01x14 - Riddle Me This

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[Batmobile reading]

A satellite dish.

This is just
what I need for my big plan.

Time for some
skyway robbery.

[laughing]

And not a single
Batwheel in sight.

Guess again, Quizz.

Guess? I never guess.

Because I know everything.
[laughing]

All right, let's catch
that copter.

[Bibi] Let's go! [whooping]

[Batmobile grunts]

[engines revving]

Come closer,
my turbo-boosting Batwheels.

You never were too bright.

[whirring]

[stuns]

Ah, my eyes!

[all screaming] Whoa!

-[Redbird] Oh!
-W... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, Bats!

[blades whirring]

[laughing] What a bunch
of crash test dummies.

[laughing]

What are you up to, Quizz?

Why'd you steal
that satellite dish?

I need it to help me make fools
out of everybody in Gotham,

and prove that I, Quizz,
am the smartest of them all.

We're smarter than any
wind-bag-of-a-whirly-bird.

Prove it.

Let's play
a little game of riddles.

Oh, how I love riddles.

If you solve it,

you can find me
and stop my plan.

Riddle me this, Batwheels.

Follow the questions,
and you'll have a wild chase.

-But checking the time
is how you win this race.
-Ow!

[Quizz laughing]

[grunts]

Hang on, I've got this.

Are you sure that's a... Whoa!

-[all groaning]
-...good idea.

[Redbird shouts]

[grunts]

Look, Quizz left us a clue.

It's a question mark.

And it looks just like
the ones on Quizz.

It's gotta be part
of his riddle.

[Batmobile] Right.

The riddle said,
we should follow the questions.

He meant follow
the question marks.

Come on.

Hey, come on. Let's go, Red.

Shouldn't we figure out
the rest of the riddle first?

Quizz is getting away.

We've gotta follow
the question marks.

[Bibi] Come on.

I'm coming.

[rock music playing]

♪ Teasing is never nice
Unless it's your brain ♪

♪ That's why a riddle's fun
When played like a game ♪

♪ Get a clue, get a clue
Get a clue ♪

♪ That's all you gotta
Do to play ♪

♪ Have a think, have a think
Have a think ♪

♪ Soon you'll be on your way ♪

♪ Don't get discouraged if ♪

♪ At first you're filled
With doubts ♪

♪ Think about it long enough ♪

♪ And soon you'll say
I figured it out ♪

♪ Riddle me this ♪

♪ Riddle me that ♪

♪ Riddle me anything
You want to ask ♪

♪ Riddle us one ♪

♪ Riddle us all ♪

♪ There is no riddle
That we cannot solve ♪

[gasps]

[Redbird] The dot has
a goose inside it.

Why would Quizz use a goose?

Follow the questions
and you'll have a wild chase.

What if it's
a wild goose chase,

which is another way of saying,

a chase that goes nowhere.

-What was that about a goose?
-What?

Oh. Nothing.

It's just that there's a goose
in these question marks.

[Buff gasps] You're right.

Hey, everyone, look.

The dot is a goose.

[Batmobile] Hey, it is.

-Who knew?
-It's a clue inside a clue.

That's so wanna-be-Riddler.

Quizz must be headed
for some kind of goose.

And there's only one
famous goose in Gotham.

The Golden Goose statue
in Gotham Central Park.

He's gonna steal it.

Actually, I was thinking
maybe the goose means...

um, nevermind.

You all seem really sure.
So, um, let's go.

[sighs]

[Batmobile]
There's the statue. Batwheels,
let's protect that goose.

-[Batwing] Ugh. [gasps]
-[Batmobile grunts]

-Whoa! [grunts]
-[squelching]

Oh, we're stuck.

-Ugh.
-It's getting in my flaps!

Come on!

Gross. It's a trap.

Hello, my good chumps.

Are you enjoying
my quizzly quicksand?

I have a sinking feeling
you are.

[laughing]

[all grunting]

-Ew! This is disgusting.
-What do we do?

Oh! I know. [whirring]

♪ He's buff, tough ♪

[whirring]

♪ Buff, tough ♪

-[clanks]
-[all exclaiming]

-Whoo! Thanks, Buff.
-[sighs] This was my fault.

I had a feeling the goose meant
It was a wild goose chase.

Why didn't you tell us?

I don't know.

You're all so cool
and confident,

and I get these ideas,

but I'm not sure
if they'll help,

so I keep them to myself.

Well, they definitely
won't help

if we never hear them.

But what if my ideas are wrong?

Sometimes they might be,

but you should never
be afraid to speak up, Red.

Your voice matters,
and we need you.

This is all very touching,

but we still need
to catch Quizz.

Red, do you have any ideas

about how to solve this riddle?

Follow the questions
and you'll have a wild chase.

But checking the time,

-is how you win this race.
-[gasps]

[clock ticking]

Wait, you check the time
by looking at a clock.

So we can find Quizz

near a clock!

-Woo-hoo! Yeah! You got it!
-Great going, Red.

[Buff] Wait, this clock?

I don't think so.

He stole that really
big satellite dish

so he'd need a really big clock
to use it with.

-[clock dings]
-[gasps] The Gotham
Clock tower.

[engine revs]

Let's go, Batwheels.

[Quizz] And now, with my
Mega Time Twister 3000,

I'll control all the clocks
in Gotham.

[laughing]

Let's play with time.

[electricity crackling]

[shoots]

[cuckooing]

[woman] Hurry, hurry!
It's time for school.

But it's still dark out.

Hey, what's wrong
with my watch?

[watch ticking]

[clamoring]

I thought I was early.

[clamoring continues]

Is it two o'clock
or three o'clock?

Yes, nobody knows
what time it is.

It's total chaos.

Two big belly bacon,
breakfast burgers, please.

Sorry, clock says
you're too late.

We're not serving breakfast.

[screams] No!

[screaming and shouting]

-We're too late
-To have breakfast burgers?

-No, to save Gotham.
-There's still time.

[Quizz laughing]

We just need a plan.

Oh, maybe I can fly
up there, and--

No, he'll just blind you again.

Maybe we can sneak inside.

[Buff] Those doors
are kind of small.

I think I know what to do.

-We can--
-What if--

Oh, yeah? Just hear me out.

[sighs] I never mind.

[Buff] I'm delivering a pizza.

No, I've got to speak up
this time.

I have an idea.

-[Batmobile] I like pepperoni.
-I said, "I have an idea."

Sorry, Red.

We're listening.

Okay. Quiz thinks
he's the smartest

and knows everything,
right?

So let's use that

to outsmart him.

How?

We'll distract him
with a riddle.

I am so much smarter.
Look at them.

From up here,
they look like ants.

[Redbird] Hey, Quizz.

If it isn't the little,
red birdie.

What do you say we play
a game of riddles?

Really?
Finally, a fun Batwheel.

Riddle me this.

That's my line.

Uh, well, technically,
it's the Riddler's,

but I'm his ride,
so I get to use it, too.

[chuckles] Anyway, go ahead.

What's the only word
that's wrong

every time you say it?

Ha! That's so simple.

It's-- Wait a minute.

Why would you say
a word wrong every time?

You'd learn
how to say it right.

I don't understand.
I should get this.

It sounds so easy.

Do you give up?

This doesn't make sense.

I know every riddle there is.

-Wrong.
-What do you mean, wrong?

I do know every riddle.

-This is--
-The only word that's wrong

every time you say it,

is the word "wrong".

What? That's a trick.

No, it's a riddle.

But this is a trick.

Batwing, now

[Batwing giggles]
Look what I got.

My Mega Time Twister 3000
mark 2

with additional power pack.

[shouts] No!

[laughs]

[blades whirring]

[Batmobile] Batwheels, now.

Ow!

Ooh, that's pinching.

Sorry, Quizz.
But your time is up!

[clock dinging]

[cuckooing]

[man] Ah, great.
Now we can get back to normal.

My watch is working again.
What do you know?

I just want breakfast.

Is that so much to ask?

Actually,
we are serving breakfast.

Yes!

Not fair, you cheated.

You're not smarter than me.

No one is smarter than me.

Gotham police are on the way.

Our job here is done.

[siren blaring]

Oh, time really flies
when you're having fun.
[cries]

I have a riddle.
Who's fast and smart,

and has lots of heart?

Even though he's little,
he solves every riddle.

-[Redbird honking]
-[all] Redbird!

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪