01x25 - Alligators and Okeechobee Vikings

[bunniefuu]

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[upbeat music]

[crickets chirping]

[intense music]

[yawning]

Huh?

Gator!

[g*nshots]

[crickets chirping]

[g*nshots]

Huh!

Aah-h!

[splash]

Donaldson!

Gee! You ever seen
prints like these?

[fire roaring]

[people screaming]

[g*nshots]

Get that fire out,
you moron!

Else there'll be
nothing to guard.

Look up there, sir!

Aah-h!

Get a spotlight
on the water!

[music continues]

Aah-h!

clank

[grunting]

Father!

Father.

Ugh!
Aah-h!

[g*nshots]

[intense music]

Ahh!

[splashing]

[growling]

[groaning]

What were they?
Some kind of eco hippies?

They'll be some kinda dead,
when I see them again.

Hey, look at this!
It's a weird old sword!

[intense music]

[Dr. Quest]
'Quite extraordinary!'

'This is 10th century
Nordic, Mr. Avery.'

I thought you'd be
interested, Dr. Quest.

Heavy, too.

Whoever handled this baby,
must be tougher than a bald owl.

The engraving depicts
a viking king's funeral

by a warriors death.

Sent to Valhalla
with all his possessions

aboard a burning longboat.

Those eco hippies
are weird jerks.

- The cops know about this?
- Oh, yes.

There's an APB out
for a g*ng

of environmentalist
swordsmen in alligator suits.

We'll take care of this one
ourselves, Mr. Bannon.

[pleasant music]

[Bandit barking]

This is certainly
a thrilling contraption.

[barking continues]

[motor revving]

'Hold very tight, please.'

[motor revving]

[dog whimpering]

Bandit!

He's okay.
Here, boy.

[growling]

[yelping]

[intense music]

Sorry, Bandit.
An accident, I assure you.

Jonny! Hadji!
We're ready to leave.

You take us in, Jonny.
I'll make my peace with Bandit.

[motor revving]

[Avery]
'As a thug, Walker,
you're the best.'

But you don't understand
anythin' about politics.

As long as
we're facilitating

the famous Dr. Quest's
investigation

'into a mysterious 900-year-old
Scandinavian sword'

we're the good guys.

Yeah, and what happens
if he finds out

what's really
going on here?

What happens if he finds
one of our pumping stations?

It's your job to make sure
he doesn't, my friend.

Are you ready, Mr. Walker?

- I'm on my way.
- No mistakes, Walker.

You pay me too much
to make mistakes, Mr. Avery.

[dramatic music]

[Bandit growling]

We should let your boy
catch up with us

before we go on,
Dr. Quest.

Otherwise he won't know
which way we went.

[engine roaring]
Yeah!

Jonny, slow down.
There's a..

bam

[both screaming]

splash

...sandbar.

[Dr. Quest]
'Are they okay?'

[water sloshing]

[gasping]

They're fine.

[both laughing]

[growling]

[dramatic music]

Uh-oh!

'They ain't fine, now.'

vroom

Oh, this is very bad.

grrr

- Why doesn't it attack?
- 'Uh, I don't know.'

Perhaps
he's a vegetarian.

- Aah!
- Uh!

vroom

- Agh!
- Let me go!

[speaking in foreign language]

Jonny! Hadji!

[splashing]

What the..
Huh!

[music continues]

[grunting]

Wrestling's not
my sport, sport.

[grunting]

bang

splash

[g*n clicking]
No!

bang

splash

What the matter with you?

You didn't
have to sh**t it!

Relax, sport.

'It's just a set
of luggage in the making.'

Looks like whoever attacked
Avery, has got Jonny and Hadji.

You get on the horn
to Avery.

Get a search party
out there.

Benton, we'll go ahead
in the air boat

[dramatic music]

Hadj..

[speaking in foreign language]

[Race]
'It's getting too dark
to go on, Benton.

[Dr. Quest]
'Walker's people have lights.'

They'll keep searching
through the night, I'm sure.

I gotta tell you, Benton,
I don't trust Walker

further than I could spit
against a wind wall.

You may be right, but we have
no one else for the moment.

vroom

[bukkehorn blowing]

Aagh!

Oh, man!
I'm out of here.

'Aah.'

[dramatic music]

[speaking in foreign language]

Look. Everything here
is either dead or dying.

[bukkehorn blowing]

Who are these people?

[owl hooting]

vroom

[dramatic music]

Better take a look
at this, Benton.

There's something
very wrong here, Race.

I'm no expert,
but something has disturbed

the ecological balance here.

It looks as though
the water levels

have dropped
drastically.

I don't like
to think this, Benton

but if this mess
is connected to Avery..

...it's a buck
to a pinch of stardust

that the last thing
he wants here

is a search party
looking for Jonny and Hadji.

[Race]
'Come on. We need guards
and choppers, plenty of 'em.'

vroom

[dramatic music]

What!

I'm glad we found you,
Dr. Quest.

'We got Jonny and his buddy.'

If you believe that

I've got a bridge
for sale in Brooklyn.

vroom

Hey!

Okay.
You called it, pal.

bang

You called it, pal.

bang

[engine sputtering]

Fur on a catfish!

I believe this is what's called
"dead in the water."

bang

[dog wining]

- You missed him!
- I was aiming at the mutt.

You ain't gonna
whack Quest?

[Walker]
'Not until
we find his kid.'

clink

clink

[metal clanging]

fizz

[intense music]

Who are these people?

You know, Jonny,
they say that the Vikings

were the first Europeans
to discover

the continent
of North America.

Maybe they headed south
and inter-married

'with the local
native Americans.'

You mean they've been here
for a thousand years?

Man, that's wild!

Not as wild as this.

Holy moly!

[Jonny]
'I guess they scavenged
the everglades.'

'That's how
they get their iron.'

Whoa!
Do you see what I see?

[Hadji]
'Our airboat.'

That's our way
out of here.

Hmm.

Help me up, Hadj.

[grunting]

You know, Jonny,
there is no guarantee

our air boat
still works.

As you once told me,
"Fate A*DS the courageous."

I also said, never estimate
the value of tiger skin

until you have
caught the tiger!

[rustling]

Okay, Hadji.

[grunting]

[metal clanging]

[both gasp]

[sighs]

Hmm?

Phew!

[intense music]

[snarling]

[Hadji]
Now, how do we get
to the airboat?

What do you think?

Well, it looks like
we've got two choices, Hadj.

One, by the sea
or two, by the trees.

Aah!

I vote for the trees.

[speaking in foreign language]

One, two, three!

crack

splash

Hadji!
Hadji, are you okay?

'Get out of there!'

grr

[gasping]

[people shouting]

Go! Go!
Go, Jonny!

'Save yourself.'

Huh?

Aah!

[snapping]
Aah!

thud

No! Down!
Get back!

It's against my religion
to be eaten by reptiles.

whoosh

vroom

No! Down!
Down, I say!

Hurry, Jonny. I'm not making any
impression upon these beasts.

'And they are doing their best
to make an impression upon me.'

[Jonny]
'Move it, Hadj. Jump!'

Jump!

Yaah!

thud

vroom

[blowing bukkehorn]

[both gasp]

Haah!

vroom

[Avery]
'Conscience, Dr. Quest?'

Cash is my conscience.

And besides, our plans call
for the draining

'of a minute percentage
of the everglades.'

You know perfectly well that
draining your minute percentage

threatens
the entire ecosystem.

Hmm. That is yet
to be proved.

But when it is,
you'll be long gone, right?

Oh, you men of action
are so astute.

vroom

[Jonny]
No sense burning gas.

We've been going round
in circles for hours.

Or lost.

One is never lost, Jonny.

One is always where
one's supposed to be.

Do you know
how smug that sounds?

Smugness has nothing
to do with it.

If you are always wishing
to be somewhere else

you will never understand
the significance of the moment.

[dramatic music]

[Jonny]
'Say, Hadji..'

'...what exactly is the
significance of this moment?'

Nothing.

You mean,
you screwed up?

[Walker]
'They're just kids,
Mr. Avery.'

Gators probably got 'em.

[dramatic music]

We were that close?

Shh.

[singing in foreign language]

sh**t 'em,
and dump 'em.

Such an irony!

The green-friendly Dr. Quest
m*rder*d by eco-t*rrorists.

[g*n firing]

[g*nshots]

[screaming]

splash

grr

[g*nshots]

clang

[ululating]

It's dad and Race.

- What now, Mr. Avery?
- I'll radio for help.

Deal with them before the cops
and the Coast Guard get here.

Come on, Hadj.

splash

Yes, you heard me right.

A g*ng of eco-t*rror1st.

They k*lled Dr. Quest
and his friend.

slam

[screaming]

thud

[sword scraping]

Aah!

thwack

Hurry!
Move it, you imbecile.

Huh!
Aah-h!

[screaming]

splash

I owe you guys.

It's not
the first time, huh?

[expl*si*n]

[all gasp]

boom

[Race]
'Let's buck, boys!'

'This place is going up.'

Race, look.

[Jonny]
'It's Walker.
He's heading back to the rig.'

boom

[speaking in foreign language]

[all shouting]

splash

Father.

[g*nshots]

Haah!

Aah!

[grunting]

Aah-h!

splash

grr

[cheering in foreign language]

'Father.'

boom

Aah!

plop

splash

thud

Come on, Jonny.

Aah!

[panting]

Aa-aah!

boom

[metal creaking]

[bukkehorn blowing]

[intense music]

rrr

Bandit!
Bandit!

grrr

Aa-oo-rrr.

Aah!

- Hey!
- There.

ruff ruff ruff

ruff ruff ruff

grr

[Bandit whining]

[Hadji]
'I guess you've had
enough bravery for one day.

'Eh, Bandit?'
'Ha ha ha.'

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