01x11 & 01x12 - The Pharaoh

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- [Narrator] The famed
Museum of the Seven Seas

awaits peacefully in its slip

for the gala public debut.

The museum's star attraction
is an exhibit of priceless

Egyptian artifacts
recently exhumed

from the tomb of
King Ramesses II.

[object zaps]

[dramatic music]

[Pharaoh laughing]

- Come, Princess Cleopatra,
my dazzling Delta dahlia.

- Ah, later, Pharaoh, my
pet, I just did my nails.

- I'll ignore your petty
vanity, sweet Cleopatra.

Behold!

At last, I have my treasure.

- What's so great about
a crummy little pyramid?

It doesn't even go
with our furniture.

- That is a secret that only I,

the last living
Pharaoh, am party to.

A secret that will allow me
to take my rightful place

as King of Kings,

the all powerful
monarch of the world.

- And I shall be Queen.

- Come.

[laughing] Come!

[whimsical music]

- With this exclusive
and a few good pictures,

we'll make the cover
of Newsmakers for sure.

- Right!

Now, why don't you start over
there while I go upstairs--

[guard moaning]

What was that?

- [gasps] Look!

The guard!

- Well, he's all green!

- Maybe it's something he ate.

- Excuse me, are you all right?

- I think.

Yes, I am.

Something...

Something very strange
has happened, I...

Oh!

It's gone!

Stolen by...

By some infidel!

- Well, what was stolen?

- By what infidel?

- The pyramid of
King Ramesses II.

The only one of its kind.

An absolutely priceless object!

I must report this immediately!

- Quick, Judy,

you get some pictures
of this entire area

while I contact Frank.

- Right!

- Only the wooden
pyramid was stolen?

- As far as we know, Frank.

- Well, let's see if
CrimeScope can give us a fix

on the most likely suspects.

[CrimeScope whirring]

We've got three likelies, Lori,

but two of them are in jail.

- And the third?

- The most precocious
philanderer this
side of the Nile.

- The Pharaoh!
- The Pharaoh!

- Don't forget
Princess Cleopatra.

You'd better get back
here on the double.

- We're on our way, Frank.

Let's go.

[dramatic music]

[whimsical music]

- At last I have
what's rightfully mine.

After all, I am a direct
descendant of Ramesses II.

- Whatever you say, darling.

It's all Egyptian to me.

- With this,

I shall possess the powers
of the great Sphinx.

We'll be rich beyond
our wildest dreams.

- How does it work?

That's a good
question, my sweet.

Oh, darn!

They've forgotten to
enclose the instructions!

- What do you mean?

- The hieroglyphics.

The incantation.

- We'll just go back to the
museum and get what we need.

- Yes.

But by now Electra Woman and
Dyna Girl are surely onto me.

I must see that they
are properly eliminated.

[eerie music]

And this should do it.

[Pharaoh laughing]

[whimsical music]

- Hi, Frank.

- Hello.

While CrimeScope is searching
for a report on the Pharaoh,

I have something I
want you ladies to see.

- Mm-hm?

- Here it is.
- Ooh!

- It's called the
Electra-Strobe.

- Wow!

- Oh, it's beautiful!

- Why don't you just put
that around your waist?

- Terrific!

- Huh?
- How do I look?

- Oh, terrific. [laughs]

- Ready?

- Yeah.

[Electro-Strobe pulsating]

Frank, I love it! [laughing]

That is incredible, Frank.

But explain this.

Why did it make you a Dyna
Girl go into slow motion?

- Well, actually nothing
slowed, Electra Woman.

It was you who sped up.

You see, with
Electra-Strobe you, uh,

you move, you react,

you even think 10,000
times faster than normal.

- And Electra Woman's
incredible speed

made everything else look slow.

- [Frank] Precisely.

- Electra-wow!

Oh!

[CrimeScope whirring]

- CrimeScope has picked
up on a reported sighting

of the Pharaoh near
the King Tut Theatre.

- That's our cue, Dyna Girl.

Let's go.

- Oh, while you're gone,

I'll have CrimeScope
miniaturize the Electra-Strobe.

[whimsical music]

- Now remember,
my dear Cleopatra,

the point is to get
them to this point.

- In front of the projector.

- Correct.

And this movie should prove
to be the final and last reel

in the careers of Electra
Woman and Dyna Girl.

[Pharaoh laughing]

[whimsical music]

- [Princess Cleopatra] Oh, help!

Please!

- Look!

- Isn't that the
Princess Cleopatra?

- The Pharaoh has betrayed me

and I'm too dainty to
be treated this way!

- Watch yourself, Dyna Girl.

This could be a trick.

[dramatic music]

- I did it!

- It is a trick, Electra Woman!

- Maybe our
Electra-Beams will teach

this young woman a lesson--

- [Dyna Girl] Watch out!

[dramatic music]

- What's going on here?

Electra Woman, Dyna Girl!

- I can't move.

The smoke is...

[Pharaoh laughing]

- Oh, yuck!

Who does your makeup?

- Don't be nasty, my lovely.

- What good is your
mummifying spray, anyway?

It doesn't last very long.

- Long enough, my
gorgeous Princess.

I adjusted the
theater's projectors

with my sacred red ruby

and soon these two
helpless ladies

will be battling laser beams.

Let's activate the
laser and be gone!

Come! [laughing]

[laser beams zapping]

- Dyna Girl, come on!

Snap out of it!

- What happened?

- We'll figure that out later.

It's what's going to happen
next that worries me!

- Laser beams!

Oh, Electra Woman, my
legs aren't working!

- I know.

Whatever the Pharaoh used on us

obviously hasn't worn off yet.

We'd better Electra-Degravitate
out of here.

- My ElectraCom
isn't working either!

- Or mine!

The Pharaoh has really
done it this time!

- [Narrator] The Pharaoh
has really done it, indeed.

Is this the end for Electra
Woman and Dyna Girl?

Immobilized by the
villainous Pharaoh,

Electra Woman and Dyna
Girl search frantically

for a means of escape.

- Dyna Girl!

The ElectraComs!

We can deflect the laser
beams of light with them.

- We can!

The special protective
coating on the crystal

can withstand anything!

- Right.

If we can just get
them into position

in time.

[ElectraComs buzzing]

- It's working, Electra Woman!

- Try aiming your beam up
towards the projection booth.

Maybe we can make this
thing self-destruct.

[ElectraComs buzzing]

[projector room blasts]

Good sh**ting, Dyna Girl!

- All in the wrist,
Electra Woman.

I think this green stuff
is all worn off by now.

- Oh, yeah.

- Wait.

Isn't that the pyramid?

- Yes.

But it looks as though the
Pharaoh has discarded it.

- But that doesn't make sense.

If it's supposed to be so
priceless, why leave it behind?

- It's empty.

I wonder what was inside.

- Whatever it was, the Pharaoh
went to a lot of trouble

getting it.

Maybe those hieroglyphics
can give us a clue.

- Right.

Let's give it back to Frank.

I'm sure he can give
us a reading on it
through CrimeScope.

- And some new ElectraComs.

[whimsical music]

- Well, analysis indicates that

the Pharaoh's
concoction contained

bitumen, spirit gum,
and oil of eucalyptus.

- Which means?

- Which means basically
that the Pharaoh

temporarily turned
you into mummies.

I adjusted these new ElectraComs
so they won't be effected,

should he try to use it again.

- Plus now we've got
our new Electra-Strobe.

- I'd like to see the
Pharaoh or Princess Cleopatra

try their tricks on us again.

- Yeah.

Well, you may get
your wish, Dyna Girl.

According to these
hieroglyphics,

whatever was in the pyramid
case is incomplete by itself.

- And?

- The Pharaoh needs something
else from the museum.

If you girls hurry,

I think you can make it.

- We've already left!

[whimsical music]

- [Electra Woman] This
time we'll be ready

for the Pharaoh's
mummifying spray.

[whimsical music]

- Almighty pharaohs
of ancient Egypt,

turn loose the powers
of the great Sphinx.

- It's been outta commission
for over 4,000 years.

Maybe it's a little rusty.

- Obey the incantation!

[air whistling]

Princess Cleopatra, permit
me to introduce Solaris,

a creature of pure energy.

No force in the world can
stop this fantastic creature

and he's here to heed
my every command.

- This I've got to see.

- And you shall
see, just as soon--

- As soon as you're out of jail!

- Well, well, well, what
a pleasant surprise.

- Electra Woman,
what's that thing?

- Inquisitive little
pest, aren't you?

Well, permit me to show you.

- Save the
demonstration, Pharaoh.

Give up or face
the consequences.

- I believe it is not I,

but you who shall
suffer the consequences.

Solaris!

Annihilate them!

[thrilling music]

[Pharaoh laughing]

[thrilling music]

[CrimeScope beeping]

Solaris, return!

[thrilling music]

Come, my lovely.

Shall we go wreak
a little havoc?

Eh? [laughing]

[tense music]

- [Narrator] Once
more, the Pharaoh seems

to have outwitted our heroines.

How will they possibly
overcome their hopeless fate?

- [Announcer] We'll be
right back with part two

of "Electra Woman
and Dyna Girl."

- [Frank] Electra
Woman, Dyna Girl!

Can you hear me?

Come on, girls, snap out of it!

Shake it off!

- [Narrator] Our heroines
show signs of life

since the creature's
vicious attack.

[tense music]

- Frank, what hit us?

- 50,307.81 volts of
static electricity.

Well, maybe you'd better,

maybe you'd better rest before
you move around too much.

- No, Frank, there's no time.

We're coming in.

[both wincing]

[whimsical music]

- I took the liberty of
developing the film you shot

after the theft of the pyramid.

- And what does it all mean?

- Well, according
to this inscription

and our own personal experience,

the Pharaoh is in control of
what can only be described

as an energy being.

- How powerful is this
creature supposed to be?

- So powerful CrimeScope
almost short-circuited

when I asked it
the same question.

What happened to you
two at the museum

is only a small sample of the
being's immeasurable strength.

- Cleopatra, come along.

- Don't rush me, darling.

I want to look absolutely
captivating for my debut.

- I have never
seen you lovelier.

- I know.

- You know your lines?

- Flawlessly.

- Good.

Then let's run wild. [laughing]

- But that means the
Pharaoh can run wild.

- Yes, with total liberty.

- The question is

how does the Pharaoh
intend to use

this incredible energy being?

- And how do we stop him?

- Well, the being feeds
off of all forms of energy,

electricity, heat,
friction, light.

Whatever we throw at it only
makes it that much stronger.

I'm afraid, at least
for the present,

we're totally in the dark.

[dramatic music]

- We interrupt normal
television broadcasting

to bring you this...

This...

Special announcement.

- Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen

of the television audience.

In case you haven't heard,

I am the Pharaoh.

If we should ever
meet face to face,

you may address me as
Your Royal Highness.

- That conceded,
self-assured fanatic!

If I ever get my hands
on his thick head--

- I am holding your
fair city for ransom.

All the energy in your
city will be sapped dry

and I'll return it only
when 10 million dollars

in small, unmarked
bills has been delivered

to my barge in the marina.

- What electra-nerve!

Electra Woman, he'll
never pull it off!

[dramatic music]

[Pharaoh laughing]

[CrimeScope beeping]

- Well, look at the
bright side, Dyna Girl.

At least now we know
what his plans are.

- What happened?

We've lost power.

[whimsical music]

- I've summoned you
to my Nile barge,

you, who are the representative
of top bankers in this city,

in order to instruct
you as to how you'll pay

the $10 million in ransom.

You'll pay it in
cold, hard cash.

Now, if you're considering
anything less than

full and complete cooperation,

I am prepared to allay your
petty treasonous notions.

[thrilling music]

Almighty pharaohs
of ancient Egypt,

turn loose thy powers
of the great Sphinx.

[air whistling]

All right, stop your groveling.

Get me my money now!

For we sail with the tide.

[air whistling]

The world is all mine.

Nothing can stop
me now. [laughing]

- [Narrator] And
so the powerless

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
speed to the Pharaoh's hideout

to confront the energy creature.

[Pharaoh laughing]

As Heflin works
to restore power,

the Pharaoh's plan
seems to have succeeded.

[whimsical music]

- After this, we'll
be able to hold

the entire world for ransom.

[Princess Cleopatra exclaiming]

- [Electra Woman]
Frank, can you hear us?

- [Dyna Girl] Still no power?

- That should do it.

All right, here goes.

[CrimeScope chimes]

Aha!

Hey, Electra Woman!

Electra Woman, Dyna Girl,

we're back in business.

The shield worked.

- You've done it again, Frank.

- Now if we could just find
a way to use our powers

to stop that creature.

- [Frank] I'll keep it working.

You just be careful.

- They say crime doesn't pay.

And I say it doesn't pay
not to be in crime. [laughs]

- Oh, I can't stand it.

Here comes more.

[thrilling music]

- What are you two doing?

How did you get here?

- Your door was open.

- You haven't stopped
us yet, Pharaoh.

And you won't now.

- Those are empty words,

coming from someone
about to be destroyed.

If you think the last time
you tangled with Solaris

was rough,

you're in for a real
shock this time!

- Not so.

- That's right, Pharaoh.

Our power-source
is lead-lined now.

Your being will never
be able to reach it.

- Perhaps not, you
persistent little pest.

Maybe he'll just have to drain

the very energy
from your bodies.

Electrify them!

Slowly.

[dramatic music]

- Use your Electra-Force Shield.

[ElectraComs humming]

- [Frank] Oh, that creature's
absorbing the energy

from your Electra-Force Shield!

- Uh-oh, here it comes!

- Degravitate, Dyna Girl!

[ElectraComs beeping]

[dramatic music]

It's not working, Frank.

We need more power.

We need something.

[ElectraComs beeping]

[tense music]

- Come on, CrimeScope, come on.

We've got to figure out
a way of helping them.

[dramatic music]

Zero probability.

No chance at all.

- I don't like the
looks of things.

- Frank, we need more power
for the Electra-Force Shield.

- [Frank] I can give
you an auxiliary boost.

[CrimeScope beeping]

[tense music]

But it can't last forever.

- We'll take
everything you've got.

- Gotcha!

One electric beam, coming up.

- Good thinking, Dyna Girl.

[ElectraCom buzzing]

- Here comes more
power for the shield!

[ElectraComs buzzing]

- Get them now!

Turn them to ashes!

[ElectraComs buzzing]

Hit them again!

Harder!

- The shield's still holding,

but for how long?

- More power, Frank!

Pour it on!

- Come on, CrimeScope,
more power.

More, more!

- I've got an idea!

Maybe the Electa-Strobe
can pump more energy

into this creature
than it can handle.

[ElectraComs buzzing]

- It better work.

If it hits again, it's
lights out for us.

[ElectraComs beeping]

[Electra-Strobe pulsating]

- It's gone.

You've destroyed Solaris!

- Time for me to take a powder.

- You are not going anywhere!

[ElectraCom buzzing]

- Not so fast.

[ElectraCom buzzing]

[dramatic music]

How would you like a dose of
your own medicine, Pharaoh?

Or should I say mummy?

[whimsical music]

- Well, it looks like
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl

have made Newsmaker Magazine
again this week, eh?

- Yep.

Which would be real nice,
except for one small thing.

- [Frank] What's that?

- Oh, we didn't write
the story, Frank.

We were scooped.

- [Frank] Hm.

- Look.

Another reporter,

who just happened to be
at the Pharaoh's hideout

when all the
excitement took place,

got credit for the story.

- Hm.
- Wait.

But look.

Here calls us "fantastic."

- And "incredible."

And "wonderful."

- Hey, not bad!

- Hey, you couldn't
have said it better

if you'd written it yourself.

[all laughing]

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