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02x13 - Clown Without Pity

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x13 - Clown Without Pity

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[Music]

what is

that let us go and

see

well thank you thank you very much I'll

be right back for my

Encore singing telegram for Mighty

Max Strange Things Are going on in

Moscow in Moscow Virgil says to get

their fast go to Moscow now take the

partal at D5 on the map hurry to floor

32 don't stop and take a

nap yeah well what do you expect from a

foul hey I'm a chicken

actually

thanks

Normie wow it's hardly the happiest

place on Earth huh where are we this is

the Russian Countryside just outside

Moscow children have been disappearing

at an alarming rate Mighty Max something

evil is going on and it's our job to

stop it oh yeah right evil what like

some fixed ring toss oh come on quit

pulling my Taffy Verge it's a carnival

people have fun here

here uhoh sounds like maybe some of the

locals are having too much

fun you think maybe it's the ticket

taker I'll punch his

ticket run

in

there ha you looking for this I you

man who beat you with the ugly

[Music]

stick Norm me dude if they ever make

popcorn stand tossing an Olympic event

man you have got the gold wrapped up

uhoh okay anybody got any bright ideas

cuz I'm fresh out I say we fight to the

death you always say that Norman true

but that doesn't make it a bad

idea no

Yuri Yuri no noty Yuri you have been bad

boy frightening poor

customers he is new here he does not

know place yet like I've taught his

other little

friends oh boy hey thanks for stepping

in Mr uh Freo Freo the clown this is my

Carnival you like well like is a strong

word but it's a real real happening

place I bet people are knocking down

doors to get in huh is this guy for real

you do like

wonderful let me show it to you Mr Freo

sir uh you wouldn't happen to have come

across any children here lately would

you children children we get many

children here many many many they come

they go they like Carnival but no

children here now

except

you nice breath there buddy you brush

regularly or just every other full moon

oh

happy here have Cotten candy everyone

love cotton candy why thank you I don't

mind if I

do I like

it uh no no no thanks uh Freo I think

I'll pass Green's not really my color

look I'm going to wander around maybe

taking a few rides see some more sights

uh do you mind no this Carnival

everybody have fun and be careful of fun

house very dangerous place for

child yeah oh oh great you two have fun

I'll just go look

around see you later Clowny yes you will

little boy you will

oh dear you are new around here yeah

whatever so look I I hate to bother you

while you're um eating not that I

probably have any choice but uh have you

seen any other kids around around here

by any

[Music]

chance seen any children yes I did and

they were

delicious hey Normie

Virgil Normie

Virgil

oh great they're probably having a fine

old time while I've got borc boy here

chasing

me going

up

[Music]

uh-oh ha anent Ferris wheel left here

goes

nothing later banie puss see you at the

Cosmetics

counter or maybe

sooner

so you want to go for a ride

huh okay I'll take you for a ride

W he a big Cary

yeah

ta and for my next

Miracle oh man doesn't anything stop

that

thing you can

write you you were once a kid like like

me but what

happened he did this to you you mean all

the horrible mutant bad skinned uglies

around here no offense used to be

kids oh yeah I know hey why didn't you

just trash Freo like you did my friend

Norman

he can change you back

how but why is he changing all you kids

into monsters because I want whole world

to look like

me

a swell ugly to the left of me ugly to

the right I resent that remark mighty

one I'll have you know that in many

circles I've considered quite handsome

Virgil of course Norman yes mighty

one man you guys have really changed

quite we were drugged by that cotton

cander when we awoke some had distorted

our molecular structure oh It's

upsetting really as well as itchy but

why oh the usual Freo has an

unbelievably large inferiority complex

born looking like a clown he ran away to

the only place he felt at home the

circus and here he's been planning his

revenge ever

since oh dear it's another one no it uh

I mean he is on our side hey can you

help my buddy out of

there way to

[Music]

go

Virgil Normie I'd like you to meet my

bud Yuri oh oh don't worry Yuri we'll

find how to change you back too I

promise

me

Norman

Yuri perhaps if we all sat down and

discussed this like civilized

monsters nice freaks nice freaks you

wouldn't want to hurt me would you I'm

just a kid like you no sort

of

wow and another winner give the boy a

blitz

oh stop listen to me all of you you're

not

monsters you're

humans incredibly ugly humans but humans

nonetheless hey don't become like Freo

he wants to make the whole world like

him everyone that means your friends

your families do you want what happened

to you to happen to them in other words

freaks of the World Unite you have

nothing to lose but your slobbering

faces and you know a few extra limbs

stop Freo stop him

[Applause]

now

well done mighty one oratory worthy of

of myself actually yeah thanks BGE now's

our chance quick let's find Freo uh Hey

Yuri you you think you know where he

might

[Music]

be fun

house looks more like the guest house at

Castle

Frankenstein let me see I believe we

should go to the

right

Mar a man he laughs a lot doesn't he

come on Viro said go right so we go

right I don't like this Normie we better

do something quick or I'm going to turn

Fusion Yuri mighty

one

yeah rob

it

they're

gone okay enough with a small talk where

are my

friends sorry can't see you now they are

how you say

[Music]

changing these special mirrors real

Funhouse mirrors what they reflect

happens care for

look

no

persel Norman there is nothing you can

do but become a

[Music]

[Laughter]

Freak no what are you

[Music]

doing

I got a bad feeling about

this

Yi is it me it is

me

nothing could have survived that oh that

is good then my family is safe and so am

I thanks to you ah forget it you know

nothing any other red-blooded mighty one

wouldn't

do what

happened

see you around yeah hey you know what

BGE I hate to bring this up but after

seeing you the way you were and the way

you are now uh have you ever thought

about getting a beak job a beak job how

dare you are you implying that my face

is anything less than perfect well you

do kind of look like a chicken a chicken

I am a foul my beak looks nothing like

chickens where chickens is O while I

have

[Music]

this hi did you guys know that clowns

are an important tradition dating all

the way back to ancient Greece in 16th

century Europe harlequinn clowns wore

funny masks and costumes pirau added

white makeup in the 17th century then a

breakthrough in clown history the German

clown pickle Herring introduces

oversized shoes and fake noses and mom

thinks I spend all my time in school

just Clowning

Around see you