03x02 - Horror of the Haunted Hairpiece

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♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ There's a mystery in town ♪

♪ So call the coolest pup around ♪

♪ Oh Scooby ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Join Shaggy and the crew ♪

♪ Daphne Freddy Velma too ♪

♪ And Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ When the ghosts and ghouls attack ♪

♪ Scooby eats a Scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Jinkies ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ So come on it's mystery time ♪

♪ You can help us solve the crime ♪

♪ With Scooby a pup named Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo where are you? ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo Scoobady-doo ♪

(Shaggy) Like it was a tough job

the g*ng had been hired to work at the video arcade

including that all-time video champ of Coolsville

a pup named Scooby-Doo.

- Way to go, Scoob. - Go, Scoob, go!

I wonder what the odds are of someone setting new records

on all three games at the same time.

Approximately 1,763,222 to one.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Like, way to go, Scoob, you beat the odds.

Oh, it was nothing.

Like, oh-oh, cool it, Scoob, here comes the new boss.

Oh, you two, just because my dad put me in-charge here

doesn't mean you have to be so uptight.

I didn't know you wanted to run a business, Daphne.

[sighing] Oh, I don't.

But try and tell that to my father.

He was only eight when he made his first million.

Wow! And you haven't done anything important yet.

- Freddy! - Well, she hasn't.

I'm all done assembling this new video game, Daphne.

Ha! Like, did you say a new video game?

What is it?

It's scary, exciting, challenging

it's called Hairdo Wars.

And it has a monster named Bigwig.

Wh-what's so scary about a, a hairdo?

Get with it, Shaggy.

Nothing's scarier than a bad hairdo.

Well, I better get back to that game I'm inventing

Toenail Toss.

Alright, watch-out, let me at him!

Zoinks! He's already made 50,000 points.

Go, Scooby, go!

Yikes!

It's Bigwig, he's alive.

- Yikes! - Yikes!

- Hey! - 'Daphne!'

No one escapes the horror of Bigwig.

[laughing]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doody ♪

♪ A pup named Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

[grunting]

Scooby, do something before he gets hair on my skirt.

I'm coming, Daphne.

Take that.

[laughing]

That will never stop...the Bigwig.

Okay.

How's this?

Whoa!

Help!

Like, if we don't do something quick, Daphne's a goner.

I know.

Jenkins.

Yes, Mr. Doo?

Let's save Daphne.

Of course, Mr. Doo.

Jenkins, that helicopter clashes with my dress.

I beg your pardon, Ms. Blake.

That's better, you may save me now.

[humming]

Thank you, very much. That will be all, Jenkins.

Yes, Ms. Blake.

[whirring]

Phew! Like, that was close.

I'll say, that fan nearly ruined my perm.

Thankfully, I know just what to do next.

- You do? - That's right, follow me.

[instrumental music]

- 'Hello..' - Mr. Blake? Freddy Jones here.

You better hurry over to the arcade, sir.

Daphne needs your help.

I wish you hadn't done that, Freddy.

How come?

My dad really wants me to do a good job.

I just can't let him down.

We got here as fast as we could.

- Like, I'm impressed. - So am I.

What seems to be the problem, honey-love?

Where are all the customers?

Oh, you know how it is, Daddy?

Yeah, they probably left because your arcade is haunted.

Get serious.

Like, yeah, yeah, Bigwig was here.

Show him, Scoob.

Right, Shaggy.

[grunting]

(all) Puh-lease!

There's no such things as...monsters.

Wow! Are they stubborn.

Like, harder than hair-spray, Scoob.

Blake...I wanna talk to you right now.

What seems to be the problem, Crusty?

It's Mr. Baker to you.

Ever since you built this arcade

the noise from the kids has k*lled the business

of my restaurant next door.

You never had any business.

Oh, yeah? Well, it's too bad.

'Cause I make the best breadsticks in Coolsville.

[coughing] Just sink your teeth into one.

- Thanks. - Thanks.

chomp chomp chomp

Like, like, they're a little, uh..

Crunchy.

Right, it's an old family recipe.

These babies are made from real sticks.

Did you ever think about using bread?

Breadsticks, out of bread?

Hey, I never thought of that.

Hmmm, I'll have to try it.

Oh, come on, watch where you're going, buddy.

Oh, just what I need

a visit from Durwood O'McDigitson.

How about buying my newest game, Daphne?

It's called Fillin' The Hole.

Uh, no, thank you, Durwood. Goodbye.

Well, sugar cube, if you need me

to step in around here, I will.

Thanks, daddy.

Because you know business looks bad.

And when I was your age, I had already--

I'm sure I can handle this, daddy.

I'm sure you can too, dear.

Come along, Nedley, it is Tuesday night, you know..

- Goodbye, candy-lips. - Goodbye, candy-lips.

Bye, mother. Bye, daddy.

What do your parents do on Tuesday night?

Go bowling or something?

Oh, they count money.

Like, that must take a couple of hours.

Actually it takes until Saturday.

That's a lot of money.

[sighs] I didn't want this job.

But if I don't do well, daddy will be so disappointed.

Don't worry, Daphne, the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency

is with you all the way.

Gee, thanks, Freddy.

That'll be four dollars a day plus..

- Freddy! - Freddy!

Minus your discount of course.

Like, Freddy, Daphne's our friend.

Yeah, we'll do it for free.

Well, alright, let's go sniff out some clues.

♪ Dooby-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Doo-Doo-Doo ♪♪

(Crissie) 'Ah-ha!'

I thought I recognized that nose.

Like, hi, Crissie, long time no see, where you been?

I quit comin' in here

because they let cheating puppies play the games.

Uh, Scooby doesn't cheat, Crissie.

You're just mad because he beat you.

[gasping] Oh, yeah?

Well, not for long, I've been practicing.

[coughing]

Watch this.

[beeping]

Scooby's history.

[laughing] Like, I don't think so, look.

[beeping]

How's that?

[chuckles]

Oh, I hate this place

I wish it were out of business.

Wow! When it comes to winning video games

Scooby's unstoppable.

That's right, no game can beat me.

[growling]

Yikes!

[growling]

Calm down, Scooby.

It's only a hologram.

Like, I don't blame him

that machine gives me the mega-creeps.

Let's get out of this fright-zone, Scoob.

You said it, Shaggy.

Good idea, let's split up, g*ng.

g*ng?

[instrumental music]

[both whimpering]

Why do we always wind up in the spooky places, Scoob?

I don't know.

[sneezing]

- Huh? - Like, what is it, Scoob?

Uh-oh, look.

Zoinks! It's that hair covered horror, Bigwig.

Like, I wonder why he wants to get inside so badly.

Beats me.

[growling]

Like, I think he's gone, Scoob.

Oh, you're not shedding, are you, Scooby?

Me? I-I don't think so.

- Like, then I hope I am. - Me too.

[growling]

- Aah! - Aah!

- Like, let's jam, Scoob. - Right.

Uh, like, right this way, Mr. Bigwig.

Huh?

Welcome to Scooby's Snip and Snack.

We're proud to give you food with hair in it.

Maestro Scoobyni will be with you in a minute.

[Scooby humming]

One Spagnolli special comin' up.

That's fantastic.

It's not you, that's no p-problem.

Like, relax, Mr. Bigwig.

Enjoy one of our wedding cakes while you wait.

They're a haircut above the rest-a.

With liver and mustard icing.

[slurping]

Thank you.

chomp chomp chomp

Like, we got an emergency house-cut to make.

Bye-bye and good day.

Bye.

[humming]

Huh?

Oh, Daphne, just because you ruined your dad's business

doesn't mean he's not gonna love you anymore.

Thanks, Freddy, I feel a whole lot better now.

Ah, just helping a friend.

- Yikes! - Yikes!

[both whimpering]

Wow! What happened to you guys?

Like, like, we-we-we saw Bigwig.

Yeah, it was awful.

Jinkies!

- Did you find a clue, Velma? - Of course, Gus.

I thought so.

Well, I better get back to work.

- What is it, Velma? - Look!

(Freddy) 'Wow, it's a trail of hair.'

Like, don't tell me you want us

to follow it and find the monster.

Good idea, Shaggy.

Let's go g*ng!

Blabber mouth!

[crying] Like, tell me about it, Scoob.

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

[gasping] This is Durwood O'McDigitson's house.

Hmm, O'McDigitson?

O'McDigitson?

Say, wasn't he the guy in the "National Exaggerator"

who shaved Bigfoot and lived to tell about it?

Uh, no, Freddy, that must be a another O'McDigitson.

Yeah, you're right, this town's full of 'em.

Durwood's mad at me for not buying any of his video games.

Hmm, I wonder what Bigwig is doing at Durwood's house?

Looking for you kids.

[laughing]

- Yikes! - Yikes!

Get ready for a hair-ibble end.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Like, somebody better do something.

And fast!

Hmm, nitro glycerin, laser beam..

Ah, here it is.

What is it, Velma?

Hair remover.

No! Not that.

Thanks, Velma.

You're welcome, Scooby.

(Durwood) 'Good! This will wipe 'em out?'

[gasping] That sounds like Durwood.

And it's coming from the garage.

So Durwood thinks he can wipe us out, eh?

Come on!

Alright, buddy, I wanna know what you're doing

and why you're here.

Oh, I don't know, let's see.

It could be because, it's my garage.

Just asking.

I just knew you'd wanna see my..

[coughs] ...latest project, Daphne.

I live for it, Durwood.

Behold my latest game.

I call it the Interactive Tomato Toss.

Hmm, sounds like fun to me.

I'll try it.

Uh, like, no offense, Durwood, but that's not much of a game.

That's true.

[slurping] But it tastes good.

Uh, come on, what does he know?

He's only a puppy.

Well, pardon me.

So, will you buy my game?

Huh? Will you, huh?

Uh, not now, Durwood, we're looking for Bigwig.

He's been scaring kids away from my arcade.

That's right!

And Daphne can ruin her dad's business all by herself.

- Thanks a lot, Freddy. - Anytime.

I don't know anything about Bigwig, except that I like him.

Why is that?

'Cause if Daphne's too dumb to buy my games

I'm glad he's smart enough to ruin her business.

And give me back my tomato.

- Rats. - Like, what do we do now?

I better get back to the arcade.

Wait a minute, wouldn't it be better

if we went back to the arcade?

How do you do it, Freddy?

Oh, it just comes naturally.

Like, you guys go ahead.

Scoob and I'll look for clues over here.

That's right.

Oh, you two, that's a restaurant.

We know.

[laughing]

(Shaggy) 'Like, catch you later.'

[instrumental music]

Uh, what do you two want?

Uh, like we just stopped by for some dinner.

Oh, customers? Oh, how nice.

What'll it be?

Like, let's see, a plate of spaghetti, a bowl of spaghetti

cup of spaghetti, pick-up truck of spaghetti?

Hmmm, we'll take the pile of spaghetti.

And two forks, please.

One pile of spaghetti, comin' up.

Like, what do you think, Scoob?

It's crunchy.

Did you ever think of like

maybe cookin' the spaghetti first?

Cookin' it?

Hey, you might have something there.

- Thanks, kid. - Don't mention it.

Oh, boy, like let's get out of here

before he comes back with seconds, Scoob.

You said it, Shaggy.

Oh, daddy's not gonna be happy with me

until we solve this mystery.

Don't worry, Daphne.

If your dad kicks you out of your home for failing

you could always sleep at our tree house.

Freddy!

Well, she can.

If we had exhumed additional accusatory evidence

I believe we could solve this mystery.

You mean more clues?

I thought I said that.

But like, where should we look next?

- Beats me. - How about...right here?

Help!

(male announcer) 'We interrupt, "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo"'

for this important announcement.

If the groovy rock and roll music you are

about to hear really turns you on

feel free to get down and boogie.

Yee-haw!

Thank you.

♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ From the mist of a cold dark night ♪

♪ He will creep through the gloom ♪

♪ Just to cause some fright ♪

♪ Doo doo do do doo doo ♪

♪ Came to life on a weird ghastly day ♪

♪ [indistinct] do-si-do in a strange whacky way ♪

♪ Doo doo do do doo doo ♪

♪ He's Scooby ♪

♪ So kookie ♪

♪ Horrible hair [indistinct] ♪

♪ He did Bigwig ♪

♪ A haunted hair piece on his head ♪

♪ So cool no fool ♪

♪ He's out to [indistinct] Bigwig ♪

♪ Bigwig ♪♪

- Wow, that was close. - I say.

Like, what did you do to your hair, Scoob?

Nothing, but it sure looks good.

- Jinkies! - You don't like it, Velma?

[laughing] It's nice, Scooby.

Especially because it's given me an idea of how to catch Bigwig.

That's great.

But I believe we'll need Gus's help.

You got it, Velma.

Like, hurry, hurry, hurry!

Step right up, everyone.

There's free games at Blake's video-rama.

That's right, and you better hurry

before Daphne completely ruins the business.

You never stop, do you, Freddy?

Just doin' my job.

[growling]

- Yikes! - Yikes!

[growling]

Oh, no!

What will we do now?

Jinkies!

We are most certainly doomed.

Like, oh, lucky us.

It is Scoob-nan, the barber-arian.

- It is? - That's right.

So watch it, buddy.

Ugh! You'll never..

...cut me down to size.

Well, take this.

[growling]

Oh-oh, I'm out of here.

Help!

Way to go, Scoob.

We can use this styling mousse on Bigwig, when he runs by.

Like, yeah, he'll be all wigged out once we spray him stiff.

[growling]

Yikes!

Now, g*ng.

Like, oh, no

we moussed Scoob.

[laughing] Too bad.

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

I'm coming, Shaggy.

thud

[groaning]

Well, like, I guess that's the way the puppy bounces.

Allow me, Scooby.

Thanks, Velma.

If you ask me, Bigwig has to be Crissie.

Uh, she like hated losing to Scooby

and she wanted the game-room closed.

Get serious, Shaggy.

It's Durwood O'McDigitson.

He's mad because I won't buy his dumb video games.

Well, they're tasty.

Well, you're both wrong, Bigwig is really Red Herring.

I said, Bigwig is really Red Herring.

I'll be back in a minute.

I didn't do it, Jones.

Now, beat it, you dipstick.

Darn!

Actually it's neither of them.

[all gasp]

Well, well, well, you thought you could get away with it

you thought you were slick.

Uh, who is this guy?

I've never seen him before.

Yes, you have, Scooby.

Perhaps this will help.

- Crusty Baker? - Crusty Baker?

Yeah, Crusty Baker.

Yeah, I was sick and tired

of noisy kids keepin' customers away.

(Velma) I began to suspect when him when Shaggy and Scooby saw

the monster trying to break in Crusty's back door.

Then I realized that those sticks the monster dropped

at Durwood's were actually Crusty's breadsticks.

And when Scooby found this toupee

I recognized it as being Crusty's hair.

I don't know what I'd do without you, Velma.

Jinkies, Daphne, I'm just glad I can help.

Besides, Gus is the one who built the machine

that Scooby came out of.

Oh, I'm just glad I could help you, Velma.

Well, I guess, you kids is gonna turn me in.

That's right, buddy.

We've got laws in this great nation of ours.

It's people like you and those horrible toast men

who are ruining this world.

I mean, you come around here in your flying saucers and..

Freddy, take a vacation, okay?

Well, that about wraps up this case.

Oh, yeah, but wait a minute, Daphne

Scoob had a brainstorm about Crusty's restaurant.

Yeah, a really good one.

♪ A pup named Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪♪

Thanks for letting me run Crusty's restaurant, Daphne.

I just knew my automatic pizza maker would be a big hit.

We're totally proud of you, sweet cake.

I knew she could do it.

Well, it was your encouragement, Freddy, that kept me going.

Hey, that's what I'm here for.

Not only did you show good business sense

but you were kind to Gus, too.

Thanks, daddy, but I really have to tell you and mom something.

What's that, honey-dew?

I don't wanna let you down

but I just don't feel like running a business right now.

You know, you're right, dumpling.

You've got plenty of time to be successful.

Oh, for sure, you're only a kid once.

Mom, dad, I'm so glad you understand.

[sobbing]

Like, these family things always make me cry, Scoob.

[crying] Me too.

Thanks, Velma.

Thanks to Shaggy's secret recipe

I've got to the best pretzel and whipped cream pizza in town.

- Ew, gross! - Ew, gross!

Who would wanna eat a pretzel and whipped cream pizza?

Why, my two best customers of course.

Like no one knows more about great pizza than me and my pal.

A pup named..

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[laughing]

♪ Scooby Dooby Scooby Dooby Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby Dooby Doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ah Scooby ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪