[Glass shattering]
[Engine revving]
Looking back, it didn't start
at the infamous family dinner
on a Friday night.
It started way before.
Last year, mom retired from
teaching and I felt she was
having a bit of a hard time
fulfilling her newfound free
time with productive activities.
She started to spend a lot of
time in the yard, and I thought
maybe she got into
some gardening.
I see you.
[Laughter]
It wasn't gardening.
When the goldfish incident
happened,
I started
to worry a bit.
She had told dad that if she
caught him smoking weed again,
his goldfish would be liquefied.
He thought she was joking.
Even though I had moved out of
my family home a year prior, I
saw myself back there a lot to
monitor the concerning behavior.
Hey, have you guys
seen my pet snake?
Ha ha.
At first I tried to see if it
could be explained
by family history.
Some precedents.
Maybe everything comes down
to a chemical imbalance.
Maybe it's all the hormones the
meat industry puts into food
these days.
Maybe it's the suppressive
lot in life women of my mom's
generation had to fill.
Or maybe it's just that some
people are just f*cking crazy.
Dad, have you been smoking?
What? No.
Then why are your eyes red?
Because I didn't
sleep well last night.
Well, if mom finds out,
she's going to go ballistic.
I'm a writer, damn it.
I got to get in the zone.
I'm suffering from a terrible
case of writer's block.
Karen, bring the tea in, please.
Already did.
Oh.
All right.
Yum. There you go.
I gotta go.
Stuart. Stuart.
Bye.
Meatloaf again?
This is the 12th day in a row.
You don't like what I cooked?
No, it's, it's not that. It's.
[Sniffing]
Did you?
Don't lie to me.
[Screaming]
[Muffled screaming]
So, Angela, your husband
dropped the charges.
It's good news, right?
Of course, because
of what happened.
The finger incident.
He wants you to be monitored by
a professional before
you can be released.
That would be me.
I'm Doctor Park.
I'm a psychiatrist.
And I specialize in
behavioral issues.
So.
If we can get you to do
treatments twice a week, we can
get you home soon.
Maybe I can get you to sign a
consent form for treatments.
If you can do that, I'll do
what I can to get you home.
What do you think?
I had a visitor today.
Real or imaginary?
Someone who reminded me of all
the passion that I used to have
for life.
I used to be a dancer, you know.
Have you ever heard of the
pelicans that fly with the
Nutcracker on a cloudy
Tuesday at dawn?
I was the antagonist.
Yes, I was there.
I was in the front row.
I knew you looked familiar.
So did you just give up or.
[Phone ringing]
Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
So who came to visit you today?
[Children laughing and playing]
Are.
Thank you so much for a
wonderful
afternoon with the kids.
They really loved it.
It was really entertaining.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you for
coming. Thank you.
Hey, roomie.
Hey. I was just
thinking about you.
I know life has
been nuts lately.
Been spending a lot of time
with my dad, dealing with the
whole situation.
I can't believe we live
together and we
never see each other.
Um. My mom's whole thing
has been so freaky.
I know.
This too shall pass.
I know, and I miss you.
We gotta hang out soon.
Definitely.
Hey, um, come by ZZ's
tomorrow night.
I get off at eight,
we can grab a drink.
Sounds like a plan.
All right, bye.
[Tires screeching]
I am so sorry.
No, it was my fault.
I was jaywalking and
not paying attention.
I'm glad you're okay.
- Thanks.
- Hold on, hold on.
Hello, I'm Boney and I'm here
to help you with your safety.
Next time, make sure to look in
both directions
before you jaywalk.
Can I, I mean, we offer
you a ride.
My parents house is
just around the corner.
Thanks anyways.
Shut up.
- I got stuck at work.
- Again.
It's this new patient.
She's, uh.
She's a lot, believe me.
Lovely. Dinner by myself
three Fridays in a row.
I know, I'm sorry about that.
Nice scarf.
Is that a gift from her?
What? No.
Don't be ridiculous.
Can I come in?
Can't have dessert if
you skipped dinner.
I said I was sorry, Rose.
I'm feeling tired.
I need to be by myself tonight.
Okay.
I get it,
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- I'll call you.
- Good night.
- Goodnight.
Jesus.
God damn it.
I need to do it.
The wedding's in six weeks.
I can't take any chances.
Tomorrow has to be the day.
I'll go with you.
I'll finish the bar at eight
and I head straight to you.
It's a very concerned
sister and bridesmaid.
Thank you.
See you tomorrow night.
You know, in all my years, I
have never seen
a case like this.
And Angela, with all
the time you've put in.
And yesterday's breakthrough.
Dare I say, I think she's ready
to come home full time now.
Of course I wanted to check
to see where the two
of you stand.
Home.
Wow. Full time.
Richard, I'm sorry that
I cut your finger off.
So, uh.
Do you have something to say?
Uh.
It's okay.
Angie. I have nine others.
Okay.
[Laughing]
Doctor. Thank you.
Thank you for everything
you've done for our family.
Absolutely.
Where are you going, dear?
Oh, I thought I'd go write and
let you two discuss
the final plans.
Have you written any
new stuff lately?
Uh, no. Not really.
Well, when you do,
I'd love to read them.
Well, you'll have to
wait a long time, doctor.
Lord knows I have.
Angela, I am trying to.
Please don't let me
stop you from trying.
Richard her saying that.
How does that make you feel?
Hey, dad, can I get
some help over here?
Just a sec.
Excuse me.
Ball-less p*ssy.
I couldn't get this
thing to light.
Yeah.
Let me take a look.
Hey.
What's mom doing back here?
Your mother's coming back home.
Like for good?
[Flames bursting]
Mm mm mm.
What happened to it?
Ow ow ow ow ow.
Let me let me get that for you.
You you relax.
You just came home.
You know, I was thinking
we should take a vacation.
Would you take me back
to Rio again, honey?
Your Rio experience
was before me.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, I would
love to go to Brazil.
You went there to dance, right?
I'd love to see you dance again.
You know, when I sell my book
of poetry, I'm going to take
you to wherever
your heart desires.
[Bug flying]
[Burps]
Excuse me.
I need to go to work.
[Guitar music playing]
Here you go, Doctor Park.
Thank you, Karen.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
Is my mom well
enough to be at home?
Absolutely.
Doctor Park.
God damn it, Gujo!
You scared the sh*t out of me.
Don't you got some work to do?
What are you looking at?
Go, go.
Karen.
You know I own you.
You know I carry a
knife and I hate you.
Good.
Hatred paralyzes life.
Love releases it.
Get to work.
I could eat that young
thing for dinner.
I bet you can.
- Business.
- All right, all right.
Relax.
There you go.
Are you kidding me right
now, a f*cking check.
Sorry, I didn't have
time to get cash.
This better not f*cking bounce.
It's not going to bounce.
You didn't get that from us.
Okay.
I am so glad you're home.
Uh, just a second.
Stuart.
Can you usher your
grandma to bed?
And she needs a shower.
But I cleaned her yesterday.
Hey, if you want to continue to
live here rent free, you got to
pitch in more.
Or you could follow your
sister's example and move out
of your parents house.
But we agreed that I would
clean her every other day.
Today. Supposed
to be an off day.
Stuart.
Okay.
Come on, Grandma.
[Upbeat music]
Here you go, Karen.
Great.
Hey.
Remember me?
I almost ran you over yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
Me and the.
- Dinosaur.
- Boney.
His name is Boney.
Yes.
Uh. May I?
Sure.
So, uh, whiskey, diet coke.
What's your poison?
Uh, same without the whiskey.
I'm driving.
Sure thing.
Diet Coke doesn't look
like you need diet.
Thanks. I used to be
an 80 pounds overweight.
Really?
That's hard to believe.
How'd you lose it?
Well, can you keep a secret?
Of course.
I promise.
I,
exercised and ate better.
Wow. That's incredible.
I am sure you are
beautiful at any weight.
Well. Thank you.
I'm Mark.
Karen. Nice to meet you.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
I'm taking off.
I'll see you tomorrow, Karen.
Are you all right?
[Dramatic piano music]
Honey?
Please be careful.
Even though I'd 100% do the
same if I were you.
- If he catches you.
- He won't.
Listen, I need to find out
what's going on. Okay.
You sure you don't
want me to come with?
No. If I'm not out in 20
minutes, you go get help.
Be careful.
It's gonna be fine.
I'll be all right.
Don't worry about it.
Wow. And I thought my
family was dysfunctional.
Another one?
Yeah.
And on top of that, my boss
is a pervert, and he keeps
grabbing my a*s.
Why don't you report him
for sexual harassment?
Have you thought about taking
a bb g*n and
sh**ting him in the ba*ls?
It's complicated.
Why? Tell me about it.
Why don't you tell me about you?
No. Not yet.
Let's talk about how you're
getting out of this very
unpleasant situation.
What are you going
to do about it?
Swallow it.
Cheers.
What do you do for work?
Um, I do children's shows.
Children's shows?
Yeah, I do kids parties
dressed up as Boney.
That's adorable.
How long have you
been doing that?
Uh, a few weeks.
I just moved here.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't like being where I work.
I know another
place you want to.
Do you want to go there?
[Dramatic music]
Coming for you.
Are you ready for me?
Yeah. Good.
Yeah. Are you?
Yeah.
Are you a bad boy?
In my view of the world, one
does not need the confines of
organized religion to
dictate one's path.
If God's dead, that's free.
And I'll explain to you why.
Truth is.
We must go through it.
As frightening as lonely
and as scary as it is.
Accepting the fact that we're
human, we're deeply flawed, no
longer needing so bad to reach
some absurd divine standard.
It leaves us lighter.
Nietzsche writes in daybreak,
God's death removes the threat
of divine punishment, leaving
us free to do whatever the hell
we want.
To experiment.
You take it like a dog.
- Yes, Mistress.
- Bark like a dog.
[Barking]
To make mistakes along the way.
Bad dog.
To be outrageous.
You f*cking pig!
You are a pig.
Faster, faster, faster!
Without heaven.
There's no hell.
You and I can be the heroes of
our own stories again once we
reclaim from God
our creative wills.
So nice to be with
someone who's normal.
[Vomiting]
Hey, hey.
Are you okay?
Where am I?
You're at my place.
You passed out.
I didn't know where you lived.
What happened last night?
Nothing.
- Did we?
- No.
Thank God.
We had great conversations.
Did we?
You may not remember.
Well, thanks for
sleeping on the floor.
I was going to sleep in the
living room, but I was afraid
you would choke on
your own vomit and die.
Oh.
Um.
I stopped by the drugstore, I
picked up a few things for you.
Toothbrush, mouthwash.
Painkillers. Uh,
tampon, just in case.
Bathroom's right there.
You can take a
shower if you want.
I got clean towels.
Um, and then I can
drive you home.
Wow. You're like the nicest
stranger I've ever met.
The voices are not going away.
They're getting louder.
Like last night?
Yeah. Mhm.
My wife was talking to me.
- Yeah.
- Wasn't my wife.
It was like a weird leprechaun
creature that kept looking at
me and pointing at me.
I need stronger medicine.
Or not as strong medicine.
Or stronger booze.
Uh huh.
I need something because
I can keep going this way.
And you said you would help me.
And it's been very
expensive to pay you doctor.
Uh, look, we got to reschedule.
I need to see some results.
[Dramatic music]
[Music continues]
f*ck.
Where is it?
You b*stard!
I thought you loved me.
I do love you, Rose.
I've seen the tape.
I've seen everything.
You're sick.
Not to mention
incredibly unethical.
For the love of God,
give me the tape.
Do you know what
this can do to me?
I hope they send you to
jail for a very long time.
Get off me!
I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do to you.
[Muffled screaming]
Quiet.
Quiet.
Where's the tape?
On the table.
You sick son of a b*tch!
To think I almost married you.
Yeah, to think about it.
Go ahead and keep it.
I found someone to transfer
it into files.
Have you heard of
digital technology?
What, are you stuck in 1995?
Oh, I get it.
You thought you were smart
because no one
uses tapes anymore.
Clever, Mr. Park.
Very clever.
My sister has a copy on a
portable hard drive, as does my
lawyer, and it's on the cloud.
Do you know what that is?
It's not cumulus nimbus, but
it'll raise a hell of a storm.
I also have a low res version
to go on the internet for the
whole world to see.
What do you want from me?
A hundred thousand.
A hundred grand.
It'll help me recover from
the emotional distress.
Well.
Where am I going to
get that kind of cash?
You have until Friday.
Get out!
Rose. Come on.
Let's be reasonable, Rose.
Yeah you're right.
Oh, no.
The weirdness has been
going on for a long time.
One time I brought a guy home
to spend the night, and the
next morning she said something
to him so disturbing that he
left and never
talked to me again.
I mean,
I don't even know what she said.
I have to say, that worked
really well in my favor.
Yeah, so I needed some distance.
I wanted to cut
them out completely.
But then my brother, he just
kept telling me things and I
couldn't do that to him.
I completely understand.
Wow. Here it is.
She inherited it from
her great grandfather.
Are you ready for this?
I'm excited.
I love the girl.
But I have to warn you,
she is kind of strange.
I like strange people.
Her real name is Susan, but
we all call her goth girl.
Her and I have been best
friends since, like, junior
high school.
It only made sense that we
would live together one day.
My room is in the back.
Sorry I missed our
date the other day.
Couldn't finish the
voodoo thingy on time.
Went until five in the morning,
but I'm glad by me not coming.
You two were able to connect.
It was destiny.
Susan's connected
to the other side.
She'll be able to tell if you
and I are going to work out.
And if not, I have to stop
seeing you immediately.
Sounds fair.
These look so real.
They are.
Isn't it ill*gal to
own human remains?
Yeah. She stole them from the
biology department at college.
Come into the circle
for protection.
The spell has been passed on
for centuries, but it is still
one of the most powerful spells
for attracting love, or for
finding out if love
is real or just lust.
Please sit down.
[Phone ringing]
Hello.
Doctor Park?
Who's this?
This is attorney David Ross.
I represent Rose Lowery.
This is a courtesy call to let
you know your license
is in jeopardy.
I have the video.
So, what do you want from me?
I don't want anything from you.
I just want you to
settle with my client.
I'm sure you don't
want to see this.
Video go public.
That's f*cking blackmail!
God damn it.
Roger!
What the hell are you?
Your check bounced.
You sorry sack of sh*t.
This sh*t is not free.
Whoa!
How about I just cut your
f*cking eyeball out right now?
Like that.
I'm working on it.
Got till Friday.
f*cking Friday.
Let's go.
Assholes.
Now, I bind three hairs
from each of you.
With this wool.
Rue Sancti Spiritus rains,
nostrils and horn.
Dominates.
Hey.
You want to see
Karen's dad's finger?
They couldn't sew my dad's.
Finger back on because all
the nerve endings died.
Don't ask me how she got it.
That's ghost horse.
Ghost horse?
Ghost horse has captured the
soul of a Victorian era child.
He says he's happy, but he
doesn't want to be
taken for granted.
You guys are good to go.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
I was pretty confident about it.
By the way.
How old is your brother now?
Uh, he just turned 20.
And you're sure he never.
Absolutely. He shares
a room with my grandma.
There's no way he's
getting any action.
Is there any way you
could introduce us?
Sure. Perfect.
I need a virgin for a
ritual on October 31st.
How old is she?
My age.
We went to junior high together.
Remember? Oh, yeah.
You know what they say about
older women being teachers?
I need a teacher.
I'll watch a lot of porn.
Oh, God.
Okay, whatever.
Do you want to hook up or not?
Yeah.
Sure. But does she know that
I share a room with grandma?
So, Angela, overall,
how are you doing?
Well, I have been
getting those, um,
urges again.
You know, I was afraid of that
since our therapy
sessions ended.
Well, we both know what it
takes to make them stop.
Yeah, we do, don't we?
Ma'am, I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
Thank you.
There's something else.
Rose is pissed
about our sessions.
She has the tape.
She gave it to her sister
and her lawyer. Made copies.
She's made some
digital copies too.
This gets out.
It's going to ruin me.
You worry too much.
It'll all work out.
I don't know.
Excuse me.
I have to go to the ladies room.
Oh, sure.
Angela?
Excuse me.
Hi.
I'm sorry, but it's been 25
minutes and we haven't
seen our server.
I'm so sorry, sir, but I'm
happy to help you with whatever
you need.
What can I get you?
I'd love another bottle of wine.
Thank you.
Where the hell is she?
Kiss my shoe.
Yes, mistress.
- You like that?
- Yes, mistress.
- Are you my little piggy boy?
- Yes, mistress.
- Are you my piggy f*ck?
- Yes, mistress.
Lick my shoe!
These feet have danced
around the world.
Lick it more, lick it big.
Lick it a lot.
You like that, don't you?
Angela?
I'm home.
Where the hell have you been?
Well, I had a meeting.
With my doctor.
Really this late?
Would you pay him for
some additional sessions?
Honey, our finances are
spread way too thin.
Don't you want to
see me get well?
What? What are you doing?
I'm back, baby.
Ricardo play sexy music.
[R&B music playing]
[Playfully growling]
I'm coming for you.
Oh. What?
What the hell is that?
That's it. That's it.
I am out of here.
You take care of the crazy lady.
But she's your mother.
Angela. Well, it's almost
one in the morning.
Where are you going now?
Is everything all right?
It's late.
Go back to bed.
Can we talk about this?
Mom's not well enough to be
discharged from the hospital.
Okay. Everything's been
so weird around here.
We have to give your
mom some more space.
Things could get worse
before they get better.
So you're saying
things could get worse?
So what if she cuts off
another one of your fingers?
Then maybe you'll wake up.
You know you're being
disrespectful, young man.
I can't wait to be
away from you freaks.
Well, you know, if you hate us
so much, you need to move out.
You may have to get another
job because apartments are
expensive, and I don't think
delivering pizza will cut it.
Good night.
[Burping]
Recklessness. Risk.
But the question you asked
earlier about your
romance flourishing.
This is a yes.
Illusion,
manipulation.
What?
Nothing.
Yes.
You too will have sex.
Not yet.
Why not?
Your back room is
very soundproof.
Seems clear to me.
Fertility and love.
Oh yeah baby.
It's getting steamy.
I love it.
I have a question.
My family situation.
Will that be okay?
For you, yes.
Only for me.
Maybe.
I see you.
What does that mean?
You have to welcome death.
There's no new beginning
without an ending.
So. Your sister gave you a tape.
Are you going to
tell me where it is?
[Whimpering]
f*cking crazy.
Oh, never mind.
I'll find it myself.
After all, it
shouldn't be that hard.
You already have that
information in your head.
The answer that I
want is right inside.
It's right inside.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
I don't know what you're
talking about.
I will find it one
way or another.
I have to find this answer.
And I know that it is somewhere.
In your brain.
Betrayal.
I have to go to bed.
Did you see anything?
I'm tired.
Nighty night, you two.
Karen.
Mark, can you help?
You sleep in there.
Yeah.
Mark, do you want to stay over?
I would love to, but I have a
kids party tomorrow morning, so
I better get going.
Uh, by the way, um, maybe you
should go easy
with the drinking.
I could help you.
I don't need your help.
Thanks anyways though.
Dad, do you know what time
mom got home last night?
I have no idea.
I smoked some weed.
I drank three old fashioneds.
And then I took
two sleeping pills.
I know what time mom
got home last night.
Sorry I'm late.
What's all this?
Some pizza.
Pizza for breakfast.
Stewart, you are my hero.
You're welcome.
Mom agreed not to
cook breakfast.
We were all very relieved.
Mm mm.
Now that we're all here before
she comes, can we
talk about this?
Mom got home at 4 a.m.
last night.
The night before two.
I mean, what the hell?
Where is she?
[Burping]
Okay, look, I know I have to
have a serious talk
with her, okay?
But now's not the time.
If this isn't the
time, when is it?
This is family time.
I see you.
Are you talking about me?
Not at all.
Huh? Pizza.
I'm aware of the fact that
sometimes I act strangely.
But my doctor has found ways in
which I can feel normal again.
So I have an
announcement to make.
Halloween is coming, and I'd
like to do something here at
our home.
A small gathering, perhaps,
of family and friends.
I shall prepare a glorious
feast, and we shall renew our
loving bonds with each other.
I expect all of you here with
your best friends at midnight
on Halloween.
Midnight?
Sure sounds like fun.
Sit down. Let's eat.
Well, I have to be somewhere,
but save me a couple of slices.
Okay.
Bye bye.
[Screaming]
What the hell?
You have a video that
belongs to Doctor Park.
[Shouting]
Where is it?
Oh. Never mind.
[Shouting]
Not today, b*tch.
Oh my God.
Oh, no!
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh! Come on.
f*cking keys!
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
No, no, no.
I've got many loans from you.
Why am I being denied now?
I'm very sorry, sir.
We just have a new manager.
Damn it!
God damn it!
I can't accept your
loan at this time.
I've been a client for 22 years.
Put me on with the manager.
God damn it!
Oh, I wasn't expecting you.
I'll call you back later.
I brought you a present.
Oh.
You did, did you?
How the hell did you get these?
Well, now you ask
too many questions.
Yes I do.
So how are you
going to punish me?
Hmm.
Go.
I will see you later.
I see you.
- Hello?
- It's me.
I don't have your money, Rose.
These things take time.
Can you just give
me another day?
Just get me my damn money.
What the f*ck?
Calm down.
I'll get your damn money.
God.
I have urges.
Tell the doctor.
Let's be reasonable, Rose.
Playtime's over.
Have a seat, Roger.
How does everybody keep
getting into this place?
The door was unlocked.
Oh my God.
No th*gs today.
I don't need any help.
It's Friday, I
need payment.
Kujo, I've been trying to
tell you.
All I need to do is
[Shouting]
Mother f*ck.
Don't make me sh**t you
in the f*cking ba*ls.
Payment now!
I'm trying.
Kujo. It's been a
rough f*cking week.
I don't give a sh*t.
Every week's a rough week.
That's just part
of f*cking life.
It's simple.
You pay me now, you
live, you don't, you die.
One more day, please.
One more minute.
That's it.
Look, I just got to
make one phone.
54, 53, 52, 51.
All right, all right.
How about half tonight
and half tomorrow?
Half is in that drawer.
You better not be
f*cking lying to me.
You got a g*n on me, Kujo.
I'm not f*cking lying.
It's f*cking empty.
[Screaming]
You f*ck!
Rose?
I'd like to have
a chat with you.
Rose?
Happy Halloween.
Oh, sorry about this.
Okay.
Kind of early to go to the bar.
You want to head
back to your place?
Sure.
[Knocking on door]
Roger.
What's wrong?
Something happened
to Rose last night.
Really?
Well. Come in.
You smell like garlic.
Don't be afraid.
Come closer.
I, um,
I like your costume.
What costume?
Are you sure It's cool that
I come to the party tonight?
Yeah. Of course.
I dug up grandpa.
His body's not here
anymore, though.
They took it back.
Right before he died.
I looked into his eyes, had a
vision of his weakening heart
beating in his chest.
I was only 14.
And I miss him terribly.
So I sleep inside so I
can feel close to him.
Is that what you're wearing?
Um.
Yeah. I don't have a costume.
It's Halloween.
Maybe I've got
something for you.
Doctor Park?
- Richard.
- What are you doing here?
I was in the neighborhood, and
I just thought I'd stop by and
check on Angela.
Oh, she's doing amazing.
Her progress is great.
That's good.
I'm gonna have a drink.
Anyone want another one?
No, thank you.
I'm gonna let you
two have a good talk.
I'm gonna get back
to my writing.
I was at Rose's last night.
I was just going
to threaten her.
But somebody k*lled her.
I know.
What do you know?
The little wh*re was
blackmailing you, so I k*lled
the sl*t, and her
sister, and her lawyer.
You can't just go around
k*lling people.
Oh shush.
But what about Richard?
Oh, he went back to his writing.
He's like a damn hermit.
He rarely ever comes out.
He just came out.
Roger.
Shut the f*ck up!
Oh, not here please.
[Gagging]
Look at you.
I look like a shriveled
up Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Come here.
In there?
Yeah.
In the coffin.
Yeah.
Oh.
Don't be afraid.
Get in.
We all end up in one anyway.
Either that or burnt to a crisp.
Comfortable, right?
Yeah, actually.
Memory foam.
Richard? Is that
marijuana in my house?
Mm.
Are you criticizing my behavior?
You know, I have put up with
your sh*t for way too long.
How long has this been going on?
Were you even trying
to get better?
I'm so sorry, Richard.
You don't have to
apologize to him.
It's not your fault that he's
a pathetic loser who can't
satisfy me.
Calm down, Richard. Can't
you see I am well?
f*ck you.
I stayed calm when you cut off
my finger and fed it to me.
I stayed calm when I
pooped it out the next day.
I thoroughly cleaned it, and
then I collected all the bone
fragments and sent it off to an
Etsy store where they
made this necklace.
I have worn this necklace every
day and you have
never even noticed.
Oh.
You are nothing but
a psychotic wh*re!
You're right,
Richard.
Oh, Richard, I'm
so proud of you.
You finally had some
ba*ls to stand up to me.
Angela, stop!
You stay out of this.
This is between
me and my husband.
I hope you burn in hell.
[Heavy breathing]
f*ck.
Finally, I can clearly see
the nihilistic viewpoint that
you've been trying to show me.
So nothing really matters.
There's no greatness
to anything that we do,
whether good,
or bad,
or nothing at all.
It's just the human experience.
Exactly.
I feel so free.
Damn it!
[Moaning]
Oh, yeah.
[Moaning]
Oh, can you give me a hand here?
I got a party to
plan for tonight.
God, Angela, you are
so f*cked up.
Ah, you are such a hypocrite.
Oh sh*t.
I see you.
Hi Angela. How did you
get around here?
I ran around the back.
Angela, I'm not taking
the blame for this.
This has gotten out of hand.
Nope, nope, nope.
- Oh.
- Getting out of here.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Look what I found.
Angela, you don't want
to do that, Angela.
Oh, but it is so much fun.
[g*nsh*t]
Angela.
You got to take me
to the hospital.
You gotta.
Oh, I think you hit an artery.
Ricardo play Chopin.
[Piano music playing]
[Laughter]
[Upbeat music playing]
[Laughter]
Woo!
[Dance music playing]
I can't believe you've
only been here a few weeks.
Do you miss Brazil?
Yeah, but don't worry
about me moving back there.
My new life is here.
Well, I would love
to visit sometime.
Well, I'd love to take
you there someday.
You want a beer, Karen?
Oh, no, thanks.
I'll have a beer.
Enjoy, boss.
You'll remember tonight?
Maybe you'll be the
one who doesn't.
We both will.
Tonight will be a night
to be remembered.
[Burping]
Hey, Karen.
Violet never showed up.
I'm going to need
you to work tonight.
I took tonight off.
- We're understaffed.
- I don't care.
There's too many people here.
Get to work now.
I quit.
What? Get to work now.
Do what I say.
f*ck you.
You heard her.
Get the f*ck out of here.
Zip it, Chachi.
Are you serious right
now with this f*cking clown?
You can be with King d*ck.
King f*cking d*ck.
Ah!
No stop! I can deal
with him, okay?
No, Karen, it's totally fine.
Okay, let me talk to him.
- Sit down.
- Ah!
Oh my God, are you okay?
Oh my God, are you okay?
f*ck you.
I will call the police.
Get out of my face!
No you won't.
I f*cking hate you.
Mark, are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Just hold on. I need to
go to the bathroom.
Okay.
Oh, sh*t.
You here for another
beating, Boney?
You disrespected Karen.
Come on.
Get the f*ck off me!
If I ever see you here again,
I'll cut your f*cking ba*ls off.
[Shouting and grunting]
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah! Come on.
Get him!
Let's eat.
You reached Mark's voicemail.
I'm not here right now.
I may be busy with little kids.
Double whiskey on the rocks.
- Hey hey.
- Hey.
Hey, are you even
coming tonight?
Sorry babe, we're
gonna meet you at dinner.
The rituals are going
great here at ours.
Okay. Yeah, it's my brother.
But have fun.
We'll see you at your
parents later.
- Cheers.
- Thanks.
We took care of the little punk.
Good.
Now let's go get Doctor Park.
On the way here, we saw his car
parked near Karen's
family's house.
Near Karen's family's house.
I'm thrilled.
Let's go there.
Anything Karen related I want?
Let's go get the m*therf*cker.
I'm going to take
that b*stard's eye.
Right we are.
Ah!
Oh, no.
What?
No no no no no no
no no no no no.
No!
Why me!
Hey.
Sorry to interrupt.
No problem, roomie.
Where's Mark?
I don't know.
How'd you get here?
I walked.
Actually, it gave
me time to think.
And I think that I don't want
any part of what's happening
here tonight.
So I'm just passing
by to say, have fun.
And I'm going to be back at
home at our place, having a
relaxing evening, and I might
have to sleep in the coffin.
Okay. Bye.
No.
No. Please stay.
We need you here. Please.
Actually, yeah. Can you stay?
I have to get out of here.
I need distance from this
family and from this town.
I have to go.
You need to chill.
Stewart.
She's obviously
making a large feast.
Just stay please.
Why is Mark not here?
Well, he turned out
to be a bit of a d*ck.
What happened?
The as*h*le f*cking disappeared
and didn't tell me
where he was going.
Don't leave us alone
with this, please.
What the hell was that?
Mom, why is the door blocked?
I'm making a surprise
for the party, honey.
Do you need any help?
No thank you.
I've got everything
under control.
Please.
That sounded like a chainsaw.
There's probably something
wrong with the blender.
Are you insane?
I don't want to take the bus.
Kujo does not ride the bus.
God damn it!
How long do we wait here?
f*ck!
Oh, hey.
You want some candy?
It's Boney.
Are you all right?
What happened to you?
Kujo's g*ons beat
the crap out of me.
Ta da.
Mark!
What is this?
I work with kids.
Really? How wonderful!
Well, come.
Wait, you two know each other?
It's a long story.
Let's have dinner and I'll
tell you all about it.
Finally. I'm starving.
So, Karen.
This is the boy that
you've been dating?
Yes.
Susan says they're
sleeping together.
Mark, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
Sex with your sister?
That's just not right.
What the hell are
you talking about?
Well, many years ago, my ballet
troupe went to Brazil, and
that's where I
met Mark's father.
Oh.
Ricardo.
Oh, God, he was so handsome.
And the next thing I knew,
I was pregnant with Mark.
What?
So you're our brother and
you had sex with our sister.
All I wanted was to
be part of the family.
So I made it happen.
Appetizers.
So are those chocolate?
Not chocolate.
Sausage? Looks real.
Oh, I counted 19 fingers.
I thought that was chicken.
That was definitely not chicken.
Oh, my God, everything
does taste like chicken.
Okay, this is some
whacked out sh*t.
I am out of here.
Sit down.
Mom, let her go.
Karen, your friend
is being rude.
This is obviously,
beyond some sick family issue.
The finger in the jar at
my place that I showed you.
It's fake.
The skulls, the coffin.
They're all movie
props and magic spells.
The voodoo thing, the rituals.
It's all fantasies of
mine that I made up.
Goth girl.
It's a vibe.
I love pranking people and
I love getting people out of
their comfort zones, but I
happen to know the difference
between my props, my
daydreams, and real life.
But this, this,
is real.
What the f*ck?
Woah.
She's dead.
What the hell is wrong
with you?
Forget her Stuart. Let's eat.
I spent hours
preparing that meal.
I said let's eat.
God. That girl
always annoyed me.
Mm. You really should pick
better friends, Karen.
Having you all here
together at dinner.
Oh, nothing could
make me happier.
To family.
Everything is going to
be okay, Stuart.
No!
Whoops. My finger slipped.
Stuart.
Oh, it's okay, honey.
He's in heaven now.
There is no heaven, mom. Remember.
That's right.
This is f*cked.
You are pure evil and I
don't even know where the hell
you came from.
That is rude, young lady.
Mom.
Let's quit fighting.
Let's have quality
time together.
The hospital visitation
was way too brief.
You're right, Mark.
To family.
To family.
Hmm.
Is this blood?
Yeah, it's a red blend.
Not bad.
Oh. Take one.
Honey, are you okay?
Are you all right?
Get away from me!
Are you mad at me?
Am I mad at you?
Enough chit-chat.
Let's eat.
Dad? Why?
Cause he wouldn't quit smoking.
Well, can you blame him?
She has a point.
Try this one, Karen.
It is the best I ever made.
A little ground beef, a little
Doctor Park, a little
of your father.
You are sick.
You know, I spent hours making
this wonderful meal and you
have done nothing but be rude.
[g*nsh*t]
Stop Mom!
I'm sorry, Mark, but your
sister is being a little brat.
I see you.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, well what can I say?
I like to cook.
It's, uh.
Uh, therapeutic.
What are you girls up to?
Oh, let's play a game.
How about charades?
Yes.
I used to play it all the
time when I was a kid.
I was the best.
You were.
Who am I?
Hmm?
Are they snakes coming
out of your head?
Are you from Greek mythology?
You are Medusa and I
just turned into stone.
Hahaha. That's right.
Let's play something else.
Mark. Did you really have
sex with your sister?
Yeah.
But I love her.
[g*n clicks]
I should have raised you better.
Oh, wait.
I didn't raise you.
[g*n clicks]
[Laughter]
What a rush!
Oh, Karen, you know that I love
you, but this is
just so much fun.
Mom. Let's keep her out of this.
Looks like you're having
a real rough time.
And it breaks my heart
to see you like this.
Do you need a hug?
Try me.
I am getting really tired of
your attitude, young lady.
[g*n clicks]
See?
Isn't it a rush?
Yeah, it's a f*cking blast.
Where are you going?
You can f*cking sh**t me.
I am out of here.
Okay?
[Burps]
[Upbeat rock music]
You remind me,
so much of your father.
Uh. I wish that he could
see me dance again.
Mom.
It's your turn.
Oh.
[g*nsh*t]
We belong together, Karen.
[Knife stabbing]
Ah.
Why'd you do that?
Ah! Oh it hurts.
I was going to ask you,
to marry me.
Will you?
No f*cking way.
Where are you, Doctor Park?
Come out, you piece of sh*t!
I know you're here.
Come out so I can
beat you to a pulp!
Like the pig you are!
Hey, hey.
What?
Is that Doctor Park?
This is f*cked.
I got a bus to catch.
f*ck! Who's gonna
pay me my money now?
[Clears throat]
What the?
Is this you?
You did all this,
you crazy b*tch!
[Nervously laughing]
I'm just joking.
I'm joking.
This is.
I didn't know you had it in you.
This is actually
kind of exciting.
I'm a little,
I'm a little hard.
[g*nsh*t]
[Piano music playing]
What the f*ck!
You f*cking b*tch!
[Screaming]
You just blew my d*ck off!
Oh, you f*cking b*tch.
You f*cking b*tch.
It hurts.
Oh!
[Together]
Trick or treat.
Wow!
- Incredible.
- Best decorations ever.
I guess if this is all just
going through the human
experience and there are really
no consequences, then let it be.
[Police sirens]
And if Mark doesn't bleed out
and die, I guess I'll hear from
him tomorrow.
A day at a time.
And if I happen to have the
crazy in me as well, so be it.
According to Nietzsche, if we
believe in nothing, if nothing
has any meaning, and if we can
affirm no values whatsoever,
then everything is possible.
And nothing has any importance.
[Upbeat music]
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