03x03 - Island of Fear

[bunniefuu]

Where you guys going?

To the beach, mon.

I love the beach.

Scuttle!

Where is that bird?

Look out! Ooh!

Sorry, sweetie.

I'm a terrific flyer.

I'm just a terrible lander.

We brought human things
for you to explain.

Oh, wow.

Gudomeister.

Very fancy, very fancy.

No refined human lady

would think of going anywhere

without one of these...

On her head.

Gudomeister?

Why don't they
just call it a headbag?

Humans must be very complicated.

Oh, they are.

And they're very fond
of gadgets.

This is a furlneibler
or beakwarmer.

Humans put these
on their favorite birds

when they take them out dancing.

Oh, I wish Sebastian
could see this.

Yeah, instead of us.

♪ Boo-boo-beep
boo-boo-ba-boo-boo, whoo! ♪

♪ Boo-ba-bee-ba-boop
boo-ba-boo, whoo! ♪

♪ Boo-boo-beep-boo
boo-boo-boo-boo, boo! ♪

♪ Boo-beep-boo bee-boo-boo ♪

♪ we're goin' to the beach,
to the beach I go ♪

♪ sun and the sand
where the ocean flow ♪

♪ crab on the beach,
a natural thing ♪

♪ make me want to do
some calypso wing ♪

Ha ha!

♪ Ba-boo-bee-boo
ba-boo-ba-boo-boo ♪

♪ boo-ba-bee-boo-boo
boo-boo-boo-boo, whoo! ♪

♪ Boo-ba-bee boo-boo-boo ♪

Ahh. Hmm.

Sunblock. Too much sun's
not good for you, mon.

I'm red enough already.

Ahh, what a glorious day!

The sand,

the sun,

the sea.

Nature sure does
have it together, mon.

Ha ha ha!

Ooh. What's that smell?

It's making me sick.

♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪

Ugh. What stinks?

I don't smell anything.

Well, you got to take off
that furlneibler.

It's coming from
that gross stuff.

Scuttle, do you know what it is?

I don't know, sweetie,

but it's making
those fish awful sick.

Sebastian, come here!

Crab scouts, follow me!

Sebastian, what is that stuff?

Ugh. I don't know, Ariel.

It's making
the fish really sick.

Then you can be sure
human's are causing it.

It's heading for atlantica.

I know. We have to warn them.

I'll go tell the king,
right away.

No, let the crab scouts do it.

I'll need you with me,
Sebastian.

Just where are we going?

We're going to find out where
it's coming from and stop it.

We'll warn atlantica.

Oh, Ariel, every time you go
on one of these adventures,

things get scary.

I just hope this time
will be different.

Ohh, it's different, all right.

It's scarier than ever!

That's where the gross
stuff is coming from.

Come on. Let's investigate.

Go in...

There?

I'm not so good
on scary adventures.

Scary stuff turns me into...

A nervous jumble
of clattering claws.

Why don't you stay here

and be our lookout, Sebastian?

Good idea.

I'll be the lookout.

Anybody comes, I'll shout,

"look out, mon."

Then you'll know to...

Look out...

Mon.

Hmm.

The gross stuff has stopped.

Good, that's done.
Let's go home.

No. We have to make sure
it doesn't start again.

Say, sweetie, uh,

how would you feel
about havin' two lookouts?

I could go look out
for our other lookout.

Oh, scuttle, stop teasing.

All the brave things
you've told us you've done.

You're not really
scared, are you?

Me? Scared? Nah!

I go into spooky, dark
tunnels like this all the time.

Do you come out alive?

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, m*rder. Who am I kidding?

I'm more spineless
than a jellyfish.

Some lookout.

Ariel just let me
off the fishhook.

There's nothing out here
for me to look out for.

- Aah!
- Gotcha!

A perfect specimen for my...

Crab experiments.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, my. Crab experiments.

Ohh! Am I ever
in the wrong hands.

Hey!

This time I'm going
to get it right.

No more mistakes.

Like you, Igor.

Aah!

Yes!

I will reinvent the crab.

I will make him bigger.

I will make him fatter.

I will make him...

Tastier.

Aah!

Arrgh!

This isn't happening.

This isn't happening!
This isn't happening!

Aah!

Oh no!

Aah!

Ah ha ha!

Ohh! Ahh-aah!

We can't get up there.

Scuttle can.

See if you can find out
what goes on here.

Sebastian had the right idea.

Be safe.

Be a lookout.

Ooh.

Oh, mon. For a second there,

I thought I was
back on the beach.

Arrgh!

Aah!

Aah!

Arrghh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aaaahhh!

Please! Don't eat me or smash me

or, worst of all,
experiment with me.

I'd be much better use
to you as a live crab.

I can sing... ♪ la ♪

I can dance.

I can whistle.

Well, I used to be able
to whistle.

I can tell jokes.

Although, right now,
I can't think of any.

I guess I'm not in a funny mood.

I could be a paperweight.

Hmm?

Or I could be a sort of
a pest control mon.

You know, like scare away
the spiders.

Aah!

Why, you can talk.

Another of Dr. Vile's
crab experiments.

He's finally gone too far.

Hmm. Too far?

That guy's gone around
the bend, mon.

I work for Dr. Vile,
but I won't harm you.

Phew. That's a relief.

You'll be my pet.

Ohh, now, wait a minute, mon.

Then I'll have
someone to talk to.

It gets awfully quiet
around here, except for...

- Aaargh!
- The screaming.

Oh, no!

I hope nothing's
happened to scuttle.

I hope nothing happens to us.

Huh? Something moved over there.

Aarrgh!

Aah!

I never have
anyone to play with.

Nobody ever wants to come over.

Hmm. Can't imagine why.

Will you play with me?

Well, maybe for a little...

Aah!

No, I don't want
to play anymore!

Ohh! Aah!

How does this thing work?

I built it myself.

But I use Dr. Vile's power.

Power?

It's what Dr. Vile
uses for his...

Crab experiments.

That's what gives
Dr. Vile his power?

It's called
an electric waterwheel.

Dr. Vile uses it to
perform his horrible...

Crab experiments.

I'd like to throw
a monkey wrench into it.

Come on! Let's play some more.

Well, thank you, but I
really must be going.

The attack of the monster crab!

Hey! You...

Ooh, watch the nose, mon.

Avast, ye scurvy pirate crab.

It's time to walk the plank.

Aah!

This isn't much fun.

Aah!

Don't worry. It's just
a toy monster crab.

Whatever happened to cuddly
little toys that go "squeak, squeak"?

Now I'll go get you some dinner.

Ooh, you do that, mon.

I'll stay right here,

and I won't even think
of trying to escape.

Hey, mon, this stinks.

You'll be safer in there.

I'll be right back with some nice
seaweed. We can eat together.

Oh... joy.

I think we lost him.

Unfortunately, I think
we lost ourselves, too.

Time to trap some seafood

for my crab monster to eat.

After all,

every monster
needs his nourishment.

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

Ohh! We're trapped!

We're lost and we're trapped,

and there's a horrible
crab monster looking for us.

What next?

Arrgh!

So I took the job
as Dr. Vile's apprentice.

Hmm. It's not
a very good job, mon.

I'd quit, but my family's
poor. We need the money.

Your employer's nuttier
than my aunt Christy's log roll.

Daniel, you got to walk away
from all this.

Aha!

Take me with you.

I should've known.

My apprentice using my crab

for his own...

Crab experiments.

Don't hurt him!
He's a really nice crab.

We'll soon change all that.

Won't we, Igor?

A few days on bread and water

should improve your attitude.

Poor Daniel.

Poor Daniel? Ha ha ha ha!

Poor you.

Yeah. Poor you.

This time you shan't escape.

Aah!

Scuttle! Where are we going?

You got me. I've
been lost for hours.

One good thing. If
Sebastian had come with us,

he'd probably
be screaming by now.

Look!

It's the gross stuff.

Now it's our turn to scream.

That stuff is
getting closer, Ariel.

It's gonna make us sick.

Come here.

What are you gonna dooooo?

I made it.

But what about you?

Here. Put this over that
thigamajigger sticking out of the wall.

Hurry!

Ariel, the stuff's
right behind you.

Scuttle, what are you doing?

Don't worry. We'll make it.

Of course you'll make it.

You can... Flyyyyyyy!

Hey, where's Sebastian?

Aaaahhh!

Ariel?

Sebastian?

Aah!

Hi, little fishy.

We got to get Daniel
out of that place.

Daniel? Who's Daniel?

My friend.

This time, I'll be the lookout.

Heh heh.

Where's the crab, Daniel?

Talk!

Or I'll turn you
into a human crab.

And if that doesn't get me into
the mad scientists hall of fame,

I don't know what will.

Sebastian was right.

I got to get a different job.

You sure we can stop him

if we stop the power wheel?

That's what Daniel said.

Hurry. We got to destroy
that thing.

Ha ha ha!

How are we going to stop it?

Daniel said something about...

Uh, throwing a monkey wrench
into the works.

A monkey wrench, huh?

Must be something humans use
to wrench their monkeys.

There's no time
to figure it out.

I'll just have to use
this whatchamacallit.

Quick! Everyone underwater!

She's gonna blow!

Hey! What am I doing
under the water?

I tried to save Daniel.

But instead,

I blew him up.

Sebastian.

Daniel!

- You're o.K.!
- Sebastian.

You threw that monkey wrench
into the works, huh?

Let's just say another
friend of mine did it.

Sebastian's talking to a human.

Ohh. That must be Daniel.

Thanks to you,
I'll never let myself

be trapped in
a bad situation again.

I'll just walk away.

Nothing's worth
being mistreated.

Exactly.

Well...

I have to get home.

Me, too.

Goodbye,

my spooky little friend.

A talking crab.

And he calls me spooky.

Ha ha ha.

Ariel must've succeeded.

There hasn't been any
new pollution for a while.

But there's still some
up there, your majesty.

There's only one thing
for me to do.

Going to the surface?

Wow. I didn't think
I'd ever see that.

A few good storms will
break it up and drive it away.

I know that crab had something
to do with this.

And if it's the last thing
I ever do,

I'm going to get that
rotten little crustacean.