02x08 - Terror, Thy Name Is Zombo

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[Shaggy] Like, the g*ng and I had gone to Jipner's Joyland.

Coolsville's coolest amusement park.

I can't believe Shaggy and Scooby ate all of the--

Shh! Listen.

[Shaggy] Like, thanks.

I was gonna be the first kid

on their brand new, totally boss

roller coaster along with a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Okay, go ahead.

So you ate 450 boxes of serial

just to get box tops to win the first ride?

Like, yeah. It sure was a busy afternoon.

- And tasty too. - But it was worth it.

To be the first ones to ride Monster Mountain.

You said it, Shaggy.

Hey, look!

'The park is closed.'

Like, zoinks! Horrors! And, oh, no!

I don't believe it!

Ah-ha! I know what happened!

What? What?

According to the national exaggerator.

This is the secret headquarters

of the evil cotton candy creatures.

What would we do without you, Freddy?

Who knows?

[man wailing]

It sounds like we're not the only broken hearted ones.

[wailing]

Hey, why are you crying Mr., Mr., uh..

I'm Jolly Jipner.

Jipner Joyland's official

now unemployed, turnip mascot.

We had to close down when Zombo showed up.

Like, I don't think I wanna hear about this one.

Me neither.

He's mean. He's ugly. He's horrible!

- The clown ghost. - Get serious, Mr. Turnip.

There are no such things as clown ghosts.

[gas hissing]

[laughing hysterically]

Like, what was that?

[toy squeaking]

boom

[laughing hysterically]

It's-it's Zombo!

- Yikes! - Yikes!

[all] Yikes!

Adios. Al vida zein. Sayonara. And so long.

[teeth clattering]

Like, help!

That's right, kiddos.

And I'm not clownin' around either.

[laughing hysterically]

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Dooby a pup named Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪♪

Stay away from Jipner's Joyland.

Or else..

Like, help! Scooby!

I'm coming, Shaggy.

This is no time to play cowboy, Scooby.

Well, just watch, little lady.

- Huh? - Woah!

- Like, thanks, Scoob. - Don't mention it, pilgrim.

Stay away from Jipner's Joyland. Or else..

[laughing hysterically]

No clown's gonna make fools

outta the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

Like, he can make one outta me, any day.

- 'Cause I'm outta here. - Me too.

But if you leave now, no one will every

be able to ride Monster Mountain.

- This is terrible, Shaggy. - Like, no jive, Scoob.

We can't let the kids of America down.

Joyland, h*!

Like, oh, my gosh! Look at that, Scoob.

I'm looking. I'm looking.

[Shaggy] Like it's...Monster Mountain.

Ha-ha-ha. Like, won't it be a blast ridin' it, Scoob?

Hmm, I guess so.

Boy, am I glad to see you guys.

[Fred] Did you wanna see if we're okay

or did you wanna congratulate us

for escaping Zombo?

Neither. I wanted to charge you admission.

It would really upset Joey if I forgot.

- Who's Joey? - Did someone call?

This is my brother, Joey Jipner.

Pleased to meet you kids.

Now, pay the man or get out!

Like, no way, Mr. Jipner.

Scoob and I won your box top contest.

Yeah, we get in for free.

How'd you manage to eat all that cereal?

Like, we were hungry.

We hadn't eaten since breakfast.

We're the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

We're here to save your park from...ew, Zombo.

But before we do

you'll need to answer this one

single, important question.

What do you know about the cotton candy creatures?

Why would Zombo be haunting you?

Zombo used to own this park.

But he was a real clown when it came to business.

That's hard to believe.

Our beloved dad, Jonny Jipner, bought this place from him.

Zombo actually thought that a Jipner would try to cheat him.

Imagine that.

And now his ghost has returned to chase away customers.

And steal our money.

Oh, sure. A buffoon from beyond.

Then again, I'd want revenge

if I had to go around dressed like him.

I can't take it anymore!

Joey, you can have my share of the park.

Okay, Jenny, if you insist.

Now, where's my $200?

But you said, I could have your share.

[Jenny] I said, you could have it.

I didn't say it was free. Ha-ha-ha.

If you kids stop Zombo

I'll give you lifetime passes to Jipner's Joyland.

[together] Lifetime passes!

[Fred] 'Wow! Just think.'

I could see their Hard to Believe museum whenever I want.

I would enjoy being able to ride the rocket

to the moon more often.

And I could practically live in my favorite part of the park.

Fashion-land!

Like, I hate to say it, Mr. Jipner.

- But we'll take the case. - Yeah.

Is there anyone who might wanna ruin your business?

And are they made outta cotton candy and ten feet tall?

Well, I don't know about cotton

but we do have this one strange brother Bart.

He owns Sloppo Land. The crummy amusement park next door.

Joey, Jenny, Jolly and Bart?

Yeah, Bart always was a rebel.

And he would be better off if we went outta business.

Not to mention that Bart hates your guts.

Yeah, but even Bart could never do a thing like this.

Don't worry, Mr. Jipner.

We'll get to the bottom of it all.

Like, do we have to?

Only if you wanna ride Monster Mountain.

Like, let's go, Scooby. Duty calls.

Yeah. Duty calls.

Alright, buddy! What's the big idea?

What're you doing here, and what're you doing

to that Ferris wheel?

I'm Jerry Jipner and I fix rides.

What are you doin' here?

I'm on a case! Sorry, Mr. Jipner.

But I don't get to do that very often.

[laughing hysterically]

[gibberish]

[screaming]

Stay away from Jipner's Joyland, or else..

[laughing hysterically]

Like, that's it. I'm history.

Me too. Taxi!

- Where to, bob? - Like, anywhere but here.

[tires screeching]

Gee, since they're leaving now

they won't get to ride Monster Mountain.

Like, why does she have to be right all the time, Scooby?

I don't know.

[tires screeching]

vroom

Sorry.

Hey, forget it.

I'd want to be the first one

on Monster Mountain too.

Hmm, what we need is a good clue.

[sniffing] Huh?

Like, Scoob's sniffer must really be onto something.

Oh, Scooby, it's only a snack bar.

[giggling] I know.

[gulps]

Like, mellow out, Daphne.

To you it may be just a snack bar.

But to us it's lunch.

It sure is.

[both] Whoa!

Like, that was my kinda ride, Scooby.

Yeah! A real ava-lunch.

Get it, Shaggy? Ava-lunch.

An avalanche. Ha-ha-ha!

I don't get it.

Jinkies!

Velma said, jinkies.

It must be a clue.

Thank goodness.

It's a set of blueprints.

Ah-ha! That could only mean one thing.

The cotton candy creatures are building condos?

How'd you know?

Lucky guess.

There's only one thing to do.

Like, go home and forget all about it?

Yeah, please.

Nope. Let's split up, g*ng.

Like, they call that a Funhouse?

It doesn't look like much fun to me.

Me neither.

[sniffing]

Huh?

boink boink boink

Good work.

Jinkies!

Like, uh, that's two jinkies in one day.

Velma's on a roll.

It's free passes to Sloppo Land.

Bart Jipner's rival amusement park.

[indistinct]

[laughing]

Oh, o-o-h!

Like, it's a secret entrance.

Good going, Scooby.

Yeah, uh, don't mention it.

Let's see what's inside.

Jinkies! It's a garage.

Like, it's the haunted garage of Zombo the clown, Scoob.

Oh, no!

Aah!

bam

Like, you found Zombo's car, Scoob.

[laughing hysterically]

And now I found you.

Uh, it's Zombo.

And this time, I'll have the last laugh.

Not if I can help it.

- Let's scoot. - Like, good idea, Scooby.

You can't escape Zombo.

[Zombo laughing]

Like, welcome to Jipner's Joyland, Mr. Zombo.

- Huh? - Ticket please?

I-I don't have a ticket.

Like, no problemo. We got plenty of tickets.

That's right. Here you go.

[scatting]

Like enjoy your stay, Mr. Zombo.

Yeah.

[screaming]

[Fred] '"Welcome to Sloppo Land.'

Home of the world famous...lettuce on a stick."

Lettuce on a stick?

Ew!

Don't touch that, Daphne.

This could mean trouble.

Don't tell me, the cotton candy creatures have teamed up

with the lettuce people.

Wow!

You've been reading my copies

of The Exaggerator, haven't you?

Whoa!

What happened to you three?

Like, we just had a run in with Zombo.

He was the most grisly grossomatic thing you ever saw.

- Yeah! - Zoinks!

It's Zombo's evil clown puppy, Fido.

[Daphne] 'Oh, Shaggy, it's only Scooby.'

Scooby found a clown makeup kit.

[laughing]

Now, I found you.

[all] Zombo!

I warned you brats to stay away.

And this time, I'm not clownin' around.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[all gasping]

Like, don't just stand there, Scooby.

- Do something. - Right, Shaggy.

I'll go home and come back tomorrow.

Bye!

Ahh!

- Good going, Scooby. - Thanks, Freddy.

Uh, what'd I do?

Hiya, kids, what are you doing here?

Zoinks, it's Zombo!

You heard me. What's the big idea?

Alright, mister. Who are you?

And what are you doing right here, right now?

Have some lettuce on a stick, sweet child.

My name is Bart Jipner.

And I own this fine amusement park!

Oh.

Do you have any idea why

Zombo is at Sloppo Land?

Zombo is here?

Like, in the living greasepaint.

Yeah!

Well, then he owes me

one adult admission.

Your brother Joey hired us to stop Zombo.

Joey? I should've known.

Too bad he's having all that trouble.

Yeah. Those darn cotton candy creatures can be a real pain.

Of course, with Jipner's Joyland gone.

I could afford to put in a second ride.

But I don't see how I'd ever top this baby though.

Me neither. Wee!

Well, kids, I'm closing for the night.

'Come back anytime.'

But when you do

it's 25 cents per person or a puppy.

bam

That man is a sourpuss.

Yeah, a rude old sourpuss.

Come on, g*ng, let's go tell Joey about this.

Like, it looks like some kinda Jipner family reunion.

But Jamie, you can't quit now.

[sobbing] Sorry, Joey.

But my mom needs an operation.

Well, in that case..

Hmm.

Hey, wait a minute, your mom is my mom.

And she's never been sick a day in her life.

Too bad.

[laughing]

What a sucker.

Oh, this Zombo thing is tearing

the Jipner family clear apart.

Don't worry, Joey.

We'll go back to that Funhouse

and look for more clues.

Like, speak for yourself, Freddy.

Scooby and I aren't goin' anywhere.

Yeah, we're staying put.

Gee, it's too bad you guys are leaving because..

Like, we know.

We won't be the first ones

to ride on Monster Mountain.

Right. Let's get this over with.

Uh-uh, na-uh.

Like, Scoob, you've got to go inside with us.

Yeah, this could be Zombo's secret headquarters.

I know. That's why I'm staying here.

Would you do it for a new and improved

extra tasty Scooby Snack?

They're talking to you.

Oh, it's empty.

Empty?

Calm down, Scooby, I'll just have to

send out for more.

May I use your phone, Velma?

Of course, Daphne.

Hello, Speedy Scooby Snack Delivery?

This is Daphne Blake and I'd like one box of your..

What flavor would you like Scooby?

Er, um, peanut butter.

Peanut butter Scooby Snacks

delivered to Jipner's Joyland, please.

Ha-ha-ha, like, no wonder they call it

Speedy Scooby Snack Delivery.

Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!

[sighs]

Like, somethin' tells me, he's ready.

Yep, lets get going.

tap tap tap

It looks like something funny's going on in here.

That's because we're in a fun house, Freddy.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Like, I'll bet Zombo's watchin' us right now, Scoob.

Me too.

Oh, boy, it's the haunted eye of Zombo.

[both] Yikes!

Oh, you two, it was only Velma.

Thank goodness.

Woah! Woah!

[crashing]

Like, remind me to stand back

the next time Scoob puts his foot down.

Jinkies, look at this.

What is it, Velma?

Zombo's shoes are powered

by the same jet stream blasters

that are used in a fun house.

[laughing]

Good work, kids.

And now, I'm gonna break every funny bone in your bodies!

Like, start the music.

Hold it. Excuse me, but I just had my hair done today.

Jenkins?

Yes, Miss Blake?

Be scared for me, would you?

Right away, Miss Blake.

[screams]

- That will be all, Jenkins. - Yes, Miss Blake.

Ah, I'm ready. You can start the music now.

[instrumental music]

♪ Look out when the circus comes around ♪

♪ They say that's where he lurks around ♪

[screeching]

I knew it. My hair's a mess again.

[scatting]

Ha, that's better. You can start the music again.

♪ Tell the ghoulish evil nose ♪

♪ A superbat that don't do as told ♪

♪ 'Cause he knows just where to find him ♪

♪ Don't look he's right behind ya ♪

♪ Listen we must remind ya ♪

♪ Just beware ♪

♪ He's the ghastly ♪

♪ Ghostly comedian turn back ♪

[screaming]

♪ He likes to bite when you feed him ♪

♪ So take care ♪

♪ He's a clown ghost ♪

ting

[music continues]

♪ Do take care he's the clown ghost ♪

♪ Du du du du-du ♪

♪ Clown ghost du du du du-du ♪

♪ Clown ghost du du du du-du ♪

♪ Clown ghost ♪♪

[panting] Phew!

Like, ditchin' that clown, Zombo was no laughing matter.

What happened to Scooby?

I'm here.

[gasping]

Oh, boy, like, don't do that again, okay, Scoob?

He-he-he, right, Shaggy.

Jinkies!

What is it, Velma?

It's a chest filled with clown props.

Hmm, that can only mean one thing.

Velma, has a plan.

Jinkies, Scooby, you sure do know me well.

[laughing]

- 'Oh, Zombo.' - Huh?

I've got some bad news for you.

[laughing] Oh, yeah? What's that?

Like, there's a new clown in town.

Yeah, and this park's not big enough for both of you.

We'll see about that.

Take a look, pilgrim.

[Shaggy] 'Ha-ha-ha, it's slapstick in Scooby.'

[Daphne] 'And it looks like he's challenging you'

'to a clown off.'

Yep. I am?

[growling]

[laughing]

Oh, well.

Ha-ha-ha, slapstickin' Scooby's got

the fastest flower in the West.

Now, I'm really mad.

Uh-oh.

screech

[gulps] Delicious.

[growling]

Top this.

Okay.

swoosh swoosh swoosh

- How's that? - Oh!

That does it!

- Like, let's jam, Scoob! - Right, Shaggy.

- Like, in here, Scooby. - Right, Shaggy.

[laughing]

- Now, Freddy. - Right, Velma.

[both] Uh-oh!

Uh-oh!

swoosh

Like, we're finally gettin' to ride on Monster Mountain, Scoob.

[Scooby] Yeah, at last.

[both] Yikes!

Like, now we know why they call it Monster Mountain.

Unfortunately.

Like, at least Zombo's back there and we're up here.

[laughing]

That's what you think.

[yelping]

- Woah! - Woah!

Like, whose idea was it to go on this ride, anyway?

[Scooby] It wasn't me.

[screaming]

How did it go?

Like, Monster Mountain is boss.

Yeah, really boss.

It's the bossest.

[groaning]

[giggles] That's what I call a wild ride.

Well, another job well-done

by the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency.

But like, who is Zombo?

It had to be Bart Jipner.

He had everything to gain if Jipner's Joyland closed down.

And remember, the clown make-up.

You're both wrong.

Zombo could only be one person.

If only I could figure out who it is.

Hey, Jones, aren't you gonna accuse me of doing it?

Of course. Zombo's got to be red herring.

Wrong again, you clown. Honk, honk. Ha-ha!

What a dweeb.

Actually, Zombo is none other than..

...Joey Jipner.

[all gasp]

[Velma] The blueprints Scooby and Shaggy found were

actually plans to improve Jipner's Joyland.

And I noticed that he had a safe filled with money

even though he said, business was terrible.

And then, Scooby found the clown props in Joey's trailer

I knew he had to be Zombo.

Oh, I get it.

Joey became Zombo to scare the other Jipners away.

And like, he used the money he stole from the park

to buy off his brothers and sisters.

Yeah, and then Joey could improve the park

and he'd own it alone.

That way he'd make all the money.

Yeah, I would've gotten away with it

if it weren't for you nosy kids.

splash

And your clownin' canine.

That's me. He-he-he-he!

Thanks to you kids, I've been welcomed back

into the Jipner clan.

Have some lettuce on a stick.

That's okay, Bart, you keep it.

And as the oldest brother

he gets to take over Jipner's Joyland.

And for helping us out, you kids can ride Monster Mountain

any time you want for free.

Any time we want?

Like, did you hear that Scoob? Scoob?

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Whee!

[giggling]

This is fun.

It looks like Scooby's decided

to take it slow and easy.

[laughs] Like, yeah.

I guess this ride is thrills enough for my pal

a pup named Scooby-Doo.

Hey, don't I get to say that?

- Oh, yeah. - Thanks.

- You're welcome. - Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby a pup named Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ Scooby-Doody Doo-Doo Doo ♪

♪ Scooby so cool ♪

♪ Oh Scooby Scooby-Doo ♪♪