01x16 - Rev and Let Rev

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[Redbird reading]
Rev and Let Rev.

Is this thing on?

Hello! Testing, testing!

Welcome, Batwheels,

to the first annual
really, really, really,

really, really, loud
Rev Contest.

[all cheering]

I wanna hear loud.

I wanna hear impressive.

I wanna hear your
hydrogen jets rev so loud,

it'll knock me into next week!

Then hold onto your bumpers

'cause I'm about
to crank it to 11!

-[jet revving]
-[Rev-O-Meter beeping]

That barely showed up
on Moe's Rev-O-Meter!

-Make way for a pro.
-[engine revving]

[Rev-O-Meter beeping]

Nice, but you better
hang onto your batteries,

'cause I'm about to out loud
all of you!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Rev-O-Meter beeping]

[laughs] Yeah!

Not bad, but everyone knows,
if you're looking for loud,

-ya gotta go monster truck.
-[engine revving]

Loud is what we do!

-[clanks]
-[Rev-O-Meter beeping]

-[Buff laughing]
-[Moe] Whoa, Buff!

That was louder than one
of Joker's Bursty Bombs.

Seems like a no brainer.

-Buff's gotta be the--
-[Redbird] Wait.

I didn't get to show you
my rev yet.

Oops. Oh, sorry, Red.

Go ahead and cut loose.

-All right, you might wanna
hang on to something.
-[tires screech]

[engine whirring]

[microphone static]

Okay, Red? We're ready
for your super loud rev.

What do you mean? That was it.

Awkward.

But I was revving
as loud as I could.

[engine whirring]

Why does my engine sound
so different from yours?

So quiet.

Oh, that must be
your stealth tech, Red.

Your engine was designed
to be quieter than ours,

so you can sneak around
without being heard.

You mean, I can't rev loud
like the rest of you?

Even if I try?

[groans]

Oh, afraid not, kid.

That's okay, Red.

Maybe instead of competing,
you can help Moe judge.

Sure. Yeah, I can do that.

[sighs] Why do I have
to be so quiet?

It just makes me feel...

different from everyone else.

I wish I could
just get rid of this

stealth tech or whatever it is.

I, uh, might be able
to arrange that.

Really?

Uh, it's not gonna be easy,

but I could give it a shot.

You can take out
my stealth tech,

so I can rev really loud
like the rest of the team?

Wait, Red.

That stealth tech is a big part

of what makes you so awesome.

Are you really sure removing it
is a good idea?

Of course it is.

Then I won't be
so different anymore.

How could that be a bad thing?

I don't know, Red.

Okay, okay, I'll do it.

Just stop staring at me
with those pixelated peepers
of yours.

How hard could it
really be anyways?

[Moe grunting]

I had to ask.

Oi!

Okay, just one last thing.

-And we're all done.
-[objects clattering]

There...

That ought to make ya
a teensy bit louder.

-Okay, try it now.
-[engine starts]

[revving loudly]

[thuds]

-Too much?
-No, it's perfect.

You're the best mobile
operations expert

a car could ever ask for.

Thanks, Moe.

-[engine revving]
-Hear it go!

[Red revving]

Hey, Red. Now that's what
I call some serious revving.

-Not bad.
-You rev like a monster truck.

Louder even.

I know, isn't it awesome?

[Batcomputer] Alert! Catwoman
has been spotted

breaking into
a penthouse downtown.

She appears to be
after a Siamese cat idol,

owned by Bruce Wayne.

Robin is already on his way.

So it's up to you, Redbird,

to help him stop
Catwoman in her tracks.

You got it, BC.

With a better and louder me,

we'll stop that cat
before she could say, "Meow!"

[Robin grunts]

Let's get after it!

[revving loudly]

[blasts off]

Why does the Redbird
sound like...

Oh, right.

Must be the bass in the new
speakers I had Moe install.

[music playing on speakers]

[engine revving]

[car window squeaking]

Got her!
Activating Bat-o-flage.

-[Redbird powers up]
-She'll never see us coming.

[Catwoman grunts]

Meow. [laughs mischievously]

[blasts off]

Almost had me. [laughs]

Ugh, man. What is up
with this loud engine?

Redbird, switch to
auto control.

[engine whirring]

Spark plugs!

We would've nabbed Catwoman
no problem,

if my loud revving
hadn't tipped her off.

Perhaps, you shouldn't have had
Moe remove your stealth tech.

Ugh!

I've still gotta help Robin.

[engine revs loudly]

Yikes!

-[bird squawking]
-Quietly.

Give it up, Catwoman.

[giggles] Meow.

You really think
a bird is any match
for a cat?

[Catwoman grunts]

I heard you
and your little go-kart

coming from a mile away.

You know, you can't
sneak up on a feline

with a car squawking like that.

[Robin grunting]

Sorry, little birdie,

but I have places to be.

[laughing]

[Robin sighs]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[cats meowing]

Ah! Purr-fect.

Looks like the cat's
luck ran out.

Why don't you just
come quietly?

[engine revving loudly]

[cats meowing, hissing]

Oh, man.

[laughing]

Ah! [grunting]

[Catwoman chuckles]

You might wanna look
into getting a new ride, Robin.

An engine shouldn't roar.

Oh, no. It should purr. [purrs]

[cat meows]

[sighs] Redbird's running
way louder than usual, Moe.

See what you can do
before we have to hit
the streets again.

[sighs]

It's all my fault
that Catwoman got away,

and now Robin thinks there's
something wrong with me.

Aw, let me guess.

Now you want me to put your
stealth tech back in.

No, then I'd lose my new rev

and I won't be
a real Batwheel anymore.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not a real Batwheel?

Why would you think
the sound of your rev

is what makes you one of us?

Because without it,

I sound different
from everyone else.

[sighs]

I feel different.

How you sound
isn't what makes you

a part of the team, Red.

You're a Batwheel
because you're an awesome car

who always fights for justice.

-I am?
-[Batmobile] You know it,

and your stealth tech
is a big part of what makes you
so awesome.

-Not even I could sneak up
on Catwoman the way you could.
-[Buff] Hmm.

And I couldn't be quiet
even if I tried.

[engine revs loudly]

-See?
-We each have
our own cool stuff,

and stealth tech is definitely
your cool stuff, Red.

[Batmobile] No matter
what you sound like,

we need you
on the Batwheels team.

Thanks.

Um, Moe.
Do you think you could--

Put your stealth tech
back in? [sighs]

Why not?

I wasn't doing anything for
the next 10 to 12 hours anyway.

[Moe humming]

[objects clattering]

Yes.

-Woo-hoo.
-Yeah, that's our Red.

-Go, Red, go!
-[Redbird] Woo-hoo!

[Batwing] Sleek and stealthy.

It's good to be back.

And just in time, too.

Catwoman is going after
a second Siamese cat idol.

Think you're ready
for another chance, Redbird?

Revved up and ready.

[engine whirring]

[chuckles] Well, ready anyway.

-[Redbird powering up]
-Nice and quiet.

Now, that's what I like
not to hear.

Let's go stop
that cat-tastophe!

[cable zipping]

Meow.

Come to mamma,
my little feline friend.

-[purring]
-[Robin] Hold it right there.

Back for another game
of cat and mouse.

I'm not here to play, Catwoman.

Hand over the statue.

[laughs]

Really,

when have you ever known
a cat to do

anything you tell it to?

-[whooshing]
-[giggling]

[sighs]

[grunts]

-[gasps]
-[engine whirring]

Nice try, bird boy!

But you should know by now

that you can't just sneak up
on a cat.

[laughing]

See ya around the alley.

[gasps]

[whirring]

[grunts] Oh, bats!

[grunting]

Hmm, now what's that
you were saying

about sneaking up on a cat?

-[hisses]
-[Robin] Don't feel bad.

With a set of wheels like this,

you never stood a chance.

[engine whirring]

-[siren wailing]
-[grunting]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪