01x21 - Bam's Clawful Mistake

[bunniefuu]

I give you...

the Bat-ball.

Great job building it for us, MOE.

It's perfect for our game.

It is, isn't it? It's magnetic.

It'll stick to your metal bodies.

Yeah.

What game again?

Bat-ball.

- Is that a thing?
- It will be once we invent it.

Guess we should start
by making some rules.

Well, obviously,
since this is a game for vehicles

you drive around with the ball
and you can pass it to a teammate.

How about if you score points

by getting the ball
in the other team's goal?

Go like this.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, nothing but tire.

Oh, nice. I like it.

- Yeah.
- That works.

Oh, this is gonna be the best.

Let's divide up the teams.

Okay, I'll close my eyes
and point randomly.

Give me a spin, Bam!

Good idea. The first two vehicles
you point to are on my team.

- Spin the MOE! Spin the MOE!
- Spin the MOE! Spin the MOE!

All right! I'm on Team Bam.

- Spin the MOE! Spin the MOE!
- Spin the MOE! Spin the MOE!

Team Bam for me too.

Lucky for you, I'm the best
Bat-ball player in the world.

Okay, Buff, guess you're
with me on Team Bibi.

Okay, but could we name the team
after both of us?

Like, maybe,
use the first letter of our names

"B" and "B"?

Great idea.

We'll be Team BB.

Yes, that's way better!

All right. We got our teams

and now it's time to play.

What about me, Bam?

Oh, yeah. I've got
a really important job for you.

You can be the ref.

The ref?

You sure you don't need
a sixth player?

Well, this is a game
for vehicles, MOE.

We're going to be going fast
and making sharp turns and big jumps.

I promise I'll play something else
with you later.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Game on!

Let's go!

Go long, Bam.

- Let's go.
- Awesome, yeah!

- Yeah!
- He scores!

Point for Team Bam.

- Awesome.
- Sweet. Nice shot, Red.

Here comes the Buff-meister.

So cool.

Time for some Bat-slamma-jamma.

Not if I D-up.

Defense! Defense!

Yeah!

ill*gal use of the batarang!

You get a yellow bat-card.

Oh, come on. I only used it
'cause it's two against three

which means the other team
will always have the advantage.

Bibi's right. We need another player.

Pick me. Pick me.

I swear I can do it.

These tiny wheels
pack a whole lot of zip, baby.

So, did I make the team?

Not today, MOE.

But you do make an awesome ref.

Alert.

Catwoman was just spotted breaking
into the Gotham Diamond Exchange.

Batman needs you, Bam.

Roger that.

Guess our game's on hold.

Hey, get off my tail.

Not this time.

Oh, bats.

Catwoman's car is incredible.

What amazing moves.

Hey, I wonder if...

MOE, this is Bam. Come in.

Mobile Operations Expert. Talk to me.

I've got a bat-tastic idea.

Tell everyone to meet me
at Gotham Central Park.

I think I've got a solution
to our Bat-ball problem.

Does it involve me?

Sure does. Bring one
of those Bat-motherboards with you.

Yes!

I'm ready. Put me in, Coach.

By the way, what's this for?

Oh, sorry. I should have explained.

I found a special vehicle
to play Bat-ball with us.

So the teams will be even
and we can really play.

A Cat car.

- Not half-bad.
- Wow.

Oh, she's got unbelievable moves.

We just need you
to bring her to life, MOE.

Please?

Okay. If it means that much to ya.

You sure this is a good idea, Bam?

This is our chance
to really play Bat-ball

- our own special game.
- Right.

- I guess so.
- Well, let's play.

Okay. Do it, MOE.

Where am I?

Who are you? Who are you?

We're the Batwheels.

You're like a cute little kitty.

Can I call you Kitty?

Sure. Okay.

- What's that?
- Hey, watch it.

We brought you to life
to play my favorite game

- Bat-ball!
- Bat-ball?

It's a game we made up.

There's two tires and you have
to sh**t the ball in them.

But you can't use batarangs

or you'll get
a yellow bat-card and...

Hey!

Oh, that tickles.

Staring contest. Go!

Pretty light.

She's not listening, Bam.

We need you to focus now, Kitty.
We're gonna start the game.

I'm ready. Bye, lighty-light.

Let's make this easy.

Bibi and Kitty are with me.

Wing, Red, and Buff
are on the other team.

And MOE, you're still the ref.

Let's play Bat-ball!

Kitty... Kitty!

Birdie. Behind you.

Birdie... birdie!

Kitty, the ball's over here.

Oh, yeah. I'm ready... ready.

Kitty. Catch.

Too bad.

Point for Batwing's team.

Kitty, wake up. They're winning.

What's that? Let's go chase it.

Almost got it. Almost got it!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah.

Okay, Kitty.
I need you to get in the game.

All you have to do is put that ball
in the tire.

- You got it?
- Yeah... yeah.

Put the ball in the fountain.

- No, the tire.
- In the tire, yeah.

What did I say?

Doggie pile?

Fun!

Bird!

- Wait. Isn't that our Bat-ball?
- Birdie... birdie!

Hey, player out of bounds.

Kitty, come back.

Birdie... birdie!

I'm sorry, everyone.

This is my fault.

I'll get the ball back.

Kitty. Kitty!

Birdie... birdie!

Hey! Hey, wait up!

Birdie, wanna come play with me?

I need something
that'll get her attention.

Feathers!

Wait, those feathers.

The feathers.
Get the feathers, Kitty.

Feathers... feathers!

Here, Kitty, Kitty.

Got it.

Your ball.

- My bad.
- It's okay, Kitty.

Thanks for playing with us.

Butterfly!

It was fun. Let's play again soon!

Bye, Kitty.

Who's ready to play Bat-ball?

- Let's go.
- You got it back?

But the teams are still uneven.

I guess I could sit this game out.

You don't have to do that.

We already have another player.

You ready to play, MOE?

Me? You want me to play?

I don't just want you to play.

I want you on my team.

Dreams do come true.

I'm sorry, MOE.

I guess I cared more about our game
than your feelings.

You may not be a vehicle,
but with your stretchy moves

you'll be slam-dunking
all over the...

Limber up!

In your face!