02x20 - Good Golly Ms. Kali

[bunniefuu]

foreign

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all right

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foreign

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I have done that the dreams requested

I have brought you from the museum where

the unbelievers had hidden you through

this place and have lived incense in

your name I ask now for the reward

promise me

foreign

you are not complete

I must find amazing pieces

I demand the reward that was promised I

want the power to crush my enemies

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are you sure you're reading the

directions right Felix because this

looks more like junk than a fusion

reactor it says put tab A into slot B

put connecting rod C into Terminal D

then go to portal e in the third dryer

from the door at the laundromat on

Avenue F it's that chicken again isn't

it yeah later and he's a foul actually

foreign

oh now don't you try this see I've got a

magical cap that opens a door in one of

these dryers if I can figure out which

one

oh

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I don't get it Virgil's directions have

never been wrong before

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ah now you finally arrived mighty one

yeah well I'd have been here sooner if

uh someone hadn't made a mistake in the

directions

possible I thought I made a mistake once

but I was wrong look at Crystal right

here the third dryer from the door and

it wasn't it was the fifth whatever

mistake you made in counting at least

you've arrived now mighty one an ancient

evil has awakened a demon called Naja

and if he finds what he seeks the powers

of Khali the Hindu goddess of

Destruction will be Unleashed on all of

India

these are the ancient ruins of

Mohenjo-daro what Naja seeks are two of

kali's Arms from a lost secret statue

and naturally I know just where they're

hidden now you'd better be right this

time I am always right it is a matter of

mathematical certainty

hey I hit something wow

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but it's more than just arms wait that's

a statue of Shiva not Carly Shiva he's a

Hindu god not a goddess well well it

looks like someone might have been a

little I don't know wrong at least now I

don't have to shop for a Mother's Day

present

thanks

hi there hey you know what uh some of my

best friends are venomous snakes really

and some of my best friends eat snakes

for breakfast

we're suddenly very popular in the

reptile community

the mighty one solve this

and over there I got an idea oh finally

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please

covers can't swim huh

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my destiny is remember

look at the arm

foreign

there must be another explanation I know

where the final arm is mighty one we

must go there at once yeah well if

you're wrong this time Verge a

Preposterous wrong isn't in my

vocabulary yeah well remind me to buy

you a better dictionary

good

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Virgil uh I think it might be a little

off on this one but the r must be in

this storage room it must be

blocked warm it up

break it

what was that

foreign

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is mine

Norman you better defang Fang it's what

I live for

eign

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I am

make them suffer first

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I don't think you paid for this

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[Applause]

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thank you

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pick off bang face around I'll break

this thing

Norman the mighty one needs your help

that cake yeah

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he's here with the snakes

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Mikey water the arm of Cali whoops oh

man I blew it now there's nothing to

stop Fang from bringing Kali back there

is still an opportunity for us to

Triumph you must take the statue to

Carly's own sanctuary in Calicut let us

go well maybe but lately even a few

mangoes short of a Chutney I am not

responsible for things that are moved or

rearranged and caligat is one place that

cannot be moved let us go

black mother goddess

the Destroyer

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I am Cali who awakened me awakened

destruction no no

friends

I will obey come down I oh because your

master

you will dance for me

you're done some destruction damn

mighty one or not I can't possibly stop

that Obi-Wan has the parts apart

talk about being in the right place at

the right time

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you are the mighty one and your destiny

is so strong it overcomes even the

occasional of a slight nervous

calculation yeah but we still only have

half a guy here to defend Carly you must

face her as an equal

you must trust me oh yes great

infallible and wise foul but if you

screw up this will be the last time yes

well it would be it wouldn't it

now what now Almighty what you must

trust not me but your destiny this guy's

missing feet wait a minute first time I

looked I had feet

bingo I think I figured it out I in the

missing piece

lay it on me babe

I don't have a colleague you pick Nadia

no problem

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here goes nothing Good Golly Miss collie

is this dance taken you

yeah well where I come from one is

usually enough

he says

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that wasn't very polite

this has to do something

my mind knee is free

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for me worm of evil

thank you Warrior for freeing me come

Shiva let your spirit rest

excellent work mighty one yeah well not

bad yourself pal at the end uh I've been

considering my alleged mistakes and have

something to say it is better to admit a

mistake than to deny it and risk further

mistakes yeah well you know what they

say Verge to air is chicken to forgive

Divine as a matter of fact I was

speaking hypothetically because you see

if you take into account the difference

between the Indian calendar and the

Lemurian calendar you find my

calculations would be precisely correct

and I'm not a chicken oh my mistake

I you know Virgil isn't the only one to

ever make a mistake do you ever wonder

why Native Americans were originally

called Indians see India is in Asia

between the Himalayan Mountains and the

Indian Ocean but when Christopher

Columbus landed near North America he

thought it was India and the people he

found there came to be called Indians so

the next time you goof up remember

you're in good company later