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01x17 - Walk a Mile In My Shoots

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Swamp Thing". Aired: July 27, 1990 – May 1, 1993.*
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Superhero television series based on the Vertigo/DC Comics character the Swamp Thing.

01x17 - Walk a Mile In My Shoots

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standing

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okay the old baby switch trick not the

most stylish way to lure you here but

nevertheless effective

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what is this I've met easily m'q

transformation and now old friend

I am swapping

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quite enjoyable I must say so we have an

unknown at it but enough amusement it's

time for the serious research to begin

sure there are great many secrets I can

calm this body once I had a chance to

play with it

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[Applause]

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the Swan is my world

it is Who I am it is what I am I was

once a man I know the evil men - do not

bring your evil here I warned you beware

the wrath of Swamp Thing

this is arcane Graham do with me in

Bella in Graham do you hear me you fool

invalid incorrect access code

dr. arcane we've been trying to locate

you general Sunderland is insistent on

talking with you switch him through send

a crew up to retrieve the transformer

are you all right doctor you sound a

little hoarse I do not need a diagnosis

on the quality of my health from

simpleton you have your orders act upon

you [ __ ]

now perhaps a general through you were

not authorized to perform another test

as I explained before general your

safety is the chief concern there were

only three phlogiston crystals you've

already wasted two of em when you're

testing in two ply people 25 years to

grow that material I will not live long

enough to create any more I understand

general but now we have sufficient data

to guarantee there is no risk to your

life the next transformation will be to

your new body why don't I feel like

celebrating doctor

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well you alright

I'm sorry I'm kind of clumsy

it's been a long time since I have

fingers of flesh and blood you did this

tree didn't you stay away from me listen

to me will you're not gonna understand

any of this even if I try to explain

what happened to me I mean believe it

myself

right now I need your help help my buddy

well I know you you couldn't leave

anyone out here like this no matter what

you thought of watching me okay

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[Applause]

it's probably the stupidest thing I've

ever done in my life but come on

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at last I'll be able to uncover the

secret he's by our restorative formula

dr. arcane the body has arrived it's one

general sindelle incent it's the one he

wants to be transformed into contact him

immediately tell him we've had a problem

with the new body but problem is that

dr. I have it right here it's in perfect

condition

it died what it died on arrival you

understand it's gonna have a massive

cerebral hemorrhage and will have to be

disposed off take care of the tragedy

suit yourself

listen we'll just for the record if

anything happens to me I think perhaps

you should know about this what is this

a confession of sorts see our Kane used

some kind of device metas lemic

transformer to exchange our minds I'm

not arcane or someone else someone you

talked to in the swamp no okay and

you're more full of it than I thought

you were you but you you want me to

believe that your swamp thing in our

Cain's body I really didn't expect you

to believe it and there's a lot more

this experiment of our caves transfer

solidifies in 24 hours if I'm not back

where I belong I get permanently swapped

wait wait a minute

run run this by me again now it's real

simple will I have to find our cane now

well let's go Swamp Thing

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somebody wants to get rich they could

have been a self-cleaning fish tank

dr. arcane what's going on do it

can you come in do I have a choice

where's your first-aid kit it's uh

stairs in the bedroom duckie that's all

I know

how much I took for granted

how much I've forgotten

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why don't I just get these out of your

way I'm sorry it's just that I've been

so long since I've been able to

appreciate the smell of a woman injured

or not arcane you are scum just stay

away from me

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does your hair well how you doing with

that first day kid

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the skies over the edge

maybe not

you're just gonna bandage it up - out of

my house

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I hadn't realized self-deception would

be such a nauseating experience

secret is in there somewhere

but where what is it

well I've gotta get to the compound

what's stopping you pain I forgotten how

brittle the human nervous system yes

hurts to think

that's our arcane what are you doing out

here is there something the matter I

know this flower sunset Delta

picked at dusk when his most vulnerable

strengthens the heart and comforts our

soul

I've heard that it's lovely someone very

dear to me once filled their entire

garden with these flowers

too much nitrogen

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I'll try to be more careful

I'm gonna go change the soil

look last couple hours and hottest

strange things have been happening I

don't understand I got none and that

swamp Who am I gonna find the truth but

it would k*ll you

I'm a sucker for the truth we'll wait

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dr. arcane the medicine limit

transformer is back in place and

functional may I ask doctor what kind of

experiments you are conducting out there

you may not leave me alone stay where

you are

I'm taking you back you pathetic little

twerp

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don't try to turn around just listen I

need a pressure bandage a little

betadine

a packet of d5w and anything you have of

the pain what have you done to yourself

g*nsh*t get your bag and give you the

things I've asked you floss say good

night doc

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well the first time that I ever saw snow

I was in a room with these silver

chandeliers and from the window it

looked like the clouds had collided and

exploded into the compound it was

magical oh my god it's dark look I've

gotta go what's wrong nothing I just

stayed too long I was tired and yourself

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it's chilly you better go and get a

sweater okay I'll be right back

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well what happened

I Bolivia what did you see it's not what

I saw it's what I did

I shot you okay I've got to get to

arcane you wounded my body he doesn't

know how to regenerate it it could die

listen to me he's probably gone back to

the lab I need some transportation well

okay there's a truck at skill itself

I'll see if I can borrow you go ahead

I've got some unfinished business to

take care I hope you don't mind

I thought you might like to have this

what gave you the impression that I

could possibly want anything from you I

just thought don't think it's not one of

your more endearing qualities and don't

cuddle a plant it won't get any stronger

if you keep treating it as if it were

fragile

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I'm sorry I'd go arcane we'll just hurt

you and you deserve more than that at

least I could do show you how to care in

years how poisonous is hard

take care

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this is our Kim pattern access denied

listen to me you transistorized

chamberpot open this damn door before I

have you melted down for door knock of

rap dollhouse

dr. arcane thought we'd never find you

what it's general Sunderland sir he says

it's extremely urgent yes I'll speak

with him after which we'll go to the

complex yes of course as always talk to

him he's in a very bad mood we make my

transfer in the morning no more tests

do I make myself clear no listen to me

you see now impotent old twit I have no

intention of jumping through any hoops

for you so where be a good chap and buzz

off

I'm busy we get to the complex I had a

few things I want you to do what are you

staring at drive moving

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please tell me frightened bye darling I

was forced to come back think I'm dying

things have gone a bit awry I wanted so

much to find the secret of his power it

would have made me invincible oh it may

have restored you to my side

this week titania I must transform

myself into a healthy specimen

how do you feel about graves body

where's the medes lemak transformer gram

it's where we've always kept a doctor

what are you waiting for

press the buttons make the code but no

time to waste

gray I need you in the medicine lemme

transfer a room now

first off buttons make the code do it

now

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Braham

where have you been you lazy

good-for-nothing little twerp I'm

talking to you

surprise surprise

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the old bait-and-switch

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oh shut up dr. arcane who gave you

permission to enter here general

Sunderland is very distressed by your

attitude gentlemen sir must be mistaken

the general and I have not spoken in

sometimes Graham will you come along

with us please generals plane is waiting

Jack whatever the misunderstanding I'm

sure we can work this out and I can play

you just come along with us this is an

outrage I'm not even properly dressed

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it is but human nature to wonder of life

in another man's shoes not a bad walk

unless the shoes are too tight

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