01x06 - The Sleeping Beauty

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[Scary laughter]

Oh, hello there, art fans.

I was just getting the old

Creative juices flowing... Or,

In my case... Oozing.

Hee-hee-hee!

Oooh.

Everyone's a critic,

Especially the moaning lisa,

Here.

A picture is worth a thousand

Worms.

But if you really want

To carve a name for yourself,

Ear's an idea... A wax

Sculpture.

Nothing can hold a candle

To it, much like today's tale.

So without further build-up...

"The works... In wax."

Three dollars, please.

Excuse me?

Three dollars.

Heh-heh... You must be new.

You see, I'm craig moran.

Mr. Rottmucker always lets me

In for free.

I'm his best customer.

Three dollars!

I'll take this up

With mr. Rottmucker.

Hey, guys, miss me?

Count, my vein man!

Boy, have you kept me awake

Nights.

Fangs for the memories.

And wolfie, remember I told

You not to wolf your food?

You know, indigestion makes

You howl.

Ha-ha-ha!

And whoa, frankie, you look

Dead on your feet.

Looks like you could use

A couple of volts.

Yaaah!

Yaaah!

Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha...

Ha-ha-ha...

Boy, william, you sure got

Me that time.

You owe me a penny, craig,

For every time I scare ya.

That's our deal.

It's worth it.

That was a good one.

But I scared you, too.

So now you owe me a penny.

Up high.

Down low.

To the side.

Ha-ha-ha!

Too slow!

Oh, craig, you're always

Tricking me.

You taking good care

Of our pals, william?

Sure thing, craig.

I keep them real nice

And clean.

I know they're your

Favourites.

These guys are the best.

Better than best... Classic!

Gee, craig, the way

You talk... Well, sometimes

It's like you think they're

Maybe... Real.

They look so real that

Sometimes I think maybe

They can see and hear

Everything we say.

There you go again.

Hee-hee-hee!

Boy, I sure wish I had

An imagination as good

As yours.

Give me a hand, will

You craig?

Sure thing, william.

Ha-ha-ha, left or right?

Ha-ha-ha!

That's funny!

I got hands.

I need a head.

Say, who's that new lady

In the ticket booth?

She actually made me pay.

William...

Wh-what's wrong?

I forgot, craig.

It's... It's bad, and...

And I forgot.

Mr. Rottmucker... Craig, he...

He...

He's dead.

Huh?

In his sleep.

He was real sick, craig.

Who are you?

Mr. Boswick, the new owner

Of this... Establishment.

Y-you can't be.

Rottmucker promised that

If anything ever happened

To him, the museum would be

William's.

That's what mr. Rottmucker

Said.

He did!

And he even wrote it

On a paper.

A paper?

Show me!

Where?

He put it in a real safe

Place.

But I don't know where.

Of course you don't,

Because there is no such

Paper.

The museum is mine.

But...

One more word of this

Nonsense and you will find

Yourself on the street.

This area is for employees

Only.

Out!

This place is in for some

Tough times, guys.

Old rottmucker really cared

About you... Not like

Mr. Boswick.

There's only william and me

To take care of you now.

Something happened!

[Squeaking]

Wow!

Was that a...

There he goes!

[Gasp!]

The vampire!

Get him!

[Evil laughter]

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Garlic too spicy for you,

You fang-toothed,

Blood-sucking monster?

Ha-ha-ha!

How about a nice big stake

To go with that?

Ha-ha-ha!

Get ready for some real

Heartburn.

[Craig disguises his voice]

Good evening.

Welcome to the lair

Of the vampires.

Huh?

They look so ripe

And juicy.

Can't I have a midnight snack?

Me, too.

Me... Me!

I vant some.

Of course, my children

Of the night, there is enough

For all ten of us.

Ten?

Did he say ten?

I only brought one.

Throw it out!

Maybe I'll play nice.

Take it... Anything!

Thanks!

We've been tricked!

Why, you... Come back,

You little...

Aaah...

Go!

That way!

There he goes!

Get him!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaaaaah...

Was I dreaming or...

We are closing.

Time to leave.

What are you doing there?

And what are you grinning

About?

I'm not exactly sure.

And the vampire hunters

Almost had me.

But then... I fell

Into the grave and landed

On the floor right back here.

Wow!

That was a good one, craig.

Real scary.

Tell me another one, okay?

But it wasn't a story.

Oh, you're tricking me.

You're good at tricking me,

Craig.

I'm not tricking you,

William.

I-i-it really happened...i

Think.

Maybe you got such a good

Imagination that maybe

You tricked yourself.

If we could just figure out

Where mr. Rottmucker hid that

Paper...

Don't even say that.

Mr. Boswick might hear ya.

But that's the only way

We can prove that the museum

Is rightfully yours.

No, no, no!

He'll fire me!

I have to get back to work.

See ya later.

Hmmm... Poor william.

What would you do, wolfie?

I-i-it really happened...i

Think.

Guess william was right.

Not!

All right!

A full moon!

[Howling]

Huh?

Hey, I'm on your side, believe

It or...

Not.

Get him!

He went that way!

Through there!

Quick!

Get out of sight!

After him now before

He gets away.

Don't worry.

I do this for all

The monsters.

Ow-owooo!

Listen, he's back that way.

Come on!

He's getting away!

We gotta get him!

Go on, get him!

Let's get him!

[Dogs barking]

Huh?

After him now before

He gets away!

Come on, hurry up!

Aaah!

Got you now.

You've got the wrong guy.

I'm just a kid.

Maybe by day.

But on the night of the full

Moon, you are one

Of the wolfen!

Come on, look at me.

See?

No fangs.

I don't even shave.

The wolfen has changed back

To human form.

Finish him now!

Destroy him and all

His kind.

I soon put you out

Of your cursed misery.

Got a lot of those?

Ha-ha!

One is all I need.

Up high.

Down low.

To the side.

Too slow.

Ha-ha-ha...

I'll get it.

You get him.

Hmm-hmm-hmm... [Gasp!]

Craig, get down from there!

William!

Uh... Coming, mr. Boswick.

Come on, craig.

This is no time for

Your tricks.

Boy, these guys don't give

Up.

Huh?

That's odd.

It's just like the one

In the...

There he is!

Hah, you are surrounded,

Wolfen.

Aaah!

Aaaaaah!

Whew... That was close!

You'll be okay.

Ha-ha-ha!

I think I put on too much

Ketchup.

Nope, this is just the way

The count likes it.

We're close personal friends,

You know.

Ha-ha!

So the werewolf got away okay?

Safe as a little cub.

You sure make up great

Stories, craig.

They're just like the ones

Mr. Rottmucker used to tell me

When I was little like you.

He did?

Ganging up... They're always

Ganging up!

Gotta hurry.

Aaahhh...

Take it easy, big guy!

I'm here to save you!

Huh?

Wowww!

And me!

Aaahhh!

It's gonna be okay.

Don't worry.

Aaahhh!

Yeow!

Huh?

Another one.

Aaahhh...

Come on!

Come with me!

Haah.

That's good.

This way.

Farther down then I expected.

Aaahhh!

Relax!

The worst you're in for is

A few popped stitches.

I'm the one who can't swim.

One, two, three... Now!

Wowww!

We made it, pal, and we're

Sill in one piece.

Yeah, again.

Whoa!

Aaahhh!

[Crowd shouting]

Aaahhh!

Don't worry about me.

Get out of here while you can!

Yaaaaaah!

Boy, these landings are

Getting tougher.

How many times do I have

To say it before it sinks in?

William!

You're fired!

But... But... I don't have

Any place to go.

You can't do this!

This is william's museum.

You little...

Grrrrrr!

You don't hurt my friend!

Out!

Both of you, out!

And say goodbye to

Your precious museum,

Because tomorrow it's being

Torn down to be replaced

By a very lucrative office

Building.

What?

Now, get out before I call

The police.

What are we gonna do,

Craig?

Take care of our pals, like

Mr. Rottmucker wanted us

To do.

All we need is that paper

He left that says you own

The museum.

But why did he hide it

So we can't find it?

Give me a pencil.

I think he hid it so we would

Be the only ones who could

Find it, william.

Think carefully.

Have you seen this before?

Ha-ha!

That's an easy one, craig.

There's one just like it right

In the museum.

Yes!

You still got your keys

To the back door?

Yeah.

[Gasp!]

You don't mean...

See, there it is.

Just like I said.

Yeah, and it's so small,

No one would ever notice it,

Except you, william.

I take real good care

Of everything, right

To the last speck.

I don't like this, craig.

This isn't right.

What boswick's doing isn't

Right.

Aren't we stealing, sort

Of?

You can't steal what

Belongs to you, william.

Okay?

Okay, I'll go look

For the paper.

You go keep watch.

Maybe...

Yes!

"I, h.p. Rottmucker, being"

Of sound mind and body, hereby

Bequeath my museum and all

Contents to william ignatz

"Williams."

Ignatz?

"My faithful employee."

Signed h.p. Rottmucker.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Ooof!

Yaaah!

So there is a paper.

But little good it will do

You.

You were cheating him!

Come back here!

How fitting.

Trapped in your favourite

Little spot, soon to become

A true chamber of horrors

If you don't give me that

Paper!

No, I'm not going to let

You do this to william

Or... Our friends.

Ha-ha-ha!

Your friends?

Ha-ha-ha!

Well, your friends are soon

Going to be candle wax.

And as for you, where do

You think you're going?

I'm warning you, stay back.

What?

Wh-what have you done?

It's what you've done,

Mr. Boswick.

[Howling]

What was that?

Full moon.

I don't know what this is

About, but you're going

To give me that paper.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid

You're going to have

To discuss that with

My friends.

Welcome.

But... It's impossible.

It can't be!

You're... You're wax!

Wax dummies!

Ooh, bad choice of words.

Aaahhh...

Grrrrrr...

Hmmm-hmm-hmm... Hi ya,

Craig.

It's me... William.

William, what's the owner

Of the new owner

Of rottmucker's famous wax

Museum doing sweeping

The floors?

Gosh, craig, even if I am

The new owner, I still like

To take real good care

Of our... Friends.

Good man, william.

If we don't take care of them...

Who will?

Ha-ha-ha!

You know, william, I think

The new display is the best

One yet.

Although, mr. Boswick's

Looking a little pale these

Days, don't you think?

I don't know, craig.

I think he looks good.

Real good.

A fiend in need is a friend

Indeed.

That's something william

And craig knew all along.

Now to unveil my latest

Disaster piece, and I can

Truly say it's the most

Disgusting thing I've ever

Done.

Wouldn't you agree?

Hee-hee-hee...

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