02x10 - The Good, the Bad, & the Glenns

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let me tell you about my family

take a look and see what

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submitted for your approval just under

that surface there was glue that held

together in our town you don't believe

me she's going too far this time

this guy retires early like this

afternoon so who's it for lunch

she's in fine form today

I haven't seen her like this since well

Tuesday you kiddin whole state heard you

a little birdie you know how I hate to

gossip but you wouldn't believe what she

did today she reduced a plumber to tears

who do you think I give you a hand

it wasn't the Queen of England it was hi

Deena I heard you couldn't get away from

gen1 she was the subject of dinner table

conversations and she was the first item

on the agenda in a row we have

proposition 87 originally proposed by

Andy Anderson thank you sweet the local

noise ordinance would prohibit any

citizen from raising their voice higher

then 103 deci Oh bill I second the

notion Thanks thanks Ben nine let's vote

quickly listen to him there's no time

all those in favor of the noise

ordinance

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you insult my wife like that she's very

delicate the night sniffer dog adjust

the secret decoder ring inside now do we

you know we've already got three big

boxes of cereal at home who's in it for

the cereal

don't try and cheat me I saw you charged

me for an extra donut

look Louie I think that's mrs. bland

ahead of us really what gave it away

like swimming you want to go swimming

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call me an ambulance all right you're an

ambulance

I still don't understand why we have to

go because I have to go doesn't clear

things up for you sport clear is mod now

Louie it's always nice to visit a friend

when they're sick if you were in the

hospital wouldn't you want gen Glenn to

come visit you hi Jan how are you look

honey the Anderson's well what do you

know gen Glenn has visitors looks like I

lost the betting pool not this time my

friend how is she doctor Shh the good

news is her aims never been worse the

bad news

she's suffering from a rare and acute

case of laryngitis it's not I'm sorry to

say it is however there is only one

doctor in this world who can cure her

and he lives in Paris that's in France

you know let's go the operation is quite

expensive and not to mention the cost of

flying him out and of course there's the

patient says attitude

we're taking up a collection checks or

money orders I figured things would be a

little different with Jen went out of

commission I just didn't know how Jen

ones voice ripping through town people

seemed happy

giddy vibrant it's a gift

lovely weather we're having isn't it

wonderful hey how are your sinuses clear

as a bell you're the nice guy here it

was truly frightened it was like some

kind of weird trance had taken over the

people of Cedar Knoll everyone was

really boring and the town formerly

known as Cyrano is numbers 1 through 8

no what are we going to do about this

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nasty letter approach but not too nasty

no definitely not too nasty maybe just a

short oh thank you for including us

letter mmm something was going on but

before I could get to the bottom of it

no way will you get that things got

worse hey what are you doing here Lily

don't be rude

inviting granion to our house Andy Tommy

then Glen's here

no oh great I hope you're not a wingman

cuz there's only so many wings to go

around not to worry mr. Anderson I'm a

vegetarian you are not you need slabs a

cold roast beef for lunch every day you

stole turkey legs from three different

kids last week Thank You Glenn

it's so nice to get some feedback on

ones cooking I'm surprised you haven't

opened a restaurant could I trouble you

for another piece of casserole it's no

trouble at all Louie you're embarrassing

us in front of our guests you know Jan

is the one who gave me this recipe she's

a wiz with a can of tuna

curry

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like hey can I get a towel here my

shoulders so key to that my relationship

with wine one took a strange turn

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sorry going one there's no room at the

table what's this my class picture

turning over go ahead read it dear

friends forever sign big G that's me

big G hey you could be little G if you

want I don't want to be any G so now you

give me your class picture

sorry big G I'll have one no problem no

problem

maybe it was no problem for him but it

was a huge problem for me I couldn't get

rid of the guy Franklin was the last

thing I saw every night and the first

thing I saw every morning ready to go I

owe your chain tighten your brakes and

pumped up your tires one gone no offense

but why are you acting so weird

what do you mean don't you want to tease

me make fun of my name member loser

lunatic

remember all those I wouldn't do that

you don't want to give me a noogie

you know I'll really grind your knuckles

into my scalp that could bruise your

cranium I'm on a nice wedgie a grundy

buster you don't really get in there and

talk we're pals

remember big G little G pals don't

wedgie pals come on let's go down to our

secret Clubhouse we don't have a secret

Clubhouse let's go find one tell you

what how about we race to the secret

Clubhouse I'll give you a head start

ready

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mom something weird is going on you're

telling me I've added duty packets

abused and this bread still won't rise

it's just spooky mom flatbread is the

least of our problems

it's the whole town nobody spend

themselves lately oh really if nobody's

been themselves then who do you suppose

they've been look around ever since mrs.

Glenn got sick the whole town's gone

nutty they're fine nutty

alright hey Dad I got 12 hours to k*ll

tell me a story about the w*r w*r

consider it defined

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community who cannot speak for herself

Jen Glen now Jen Glen needs us and we

need Jen Glen you wanna hear my plan

here it is we raise money for Jen Glen's

operation by having a block party good

idea mom

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geez sue a guy for showing a little

enthusiasm picture it will have booths

carnival games more food than you can

shake a stick at somebody has a cedar

Knoll are you with me now come on

bebo we all know that the word Cedar

Knoll mean compassion

remember Jen Glen has many wonderful

hidden qualities all right Earl remember

the time your garage almost burned down

and the fire alarm didn't work Jen Glen

open her window and shouted and the

firemen were there within minutes yes

you saved our house so and guess what

about that time your dog was lost and no

one could find him until gently and let

out their high-pitched squeal that only

dogs can hear and brought him back home

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I know what it's like to have in these

past few days a bit but cedar no I mean

smile soldiers so let's help a fallen

soldier in the hall after she recovers

I'll be the first one to look into

getting her I transfer

despite mom and dad stirring speeches

the block party was a bust it was like

Cedar Knoll had completely forgotten how

to have fun something was missing

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I can't believe hey little G how about

we head down to the donut shop my dream

that's when it hit me I realize what we

were all missing John Glenn more

specifically

Jenn glands we almost moved

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the party turned out to be quite a

success

everyone cross their fingers and hope

the operation would work well almost

everyone

yes sing like a bird welcome home honey

and some people are still celebrating a

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small town is wow like a finely tuned

bicycle wheel it doesn't roll right

unless it has all its bones

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well Cedar Knoll finally got all that

spokes back and from my unique

perspective I could see the whole town

was rolling in just as if it had never

stopped

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