited.

But, uh, who are you?

Friends of mine, wiz old quack.

And how may I help you?

We're looking for a magic pen.

Oh, yes, yes, so I've heard,
heh.

It's your key to getting back
home.

And we have to find it
before demondo does.

It's somewhere in this comic
section.

Well, I'll do my best,

but some of my spells are wacky.

Switcheroo, switch a wren

ala kazoo, where's the pen?

Look at you.

You're a regular quack-up
yourself, Scooby.

Hmm.... I could have sworn
that was the right spell.

Well, now, let me see.

Hurry, wiz.

If we don't beat
demondo to that pen,

we'll never get home.

Catch it, bogel.

Oh, rats.

Who's out there? Daphne?

Is that you, Daphne?

Yes.

Ah! There you are, Daphne.

I've misplaced my reading
glasses.

Could you help me find them?

Why, of course, Mr. vanghoul.

Daphne, are you putting on
a little weight?

You're not looking so svelte
yourself, buster.

Like, hi, Mr. vanghoul.

Shaggy? Your voice sounds funny.

Do you have a cold?

Like, just a sniffle.

Vincent:
Gesundheit.

Like, I've come
to clean up your room.

It's about time, shaggy.

Weerd: Zoinks!

Like, yeah, i
think I'll start with the dust
under the bed.

Oh, very well.
I was just getting up, anyway.

No,

stay where you are.

Weerd:
Bogel, you blockhead.

I mean, like, Daphne, help.

Zigga, zagga, zugga, zen

where, oh, where
is that magic pen?

Uh, does it bother any of you
that this guy may be our last
hope?

Shaggy, look.

It's demondo coming this way.

You have no more time
to be wacky, wiz.

It's now or never.

Oh, all right, then.

Here goes nothing.

Open, with
this my incantation

now reveal your true location

Daphne: There's the pen,
in the "missing link" comic
strip.

You did it.

I did?

Oh, yes, I did, didn't I?

So that's where my cosmic pen is,

the "missing link" strip.

That's all I needed to know.

So long forever.

Oh, no, he'll beat
us to the pen.

Not if the wiz can
quack us there first.

What do you say, wiz old pal?

Well, I'll do my best.

All:
Whoa!

Hello.

Going down: Lingerie, luggage.

Ah! Bottom floor,
everybody off. Ha, ha.

Yikes!

I found it.

Shaggy: The pen.

Good work, scoob.

We beat demondo.

Scooby:
Oh, no.

The pen's broken.

Now we'll never get out of here.

Look.

Zoink,

that pen really is a key.

The key to escaping this place.

No wonder demondo needed it.

Huh!

You're right.

But only I know where the
door back to the real world is.

And you'll never find it.

Daphne:
Stop him.

Flim flam: There he goes, the
rotten quack.

Come on, wacky,

- we have to help them.
- Oh, my.

Oh, goodness gracious.
Oh, dear.

Look, demondo's heading
into platypus duck's comic
strip.

Platypus:
Quack! That must be where
the secret door is.

Unh, he went thataway.

Well, don't just quack there.

Come on.

I'll catch platypus duck
this time for sure.

Aha! Here he comes now.

Puppy power!

I'm going to have fricasseed
platypus for dinner.

Platypus: We're gaining on him.

Quack!

One, two, three

and now.

No, the key.

Thanks, lousy lizard.

I got it.

You slimy scuzzball,

get me out of here.

Daphne:
There's the door.

Hurry, scoob,

open the lock.

Here comes demondo.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

You know, Daphne, I think
I've worn out my welcome here.

Maybe I should go home.

Keep quiet, pops.

We're working here.

Get that paper, bogel,

and let's beat it.

Sure thing, weerd.

Everybody out.

No.

The key.

Shaggy:
Where's the key, scoob?

Scooby: I lost it again, shaggy.

Shaggy: Oh, no.

Ah! Got it.

Huh!

Yikes!

Weerd, they're back.

Quick, get the chest.

Bogel, let's get out of here
before they try to box us.

Whoa!

Yeah, I'm coming, Scooby-doo.

And so are we.

Demondo:
No.

You can't leave me in here.

Flim flam: Then we'll put you
in the chest of demons instead.

All:
Yay!

But I don't understand.

What were you
doing under my bed?

It's a long story,
Mr. vanghoul.

Shaggy:
Like, what's wrong, scoob?

Platypus duck.

Yeah, and Astrid,
and the whole comic g*ng.

I guess they all got locked away
with demondo.

Platypus:
Oh, no, we didn't.

Howdy, folks.

Platypus,

it's you.

♪ that's right, Scooby, we
saved the day ♪

♪ and since you're asking
we came to stay ♪

♪ and you're one great doggy
I'm telling you ♪

♪ quack, quack, quack! ♪

I'm Scooby-doo!