02x23 - The Mommy's Hand

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ouch just my luck it'll be an early

birthday present from Aunt Celia she

still thinks I wear pajamas with feet

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oh just something for Mom

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oh what's this fan may open some

flounder you may already have won the

cat Bearer sweepstakes

portal at the city dump man talk about

junk mail

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no sign of any portal around here

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you don't know what's happening you

don't know who's doing it but you know

you need me to come to Egypt to fix it

once again mighty one you have

succinctly encapsulated our predicament

but I do know this the ancient ones

prophesied that the path of Mankind's

Destiny leads to this time and this

place a dead hand hopefully not no I

mean look a dead end want me to bust it

in perhaps later Norman right now I must

read the inscription I think I'll just

wait for the movie to come out hmm

fascinating pre-diagnostic hieroglyphs

apparently this is excuse me can I help

you

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yeah

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we would tell that there was an

interesting Temple at this spot you were

misinformed oh perhaps I should

introduce myself I am Dr Celine alizar

professor of Antiquities I am an expert

on the ancient gods of Egypt there has

never been a temple at this location

yeah but what about the if you would

like to come by the museum in the

morning I will be glad to direct you to

some of our City's points of historical

interest

nice lady

to the description on this Sandstone

this was one of the Lost Temples of

Osiris and Kilroy was here although that

appears to be a more recent Edition well

then maybe we'll visit Professor Alazar

a little sooner than planned huh

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that looks like the professor is

cramming for finals

no mighty one I think we might well be

advised to use caution is there a side

entrance

there is now

that's what I like about you normie you

really know how to make an entrance

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I guess Dr alizar has slipped into

something more comfortable huh those

Cyrus lord of the Nile ruler of the two

kingdomsgeb who a son of raw brother to

set father of Horus boy that Osiris guy

comes from a big family she is encanting

a right unspoken on Earth for thousands

of years since before recorded history

hear me Osiris your time in the

Netherworld is drawing to a close

soon the Ring of the Sacred Scarab will

find its rightful owner and your hand

shall stir to light then will the

joining take place for eon's none have

been worthy of the Ring they have paid

with their flesh yet do I send the ring

to the corners of the Earth according to

prophecy in search of the Justified one

oh Lord Osiris hear me your wife !sis

and be patient

hi ah yeah I'm sorry we were just

looking for the gift shop do you know

where we can get a a king touch snow

globe it has you have desecrated this

holy ceremony I condemn you to the realm

of the ancient dead you mean Miami

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have offended the gods of Egypt mother

!sis has condemned you to the nameless

death death not only in dislike but in

the next I'll get a life bird who is

that guy he is anupis a ruler dead

hi you know Anubis

when I said get a life I didn't mean

mine

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laughs

what's that thing for that Implement was

used by the ancient embalmers prior to

mummification to remove the brain via

the nasal cavity

I lose my lunch via the oral cavity oh

sons of Horus

baby you will be denied the internal

organs of these infidels but do not

despair their Eternal suffering will be

recompense

Anubis does not plan to remove our

viscera after all cool because we have

to be wrapped in funeral bandages and

buried alive

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are you all right

I'm Hop dead and they're all dead our

eyes Faithful Servants

thank you

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the light we must head for the light

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whatever happened to doctor what's her

name

no matter what name she's calling

herself she is the Goddess !sis and

she's obsessed with bringing her husband

Osiris back from the dead yeah well she

must be doing it by mail order hey this

looks like the package that came today

for Mom

wait a minute I gotta get home

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Mom Mom are you home I'm in here dear

and look at the lovely ring that came in

the mail

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well I don't think it's gonna fit you

Max it's tight on me oh no you don't

understand Max why does sudden interest

in jewelry no she must not remove the

ring but Verge any attempt to force the

ring from her head could be disastrous

get it has it been a slow day in the

superhero business

ow I really gotta start using more

moisturizer Verge what do we do I'm not

sure mighty one I must contemplate the

probabilities

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well it's a probability that Mom is in

deep guano we don't figure out some way

to get that ring off her

pulling me

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do not fight it we just use the portals

to bring her to the source of Maureen's

power

next I'm frightened oh hey now don't

worry Mom I told you we've dealt with

this kind of thing before like that kind

of thing is this anyway the rain is

drawn her to the former site of

residence Temple

pre-dynastic hieroglyphs yes but there

doesn't seem to be any manner of

immigrants while you busted in

hold on Normie I think Mom just found

the key

glorious

Temple appears to be devoted solely to

the hand of Osiris that is a big hand

mom's being pulled toward that slide in

the base you must stop her at all costs

according to these hieroglyphs the hand

of the Justified one bearing the ring

will bring the hand of Osiris to life or

or what or my hand will be locked off no

thank you

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oh thanks

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Army of them the hands of those

unfortunate enough to have worn a ring

of rosarius oh sh**t now go away

I can't hold on

Goths the Justified one rolls close it

is the time of the joining give life to

my husband

thank you

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gods of Egypt once the hand of Osiris is

rejoined he shall reawaken and we shall

once again make mountains tremble and

the hearts of Mortals stand still

oh man

I have again up hand me

Norman I hope you're doing better than I

am buddy

I like head-to-hand combat oh dear

they're backing us towards the statue I

mom

Mom hey oh I hope this means what I

think it means

whoa look ma no hands I mean uh

oh my hand it's all right but Max you

could have lost your hand well not

according to that brilliant mighty one

of course the Justified one is the

mighty one Destiny works in odd ways the

ring came to your mother but it was in

fact you who would have the power to

bring the hand to life precisely what

people stop that hand if it joins the

body of Osiris the old gods will once

again have dominion over the Earth

I can't stop it

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might you are Norman are you okay

never laid a hand on me where'd it go

well I guess the hand is quicker than

the eye

those Titus my husband the time is night

you live

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I breathed it as an air of Egypt once

again

ah it is good my husband the Justified

one has anointed your Awakening

once again granted

eternal life

stop them we're too late not so I know

mighty one that you are the Justified

one I know you are he who is true of

voice I know you can stop them what the

heck are you talking about

I don't know

turn the earth into a garden once again

my husband

after we rid the land of this plague of

Mortals Osiris is in her complete

control oh yeah well two can play at

this game hey Osiris uh it is I who have

awakened you from the sleep of centuries

squash the Mortal he is of no use to us

now yes he is no hey I mean stop Osiris

I am the justifiable

the Justified one

ah Justified one

Osiris thinks you Justified one you have

given me a great gift and I am unworthy

ah sure don't mention it those Cyrus We

Must Destroy them no !sis my beloved

felt too much pain

but has grown cold true husband I have

lived with morsels as a mortal you have

forgotten that we exist to serve models

not destroy them come

Littles returned together to the sons of

Egypt for all eternity

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well has Anubis said to The Mummy that

just about wraps things up oh I hope you

don't expect Applause for that no thanks

Mom I already had a big hand

hi did you know how many things we use

in our daily lives we owe to the ancient

Egyptians 5 000 years ago they invented

Papyrus the earliest form of paper the

game of checkers the toothbrush and the

handshake they also invented pancakes

but I think their greatest achievement

was the discovery of deodorant now if

only my pal Felix would make the same

discovery

later