02x10 - Beetlemania

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I'll take uh

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Jackson then I'll take Jimmy

yeah

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we'll take

Gordon okay looks like you're ours be so

what am I chopped spinach no you're

Outfield I meant why did you pick me

last du cuz you're a girl of course I'm

a girl what's that got to do with it

well I just assumed what the girls don't

play baseball the girls can't play

baseball I knew you'd understand be

I'll show

you I got it I got it I got it I got it

I got

it

huh I got

it I I got

it hey nice catch ah there you are

mighty one I'm afraid the signs are most

ominous you're telling me I just fell

through one and I see you're not alone

welcome beatric thank you

virilus hello Norman nice bug greetings

get off me uh where are we anyway New

Mexico what is this thing it's a carving

and as I said it's most ominous it can

only mean one thing oh yeah well what's

that yes well I I'm not precisely sure

yet mighty one it's probably just an ad

for bug repelling H looks more like a

beetle to me bug beetle what's a diff

it's just an old carving the difference

is this old carving is new there's only

one other like it in the entire world in

Peru and it's old right older than

anyone knows mighty one the carving in

Peru was old when the world was

young excuse

me wo rock and roll fans it's a beetal

reunion you got the rock and roll part

right

that is a big

bug virel what are they doing well it

appears they're communicating what do

bugs have to talk about us

apparently I can't fight this run mighty

one run from some bugs let's go

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what was that thing it looked like some

sort of robotic bug beetle whatever and

it looks like old Beetle brow means

business I propose a preemptive Retreat

does that mean run who cares what it

means run where's Norman oh don't worry

about Norman no bugs can keep him

down it's a blank a

plague oh hurry hurry nobody's home

perhaps under the circumstances mighty

one you should try the door uh good

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right

hello relax be it's just a

clock W this

way

the

oh man they are persistent little

buggers huh and what's that Beetle brow

dude up to that is the one thing we must

deduce mighty one and how do we stop him

uh that is the other one thing we must

deduce not deduce this they're

leaving well perhaps this Beetle br as

you call him has summoned them in order

to proceed with some plan then we better

do something now now what we need is a

really large fly swatter Beetle swatter

whatever look all right we'll poison

them how there there's Millions maybe

billions of them I don't know do I have

to think of everything uh perhaps the

answer is under that top mighty

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one way to go bamundo we'll just dust

him from the air you think this baby

will fly well of course without a pilot

it seems unlikely we'll have an

opportunity to find out Virgil hello

you're a bird you can fly this thing

can't you I afraid not though

Aeronautics are not my

meter I guess I'll have to do it then be

you can't fly this plane and why not cuz

I'm a girl cuz cuz you don't know how

well of course I do my mother taught me

she's a weekend pilot you know well I'll

be a boy

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Max give it a

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spin try again

B allow me hey Normie big guy all right

are we glad to see you

likewise

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prop Norman get the Inc

asde

High B we got to get above them to high

and we'll

stall okay

Norman now Fe circle

circle it's

working that was

close you're telling

me hang on you guys I'm taking her

down it appears he is dusting

us we got a bail that would require

parachutes which I do believe we've

neglected to prove now you tell

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Normie check to the seet for

parachutes there's only two perhaps we

don't exceed the maximum weight capacity

now let's see the weight differential

divided by four with the coefficient of

constant velocity forget it I'd rather

jump than do math come on

Normie

gra on Virgil but I have just a few

more why you are

look I had NOS blw south for the

winter sopam America to be precise if my

theory is correct they're heading for

Peru something tells me we better get

there

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first no no my good woman there's no

need for

that let me try Verge Spanish is my

second

language you just said stop crying we're

going to eat eat your

feet it's P Mania

again this

way

we must hurry if we wish to reach nasca

in time I'm certain something of

monumental importance is going to

transpire there yeah but what could be

important to beetles indeed it is a

mystery wrapped in an enigma what could

Beetle Brown want with these little guys

they're just

bugs I don't think so max look it's got

three eyes real beetles don't have three

eyes well Beetle expert Maybe this guy's

a mutant Beetle you didn't think of that

did you mutant

Beetle what do you suppose it's saying I

don't know probably something Bugg is

like a let me go allow me Norman no no

it's okay it's just a

bug a weird bug but just a

bug you know what maybe it's a mad

scientist controlling the brains of all

bugs nope been done a plot of skull

master to control I I bugs no not his

style I got it it's spaceship oh please

that's so lame if there's one thing it's

not

it's it's a

spaceship aliens what do they want those

beetles apparently but for what purpose

I don't know vir but we got to find out

Normie big guy we need to get past that

big bugger right there no problem

Bemo hey Bugsy want to

play W touchy

touchy

now

want to play rough

huh wa these aliens sure could use some

decorating

tips

fascinating we're trapped like bugs

beetles whatever they do seem to treat

us rather like

Vermin can't believe it squashed by a

bug H if I could get to this control

panel I might be able to access the

ship's computer you got it Verge oh man

don't tell me I forgot to bring my

pocket knife

you carry a pocket knife done

everybody now if I cross the Mainframe

connector with the remote cathode

control I'm afraid we've been mistaken

all along might1 it seems these beetles

are the aliens alien bugs alien beetles

whatever

they crash landed here in the time of

the

dinosaurs using what remained of their

craft they built Beetle bra to protect

them from the huge beasts that inhabited

the

Earth when the dinosaurs became extinct

Beetle bra was no longer needed the

aliens spread over the Earth waiting

until the time the rescue ship would

come from billions of miles away waiting

for Beetle bra to summon waiting for

today beet number one looks angry how

can you tell I wonder why they've never

tried to communicate with us apparently

they found no intelligent life no

intelligent life come on what about our

cities our museums television roll on

deodorant you might ask why we never

recognize their intelligence either

insects have language culture social

structure I wonder what they'll do with

us you had to

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ask merge how come I don't like a look

to that thing perhaps because it's a

neutrino expl*sive device you mean a

b*mb in a manner of speaking it'll

destroy all non-insect life on Earth

what they're going to destroy all light

on Earth I why maybe they' just decided

to take over and they're fumigating

their new

home yeah

Norman oh man your timing is perfect

let's get out of

here wa hang

AO

all right I got an idea a crazy one but

an idea be careful mighty one remember

to these creatures you have no

intelligence yeah wait till they see

this yes yes convincing oh wait a second

chicken I think Max is on to something

here I only hope this speaks better

Beetle than he does Spanish uh that's

foul actually and I really don't

think it's working okay everybody just

do what I

do come on Normie big guy get with the

program you don't want him to think

you're antisocial I Don't Dance would

you rather be

fumigated

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that was close okay what now though I

suppose being civilized creatures

they'll leave us in

peace

see you later Beetle bud don't be a

stranger hey send me a postcard from

alpha C

Tor wow we just assumed they were stupid

bugs same thing they assumed about us

you know it's really too bad we shared

this planet for so long and couldn't

communicate with each other

unfortunately mighty one that is often

standard operating procedure on this

planet well maybe we changed things a

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little hi did you know there are over

300,000 known species of beetles in the

world a number approximately equal to

known plant species some like the

ladybird Beetle are considered

beneficial because they eat other

insects that feed on crops beetles live

in every habitat except for salt water

and polar ice caps oh yeah and don't

tell my new friends but uh they make

tasty snacks too right

Thor until next

time