02x03 - Blood of the Dragon

[bunniefuu]

foreign

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it is time

hear me people of Mala nanuka the dragon

Isle

I offer you immortality and Power

I will make of you Gods if you will but

drink of the dragon's blood and serve me

who will drink

everybody

foreign

why do you hesitate

drink don't worry

is

capture the poor fool and I shall make

an example of him

foreign

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yes

I know

come on man trailblazing time ready to

roll bro

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all right

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he's my Max oh no oh yes the world has

made

it again why me you are the mighty one

I knew that how do I know you're not

just tape his

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there goes my childhood

why do I have to be the mighty one today

three two one

award my calculations were off

3.61 seconds off to be exact Nobody's

Perfect

I gotta tell you Verge this mighty one

deal is really cutting into my fun there

are more important things than fun we

have a circus to visit service

why didn't you say

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did you say

you call this dump a circus why are we

here Virgil

Ina

yeah well

right back at you it's an obscure Proto

Polynesian dialect it translates roughly

as mighty one no way Norman help our

friend out will you

blocked

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hey buddy just call me kalikinaka for

short okay everyone does my prize freak

get them

thank you

you can knock away no no Max take Max

I love the circus skull master has

invaded tomorrow's Island it is your

fate mighty one to face him there it's

well where is this island a thousand

miles east of here but there is a portal

now we must hurry

you ruined my circus now you die

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portal 10 degrees right

thank you

I hate to correct the brilliant Lemurian

chicken but this is not an island I

don't understand it

merge

I can't swim we heard where's the island

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curious the map is always correct yet

the island is gone

so what went wrong nothing went wrong

mighty one the portals have always been

here therefore the only possible

explanation is that the island has moved

yeah what he said

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yeah

is

committee

that's Mr Kalikimaka to you lizard boy

oh that's no way to make friends Normie

I'm ashamed of myself

foreign

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they look pretty creepy to me

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tomorrow doesn't remember there being a

hill

we can climb above this fog huh

did we just take a portal to Bayonne New

Jersey

perhaps volcanic in origin

now it's even foggier up here

hey Norm you got a sinus problem no

Greek

I wish

gosh we're hanging out on a dragon

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look mighty one the flapping of the

dragon's Wings moves the island yeah

well they'll never replace jet skis

everybody

Hey where's Norman oh dear

I fished with bigger worms than you

Norman no oh

why did he do it he was the guardian

mighty one

come the world is depending on you

brilliant one Virgil and think of

something fast very well what possible

means of deflecting attack could be

thank you

is it over uh

you could say that

into a style master

foreign

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once again I ask of you

drink the blood of the Dragon

oh my God

why isn't it changing he drank of the

cup

perhaps goodness cannot be driven out

skull Master perhaps a man must accept

evil willingness

oh yes an interesting philosophical

point my old friend shall we put your

theory to the test let's see how well

your beloved cat Bearer stands up to

evil take him

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if I were to offer you this cup of

dragon's blood oh that wouldn't make me

evil it'd make me hurl let us see

drink

the army

pick on some on your own size you will

suffer for this impudence you will beg

for mercy yeah right

man this Dragon Blood Stain because my

mom's gonna k*ll me when she sees this

look at that

hey way to go fan club autographed eight

by tens for everybody

No Escape

let's go

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which way to the beach I think that that

is

first look

we can navigate that boat toward a

portal yeah if we can find a way to get

down there maybe we can jump

well that was my next suggestion

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I gotta admit it this is way cooler than

a bike path

and now the end capera fire and eternal

pain and torment for all but my

followers

thank you

find us a portal Verge like quick okay

the island has been moving my map is

useless I've failed you mighty one oh

come on Verge do that Lemurian thing you

did it before you can do it again

oh dear I'm afraid

never reach it in time

well then I guess there's only one thing

left to do

I want to make a deal deal what kind of

deal

um well I never asked to be the cat

Bearer you know I don't want the

responsibility I just want to be a kid

again muddy one

no

I'll give you the camp if you if you

just let me go very well I accept your

cowardly offer I knew you were unworthy

now they know it too

it is the end of their ridiculous hero

worship

it is the beginning of a new era it is

the birth of Dragon Island

I'm sorry guys I I never said I was a

hero

what

the cap

give it to me

no mighty one see a phone face

we had a deal sorry I got a better offer

incinerate them

thank you

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oh my God

no get this disgusting thing off me

ew dragon loogies

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Luca

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yes tomorrow thanks you mighty what he

says he's sure that one day his people

will reclaim their Island and they know

that when that day comes it will be

thanks to the courage and sacrifice of

the revered mighty one you will always

have their gratitude he said all that I

paraphrased I'm curious mighty one what

would you have done if skull Master had

got the cap before we reached the portal

I don't know Verge might have thought of

something after all I am kaliki

nakahulina

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love a good list and the really big ones

come from the island of Komodo the

nearly extinct Komodo dragons are the

world's largest lizards they grow to 10

feet in length and weigh up to 300

pounds belly small animals slow running

tourists and even each other and I

prefer the well-fed smaller lizards

see you next time lizard lovers