01x30 - Wheel Side Story

[bunniefuu]

Hey, BC,
I've got a visual on the Penguin.

He's at Gotham Point Lighthouse.

And I also see Penguin's
Ducky Boat heading south

toward City Hall.

The Penguin must be remotely
controlling the Ducky Boat

from the lighthouse.

Keep an eye on that Ducky.

I'm heading to the Penguin.

Hey, Penguin.

Whatever you're up to, it's over.

Batgirl.

So good to see you.

Welcome to the first act
of my greatest performance yet.

And look.
You've landed right on your mark.

I'm tired of the numbing noise
from Gotham's grating citizens.

All that yap-yap-yapping
is an as*ault upon my delicate

musically trained ears.

So...

let me take a wild guess.

You invented a ridiculous gadget
to steal everyone's voices?

No, I've invented a ridiculous gadget

to turn everyone's voices
into sweet, sweet song.

I'll zap everyone in town

with my Ducky's new Songinator Ray

and convert this city's inane babble
into one massive melodic...

Musical

Batwheels, the Ducky Boat
is on the loose

near the theater district.

We're on it, BC.

Protect the people.

No...!

You busybody Batwheels
got in the way of my Songinator Ray.

Well, it's a nice try, Ducky
But you've got it all wrong

Hey, why are all my words
Coming out as a song?

It works.

Oh, my gosh, Bam, just listen to you

Hey, look at me, I'm doing it too

You've got to be kidding

I can't say a thing

All I can do is sing, sing, sing

Oh, this is the best.

I know birds can sing
But this is too much

That Ducky is a no-good such and such

Getting hit by that ray
Was not my first choice

It's a good thing
I've got a superb singing voice

Oh, I could watch this all day

but the rest of Gotham
isn't going to zap itself.

We've got to stop him

Hiya, Wheels! How'd the mission go?

Did you lay the smackdown
on that quack clown?

We weren't too lucky
When we fought the Ducky

Wait, why are you singing?

What Bibi is trying to say is

We were zapped by a ray

And now we're stuck singing
Ah, my ears won't stop ringing

We tried revving and spinning
But nothing will nix it

Come on, MOE
Do you think you can fix it?

I... I don't know. I mean, I...
I kind of like you like this.

MOE!

Okay, okay. Let me take a look.

Tell you what.

If you can get ahold
of that ray zapper

I'm sure I can reprogram it
to undo your singsong situation.

Well, we're sick of being singy

So we'll get you that thingy

I detect musical activity
And Batgirl in captivity

So the Penguin, you must reach

Down at Gotham Point Beach

BC, did the Ducky zap you too?

No, I just like singing.

Oh, BC.

Now, my very vocal vehicles,
go get that ray zapper.

Tell me, BG

which costume do you think
would be better

for my musical's opening night?

Are you feeling the light blue
or the gold more?

Maybe go with the gold?

You know, if you let me out

I could take a closer look for you.

Oh, yes. Would you mind?

Oh, wait a second.

Nice try, Batgirl.

BC, I could use some backup.

There he is

Oh, no. Not the musical mobiles.

Leave him to me

No, I've got him

Thanks for the encore,
my wobbling wheelies.

Ta-ta.

We'll never stop that tub toy
If we keep making this big noise

Everything just goes wrong
When we sing our own songs

That may be true

But what can we do?

We make it all better
By singing together

One team, one tune

We'll take out that Ducky goon

Guess it couldn't hurt to try

- I can sing a high part
- So can I

Okay, forward makes it worse

So we'll go in reverse

Everyone follow me
On the count of three

One, two, three

Reverse

It worked, we're a team

And we sound like a dream

Singing together set us free

And now we'll work in perfect

Harmony

Stop right there, Ducky
We won't let you win

So give up that ray
And wipe off that grin

You panicking pretenders
lost twice already.

So I suppose
it's time for the third act.

And what kind of finale would it be
without a big twist?

Oh, which one is the real Ducky?

Holy hubcaps, where do we begin?

There's only one of us
But too many of him

Just stay calm
And remember the plan

We'll sing the song together
Just as loud as we can

Just keep singing, Batwheels.
You'll never guess.

- When I'm singing one thing
- And I'm

Singing another

Our words and phrases tend to

Step on each other

- But if we're in tune
- And our voices match

- We can make some music that's
- Totally fresh

And if we act just like we sing

We make a better team

We're in harmony sounding sweet

As we sing together

Each of us on the beat
To complete our harmony

We're in harmony on the street

When we work together

Any crook that we meet

Can't compete with our harmony

Wha... How did you know
it was the real me?

Now that was teamwork
We sounded so good

- We took out that Ducky
- I knew that we could

Oh, oh, good
We can get our voices back at last

Do we have to?

I'm having a blast

We'll get to that soon
We're almost through

But there's just one more thing
We really need you to do

What? It can't be.

Yes.

Oh, no!

Looks like it's curtains for you,
Pengy.

Thanks, BC.

Fine.

But before you take me in

I'm going to have my moment
in the spotlight.

Hit it.

Oh, woe is me

I should have seen this coming

My plans have all been foiled

It's oh-so unbecoming

Batgirl, I'm sorry

I know this is the end

But could you see your way clear
To let me go

As a friend

No can do, songbird.

All right. I figured out a way
to make you all unsingy.

Are you sure, though?

You're pretty fun this way.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Kinda

- Did it work?
- It did.

I'm not singing.

Phew, we can talk again.

I'm glad that's over.

But that song we all sang
was pretty catchy.

We're in harmony on the street

When we work together

Any crook that we meet

Can't compete with our harmony