02x09 - T'ank You for Dat, Ariel

[bunniefuu]

Why do you suppose
shopping is
so much fun?

Everyone loves going
to the marketplace.

I just go there
to hang out
with my friends.

But urchin,
I thought we were
your friends.

Exactly.

Oh!

♪ Do do do
be do be do ♪

♪ doop be doo be
do do do be do ♪

Whoa!

Aah!

Oh, mon...

The puppeteer
didn't show up again.

Hmm.

Hee hee hee!

All hail king triton.

[Bugle sound]

Here come the powerful
king triton.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yrraah!

Uh-oh!

Here comes the horrible
sea monster.

Raaah!

Raaah!

[Fighting sounds]

Ow!

Aah! That hurt.

Just in time.

The brave and loyal
Sebastian arrives.

[Cheering]

Here comes the sea knight

marching along.

Take this!

Yrraah!

And this
some more!

Yipe, yipe, yipe!

And don't
come back again.

The brave Sebastian
saves the king.

Ta-da!

King triton proudly makes
his loyal crabvisor

a knight
of the seven sea.

Yes, yes.

Thank you. Thank you.

Good mornin',
Sebastian.

Morning, Sebastian.

Hey.

Morning, everybody.
Ha ha ha!

What are we
going to do today?

We're going
shoppin'.

Oh, h*! That's--

great.

Don't you like going
to the marketplace?

Well, sure, urchin.
It's just that
I don't like being

where there's hundreds
of big bodies
bashing around.

And most of them
are bashing into me.

Aah!

Seaweed sale!

[Excited voices]

Save some of that
seaweed for me!

Wow. Canyons
and currents.

I've been
looking all over
for this game.

Yep, morey the eel
has it all, kid.

You never know
what you'll find

just lyin' around
in my cart.

Yeeeaah!

Aw, here, Sebastian.

We've got you.

Are you all right?

All right? All right?

If being a squished,
squashed, beat-up
little runt is all right,

then... I'm all right.

Aw, cheer up,
Sebastian.

We're all going back
to my place to play
canyons and currents.

Let's go!

Wait. I'm havin'
a sale.

Oh, no!
Not another sale.

I am ready
to offer you

the adventure
of a lifetime.

Adventure?

A trip to a magic cave

where you can obtain
magical powers.

Magic?

Think of it.

Magic to take you
to exotic places...

The power to turn you

into a dashing
sea knight.

Or you!

Me?

Dazzling your friends

with heroic,
magical derring-do

as crowds of mermaids--
ooh-la-la-la--

cheer and throw flowers
at your fins!

Ahh.

Incredible magic

with a mere wave
of the hand or tail.

All for the low,
low price
of 59.99 in shells.

Paid up front.

No, morey.

Free delivery.

No! The last time
you sold us a map,

we got captured by
a giant octopus,

chased by
the evil manta,

and trapped
in a terrible cave-in.

See what a great
time you had?

I've been looking for
a canyons and currents game

ever since I was a kid.

Where's Sebastian?

Oops.
Sorry, Sebastian.
I didn't see you.

Let's pick
our game tokens.

I want the
little shark.
Raaarr!

You'll want
the sea horse,
Ariel.

Ooh, perfect!

So, urchin,
which cute little toy
do I get, hmm?

There's only two
in the box! That no good
morey the eel.

Looks like you and I
don't get to
play, Sebastian.

Unless...

Unless what, mon?

I can use you!
And that way
we can both play.

You see, you're just the right
size for this, Sebastian.

That's it!

I'm tired of being
pushed around by
you... you big guys!

If I was bigger,
you wouldn't treat me
like this.

It's just because
I'm a little red thing

that you guys
do this to me.

Sebastian, come back!

I didn't mean
anything!

Oh, mon, I'm always
being squished,
flattened,

or slapped by
somebody's tail.

And when you all rush off
on some adventure,

my little crab claws
swim so slow,

the adventure
is usually over
before I catch up!

Aw, Sebastian,

you know
you can always

ride around
on my tail.

Most of all,
I hate having to
ride around on your tail

all the time, flounder!

Okay, okay!

Oh, poor little
Sebastian.

So! I'm little!

So what?

Everybody
just leave me alone!

Ariel.
Ariel, wake up.

Urchin... flounder.

Isn't it a little late
to be playing canyons
and currents?

I traded my game
for the map to
the magic cave.

I figured Sebastian
would be a lot happier
if he was... well, bigger.

And magic
is the only way.

Do you think
we should do it, Ariel?

Sea witches use magic,
you know.

You're right,
flounder,

but urchin
is right, too.

We have to do it
for Sebastian.

For Sebastian.
For Sebastian.

[Urchin]
Oh, there it is.

The magic cave.

I never thought
of this before,

but how
is a cave
gonna tell us

how to help
Sebastian?

I am the mouth

of the magic cave!

Well,
that's one way.

I have the power
to give you magic

beyond your
wildest dreams,

but first--

how's...

My breath?

Only kidding.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Can you teach us
magic or not?

Oh, I can,

I can! But...

But what?

One and only one
of you may enter

and become a sorcerer

or sea witch,
as the case may be.

That magic
could make Sebastian

the biggest,
happiest crab
in the sea.

I'll go.

Well, come on in!

Gee, I, uh...
I hate to hog

the whole experience
for myself.

Urchin...

Let me have this...

Wonderful experience.

All right, Ariel.

If it means
that much to you.

Be careful, Ariel.

Oh...

A-Ariel's
become...

A sea witch!
A sea witch!

[Snoring]

I wanna be...

A great big crab.

[Snore]

I wanna be...

A great big crab.

I think he wants to be
a great big crab.

Come on, Ariel,
let's see if
you're magic or not.

Okay, here goes.

Guess I should
say something like, uh...

Magic...

Make Sebastian big!

[Snore]

Does he look
bigger to you?

[Snore]

His snoring
seems bigger.

Nothing happened.

Morey did it
to us again.

That magic cave
was just a bunch
of frogwash.

[Snoring]

Aah!

Good morning, flounder.
What happened to you?

You seem so much
smaller this morning.

Ariel!

I knew
we could do it.

Oh, how can I
ever thank you,

you little
magic makers?

You've given me
everything I've
ever dreamed of.

I won't need to ride
on your tail
anymore, flounder.

Now I can keep up
when we go on adventures.

Yeah... we can swim
side-by-side,

instead of
tail-by-claw.

Now you're
as big as I am.

Ariel! Look!
I'm as big as you!

Isn't it wonderful?

Now we can go out
dancing together.

♪ Be be beep de ohh ♪

Mon! I can't wait
to go to the palace.

Now I can really
see eye-to-eye
with the king.

Unfortunately,
daddy's away.
So it'll have to wait.

Ha ha! Too late!

Now the king will
have to look up to me.

And up...

And up...

And up! Ha ha ha!

Whew!
Wish there was a faster
way to harvest seaweed.

Let me lend
a helping claw.

Thanks,
big Sebastian.

It's the least I can do
for all my little mer-friends.

Aah!

Shark!

Gulp!

This ocean's
not big enough

for the both
of us, mon.

It's barely big
enough for me.
Ha ha!

Hooray,
big Sebastian!

Thank you,
big Sebastian.

Don't mention it,

unless you mention
it real loud

so I can hear it
way up here.

Ha ha!

I'm really proud
of Sebastian.

But I kinda miss hangin'
out with him like we used to.

I kinda miss him
hangin' on my tail.

As long
as he's happy.

Ariel,

do you have any
extra seaweed?

I've been eating
all day, but i'm
still hungry.

There's plenty of seaweed
in the ocean, Sebastian.

I ate that already.

All of it?

That's right.

[Rumbling]

What was that?

My tummy growling.

[Rumbling]

Sebastian,

I think you've
grown enough.

I suppose you're
right, Ariel.

Actually, I'd like being
bigger than a shark

but smaller than a whale.

That way I could
protect you from the shark,

but still fit
in your room, so
I can visit you again.

I'd like that,
too, Sebastian.

Magic, make Sebastian
bigger than a shark,

but smaller than a whale.

Aah!
Aah!

It's--it's--

humongous
Sebastian!

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Swim for your life!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Huh?

Did somebody
say something?

Hmm. I guess not.

Oh, mon, I'm so
lonely way up here.

[Hiccup]

And hungry.

Aah!

Nobody invites me
to lunch anymore.

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

[Rumbling]

Sebastian.

Hi, Sebastian.

How's the water
up there?

Sebastian,
it's me... flounder.

Down here!

Uhh! He can't hear me!

Help!

Flounder,
are you all right?

He's lucky
to be alive.

Sebastian, you
did something
terrible.

You almost crushed
flounder flatter
than a seacake.

Uhh! Oh, no!

I'm sorry, flounder.

I guess I'm too big
to hang around you
little guys.

When a whale's
a little guy,

you have
a big problem.

You're back.

Say ahhhh!

There's no time for that.

I, uh, seem to be
out of magic.

I gave you enough magic
for dozens of spells,

unless you blew it
all on one big spell.

[Rumbling]

Uh, oh, I see you
took the big spell.

Can you help us?

I'd like to,
but, of course... [yawn]

My magic only works
during a full moon.

Full moon?

What's a full moon?

Full moon...

You'll get your
power back...

During the full...

Moon.

But wait!

What's a full moon?

[Snores]

[Snores]

[Rumbling]

And so,
my teeny, tiny,
fellow atlanticans,

for your safety,
I must go away.

No, Sebastian!

You can't go away.

Sure I can, mon.

All I have to do
is take one step.

Oh, flounder,

I'm gonna
miss hanging
onto your tail.

Oh,

go ahead
and grab on.

You can't leave us,
Sebastian,

'cause... 'Cause
we're going with you!

We got you into this,
and we'll stick by you.

No matter how
humongous you are.

I like fishing,
all right. Ahh!

But nothing
new ever happens.

Aah!

It's a giant crab!

We'll gaff the blighter!

Aye-aye! We'll make a fortune
off the crab meat.

I'll use his shell
for a house.

Aah!
Ha ha!
Aah!

The surface.

Good thing
there's a full moon

so we can see
what we're doing.

Oh!

That's a full moon.

My magic must be back.

Magic, make Sebastian

his old self.

This magic stuff is
harder than I thought.

Try using it
on those humans.

Hurry!

Ready?

Ready!

Aim!

Aim!

I wish there weren't
any humans around.

Fire!

Fire!

What have I done?

I wish none of this
had ever happened.

I have a weird feeling
about this.

Maybe we shouldn't
be fooling with magic.

You think so?

Trust me.

Hey!

Uhh!

Aren't one of you
going to step...

Inside?

Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.

[Snores]

I wanna be--

[snores]
A great big crab.

[Snores]

I wanna be--[Snores]

A great big crab.

Oh, hello, Ariel.

What are you
all looking at?

The biggest little
crab under the sea.

Why am I the big shot
all of the sudden?

Well, because you
have a big heart

and a big smile.

And a big mouth.

And being around you
is big fun.

Oh, that's sweet.

But i'm
not a big crab.

I'm a puny
little crab.

With lots
of wonderful friends.

Ha ha.

Oh, Sebastian.

Aah!

We like you just
the way you are.

Then don't crush me,

or I won't be
the way I am anymore.

I'll be crabcakes.