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02x14 - Max vs. Max

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mighty Max". Aired: September 1, 1993 – December 2, 1994.*
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Series follows Max, an adventurous teenage boy who receives in the mail a small statue of a fowl, inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphs whereof the translation states: "You have been chosen to be the cap-bearer.

02x14 - Max vs. Max

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[Music]

no welcome venerable

one I seek an ancient book of power a

book whose Secrets will enable me to

rejoin the shattered Crystal of soul

I seek the Laman Arana but this book is

hidden in the lost city of Dean

inaccessible for thousands of years

you'll never find it even the city's

location is a

secret secrets are bad for the soul

venerable

one so much so

if you do not tell me what I need to

know I shall be forced to teach you to

fly but it is

impossible hey Max did you finish

reading Tale of Two Cities for today's

class oh man I knew there was something

I forgot give me a minute Felix a minute

this book is thicker than the Tokyo

phone

book not the a bridge version check it

out it was the best of times it was the

worst of times it was time for the cat

Bearer to report to the portal in the

school swimming pool oh man I guess I

should have stuck with the

[Music]

original good yuck actually the

creature's name is pronounced Yak well

I'd love to keep on yaking with you

Verge but there are icicles forming on

my nose here forgive me m uh Max put on

this traditional Himalayan Parker thanks

just in time I was about to get

traditional Himalayan pneumonia so um

what brings us to this winter wonderland

Verge a great

crisis you're not the only one at

brought Mighty One Max I want you to

meet uh

Max Max a million actually pleased to

meet you I'm

sure yeah likewise Verge I don't get it

what does this mean well you might not

realize Max but I send out numerous

summonses based on all the probabilities

of where the mighty one might be at any

given

time the fact that maximilan here

received one of the summonses might mean

that he is in fact the actual mighty one

what

are are you sure about this Verge I mean

how'd he get here Maximillion was

already here because his father is the

British ambassador to this country

special envo actually another

synchronicity Max his birthday is the

same as yours in point of fact I'm 5

minutes older for all prophetic purposes

the two of you are interchangeable but

with one crucial difference one of you

is the mighty one and the other is not

well hey if that's all you're worried

about Max am milon here is welcome to

the camp at all the trouble that goes

with it I mean all I ever wanted was to

be a regular kid I do cut a rather

dashing figure as the cat Bearer

wouldn't you say no Mighty uh Max Virgil

isn't saying you're not the mighty one

just so it's just that the prophecy

isn't quite

clear if only there would a test to

determine the true mighty one

rbody

alive Bandits attacking the village now

this may be just the test I was looking

for w I think there's extra credit for

this

[Applause]

test those creatures are quite familiar

he not the might one is

here magnificent High box for heroism

and horsemanship yeah only fair too

showy

I'll show you some real superhero stuff

Burge Mighty One Max be

[Applause]

careful that's all right little fella I

got you

Norman if you interfere we'll never

learn which Max is the authentic mighty

[Music]

one thanks anyway big guy you know the

truth is I've gotten used to that cap

and I'm not about to lose it without

giving it all I've got

yes Virgil look those creatures are

retreating uh not a retreat I fear but

an

[Music]

advance hooray vile creatures the final

battle is about to begin what does old

bone face want around here skull Master

seeks the Lost city of dakan and the

power of the Lemurian Arana which lies

hidden

therein however since we know that he

knows the city's defenses are absolutely

impregnable it's clear that he knows a

way to circumvent them luckily I know

one person who can stop him the mighty

one no

problem Deeds not words will determine

the true cap be shall we

the portal which leads to the lost city

lies

[Music]

beyond my word it's a Yeti no one can

stop a Yeti oh yeah well you ain't seen

nothing

Yeti I eat yetis for breakfast rather

unappetizing I must say Norman no this

test is to determine the true mighty one

[Music]

back you go

monster hey nice going Maximillion the

mighty one to you Virgil Guardian I

shall meet you at the

[Music]

portal excellent work my lad simply

excellent thank you sir I'm doing my

best

oh

yeah keep moving Norman as difficult as

it may be we must let the mighty one

fent himself whichever self he turns out

to be now I kind of hate to do do this

but if I don't that teacher's pet is

going to be Yeti

chow and now for the Abominable

snowball just my luck it worked

quick go through move Norman it's the

only way to learn the

truth no no no no no no no

I seriously doubt he eluded the Beast

here he comes come on

Max Max

no what have I

[Music]

done no it's can't be poor Max and it

was all my fault remember that Verge hi

Normie mighty one mighty one that is um

max I'm certainly happy to see you

safe you call this safe

Norman can I help it if yetis are clumsy

[Music]

how do you close this

door that was not

fun Hey where's my all right

Maximillion well even if I'm not the

mighty one it's nice to see I can still

ditch a yeti with the best of

them now if I know my old enemy he will

launch his final attack in the dead of

night I only hope that the true mighty

one whichever he is will be up to the

[Music]

challenge Master everything is

proceeding as planned when will I be

able to enter the city with the rising

of the

moon at

last the power of the Arana will be mine

Virgil Norman Max something terrible is

happening the mighty one's final test

has

begun into the city my

creatures nothing can stop me now

[Music]

want to

[Music]

bet at last the resting place of the

Arana Norman skull Master's going after

the book

be right with you mighty uh

whoever behold the most powerful book on

Earth the Lemurian Arana with its power

I shall make the crystal of souls whole

and the world my

kingdom here goes nothing

[Music]

it's

gone

[Music]

[Music]

G where is it myy

one what the men's room I think it's

right around you're

G tell me or die skull Master let the

boy go reveal the location of the Arcana

and I

will deny me and I'll cut the boy a new

smile Virgil don't tell him you've got

to keep the Arcana out of skull Master's

hands Virgil for care about me if skull

Master rejoins the crystal of souls

he'll be Invincible what a delightful

thought more powerful yes but not

Invincible not if the mighty one is

alive to oppose

him release the boy

skullmaster I'll tell you where I moved

the Arana 500 years

[Music]

ago if you have deceived me old friend

the boy shall suffer

unimaginable

pain I have not deceived you one shot

atam that's all I

ask

ah the Arana of course you didn't expect

to leave this room alive did

you well you call me an

optimist uh why k*ll me now if I'm not

really the mighty

one oh but you are the mighty one

maximilan is just my unwilling sl*ve

sent to pose as the cap Bearer to ensure

my victory this day and now I have the

cap the Arcana and my

revenge yeah we also have something else

bone brain comp

C you C

be warer C Baron quickly I have a world

to conquer

that little Brat's on skull Master's

side I never liked him Max I'm afraid to

look if that Yeti has hurt him I'll be

making Yeti stew tonight forget it

Normie I've eaten your cooking mighty

one wow what's a good mighty one without

his cap let's

go if I'm correct skullmaster knows

about the exit portal we must reach it

before he does

the

portal ma million step out of

it and now it is the beginning of the

end no

you insufferable twit I'll k*ll you for

what you've done I'll make you suffer

I'll

pardon me but where am I and why am I

wearing this ridiculous cap well it's a

long story uh old chip but it's all over

now mighty one forgive me for doubting

you but I had to be sure who the true

mighty one was I knew it all along you

know so did I well be that as it may

skullmaster has the Arcana not only will

he be able to rejoin the crystal of

souls but the book will give him

unimaginable Powers well maybe not Verge

He's Got The Abridged Edition see while

he was busy with the yeti i t out a

whole bunch of

pages

no the mighty one will pay for

this you certainly are the mighty one

but do you think you could possibly have

saved the world without mutila in an

ancient relic of luran science a genuine

Antiquity of great

significance well no doubt about it

that's the real

Virgil know there aren't many places in

the world where you can lose an entire

city but if you're going to you couldn't

choose a better place for it than the

Himalayan Mountains the Himalayas are

filled with mysterious Legend such as

the Abominable Snowman and the lost city

of Shambala which some say was built by

colonists from at

inside a hollow Mountain so when you

travel to Tibet Nepal or Bhutan keep

your eyes open cuz you never know what

you might see later